2010-07-29

Quick someone give me an award for being the most self-absorbed blogger!

Took a ton of camwhoring shots when I was doing my last essential advert so here they are!!

I made a lot of stupid faces.

Also, numbered for your easy criticism/reverence. See? I'm so considerate. Now instead of saying "In the fourth photo from bottom you look like a whore with ebola" you can just say "In photo 19 you look like a whore with ebola". Nice!
















































That's all folks!!


p/s: LOL Hilarious follower on twitter suggested I really put a photo of a whore with ebola as photo 19 so I went to google image "whore with ebola" and all I got were super gory photos wtf. So yeah, I guess ebola is not really that funny, ahem.

p/p/s: Also generated a photo of Paris Hilton.

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2010-07-22

Smoking

I was just thinking about how anti-smoking campaigns are always going via the "soft" approach. You know, how it's like an addiction and there are hotlines, support groups and nicotine patches to help smokers quit.

Like they are going through some kind of unfortunate crisis.

Sure, there are also damn ugly photos on cigarette packets and maybe they work, but after a while, they lose their impact too! Honestly when I look at the photo of the reddish baby that looks like the baby octopus cold dish they serve at restaurants, all I think is, "URGH! That's hideous. I bet it's photoshopped for dramatic effect."

And when smokers see a photo of an abused, tarred lung, you think they pause and imagine that lung inside them and decide to quit?

No way. All these are effects that are not instant, so what happens is that they decide they will eventually quit, but not today. What's another week of smoking gonna do to a lung that's already soot black?

When you want people to quit smoking, you need to give them bloody good reasons, and because a lot of these reasons are not POLITICALLY CORRECT, nobody ever says them.

Well now I'm going to.

The most obvious of all is that nobody likes smokers except other smokers.

Yeah, I said it. Smoking makes people dislike you. For every smoker in Singapore there are 9 non-smokers. And ALL these 9 non-smokers will prefer it if their smoker friend did not smoke anymore.

Obviously I don't mean that every non-smoker hates smokers. I have smoker friends. I'm just saying that I'd like then even better if they don't smoke. For example, if I have to only pick one friend to go on a free holiday with me, and I like both smoker and non-smoker friend equally, I'd pick the non-smoker friend. Why? Coz even if my smoker friend is really considerate, I still have to wait for him to finish smoking, thus eating up my holiday time. He'd ask if we can eat outdoors when I like indoors aircon and I don't like to have to reject people. I'd be alone while he smokes, etc.

Of course the opposite is true that smokers also prefer to have smoking friends but non-smokers WAY outnumber smokers.

So...

Here are eleven demotivational posters I created!!

I give all anti-smoking campaign folks permission to use them coz they are way better than your posters, though, please credit me, thanks.
























I guess the tone of the last poster is a little different from the rest because I read up on how smoking while being pregnant can cause so much harm to an innocent baby and I got so fucking upset and angry with these horribly selfish people I actually cried wtf.

Yeah so stop smoking, NOW!

Or don't ever start, even better.

POSTNOTE: Why are adamant smokers telling me they don't care what non-smokers think of them? YOUR OPINIONS ARE IRRELEVANT to this blog entry. Who cares if you care that people dislike you? I'm just telling you we do, full stop.

POSTNOTE 2:
Retards are telling me my statistics are wrong. They are accurate, and from various sources. If you wish to verify them, go google. And keep in mind when I say that 88% of Singaporeans don't smoke, this also includes children, babies, and thousand year old grannies.

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2010-07-14

Transform your hair Part II

Advertorial


One day, Essential Rich Premier Nourishing Care Lotion and Nuance Airy Anti-frizz Serum were having a... chat.

















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Hope you enjoyed the little cartoon!!

If you've read my previous adverts for Essential, you'd have known by now that the Rich Premier Shampoo and conditioner is for people with courser hair who want their hair to be sleek and manageable, whereas the Nuance Airy shampoo and conditioner is more for people with fine hair and want more volume and bounce!

And the orange ones smell like sunflowers while the pink smells like wild roses!! NICE!!

With the launch of the Hair Essence lotion and serum, as long as you wish to repair your damaged hair, you can use BOTH! Nuance Airy serum to iron out frizz and Rich Premier Lotion for better managability! And let's face it, all of us want nicer hair!

The lightweight formula is easily absorbed into hair and 1 application will leave you with...



MAD CHIO AND SHINY, HEALTHY HAIR ALL DAY LONG!






Super cute TVC!



The whole range of Essential hair products are easily available so go check them out now!!

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2010-07-11

Xiaxue: 2003 - present

Decided to do a compilation of my photos from 2003 when I started the blog till now!! A lot of different hair colours LOL

And keep in mind all the photos are still photoshopped lah although I think my skills have improved drastically over the years.



August 2003!



December 2003.

God the hair colour is so hideous. I still have that cap.



February 2004.


This was taken at Clara's (poly mate) condo!!



October 2004.


How come my hair suddenly so long? Taken in NUS when I went to visit Wongsie!
I was her witness during her mock trial wtf.

I was going for the "rich" look during that era LOL needless to say FAIL.
(although that's a real rolex I'm wearing)



January 2005
- some of you might be familiar with this photo!

I love those of you. xoxo



August 2005.

Got sponsored by Kimage and dyed my hair ash brown!



January 2006.

Taken with Junne at the now defunct MoS!
Up till today I still find this photo very chio wtf.

I was going for the BOMBSHELL look during this period.

(I still have the tube, belt, and jeans wtf)



2006 September
- still trying to ooze the bombshell look LOL




February 2007.

Dyed hair black FML mad ugly.
Black hair does NOT go well with all my pale pink clothes wtf



March 2007

FML x 2 black faded to this unappealing brown.



July 2007... Pink extensions!



January 2008

Taken in USA



August 2008



Dec 2008

Shit my yellow hair is SO ugly.



March 2009

Still having yellow hair wtf



September 2009

Realised toner (to kill the yellow in hair) is essential for bleached blondes.



December 2009

Bought ring light + DSLR. Also cut bangs.



2010 February


Taken in London!



Finally...

2010 July

Photo from just a few posts down.


GOOD IMPROVEMENT OVERALL I THINK!!! HEHEHE

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