All right the answer to whether Eddy has actually read the blog. I think not. Or at least, if he did, he didnt show it. He actually asked me out today. But god dammit, i cant make it coz i promised to KTV with slutty SR and Enormous EK.

Today on the MRT on the way to Orchard with with EK she was telling me about cheap KTVs.

"My friend told me about this v economic place. Where it is ah... Oh oh, Tanjong pagar..."

At the PRECISE moment she said "Tanjong Pagar", the train announced that it was at Tanjong Pagar, so she and the train announcer synchonised totally. What are the chances of that happening!! I somehow found that very amusing.... Kept laughing while she asked me to shut up.

Wahahhahah, my sense of humour is SO warped.

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My heart just skipped a beat. And now it isnt thumping the way it is supposed to. I feel cold all over. *shivers*

Read this, an email from Kiligula, who happened to chance upon my blog, AND was my RV senior. (i hope u dun mind me publishing this out.)

ME:

How can eddy be in ur club when he graduated like 3 yrs ago???!
u confirm it is the same eddy meh???
Hey call me or something leh i wanna hear abt it!!

HER:

i not free to call u lar ....... i have no idea who is eddy ... i am in yr 2 now , but the friend who send me ur blog is a yr 4 canoeist ....
club as in NTU canoeing club... eddy shud be from hall 4, and apparently is a friend of a mutual friend of mine...... thats all ... thats it and sort it out urself...

ME:

YIKES! What if he sees the blog! i cant erase anything coz everywhere got his name. OMG.. *paranoid*
And he will be freaked out to find out that i like him. Dammit.

HER:

thats ur problem.... and high possibility of this happening cos my friend post ur blog site on her Livejournal and there are 4 hall 4 ppl there including me... all knows the mutual friend (PX) of eddy... and eddy's friend PX... is one of the 4 person .. .muahaha.... and i bet he read ur blog also liao ........ and could have told eddy liao... i dunno... muahahahaha

What freaking ominous laughter!

OMG. OMFG. I am so gonna DIE. Eddy doesnt know that i like him, and if u are the said mutual friend (PX), please dun tell him! Our friendship will be so awkward! And he doesnt know i like him! HE WUN EVER EVER call me back again except to inform me to get dressed on XX date; we are going to court coz i posted his pictures and thats against copyrights law.

Well (i'm trying to keep my calm), if u are reading this right this moment Eddy, i guess heres my last *sobz* chance to talk to u.

Firstly, I didnt mean to post the pictures. Ok yesh actually i meant to post it but I didnt mean it for ppl who know u to see it! I tot my blog was lousy (which could, incidently, be the exact reason why ppl read it actually), I tot only June bothered to read it, I didnt know it will get so far! I didnt know NTU students read it!

Secondly, I do not like u at all. Ok yeah right. Alright since u know i like u now, eh, u can just tell me u dun like me i guess. And our friendship will go back to normal, right? *blink eyes and swallows*

Shit i feel like some candidate in The Bachelor. Think i must be more confident, hor? Does everyone here encourage me to go for Eddy? *Imagines a resounding "Yes!!" and a few pats on the shoulder*

Ok. Aaron, oops i mean, Eddy, I want u to know that there was not one day, that passed without me thinking of you. (esp today, shudders) . Dammit i cant bring myself to say mushy things! Alright in short, u are able to make me feel really bursting with happiness whenever i am out with u. U are smart, u are cute, u are witty, u are juz different and I think i have fallen deeply in love with u, complete to the Gola bag and ur mum and the TV in ur room which screened the disgusting octupuses.

Other guys may be smart, cute, and witty too but i dunch know why i juz like u, dammit. However my guess is that, since u didnt ask me out for like a week, u prolly got quite sick of me huh. Maybe our chemistry is wearing off (not on my side though), maybe u found some new women. Maybe u dun share my sentiments abt us. Maybe u like donkeys.

Maybe Eddy is not reading this at all! *feels stupid*

But if u are... I , erm, love you and give us a chance?

I will be a good girlfriend. I will not flirt around. I will strictly wear Giordano clothes. I will learn to give good massages. I will wash dishes for ur mom. I will not abuse the family pet or our future kids. I will send myself home safely after dates. I wun even force our kids to believe in Wendism like i once said. I will stop saying 'fuck'. I will be a good, caring, considerate girlfriend!

Ok thats it. i seriously think Eddy is reading the blog now since i juz msged him and he didnt reply... But then again it is 1:40 am.

Something totally irrelevant. When u juz saw the initials LJ, what did u think of? Long John? (it stands for LiveJournal actually) Wahhaha i did. And I had this ex called Jonathan and i asked him one day if he named his penis and he said he did and it was called "Long John". I told him when it was not erected, it would be called "John Little." Lolz.. Ok back to Eddy...

*breaks down completely*

BOOHOOHOO!!!!! This is so horrific.

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This must be the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me. And I'm not even dying of cancer like the gals in the sappy love stories.

*sob sob*

Here it is.

Thanks James.

Anyway, everyone must be feeling stressed up coz either:

-U have no money coz itz the hols and u haven found a job,
-U are in primary school and tml is ur maths exam and u haven learnt ur long division yet. (that true for my brother.),
-U are thinking the economy is not going to get better since the new epidemic from Afghanistan is gonna hit Singapore v soon,
-U are still freaked out over that escalator freak accident and thinking when u are gonna die whilst on ur way happily up the said machanism, or;
-U have just discovered from reading my blog (if u are a guy) that penis size does matter to some females despite u comforting urself all ur life that it was the "endurance" that mattered. (so what if u are the size of a needle and sex lasted forever?)

I cant do anything to solve ur problems. Meanwhile i am pretty happy (or happily pretty, if u would) about my life coz there is proof (read da guestbook! And sign it if u haven) that my blog does bring certain entertainment values for some people. =) Besides that i got a good hair day today. But thats pretty useless since i didnt go out today. Oh dammit.

Anyway, I can give u the temporary antidote to ur stress though.



Happy Tree Friends!!! There nothing like a cute furry yellow bunny squashed to lighten up ur day. Be sure to watch the episodes! Sure beats watching Taiwanese love flashes!

Meanwhile, just some food for thought (its really about food). I was thinking the other day why i like strawberries so much. I startled myself with my superficiality! It was just coz it looked cute and the colour is nice. Would u still like strawberries if they were not a deep lush red anymore? Change it to, maybe, green? Yucks huh. And it wouldnt be labelled as a kinky fruit anymore. Oh, the wonders of being beautiful.

P/s: June said she wun like strawberries as well if they were green, or worse, BROWN... So i'm not the only one superficial =)

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Oh holy shit! Guess what i got from my email:

"Leow, Min C" leowm@uwstout.edu

It seems like you seem to judge men by their penis size. How shallow of
you! I demand you apologize to guys with small penies ( btw, how do i
spell penis in plural? peniss? pena? pennies? ponies? somebody help me
here!).

Anyway, are you sure you never had sex before? Don't bluff! You are no
virgin mary, one look i can tell liao. Confess!

Oh, anyway, i agree with your point that SP people are stupid.

To him i say:
Well, i never said i am a virgin, U muz be crazy. Thus, i can conclude that either u are a hallucinater, or ur understanding of my blog was so totally off that u thought my point was that i am a virgin. This, totally renders u dumber than my average schoolmate coz not all of them are as stupid as u think. Some can actually build electronic mice, which can move around. Can u?

And yeah the whole paragraph reeks of a start to what a sex pervert will write. What am i supposed to do? Break down and cry and say "Ya, i'm not a virgin!!!! Boohoohoo!!"? And which after this he would reply something like "Then one more time wun affect you. How much for a night?"

Well MY VIRGINAL STATUS IS NONE OF UR FUCKING BUSINESS. You shld be more concerned about whether ur mum is fucking ard than caring about some person who u possibly do not know in real life. Duh.

And well, the penis size thing was JUST A BLOODY JOKE. Isnt it like obvious? Juz a gentle reminder of what ur body lacks and u get all infuriated.

On the other hand, ppl, it just goes to show that my blog is getting popular. Izzit juz Xf's and June's photos doing the publicity?

p/s: Plural of Penis is Penises or Penes.

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WTF?!!

Here i am, just reached home after dinner with Peiying, XF and EK, and i clicked on my yahoo guestbook link, which i expected to find, with disappointment, the same "0 submissions awaiting for approval" as the last 2 days.

But wow! What a lot of entries. (Click on the link above, kiligulu, jsim, firecow and bethie are all ppl i dun know.)

I had no idea the blog is turning into a big thing. Ironically, my real life friends just think it is boring and they dun read it (besides June), despite entries having included them. This is weird.

I suppose some more ppl read the blog coz Bethie actually publicised it in his blog.

Wow, the powers of advertising.

Anyways, back to the point, he described Eddy as a "fucking Adonis".

I was like, "What, he looks like a slimming company?" OK OK yes pardon me for not knowing that word. But anyway a split second later i decided that it must be some Roman or Greek God. This is what www.dictionary.com said:

Greek Mythology. A strikingly beautiful youth loved by Aphrodite.
Adonis: A very handsome young man.

Then isnt Adonis (the slimming company lar!) only for guys???! More like gay anyway. I am sure Adonis (the god this time) looks like a gay. I'm sure his robes are pink, somewhat. Perhaps a more correct name for a slimming company would be Narcissus. At least it is sexless.

Seems like the Bethie's friend doesnt approve of me though. Read this!!! Remember to scroll down coz thats where all the comments come from. So i am an airhead! Hmmm.. Indeed, airheads get PSLEs of 269 i guess (ok for real-life friends reading this i know i hao lian a lot of times liao.).

(To be read in bimbo tone.) Well perhaps i shldnt be like, wow, so bimbotic huh? But i like, just cannnnnnn't help it!! *pouts* But I love pink!! I love furry!! I love Penises and the lovvvvvely curls in my hair!! I am like, soooo, in lust, OOOPS!!! i mean, love, with Eddy and my reflection!!! What do u mean by the world does not rotate around me?? IT DOES TOO!! One more word from u and u can be as sure as my 5 inch Gucci heel i will get my Daddy to beat u up!! Now excuse me while i paint my nails the exact shade of pink of my Pipi's diamond studded collar. (Pipi is my new poodle, btw, sweetie...)

Some ppl just cant get pass that stage huh? They naturally assume that being Vain=Stupid. Thats like a generalisation so totally baseless and wrong. I dun see the two being mutually exclusive. I had fucking enough of ppl assuming i am some dumbass silly blonde (highlights, ahhahaha). I AM NOT A BIMBO!!

Ek once said this when i was complaining to her about ppl calling me a bimbo.

"Well, to be a bimbo u muz fulfil 3 criteria.
1) Big breasts
2) Beautiful
3) Stupid.

And u only fulfil one. U are stupid."

Wahhahahahha.. See? I'm not a bimbo!!!

Anyway, i will go get my Mensa membership card soon and i can stuff it into the mouth of anyone who said anything condescending about my brains or my ability to use it.

There was this once when I was out with Eileen, her ex and her ex's friend (a super nerdy looking guy.) Nerd was talking to ex about how he plans to be a doctor in future. Meanwhile, Eileen and I were gossiping about something else coz he was juz so boring and we cant be bothered about him. I have always conversed mainly in Mandarin to Eileen.

Later on, when the food came and I concentrated on the food and kept quiet. The 3 of them were talking together. Someone started to ask me why i kept so quiet and before i had a chance to answer, Nerd said something like, "Must be her english very bad, is it?"

That was just FUCKING rude. I gasped, comtemplating whether i should slap him.

Eileen, being the good god sis she is, said to him, "What do u mean by that? Her English got A1 ok? So what did u get?"

Nerd looked stupified and replied meekly to me, "A2. Eh hahaha so ur Chinese must be not very good huh?"

"I got C5."

Nerd looked relieved. He smiled.

"Oh, what u talking about? I think Normal Chinese is it?

He nodded.

"I got A2 lar, not C5. I thought u took Higher Chinese as well, sorry..."

I left him an air of silent awkwardness as i bent my head down to eat my pasta, smiling smugly to myself as i ate, feeling v glad that he didnt ask about A maths, which i got D7 for.

To Kiligula: Who are u? Eileen Kan issit? I am Not a clown u cok.. Hahhahaha
To Jsim: Whose blog did u find my blog from? And thanks for the compliment. =)
To Bethie: Email me and we will talk about the 1% extra u have.. *winkz*

To all: to reply, my email add is xia_xue_snow@yahoo.com.sg

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Went out with June today to Taka to look for a part time job. In the end no one is hiring; and not a surprise, thanks to the bloody epidemic.

June and I took alot of neoprints though... As i said, we are vain. To see them, click on the picture!!!



Juz to tell u guys, the lame monster pose was thought of by June.

Anyway, today while we were out at Fast East we saw some of the Ah Bengs that we previously went out with (If u dun know what i'm talking about its time to click on Archives!). And this reminded me that i had one of them's neoprint. I took it from his wallet coz he looked SUPER SHUAI in the neoprint. I mean, in real life he is not half as cute. So i took a picture of it with June's digicam today (urgh i haven got mine till now. Nabeh) to share it with you lucky gals who can feast ur eyes on it!

To guys, go take a neoprint! You might turn out 50% more handsome in it than in real life and u can send it around irc to cheat young adolescent females (*like bAbYga|13f or some nick like that.). The problem is, of course, that u will nv know if bAbYga|13f is actually a normal estrogen filled gal or a donkey. In which case some ppl in my guestbook actually claimed they like.

And yeah please go bloody sign it or i will ban u from my blog-reading, which i heard has became ur fav hobby nowadays.

Ok his pic:


Cute huh? Sorry itz a tad blur though... And anyone in the right sense can see the bloody gal in the pic is v happy. I wonder if they had sex before, hmmm... Ok none of my biz... They seem to be glowing in endorphins though. But somehow i feel like slapping her. I dunno why. I got to get rid of this funny habit of wanting to slap ppl randomly nowadays.

I think itz coz i'm jealous that no "guys who turn out looking super cute in neoprints" got take neoprint with me lar. Or the teeny fact that i have been single for so long... Or the fact that they look so happy as a couple? Anyway BREAK liao now and the guy has got the gal's name tattooed on his hip bone. Yeah shit happens.

However if u give Edwin (yeah thats his name.) to me I also dun wan. He is so, erm, I would say, non-Mensa material that erm he possibly cannot tell the alphabet in the correct order. Yeah pardon me but i hate ah bengs. Gosh...

I want guys who are:
-Smart
-Can make me laugh.
-Has chemistry with me.
-Cute
-Has an ok penis size. (This importance of the standards of this criteria is inversely proportional to the standards of the other 4 criteria.)

=EDDY. Boohoohoo.. But he doesnt like me!!!!

OK OK maybe I can't really determine penis size from juz appearance. Maybe it doesnt matter as long as he is caring, loving, blah blah. Alright. (but i assume someone 1.8m wun be, erm, too, erm, short right.)

Haiz are those 5 criteria (among others like: "cannot have bad breath") very difficult to fulfil? Why isnt anyone who likes me like that? Maybe i am expecting too much lar. Ah well... Lets take things as they come..

Anyway i think i am blabbering. Enough already, Wendy!

And for anyone who is interested, Eddy rejected my invitation to have dinner together AGAIN. This is turning out really REALLY sad.

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Isnt it fun to decide on favourites?

My fav colour is pink, my fav food is pasta, my fav sex position is.. OOPS.. too much info...

Anyway, today i decided on my FAV minister.

He is...................... Dr Vivian Balakrishnan!!!!!



Yeah ok enough gasping i noe his name is for females. But Anyway, I like him coz:

1)He is the cutest amongst all ministers in Singapore. At least in PAP. Coming in second, sadly, is Goh Chok Tong.
2)He remains cute despite having a female name.
3)He managed to answer incoherent poly kids' questions very well in a talk he gave in SP some time ago. More abt that later.
4)He somewhat looks like jesus in that picture. *imagine a kid's head below that hand.*

Here are some random quotes from him:

Dr Vivian, who's also the chairman of the Remaking Singapore Committee, said: "If you want to dance on a bar top, some of us will fall off the bar top. Some people will die as a result of liberalising bar top dancing, not just because they've fallen off the bar top, but it's usually because a young girl with a short skirt dancing on it may attract some insults from some other men, the boyfriend will start fighting and some people will die.

"Blood will be shed for liberalising this policy. Whilst I support the liberalisation, I also want all of us to be aware that there is a price to be paid for liberty. If we are convinced that our society is ready to pay that price or that that price is a necessity, let's go in but go in with our eyes wide open."

LOLz. Cool. Bartop dancing...

Ok more abt the incoherent poly kids. Ok dunch get me wrong here. Not ALL poly kids are incoherent. I'm not incoherent. June sometimes manages to be coherent (i'm kidding.). Even the top student of RJ might get incoherent when he is confronted by his mum with shagging his dog.

What i'm saying is, If u know u are incoherent, please DO NOT embarrass ur school by asking questions in a talk which is filmed and will be boardcast. Furthurmore, a talk given by my fav minister. He will think bad of Sp students and if i see him somewhere and ask for his signature he might run away.

That evening Dr Vivian gave a talk in SP about Youths in Singapore. While the talk was well given, it is no doubt it is written by his PR manager of course. What mattered most was the Q & A section.

Firstly, there were some Poly kids waving (what do u call those protest wooden boards?) protest wooden boards ard. It wrote stuff like "Down with WAR on IRAQ!!!" One of them went to the mike and said he objected the decision to have a war.

-_-;

1) Like Vivian has any power to stop the war at all, which is, HELLO?, in America, btw.
2) The questions were meant to be for the talk, and War is totally irrelevant.

NVM. He answered the fellow abt why the war Shld take place and asked him to think about it.

The second fellow was SOOOOOoooo EXTREMELY incoherent, that NO ONE understood what he said (besides himself). Within a 2 min question, the whole lecture theatre was laughing and Vivian was frowning hard. The only few words i could decipher was Housing Board. Thats it.

Vivian manged to get past this one but talking something about Housing Board's decision on some policy and justified it. I'm very amazed by his hearing skills.

The third fellow asked, no, gave a speech, about ppl in Singapore being judged by their education level. His whole point was JUST that, and he took like 10 minutes to say it. There was no pertinence given; he juz simply tried to further illustate his point by repeating himself like The Song That Never Ends. (now i got the irritating tune into ur head, didnt i??)

Halfway through he got pretty agitated with the fact that he was judged according to his education and got really angry with poor innocent cute Vivian. Awwww...

I turned to June and told her:

"Not judged by education, then judged by what? PENIS SIZE ah?!"

Itz like damn stupid lor. To find out a person's worth certainly there must be some tangible results for which the test is the same for everyone. Education itself is not juz about studying skills mah. Within it are other talents to be discovered, like Artistic, musical, sports, or a specialisation in other subjects like Language or Maths.

A good education is a good enough symbol for a person's utilization. If u are not good at memorizing, it means u are intelligent. If u are not intelligent, at least it means u are diligent. Certainly education is a good representation of ideals a person should possess? Furthermore, it is fair. If you want to argue that u were lazy once, not dumb, and that mistake u wun make again, well, go retake ur O levels and hide the L1R5 of 39 away. Unless u specialise in stuff like Cooking, there is little education cannot prove.

If that fellow is so bitter about say, a Uni student being employed in favour of himself, then too bad coz other than education, I dun see how the employer could have other ways of determining who is a better worker. Maybe penis size?

The fellow went on to comment that with a Diploma, u can only go this far in life.

Very apparently this is not true and there was an uproar in the lecture theatre coz everyone disgreed with him. Vivian laughed at the ridiculous comment and asked us instead, "Well SP students, do u think what he said is true? That Poly students cannot go far in life?" (audience says No...) "Ok we will get one representative to come out and give his or her views on this."

Promptly a female student stepped up to the make-shift podium. She smiled sweetly. Everyone waited for her to tell the previous fellow that he was wrong about his cynical ideas.

"There are more and more foreign talents being retrenched in favour of Singaporean workers. How do u think this will effect our society?

I covered my face in my hands. Everyone weeped. She has juz proven the previous fellow right. SP students are damn stupid. At least some are.

Oh no no no she was not only irrelevant. It doesnt stop there of course.

1) The facts are wrong, it is the local workers being retrenched in favour of foreign talents.
2) EFFECT?? EFFECT???

The affect, i mean, effect of what she had said will effect, i mean, affect, me for life. She traumatized me. All of them did.

Theres only one explanation for these incoherent poly kids being actually CHOSEN to ask questions. SP hates Vivian and wanted to make things difficult for him.

Bleah. What a long entry.

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