2003-05-21

After reading the former post, Peiying claimed that we didnt sacrifice Hui Fen's friendship coz of EK but coz nobody likes Hui Fen.

[merrique_] anyway for ur info.... no whole gang of us sacrifice hui fen for ee kean
[merrique_] hui fen was never there in the 1st place!!!
[merrique_] hullo!

She is mean.

[Xia`xue] thats too mean to write down.

[merrique_] nobody like hui fen lah
[merrique_] she was never part of the gang lor

LOLz.

Anyway, i would like to say that when i left my seat, Hui fen took over.

She won back my 6 bucks for me (10 cent 20 cent) and so i shall not say bad things about her. *cross fingers*

Anyway, while I was playing with them I was thinking that my luck was like super bad. I then decided i shall sing auspicious songs to bring luck to myself.

Gong xi gong xi gong xi wo ah, gong xi gong xi gong xi wo!~!~


After realising that I dunch know the lyrics I proceeded to Jingle Bells and Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.

Subsequently I won a 4 tai. After like taking my 5th tile? Gosh it works.

Ahhhhhh.. I know now. That must have been the reason why the A (see previous blog) doesnt like me lar! So petty a bit of singing oso cannot stand.

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2003-05-20

Hui Juan is Hui Fen's younger sister. Hui fen is my RV classmate, but we are no longer close coz of Enormous Eekean's dislike for her. And i mean SERIOUS dislike. Got Hui Fen= No Ee kean. So yeah the whole gang of us sacrificed Hui fen for Ek. But I still keep in contact with Hui Juan sometimes coz of the close proximity of our houses and the love for MAHJONG.

Oh yeah here I am.

And i left the kitchen (where the mahjong table is), coz i'm feeling quite pissed.

Hui Fen, who was not supposed to be playing mahjong with us actually, brought her bf and bf's fren here. (coincidence).

The supposed players included Hui Juan, her bf Bryant, and Bryant's guy friend.

Digessing a little, lets talk about Bryant. Bryant, formerly known as Bryan, was actually my ex bf. Ahhhh... I see the look of confusion. It was just a mere coincidence that 3 years after we broke up, Bryant got to know Hui Juan and they got together. Imagine my shock when i discovered they are together! *gasp*

At first when Hui Juan told me she got a new bf, I asked her for his name. She said Bryant. I said i had an ex called Bryan as well. She "haha"ed and said skarly its the same person. I told her itz possible and told her, after some head scratching, Bryant's full name. She looked flabbergasted.

Ah well... My exs are everywhere actually coz when i was much younger, I was an Ah lian. Ah lians collect bfs.

Wahahhahhahahahhahahahahah! The memories are really laughable. Hey i was an qualified Ah lian k! I actually joined some silly gang called Ba Hai Tong but (some find this very funny) a week after i joined, the gang fell through. This was because the older Ah lians all got caught and went to girls' home. I tried to question the decision to close down the girl's section of the gang totally since i felt that when all the senior members got caught, the junior ones should be the leader! Wahahhahahah! But I didnt and decided to concentrate on Bf collecting instead.

Yeah ok dun ask me how many I got coz the answer will shock you. Some of the exs were not really considered bfs coz they only like on the fone "hey, wo ke yi jio ni ma?", and they are so called 'phone steads'. Bryant wasnt a phone stead though.

Stop looking so disgusted! Everyone has got a past! Anyway now obviously I am out of all these already and it has like been a year since the last bf. Bleah. If Bfs came in a little bottle in life too and the perfect one was inside, i think i exhausted my supply. I think perhaps I missed out the perfect guy too.

But i hardly think any of the silly ah bengs i dated could have been The One. But then again perhaps they grew up too and they are perhaps thinking that I was a silly ah lian too! Hmmmm....

Anyway, back to the story, Bryant's friend had to leave early so we let Hui Fen's bf take over and Hui fen and the BF's friend sat nearby.

I'm pissed with Hui Fen coz she is so chummy with her new bf and so fucking protective of him. We were just kidding about him a little and she got all agitated. The BF's friend keep cracking cynical jokes about me (I have no idea why, think he just doesnt like short girls) and Hui Fen and the Bf would chuckle together while Hui Juan and Bryant found it not funny at all.

An example was like this:

Hui Fen, to her bf's friend (lets call him A): "A, you hot or not?"

NOT IN THE SEXUAL SENSE YOU COK! As in, weather very hot lar! Ok i shall stop digessing.

A: "Xin jing zi ran liang."

Me: (i always say this when ppl say that sentence) "Hahaha i put you into a microwave see if you say the same thing."

A: "You find microwave so big first then say lor. Haha where got microwave so big one?" *guffaws towards Hui Fen and Hui fen's bf*

Apparently he was being irrelevant but i decided that i cant be bothered to tell him that.

Me: "Hahhaha got.. Maybe breadtalk's one lor. Hahhahah.."

A: "Breadtalk not oven one meh? Microwave sia!!!"

They seem to find my blunder very funny and they acted as if it was some conquest over me and Hi fi-ed each other.

I mean, yes, it was a mistake on my part. Yes, it is quite a funny mistake to add, but they way they laughed was obviously laughing at ME, not the mistake. I dun understand why they acted as if they all hated me when I didnt do anything!

I told Hui fen she was a bloody bitch coz I knew her for 6 years and here she is laughing at me with some people she just knew. She said i kept teasing her bf too. WTF? Its a totally different kind of joking lor. Apparently our teasing of her bf was totally just for fun and theirs (HF, her bf and bf's friend) was like so malicious.

Hui Juan started to quarrel with Hui Fen and said that her sister always Zhong se qing you one, and told me not to let Hui fen play (mahjong) with us next time. She said this in front of Hui fen.

This is when i decided to get out of the whole thing and use their PC instead. I am so pissed.

I just felt like complaining. Plus most importantly, I lost money. I think ard 6 bucks?

NVM... Tml I am meeting June for KTV at Kbox, Hougang. They have this cute promotion of 'Weds is ladies' night' and only charge is for drinks. HURRAY!


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I cant believe when i left home 14 hours ago the web counter was ard 240 and now it is 370. oh gosh, someone muz have been loyally clicking refresh.

Today i was slumping at home and feeling rather grumpy coz i had a good hair day. Okie i'm not grumpy coz of the good hair day but coz it is damn rare it happens and i dun wanna waste it by staying at home. So i decided I will go over to Wrinkly Wanping's place after dinner since she stays quite near, at Bukit Batok.

Whats the point, you ask. Well, at least the ppl in the bus can see my hair. At least SOMEONE other than family members saw it!

Anyway, as i said i went out with Eddy. It is really a coincidence coz i already planned to go to Wrinkly Wanping (aka Eileen)'s place. She is not really wrinkly btw. I just thought it sounded funny. Then Eddy called me to ask me out for dinner. At Bukit Batok.

Eddy and I just simply had dinner. I cant stand it! Everytime I meet him I get so tongue-tied. When he was buying food his back was facing me and i was dreamily looking at his pectoral muscles and his cute butt, thinking whether he has the yummy penis veins when I caught the next table's person staring at me. Obviously written on her face was 'Are u a pervert or something?'

Now, i have this funny theory that some ppl can actually read minds. Who knows? Maybe actually half the population of ppl can actually read minds and they are obviously the smarter race. And whats worse is that they are not telling you!

They are not smarter because they are born smarter but coz of the mind-reading ability. Once u have a good idea formed in ur head, they sense it and say it out faster than you in double quick time.

You can only mumble "You took the words out of my mouth..." quietly while the boss praises them.

They absorb much more information and they score better for tests coz they simply read the top student's mind. If the top student is a mind reader thats possibly coz he read the examiner's mind when he pretended to ask "What are the exam questions?". If the examiner is a fellow mind reader he will still give out the answers in his head anyway coz he wants to assist his own kind.

They sympathetise for each other coz they both know they are both exposed to horrifying horny Bangala thoughts all the time in the MRT. Now thats one bad side of being able to mind read.

If there are mind readers, why do we (the non-mind readers) not know? Imagine they tell us one day. We will be so TRAUMATIZED! We will feel we are the lower race. We will try to kill the "Xmen" coz we feel weird with them. In turn, they know that we are gonna kill them coz they can read our minds and thus they would have to kill us and they know that telling us will lead to bloodshed.

So they keep mum about it. Meanwhile, every now and then they meet up to say horrible jokes about everyone's weird or horny thoughts and laugh at us.

The mind readers are the richest, but they are not forming the government. "Nah, leave it to the silly fucks to man this silly country," they say. "It is too much work for our overworked brains. Lets just enjoy life and the twerps (aka non-mind-readers) rule the country while we golf again!"

Thus they go sniffing around the Mensa membership club (which test they passed coz they juz copied the nerdiest-looking person's answer) copying ppl's biz ideas and patenting inventions you thought only you could think of.

Some read the horses' minds to see if that particular horse would win for that particular race and earn lotsa big money this way.

My silly theory is the reason why i curb horny thoughts in public and the reason why I was somewhat horrified by that gal's look. She seemed to have read my mind. Then again she might have concluded that I was lusty coz of the drool.

Anyway back to Eddy. We had the most normal dinner and he left me for his friends an hour later.
He didnt stroke my hair today. =(

When Eileen cheerfully opened the door for me the first thing she said was "Wow, good hair day!". I love her.

And anyway, for any males who have the slightest bit of interest in me from reading da blog, be happy.

As I told Eileen, Eddy and I have passed that chemistry stage.

She frowned a bit, and replied, "Oh then now in Physics stage ah?"

She was not one to believe in the chemistry thingy.

I told her it is not "correct" to fuck friends. She frowned her disapproval.

Apparently Eddy has lost whatever interest he did have for me at first, if he did have any. He seemed somehow different today. The difference could be due to him finally deciding I am not the one for him and he should make it clear to me before I start to leech onto him.

Well anyway Eileen was telling me today (in Mandarin) about a person she didnt see for a long time.

"Wo zhen de shi JI BAI, I mean, hen jiu mei you kan dao ta le."


Me: "I heard you say Cheebye."

Eileen, embarrassed: "I wanted to say Ji bai nian but i realised it wasn't true."

LOLz

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2003-05-19

Omg omg Eddy juz asked me out!!! I'm going out now!!! News later *winkz*

My lucky day today!

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A few days ago when PY, EK, and ah dong came over to my place to stay there was a little kitten that came too.

PY took up the kitty from her void deck. Subsequently she took it out everytime she went out with us.

For ppl who are interested to see how my dog looks like, here it is:


His name is Cloudy (maltese) but Potty Peiying insists on calling it Fluffy and now it responds to that name. Dammit.

See a dog kiss a kitty.



See a kitty on my head.



Py took a decent photo for me and XF. That is rare, coz when she takes photos itz possibly just the body there. Head will be gone. Or somebody's face cut half etc etc.



Please do take note that my hair looks nice in this picture. And thats rare too. Thank you.

I would like to mention that Cloudy is male and horny. He needs a female partner too. He tried to fuck Crappy Chua's pant leg the other day.

Did i mention that he tried to fuck kitty too? And he is like three times her size and a TOTALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES?

Anyone has a female maltese email me! Urgent man!

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Yaaaaay!!! Ah dong finally uploaded all the pictures liao so here they are!! If u did not see the birthday entry (28/04/03) i wrote, u may be confused about the events. If you want to, go read it first lor. If not, just enjoy.. =) I'm lazy to explain everything again.

My second birthday celebration (this time on the correct date.)
Pictures were taken at the KTV we went to.



Wahhahahhahah! EK looks constipated!

Now is is XF's turn to sing....



Wahahahhaha!!! EK is a meanie!!!

Ek may not like XF's singing, but at the other corner of the KTV, somebody's view of XF is very different.....



Who is it?



Adryan lor who else. He thought we all cannot see it somemore.



Yeah okie itz no surprise we all know now.

Bleah.



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It has been reported that some of the archive's pages cannot be seen... Itz ok now coz i republished everything there. So yeah now it can work.

Please take note that the earliest post I made was the one which ended with "I love the way he strokes my hair."

The 13 to 20 april one is correctly empty.

YEAH OKIE ITS TIME U CLICK ON IT NOW.

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