Crystal's Best Friend

Today I got one of the weirdest FB message from one of the weirdest people I've ever heard from:

Because you are obviously bonkers.

And you don't use 's correctly.

I don't understand why she has to keep asking me how Disneyland was. Is it that important? It's all on my fucking blog wtf.


p/s: No, I don't know Crystal Siew at all, ok? That's why it's funny, coz she (Miu) is so random!

p/p/s: What's all this about me being MEAN?? I mosaic-ed her face and name what! Not like anyone knows who this is... WTF. State opinion about an unknown person also cannot??

UPDATE: OMG! So many of your moralistic fucksticks reading me! Yabbering this and that about how old this chick and is all... Listen: WHO GIVES A FUCK WHETHER SHE IS 6 or 60??

The point is I didn't state her name or post her photo!

For all you know she could be a fictional character I created... Then you'd feel really stupid now, won't you??

And besides, when I posted this, I didn't even click on her profile. I didn't know how old she was, but even if I did, I doubt it would have changed a single thing.

It beats the hell out of me how so many of you saints managed to find her fb profile.

Fucking ironic too, if you ask me.

If this annoys you, if you think that I'm abusing my 'power' and that I'm mean-spirited, you know what to do don't you?

STOP FUCKING READING MY BLOG!

But instead, there you are, reading, commenting, and even going on fb to search for this chick's fb profile and nitpicking shit. Ridiculous.

And some of you are pitying this supposedly poor girl. Save your condescending sympathy. There are much sadder beings out there than a girl who was called bonkers by a blogger she pestered, ok?? And since when did you care so much? Go channel your energies to consoling people whose families died in natural disasters can?

There are over 3 billion blogs out there... Surely there are a few that are up to your high moralistic standards. So go read those, and stop trying to change me or tell me what to do. It's not gonna work.

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Disneyland Hongkong Part 1!

Thanks to Disneyland Hong Kong for sponsoring this super fun trip for us bloggers!

Well, they are not vetting or paying for this so I guess this is a normal post and not an advert! :D


To start with... THIS TRIP WAS SUPER FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Like everyone said it was so enjoyable!


In fact, I don't remember the last time I went to Disneyland, in LA, as being even CLOSE to this fun! (Post here)


DEFINITELY one of my best holidays...


I guess it's coz of the company... Everyone was nice, funny, and I especially LOVE the girl bloggers coz they are all so vain, camwhorish and bimbotic! Like me!! HAHAHA

Ok lah I guess Estee, Ming's girlfriend, is the mature one but the rest of the girls are all decidedly childish (I mean that in a good way), even Redmummy who is a mother of 2!! LOL

Us girls were being so frivolous wearing Disney merchandise and shopping and snapping like SHITLOADS of photos...

We went to Hongkong for 2.5 days and Day 1 and 2 were for exploring Disneyland... Day 2's night and Day 3 were for SHOPPING!

It was mad awesome.

About 200 photos so I'm splitting the post into 2 days...

Touch down at Hongkong's airport... Can you spot my luggage?



Mike panicking while waiting for his



With the SG bloggers Ming and Estee


In the cab

I snapped this shot and I told everyone I'm going to caption it "In the cab". They all agreed it's a snappy caption and that I put loads of effort into blogging.

Reached Disneyland Hotel!!!

LOVE IT! The place is decorated rather old-school Victorian style... Classy and grand but not too stuffy. And you know... With cartoons!

Put down our luggage and went for lunch with the Msian bloggers...

Ketchup Mickey kinda looks like boobs



There they are, already snapping shots!!

From left: Redmummy, Cheesie, Audrey and Tim (holding cam).


Bloggers very competitive one ok everything also must snap photos of!

Ming and Estee pondering over what to eat



Cute kids are everywhere!



Here are the girls' food





I just ordered fries with what looks like freshly whipped homemade mayo! Yums



Cheesie and Audrey camwhoring with my camera!





Decorations in Xmas themes



Our receptionist



And here's our room!!

There's two queen sized beds lah! Perfect for families but one bed was completely unused in my case...

NO WAIT IT WAS USED! To pile all my shopping on! MUAHAHA

Guess what the telly was showing?



Even the sheets are Alice in Wonderland themed!




Castled headboard


Me being silly while Mike showers... :)



So cute! All these can be brought back home if you wished to!







The various dwarves are so useful!

Here are the bedroom slippers in Baby, Mama and Papa sizes! Middle one's missing coz I was wearing it! Same thing for bathrobes.

In case you didn't know what it was.



That's it for the rooms!

We adjoin downstairs to meet the Disney Reps for a meeting!

They were oh-so-generous and ordered shitloads of High Tea-ish stuff for us! Sorry lah I dunno what these are called...

Tray after tray arrived... Totally cannot finish lor!



Me with ribbon hair! I thought it could perhaps pass off as Mickey-ish ears??





And here's our map for later!

It's huge! I know a lot of you say that the Disneyland in Hongkong is tiny, and it is, in comparison to the ones in Florida or LA... But so what?

I still think it's bloody big!


And I'm not just saying that coz I went on a sponsored trip.


It's big enough to occupy you for 1 whole day, that's for sure... Which is more than enough for me lor.

Doesn't mean smaller = not enjoyable what!

Here's a group pic of us + Disney reps (in black, back row)!

We were all given this little spectacles, which is actually called a Hologram Viewer (according to Cheesie, wrong blame her)!


IT IS FUCKING MAGICAL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


See the little heart at the bottom?

When you look thru the 'lens', all the lights around you will magically form a HEART SHAPE OMGWTFBBQ!!

It's true!

Here's the best picture I could take via my camera, but when you look through it, it is VERY distinct!

It makes everything around look SO GORGEOUS!

And the reason why we were given this is coz the park is very well lit up at night, and when you see FIREWORKS through the hologram viewer, it's a completely surreal experience!

Comes in Snowflake, Heart and Snowmen patterns! And can only get this from DISNEY!

Redmummy dangerously camwhoring on the road...
Bus almost knocked her down lor



Mike and I



With the cute Malaysian girls... Why are they so cute omg!



With Redmummy too! She looks damn young but is 34!



And we arrive in DISNEYLAND!!!!!!





So excited must camwhore





Here's Mickey riding what looks like the Twitter fail whale



Tickets!



The dudes checking our bags...

SERIOUSLY OK... This guy's name is JOKER.

I saw his name tag said Joker, so I asked him if his name is really Joker and he said yes!!!!!!!!

It's not only funny but terribly ironic for a security guard whose job is really kinda nothing like a joke. LOL!!!!!!!

MICKEY!

Part of what makes Disneyland so magical is that there is music EVERYWHERE you go!!!!!

(AND NO SMOKERS HAHAHAHA!)

Like no matter which part of the park you are at, happy music is always piping and lifting your mood!

This choral group was singing underneath the crazy tall Xmas tree!





Audrey hologramming



Awwww so cute!!

I had to FORCE him to let me take a pic of him with Stitch on his head...



And it was time for the Xmas parade!!!!



One of the pretty parade girls...



And the Xmas tree flashes different sets of lights!! Very breath-taking...



Nicely sets the mood for Xmas





Mike's hood flew up!!



KISS KISS!!





With the girls!


And we enter Small World or whatever it's called lah...







So pretty omg



Figurines gliding out of the castle...



Chio backdrop!



Us on the ride... We got a pink car! So lucky!

The ride was very peaceful and "It's a Small World" kept playing over and over again in many different languages!

We went from continent to continent... Quite fun to spot the different nationalities!

O hai! Didn't know you worked in Disneyland...



Me to Mike: "BABY! It's Texas!"



The special Xmas theme with Lil Bo Peep and her... Duck?










And done! After this we go on the Tea Cups!





Spinning round and round!

Once the guards let our batch in everyone started to RUN for their favourite tea cup...

It was ridiculous... I tried to get in two different tea cups but each time was cut off by some rude kid rushing in first!

Some other kid and I were then running for the last cup so I ran damn fast and elbowed the bitch out of the way!

That's for disrespecting your elders stupid girl! Hmpf! Anyway Cheesie saw this disgraceful scene and laughed at me.

WHAT?

I got snatched TWICE of what was rightfully mine ok! I came first and they robbed me of my cups!

Nasty rude kids. Ahem.

And finally, it's time for the FIREWORKS!!!

Everyone was so excited...



Ridiculously chio castle...





AND BOOM!!!!!!



So pretty!!

My favourite was to watch the colourful fireworks (such as the above) with the hologram viewer!!!!!!!

Cheesie managed to snap a really good shot of how it will look like so I stole a piccie from her blog:

Credits Cheeserland

Here's how it looks like on a colourful Xmas tree so imagine how the fireworks would look like! MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD CHIO!

After many failed shots of the fireworks (obviously not posted up since FAIL), I decided to just enjoy it instead of frantically snapping photos with the blasted (punny hahaha) Fireworks mode on my Lumix which kinda sucks...


It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME.


Of ALL the fireworks shows I've EVER seen in my entire this, this Disney one is BY FAR THE BEST!!!!!!!


Not only is it shooting off aside a gorgeous castle, there was also beautiful music...

Music from all our favourite cartoons that filled us with wonder and hope and whatever good feelings there are when we were kids...

And the HOLOGRAM VIEWER OMG!

Disney oughta pay the inventor like a zillion dollars coz watching fireworks with the hologram viewer just makes it SO MUCH MORE FUN!!!!!


For a long moment you just forget about all the nasty stuff in the world like that weird itch or your balding problem... It's just beauty and magic and glitter and hologram chioness!!!!!


It was nice...................

So nice............



I'm actually still having Disney withdrawal symptoms.

Oh well I'd go back there soon!


Part 2 will be coming up shortly!! It's even longer than this entry -_-


:D :D :D :D


I had a fucking fun time so anyone who didn't are either grumpy prudes or just didn't go with the right company/in the right weather. I love Disneyland (any Disneyland in the world for that matter) and will delete spoilsport comments which say it's not fun!


Stop spoiling shit for others goddamn it!

Linkies for my travel buddies:

CHEESIE - REDMUMMY - AUDREY - TIM - MING - ESTEE

Mike is the most shiok of all coz he went on free trip and doesn't need to blog about it!

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Disneyland!!

Haven't even unpacked my last luggage and I'm off again!!!

This time Mike and I are going to Disneyland in HONG KONG!!

My first time going there (DL in HK), so I'm quite excited!

The last time I went to disneyland in LA I had a crazily smashing time. Only regret I had was not buying more souvenirs! This time imma go crazy.

So yup.

Don't think I'd be updating here for the next 3 days, except for maybe twitter or POTM if I manage to find free wifi.

Everytime I go to HK I feel so happy that I'm a Cantonese and a relatively fluent one! *blabbers in Cantonese* there. I just proved it.

V sian that the weather is quite cold though. Mike is ultra pleased about it. -_-

Ok see ya guys in 3 days!

Xoxo

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Butthead girl

Nothing better to do...


Not sure if you guys have seen this, but I came across this unfortunate picture of an unfortunate girl who looks unfortunately like Butthead from the ugliest cartoon ever, Beavis and Butthead!

Epitome of beauty

Her innocent drinking photo has been splashed across a lot of humour websites, with Butthead beside her for comparison!!

(And I got the pic from Collegehumor.com, it's not done by me ah!)

She is really suay lor... The nose so long and no chin... Then never mind, go and draw eyebrows until so hideous!!!


So I decided to photoshop her!!!!

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HOW?? MUCH CHIOER RIGHT????



Side by side

LOL I'm so bored!!!!!

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The Nuffnang Regional Blog Awards 2009 + Random piccies!

Pictures from eons ago!!

Had dinner with Mike at Chili's (Tanglin Mall) finally! He was sooooooo excited about eating USA food!!

To our pleasant surprise, the service there was fantastic even though it was full! (I supposed that's also mirroring the states coz service there is always awesome as people have to work for tips!)

The food was fab, ribs were tender, and the drinks are huge + unlimited refills, just like the real Chili's! Nice.

Here's our queso with unlimited corn chips. I think the one I had in texas had meat bits in it, which was nicer, but still taste pretty authentic USA!

Cheesy goodness



My crazy huge baby back ribs with 2 side dishes chosen by me :D

Mike's fajitas or whatever they are spelt. I don't really like Mexican food.


Abrupt end on this thread.


Rozz invited 10 of her friends for a nice dinner at her friend's new restaurant...

Erm it's Indian fusion food. Krish at 9 Rochester Park!

Joan and Gillian... Yes that girl on the right shot me and Kaykay's video, and is the owner of clicknetwork.tv!!

People are always expressing surprise that it's a girl who shoots such "smut". LOL!!!!

(Digressing, new videos are out, please go watch!!!!!!!)

3 of us...



Love!



Pretty but scary ceiling



Lentil soup... Nice but on top of the bread got PARSLEY!!!!!!!!



Samosa thingy... I think with eggplant?



Roast beef!! :D Very tender and yums



Rozz, her bro Ryan and Ryan's gf Steph...



Our dessert, lava cake!! I can also cook it HAHAHAHA!

Ryan said true Indian food must eat with hands, so they were making him eat the lava cake with no cutlery!

Without Rozzie outside... I love my topshop dress + matching heels (gojane.com)!!



Random pic

Went to St Regis on Dr Georgia Lee's invitation to a special premiere of Victor Victoria!!

The dress code was "Androgynous"!!!!!!

Gorgeous chandeliers

Can't really see, but famous jazz singer Laura Fygi is on stage serenading us! She even sang "The Moon Represents My Heart" can?? In pretty accurate Mandarin!

Here I am in my androgynous clothes!! Ok lah that's as androgynous as I managed to go.

The top is from F21 and the back is only a ribbon! I just saw Kristen Bell wear it on Heroes season 2! Very pleased with my own taste LOL

In preparation for Nuffnang Awards

OMG! I did so much shit before going for the Awards!! Afterall it's the first time anyone threw a gala dinner for bloggers mah!! Ahem.

Who's this frustrated-looking person??

It's FIZZY, who met up with me to design my NN awards dress!!!

He's only 21 and he already designed dresses for 2 past Ms Sg Universes!!





There he is with me!!

Fizzy is great!!! We were discussing the dress and right that night he already draped the design on a mannequin to show me!! :D :D :D

This is the kinda enthusiasm that designers need!

You can see his masterpiece on me in a bit.


Emailed Dr Georgia Lee that I want to go for lip fillers and she very kindly sponsored me!!

She's the best there is so if you wish to do aesthetic stuff such as acne treatment or fillers or whatever, here's her website!

On top of lip fillers I'm also going to undergo Ulthera, an ultrasonic treatment to reduce fats, wrinkles, and tighten skin!!

At the clinic...



Waiting inside the stylish room.

Here's Dr Lee putting a clear gel on my double chin fats and doing ulthera for me!!

It feels kinda like IPL and I won't lie, it IS painful!!

BUT IT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

When I went home, I could literally SEE a difference in my jawline. Used to be flabby and it was tight omfg!!!!!!

I posted the picture on POTM, so if you missed it, scroll back a bit.

The thing shoots eletrical pulses DEEP into your skin.

I think Ulthera costs $3k plus... If you are interested do call them up!!

TOTALLY WORTH IT I TELL YOU!!

I guess those people following me on twitter already heard me raving like a mad woman about ulthera so I'd stop here.

Here's Dr Lee holding Restylane, the stuff that's in my lips now!!

Can you believe she has 2 kids?? -_- Look so young wtf...

She was so pro lor the whole procedure was done in 5 minutes flat. -_-


I had a lot more fillers this time than the last time (I requested for it) so I was walking around looking duckish for 2 days...

Here's day 1:

So in love with new lips.....!!

Went out to Aly's birthday party and scared everyone there with my face. LOL!!







Us girls at the poolside



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And off to Celab Nails to bling up my nails!!



Goodbye awful self-painted nails...



Here's my glamourous manicurist Deniz, nail extraordinaire to the stars!





Chio! Looks a lot more bling irl but somehow the pictures don't do them justice.



Guess whose giant watch it is in the background??



It's Joanne Peh's! She's looking pretty even without make up!

We were chatting on Twitter about going to the NN awards together (she was nominated for best celeb blog), and it was so coincidental that she was scheduled to do her nails with Deniz after me!

Here's us with dolled up nails... Actresses quite cham, in order to look consistent in episodes they can't have crazy nails or cut/dye their hair in the middle of filming!

Thanks for the nails :D



MOBJET party
one day before NN awards!




With Mike



There's Shan and Rozz hosting, although they can't be seen much in the dark...

Was fun but I was exhausted so I went back home pretty early. Really man, I can't even club nowadays!! I'm OLD!

What's this?



It's our own limo with driver!! Thanks so much for the awesome ride Mobjet! :D



We couldn't resist camwhoring... Here's Mike acting cool with his Evian.



And me in my reclined seat! I could get used to life like this. :)


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Here's one pic of me doing my hair at Mosche (67355443) before the awards... I wanted it big! I'm wearing sunglasses not to act cool but coz the fringe was poking into my eyes, ok?

AND DONE!!

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Effort of so many people! HAHAHA...

Kinda regret wearing my solotica contacts though...
They don't look that fab in photos I feel.



Handsome date for the night







Who doesn't??




My table-mates. Cruz Teng (Nominee Best Celeb Blog), with date.

Kenny Sia, who won for Best Entertainment blog...



... Shaking hands with Mr Gadget, Jehzlau's Concepts looking on

Here's Mr Gadget himself with me. He won for Best Geek blog!

Mike really looks like a bodyguard can? -_-

Host Allan Wu on stage





Typical food pics



Wanted to snap a shot of the table's decor but here's Kenny making a funny face



TABLE 17 FTW!



Cruz + date





With Joanne! I hate her lor she's so effortlessly stylish even in just a pant suit.



And there she is, on stage giving a speech after winning Best Celebrity blog!



Here's one more candid shot of her with her manager...



Pic of me on stage getting an award!!

I must say I am so in love with Joanne lor... I'm not like gao poring her or anything but she actually took the initiative to help me use my camera to snap pics!!

So helpful!!!

COZ MIKE IS DAMN BLUR AND WON'T DO IT ONE LOR!!!

After getting the trophies the winners are to go outside on the carpet to snap pictures, and she followed me out, with my camera, to help me snap a pic!!! Mad love!!

I am sorry I didn't help you do the same thing babe!!! T_T (Her award was before mine ok I am not so terrible, I just wasn't zi dong enough)

Here's another Joanne Peh photography pic. I think I was telling a joke or something, which nobody laughed it.

Wait Allan Wu laughed!!

Here I am with trophies for:

- Best Original Blog Design

- Most Influential Blog

- And best of all, REGION'S BEST BLOG!!!!

OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Trophy sharing time with Lionel, my AWESOME designer!!

Fuck everyone who said I don't deserve to win coz I didn't even design my own blogskin.

I'm sorry, but how the FUCK do you know how much design was done by me? Is it not my vision, my time too?

Like this only actors who write their own scripts can get acting awards?? Or race car drivers who don't build their own cars cannot win races also lah??

What bullshit is this?

THE AWARD WAS NOT FOR ME, WENDY CHENG.

It was won for HTTP://XIAXUE.BLOGSPOT.COM, my BLOG, not my person. Does that make crystal clear sense?? I didn't win as a designer. My BLOG won as a design.


If you knew beforehand....

1) People who didn't design their own blogskin can also qualify, and;

2) It was 50% based on votes.

And you thought you didn't have a chance against my so called minions, then WHY JOIN??

It seems silly to me to whine and bitch afterwards. *rolls eyes*

Two pics with Cheesie!
Check out the second one with awesome blurry spinning background!
Kenny moved the cam after he took the pic LOL



Manslave holding the FUCKING heavy trophies

Next day... CNA interview and 93.8 Live interview with the bloggers from around the region!





Left to right: Cheesie, Boss Ming, Lady Melbourne, and Super Kawaii Mama!


So fun meeting all of them!! I love the Aussie bloggers man, they are all so vain! And I'm going to go to Disneyland with Cheesie in a week! Can't wait omg!!


ANYWAY... Really pleased about the award's results. Would not have done it without you guys!! *tears* Thanks so much for all the votes...


And not to worry, I'm definitely gonna fulfil my promises for those blog entries!! However, the love story's time is not right yet. Definitely within this month though. ;)


I must say, it was a lucky day for me the day I decided to join Nuffnang... :)


3 trophies, 3 reasons for me to continue to put in effort blogging!!!


And reason no. 4 got cashed out some time ago:

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Another cheque. What should I buy??

I'm gonna have to pay taxes...


p/s: Feeling LOVEEEE for all blogders!! Muah muah muah!! :D

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The Battle Against the Double Chin

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After getting a nose job, the thing I hated the most about my face had to be my chin and neck.

I know you guys are probably thinking I am being ludicrous, but most of the pictures you see on this blog are majorly photoshopped anyway! You have no idea how much I have to push my jaw in with liquify (photoshop tool)!!!!!!!

And not to mention my stupid fatass neck. What a stupid area to get fats in!

Anyway, double chins and neck fats are notoriously hard to get rid of. I remembered asking Dr Martin Huang how he would suggest I get a bloody slender neck, and he gave me loads of options but all of them sounded rather complicated (and expensive)!

He also suggested perhaps a chin implant, but...

1) I don't wanna end up looking like THIS FREAK:

Blergh!

And 2) I HAVE A CHIN!!! I do! It's just that it's hidden under fats!

So you can imagine I was really quite excited when I was given a new product to try:

THE FACE BRA!!!!!!!!!!

Here's Yufit's hot face shaper bra!

And their Age and Lock neck and chin face bra...

The difference between the two products is that one (the hot one) is meant to burn fats while the other moisturises and reduces wrinkles!

And both do facial slimming, lifting up of face and reducing double chin!!


I think it's really cool that people are finally coming up with products meant for the chin and neck, which are so often neglected and yet as important as the face!

A box of the Hot face bra for $35 with 7 packets inside.

Age-lock with 14 masks altogether in one box.

The Hot face bra claims to be "self-heating".

Does it really work?

And what exactly is a "FACE BRA"??

I'm going to try it on now!!

Here's the mask stretched out.

Hang both ends on your ears!!

And the suspicious liquid on my shin was dripped from the mask. -_-

And I have it on!

SHOCKINGLY enough, after about 5 mins of having the face bra on, it started to heat up!!

And I mean REALLY heat up!!

I don't know what magical ingredient is in there but if it's so hot it's surely burning SOMETHING right??

AND you won't believe this but it continues being hot for the next 40 mins! I mean hot is in "spicy" hot, not temperature hot btw.


Anyway I had to wait for 30 - 40 minutes while having the mask on so while waiting, I check out the other products Lush Group sent me!

Sunscreen, 2 bb creams, and 2 foundations!!

And check out Elishacoy's luscious masks and cleanser!!

Of all the products they sent me, my favourite is...

The Milk Cacao Black Sugar Scrub!!!!

It looks all brownish and gross here but I assure you that it's super luxurious!!!!!!!

I'm madly in love with it!

The scrub smells SO FREAKING GOOD! The smooth brown gel just glides onto your skin and it smells like rich chocolate with a strong caramel scent...

I was so freaking tempted to taste it but managed to stop myself...

When you put it on your skin, you can feel the sugar grains... And as you rub and exfoliate, the grains disappear!

Not only does your skin become super soft afterwards, you can also see how u look like tan coz the gel is dark brown!! LOL... So fun.


I also like their cleanser btw. It's pretty good! Not too dry after using and quite foamy.

Also, Elishacoy’s product are all made from organic and botanical ingredients which are suitable for sensitive skin!!



Ok after 40 mins of the hot face bra...

HERE ARE THE RESULTS!!!

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BEFORE, with no photoshop on chin/jawline

AFTER!! (With Pumpkin climbing on my lap)

It's a bit hard to tell the difference so here are the before and after side by side:

What do you think? Got difference???

Here's another Before and After photo I took about 1 month ago when I first got the product...

I think the slimming is more apparent here!


I mean obviously the difference is not going to be freaking remarkably different. After all, I only tried the mask twice, and it's not magic!


I can definitely feel my skin tighten though. Even if it doesn't slim down your face or your face is slim enough, it is still useful to prevent wrinkles and moisturize!

So here I am also doing the Age and Lock mask on my neck!!! :D :D :D It makes me look like I have a stiff collar. LOL!!


Can't believe I showed you all my non-photoshopped jawline!! Utterly flabby and gross!!


Here's the photoshopped one. I insist.

Definitely more effective than the face bra but too bad it can't be used in real life. Boo!!!!!

Last chio pic!

Yufit's face shaper bra and Age-Lock Cold face shaper bra cost $35 each and are available at all SASA cosmetic stores and John Little departmental stores.

Elishacoy's products are available at all John Little departmental stores. Have fun shopping!

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My CNA interview!!

Got the link of this from Super Kawaii Mama (Candice), an awesome Aussie blogger!!

Click to watch the interview of Bossming, Candice and I on CNA live!





The female host's nose is muthafucking small. I can't stop looking at it when I was there and wondering how she ever digs her nose!!


p/s: I feel like interviewers always ask me the same questions and I'm always repeating myself. I sound so boring.

p/p/s: Can anyone explain to me why embedding a youtube vid on blogspot sites always results in the box moving to funny places? And perhaps, kindly, how to solve this problem??

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