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Finally! Look what I downloaded... Isn't it shamelessly gaudy and pink? I LOVE IT!
A PINK THEME!
For years Mozilla only gave us stupid blue boyish themes that for some reason all made my pc look like a mac. FOR WHAT?! I like my pc!
This is so nice! :D
Here, for you girlies. Don't say I never share hor!
By the way, anyone knows how to edit a downloaded Mozilla theme? I actually went to read up on it and I can't find the appropriate .jar file. Man, I am such a geek sometimes. Frightens myself.
I was moderating the comments for the post with Dawn's and my photo, and the more I read, the more pissed I feel.
It is pretty apparent by now and she and I are friends, so I don't see why it is necessary for stupid readers to compare her and me. If you think she is pretty and I am ugly, then just compliment her la, why must you put me down while complimenting her?
Vice versa of course.
And the plastic surgery issue is so long ago over. People are still asking me if she did surgery.
By now the answer still not obvious meh? So she did (I am presuming from old photos), so what man?
It's her face what, you her mother ah? She wanna do anything to it also can.
I cannot understand people who talk so much about natural beauty. You know what I think? FUCK NATURAL BEAUTY. Don't brush your teeth lor! Cannot put braces! CANNOT DYE YOUR HAIR!
Coz if you do any of that, it's not natural beauty anymore!
Please don't say things like "Xiaxue has natural beauty, Dawn doesn't".
Firstly, I already announced very loudly many times that I edit my photos, and I cannot reveal my secrets la, but it has to do with making my nose smaller and my jawline firmer *blush*. Damn I just revealed it.
So I am no natural beauty on this blog.
Even if you saw me in real life and think I'm pretty, what's so authentic about foundation, fake eyelashes, and loads of mascara?
FACE IT LA. Everyone is fucking fake. Who can be all natural? I know who... Ugly people.
You say these girls, plastic or made up, are cheating the world with their looks.
But I ask this: What's stopping you from doing the same? Lack of talent in putting make up? Or lack of money to do surgery?
If you had loads of money and your surgery is RISK-FREE to confirm make you more beautiful, you don't want meh?
My point is... It is fair competition! If you are a girl and not happy with the boys thinking Dawn is so hot, then fucking go do surgery yourself.
Defending your own ugliness by defending the lameass "natural beauty" just reeks of your jealousy.
So you are ugly but filled with natural beauty (ha, ironic). WHO CARES? Who goes on magazine covers and fucks the hot models? NOT YOU, NATURAL BEAUTY AMBASSADOR.
In one disappointing movement, I am hereby announcing that if I ever had the chance to, I WILL GET A NOSE JOB!
Of course, I will honestly tell everyone I did surgery la. Ha! At least a bit authentically fake.
As for the photoshop, I just did my usual nose-adjusting and a bit of jaw pushing, that's it. Why should I photoshop for Dawn too? I think she looks fine. Plus, I am not close to her and have no idea whether she likes people tinkering with her photos.
It was ME to asked Dawn to take a photo with me, and she does not deserve getting so much flak in my blog's comments for that.
My blog reader Cedric helps me moderate comments too, so it's not like I can screen all the comments myself.
Just be nice la, ok?
Jack in the Box is one of America's largest fast food chains, and it has SUPERB advertising!!!!
The copy is so freaking funny!!
I liked it so much that I actually folded it, put it in my bag, and flew it 22 hours back here! I wet it a bit at the edge though... Hehe...
I wish we have this kinda interesting advertising in Singapore. You think Singaporeans will like a sense of humour in our ads?
Sometimes I think Singaporeans are too freaking uptight (I.e. Stomp readers throwing a big fuss over vulgarities), but it seems like many of us appreciate humour too!
Anyway, this is not another bout of Singapore-bashing just because I went to US. I'm just complaining about everything under the sun as usual, and I still love Singapore, just that I hate all of the fucking anal people staying in here.
And maybe also hate the Advertising people coz they mostly suck. Remember the nice Prudential ad a long time ago? The boy growing up one? That was nice! Wonder what happened to these talented people... Wonder how that bespectacled handsome model looks like now?! Anyone knows him?!!
MAN I HATE PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR! Anyway, Jack in the Box. Funny. Uptight Swiss people! HAHAHA.
I'm conducting a dating experiment for a new project I'm working on right now, and I'm looking for volunteers interested in being my date for the sake of science. Ok not really science but it's for a good cause lah.
If interested, please email me with "Dating Experiment" in the subject line, your contact info and a short intro about yourself. If you have a picture, all the better. It will be fun! Email me ok!
Thanks to everyone who bought pixels! You all are the best!
Anyway, the first 20 ads are already sold out, so from now on the 50% discount will be off.
However, as I am rushing to go out now, I will shut one eye hor, coz I am lazy to to change the settings.
If you wanna buy pixels, you better do it now before I change the settings! Last chance for a $50 link!
Anyway, I blogged on Stomp, so you can read that if you are bored.
One picture from the day we gave the car away at Plaza Sing:
Some of you might have noticed the pixel advertising banner on the yellow sidebar!
Isn't it great?
This is the project I was talking about!
Anyway, to those of you who are not familiar, the idea of Pixel advertising first came from this very clever 22 year old British guy. His website is here, click it!
So anyway, pixel advertising, to those of you who are not familiar, is a fairly simple concept.
1 pixel for 1 dollar!
The Brit guy's website has 1 million pixels, and he sold all of them, so he is a millionaire now. *one stunned look*
Turodrique suggested to me a long time ago that I should consider putting a pixel banner on my sidebar.
He said that my site always has visitors, and unlike the Brit guy the ads won't be neglected after all the limelight has died down since he does not have content.
But this was like 1 year ago and nobody really worked on it.
Finally Mike did (for months!), and somehow he managed to
steal obtain a script from an open source and implement it here!
Now I have sent emails to all interested advertisers asking them to buy a banner, so that's why you see I already have some clients, some of which are still pending. :)
(Maddox's ad is obviously just a sample, the space is reserved for Localbrand as a reward for Turodrique's brilliance, but T has yet to send me his banner...)
Now to the many many of you who have asked me to link you - HERE IS YOUR ANSWER!
Buy a pixel ad now while a 50% discount is still going on for the first 20 customers!
See the little square boxes? Each of them is 100 pixels and cost $50!
100 pixels is the minimum to purchase, but you can of course buy bigger spaces.
Submit a picture or graphic, your url and a little description of your site, and guess what?
YOU WILL BE LINKED FOR 6 WHOLE MONTHS!
You can do whatever you want with your ad of course, since $50 is so bloody cheap...
Can put a banner to ask people to support the Superband you like...
Or boyfriends can say they love their girlfriends, or even you can announce who your enemy is and call him a cow-fucker. But try not to get me into trouble lar...
It's very simple to do - just click on the link that says "Click here to get your own pixels!" and it will tell you everything you need to know.
Of course, if you don't have a paypal account and want to either send me a cheque or do a bank transfer, just send me an email telling me, and I will do the whole uploading and everything else for you. :)
Must purchase quickly now! If you are the 21st customer and onwards it will be a minimum cost of $100...
OEI, BUY LAH! Support support mah!
Maybe if I get more customers this can go on newspapers. :D
Photos of Las Vegas as promised before I go to bed!
Vegas is great! Everything is so wild and bright and vying for your attention!
It's possibly the best city in US for a holiday... Hotels are cheap and very pretty, and food is ridiculously cheap (think steak and lobster for $10.95), and there are nude girls and very handsome nude guys too! (Chippendales! Too bad Mike was around)
We stayed in Wild Wild West, slightly offstrip for around $200 only!
Man, the weather there was SCARY! Super super hot and dry enough for you to burst into flames!
I left my lip balm in the glove compartment and when I went to retrieve it a while later it MELTED! Totally liquified!
Tropicana, with Excalibur in the background! We had buffet there... was $15... Not too bad, not too good either.
Hooters! Doesn't that shadow look realistic?
I don't know what this is but it looks damn suggestive!
Isn't it great? Choose your preferred race and type, and the girls will be sent to your doorstep, totally nude! I took the funny two girls one (holding the ankles) and it says two girls for $99!
So funny how they placed all the stars at the strategic spots (snigger snigger)!
And we go into the MGM Grand!
And I also think it's very brilliant to add a good adjective to your hotel's name. I'll call my hotel CYY Grand in future too!
There was some TV screen and it has soccer on it!
It's hilarous to see how excited the guys all are and the girls are totally bored. Mike doesn't like soccer I think. I am really scared he turns gay. :(
I love themed hotels!
MGM grand is like lions and grandeur... There's also Excalibur which is ancient British? Luxor is Egyptian... Caesar's Palace is obviously Roman... Paris is French... Mirage is desert... There's New York New York too and the Stratosphere (futuristic)... All so fun!
Las Vegas is like a mini-world!
New York New York
In between LA and Vegas we stopped at this place called Barstow. Had fabulous products all at factory prices! I bought this pair of wedges there for around SGD$50!
So gorgeous isn't it?
The lights there are so nice!
I don't know why we banned neon lights.
Feel a bit like a princess with all those castles
We bought a ticket...
So rude to disallow people to get married! Anyway it was raining so we had to return the money... Another time then...
It is not themed but is so grand and simple... In fact because it is not themed it stands out among the rest by appearing clean and pure...
Driving here and there
Watched a magic show!
Dirk apparently has one white tiger with stripes, and another pure white tiger! He made them appear and disappear! Just amazing.
I dig magic shows!!
Eat a big apple in the big apple!
And next we go to one of my favourite hotels, Caesar's Palace! Super big, and everything is carefully done up!
Heehee someone is not well-endowed
We saw this AMAZING car in the carpark! I had to take photos
Isn't it the most broken down piece of shit you have ever seen?
Speaking of cars, remember Maddox's entry about Idaho?
SO IT REALLY DOES SAY FAMOUS POTATOES!!!
I love Vegas.
Where else will girls walk around in G-strings?
Only in Vegas!
Apparently this joker (haha I know, weak pun) is mounted on a billboard and driven around by this car SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF ADVERTISING.
How brilliant is THAT? Vegas has one of the busiest roads in the world so this billboard really gets seen a lot.
Some other buildings...
The Venetian is one of my favourite hotels too! So classy!
Oh oh did you already know the owner of Venetian is going to be the owner of our Singapore casino too? I CAN'T WAIT!! Can't wait for a small part of Singapore to be like Vegas!
Lots and lots of wedding chapels!
I think the reason why people get married here is because they are already doing so much gambling, might as well go on with one more thing. :D
Outside the Mirage!
Am I talented or what? I TOOK THESE PICTURES MYSELF!
Please lor you think it's easy to have to kiss, push Mike into position, snap, and have the "Mirage" sign directly in place? Tough!
The old strip is way more gaudy than the current one!
We went into a strip club and Mike recognised a porn star... That pervert! But he claims that he only remembers her coz she did something very amazing!
Apparently in her porn flick and also while we saw her stripping she TWITCHED HER BREASTS!
Like how musclemen do it! Twitch the left, then the right, then again and again! Made everyone clap and stuff her with dollar bills!
How does she do that?! I also wanna learn!
Oh yeah Mike gave this stupid blonde chick a mesmerised look so I got pretty pissed and we left after not too long. He claims he only looked at her g-string's strap to put the dollar bill in.
THE SLUT! She cannot see I am around ah! DISEASE RIDDEN WHORE!!!! Grrr
Anyway... There was also this black chick which was very amazing!
She has a damn fat ass so when she did like half-squats rapidly there would be a very loud slapping sound of ass against thigh!! Fucking funny!!
The rest of the chicks are quite ugly though... Fat even! Unforgivable.
Oh yeah, also, this is a definitive time in my life! When the strippers were near me, I was SO scared they would put their breasts on my face!
I've always thought there might be a chance I am lesbian, but when I felt the fear I knew I was damn straight.
And lastly, we went to have dinner at Olives, a very popular restuarant in Bellagio!
I am damn good at pretending that I am not the one who took the photo!
Dressing up for the event... :D
We ordered foie gras, jumbo scallops and soft shelled crabs with pasta!
I am happy coz Mike is treating! :D
One sibeh big slab of foie gras! SO SO SO GOOD.
Olive paste for bread! Delicious!
Pasta... They put something funny inside, like parsley!
Thank god for boyfriends who eat anything. Supposed to be mine!
Jumbo scallops with risotto!
Super fresh and BIG and JUICY!
I bet you can FEEL how it tastes like!
And after dinner we realised why Olives was so popular!
IT HAD A PERFECT VIEW OF THE BELLAGIO FOUNTAIN!
So pretty! I felt like one of Ocean's Eleven...
And that's it! We fly back to Texas!
p/s: 5.53am drama at home. Clinton woke up to shower for school and got bitten by a centipede. I tried to trap it with Cloudy's food bowl but it escaped.