See, I am so nice.
After contemplating for a long time, I decided to share with you all a secret. That's 30% because I am starting to get irritated by girls asking me how to get my eye make up, and 70% because I am just nice in that way.
Speaking of irritating girls, I really dislike girls who ask me this and that on beauty tips, and when I teach them or try it on them, they go all like, Erm, this is too drag queen/artificial/heavy...
WHATEVER. In the first place, don't waste my time to ask me if you are not willing to experiment.
Type 2 girls keep going like, "Wow, your eyelashes are so nice, how do you do it?"
I say they are fake lashes, and usually, girls will reply, "That's great! I wanna do it too, but I don't know how to put it."
What do you mean by you don't know how to put it?! You think I am born with the talent to glue things to my eyelids meh? I also trial and error before I master it what!
Gah... To sum it up: I don't like it when people are unlearning or lazy. Girls, buck up! It is not easy to look your best, and efforts must be put in.
Or don't. That's great, because only with sloppy girls around can girls who make an effort shine, right?
So anyway, because you girls have been asking how I do my eye make up, here it is...
Now don't give me your stupid comments on how you think I did it wrong. I'm not here claiming to be the expert. I'm just answering queries on how I do MY make up. I know my face best so I don't need big mouths teaching me, thank you very much.
If you wanna learn from me, go ahead. If you think it doesn't look good, too bad, I like it. :)
I know I already have a make up entry quite some time ago, but my style of make up have changed quite a bit, so I thought I might do a different one, focusing on eyes. :D
As time goes by, certain things in fashion change, sometimes caused by certain icons.
Eons ago, small mouths were considered pretty by the Chinese. Zoe Tay changed that.
Flat noses were considered ugly. Fann Wong changed that.
Fake lashes were considered, well, fake, and I suppose the "cheating" element in these synthetic fibres caused girls to feel uncomfortable using them.
What's the difference between mascara-ed like crazy lashes and fake lashes? As long as it is obvious enough it is not natural-born then it's fine, I think. :D
And yes, fake lashes being unsuitable for daily usage. But nowadays, eyelash extensions are so common, and they are so expensive! I don't see how fake lashes are any less unacceptable than eyelash extensions.
I use them (fake lashes) EVERYTIME I go out.
Each lash only costs me $3.90 and they last quite damn long if you take good care of them. I think I saved a hell lot on mascara.
You don't have to curl like crazy, or coat and coat mascara on your poor lashes. The fake lashes are so long, so thick, and immediately add so much depth to your eyes! Shiok!
I found a photo of my original eyes... Quite normal eyes, of course. I think I was laughing madly thus the slanted look. Ha!
But yet, I get compliments from strangers all the time that I have beautiful eyes!
To which I always say, "Oh, they are a lot of effort put in" and smile. Amazing right? Read on.
First step to take will be to put on contact lenses. I prefer coloured ones myself, coz they look more mesmerising, but if you like black you can always use the big-eyed effect ones.
Look how much bigger my eyes look already!
NO, it will NOT be the same if you don't use lens, or use the ordinary transparent ones. Trust me. If you wanna look pretty, might as well go all the way, don't half-fuck around.
Second step draw brows, after putting foundation.
Step 3, put a highlighter colour all over eyelid. Notice how small light-coloured eyeshadow made my eyes look?
That's why I always say, girls who just put one light shade of blue or something over their eyelids are being silly.
Digressing, HAVE YOU SEEN THE STANDARDS OF MAKE UP IN SINGAPORE?
God, it is SO bad.
I mean, most girls just put a bit of pressed powder, slap on an excuse of a light eyeshadow, apply transparent lip gloss, and call it a day, exhausted.
The whole POINT of make up is to make you look prettier, not to bloody add colour to your face. Well ok, that's considered make up too...... for a clown. Unless you are already VERY pretty, there is no point in putting such "light" make up.
Yes, moving on.
Choosing a slightly darker colour, blend into brow bone area.
(As you can see, my normal eyelashes are already quite long and full, but they don't curl much, so I can't be bothered with them, I just use fake lashes)
Yes, I know still looks very ugly... Wait lar!
What a wonderful colour, brown is. Using a dark shade of brown shadow (I recommend you only buy good brands like mac, bobbi brown or anna sui, for the lousy brands like body shop gives no colour whatsoever) and apply like the picture - top and bottom.
Next, crimp lashes! :D If you don't, they will be downturned while your fake lashes are upturned, causing this two pronged look - which is very ugly.
Eyeliner! I use liquid ones myself, and the one in the picture is black. It is important to use liner because the lash line will be black too, and if you don't apply liner your stuck-on lashes will look way obvious.
Man, I have SO MANY OF THEM. I think to date I have like 15 pairs, and most of them are from a Korean shop called Dodo club at the basement of Cine. Their lashes are fantastic!
Only $3.90, and it comes in so many styles and a fabulous glue.
I like the criss crossed ones the best! I also have two with silver glitter on the lashes... :D For clubbing!
For our blog entry today I decided to use my shu uemura brown lashes, which are new... As you can see it's not very well trimmed, which kinda explains why the eyes look a bit unbalanced. Grrr
Apply the glue on the back of the lash 'bone' like I did, and carefully stick the lashes to the lash line directly on top of your real lashes.
No, it will not cause your real lashes to drop off if you are careful, and no, if your glue is good it should not drop off during dinner either.
One word of advice though. Try not to stick your lashes too close to the inner parts of your eyes, because it will, for sure, irritate your eyes and make you tear.
If you feel uncomfortable, just peel off the lashes and reapply it again.
Now compare that to this:
Pretty good huh? Now apply the rest of your make up and you are all ready to go out. :D
Wanyi: "Wow, you are so good at this make up thing! You should do it full time!"
Me: "Ha! Da cai xiao yong."
Well this post is gonna be all about eyes - and to make them pretty I guess who also need them to not be severely infected. Duh.
I think the idea of ever becoming blind is one of the scariest things that can ever happen to me, and I think most people agree that vision is possibly the most important of the five senses, but yet, eyes, being so fragile, are ironically abused the most.
Never mind if you have ruined your eyes watching TV as a kid; it is now still essential you wash your lens regularly and don't let infections happen!
I was given a sample of AMO's Complete MoisturePLUS a week ago for trying, and I am still surprised.
I have perfect eyesight but I wear coloured lens, and I have always only rinsed my monthlies in saline and nothing else. No washing, no nothing! (Which is why I am surprised: I didn't know there were cleaning stuff to do)
Momo wears lens and she uses this strong soap thing to wash her lens, and I once put the soapy len into my eye and jumped like 3 metres. IT WAS SO PAINFUL CAN?! From then on I decided washing lens was not really worth it.
Bah! I told my friends this, they all started scolding me and saying how dirty contact lens can be, especially when you wear make up, etc. June was even spotting a swollen eye to make her point.
So now I got free cleaning solution to use! It's so easy, the multi-purpose solution cleans, stores, and disinfects! Shiok!
Well, I'm sure contact lens users know about the recent recall on Bausch & Lomb's multipurpose solution.
I suppose it is a timely reminder to get people to clean their lens regularly, and take care of the only pair of eyes you have.
Besides fungal eye infections (which is what happened to the 22 people), apparently, as I have read on the press release, there is also something called cytotoxicity in disinfecting solutions.
I know the "toto" part of the word sounds funny but it is not something to laugh about, ok! These excessive disinfecting properties of solutions often contain a high level of cytotoxicity - and that is very dangerous to the cells of your eyes.
Complete MoisturePLUS comes with the least cytotoxicity as compared to all the other solutions in the market.
Which is cool! And it also has taurine, which helps to ... ok, I don't really know what taurine does but everyone knows it's good. Makes your contact lens more comfortable to wear, I suppose.
It is slightly more expensive than the cheapo brands, at around $20 for a twin pack, but you know, spending a few dollars more a month on a safe product for your eyes... priceless.
Remember to wash your lenses properly ah!