For the next few days till the 27th, I will be working at Ritz. Thats right, every single day starting from today. Xf predicts we will all die. She is a pessimistic girl. I look on the brighter side. I predict we will get ard $250 bucks after working there. No we wun die. We just wun have a life.
For 3 days of the 6 days we are working, we have to wake up at 6 am coz some rich company is hosting a 3 day conference at Ritz for itz employees. Breakfast everyday.
$250 is a relatively big amount of money, ain't it? If u are one of those extremely rich ppl who says no, please do marry me. A measly $250 a day for pocket money and I will be very happy.
Is money all you care about?!! No. What about sex? And food. And clothes. Wow. I sound totally materialistic. Erm, I do care about the beautiful things in life too! Like the ocean and rainbows and LV bags.
Anyway, yesterday was EK's bdae! PY, XF, Ghimz, Ek, Bixian and I went to Fort Canning to watch Fellowship of the rings, and the Two Towers. (Bixian is a secondary school friend as well.)
For those who have no idea why Fort Canning is having movies screened, well it is part of a movie fest. Watch movies under the stars on a vast field with ur picnic basket. You look excited to go. Sorry. Yesterday last day liao.
It is not as good as we thought. Sure enough, it was under the stars. But then again thousands of ppl are sharing the measly stars with you. And it is hot. Vast the field is. But then again thousands of ppl are sharing the field with you. And it is hot.
And the people in the front and the back were irritating.
It was like this. We came in rather late, so we had to find a place to squeeze in. EK found this spot big enough to put our mats. So there we stayed.
I took a picture of the ppl in front. I am not that bo liao to take their photo lar. It just happened that I was trying to show u guys how the screen looked like.
I think the guy seems to look quite shuai leh. It would seem as if the two ppl are a couple but no! They came in a double date. The gal in black, her bf is lying down and he is wearing yellow.
The guy is hugging his gf.
I personally think the four have orgies. Sometimes the white tee guy would (when they are lying side by side) turn and talk to the black blouse girl. It looks very wrong.
Both the gfs are bitches.
Actually, erm, we are the bitches lar. Coz we kept talking throughout the show. Can't help it. XF, in the middle of Two Towers, still did not know who Aragorn (which human guy? The Liv Tyler boyfriend ah?) is. EK doesn't know Mordor is home to Sauron (who sauron?).
So the enlightened bookworms (PY and Bixian) had to keep explaining the plots to the confused. But the enlightened bookworms were more caught in discussions of their own. Discussions that go beyond LOTR. I think they discussed History of Middle earth or some other book that Tolkien wrote. How revolting!
So Xf and Ek and Ghimz turned to me for explanations. I am quite okie. I read from The Hobbit till 3/4 of Two Towers. But basically during half of the explanations I would get lost.
Eg:
XF: Whats those things that Saruman made? The disgusting army.
Me: Oh, its a new breed between Orcs and Humans.
XF: Then how are they born? No females one meh.
Me: Uh.. I dunno... Asll Bixian.
Ghim: Did Arwen and Aragorn get together in the end?
Me: Yeah. They became the third couple in the whole history of Middle earth to have an inter-racial marriage.
Ghim: Then their baby is what race? Immortal or not?
Me: I dunno. Ask Bixian.
Hahaha... The double dating couple in front kept saying sascastic things to themselves, eg: "DO WE NEED A NARRATOR?"
We still didn't shut up. In fact, there was no leg room and we hoped that by talking more we can make them go away.
The gal in black keep complaining about us to her bf. The usual fucked-up kinda girl. If she wants to complain about us, say it in our faces lor. Only know how to hide behind the bf. The bf was enjoying the movie fine, possibly understanding it clearer than ever with Bixian's detailed research done on the topic, but according to Bixian who was directly behind the yellow guy, "He was okie until that girl started to scream like a Banshee."
So the guy turned about and asked us to shut up.
We ended up giggling.
Okie about the ppl behind.
Once again, I was trying to capture the crowd instead of the fellow's knee. But apparently it did not occur to my small brain that a small Cybershot U20's flash is not strong enough to light up that field.
So I captured his knee big and clear.
We hate the people at the back even more. They insisted on lying down, so apparently they cannot see the screen since we are sitting up.
We would have preferred to lie down, except for two reasons.
1) The people in front are sitting up coz the people in front of them are sitting up. The people in front of the people in front were sitting up coz their mat is very small and they have no place to lie down.
2) We do not have space to lie down as well.
They basically kept grumbling and grumbling. 3 adult men, insisting on lying down like wet socks instead of sitting up. And they blame us.
Amidst their complains, those that we heard are: "We didn't pay $14 to just come here to look at heads."
"6 heads of Mordor." *snicker snicker* wow what a funny joke.
"Wah lau, see fuck ah."
The fellow looking like an ape asked us to lie down. I told him that the people in front are sitting up, we must sit up as well, if not we will be blocked.
PY said that even if we lie down they will still be blocked by the ppl in front.
The fellow is freaking irrelevant. He replied that he and his friends came so early at 6 pm (we came at 745) to book this very good spot, and suddenly our gang came in and squeezed in front of them.
Too bad it is free seating. It is nobody's but his own fault for being so stupid to leave a big gap in the middle for us to be able to squeeze in.
I told him that if he doesn't want anyone to block his way he should have chosen a seat all the way in front. That way no one can block him.
Bixian said that if they sat up they would have been able to see the screen. Instead, they had to choose to lie there like indolent courtesans. (I dun think I spelt it correct, but it sounded like this one. Bixian said it is spanish.)
The guy paused. He didn't know wtf an indolent courtesan meant of course.
It means lying down in a very luxurious and flamboyant kinda way, the way old empresses used to lie smoking their opium.
The picture is the closest I could get.
The guy, after turning to his buddies for help hoping someone can help counter Bixian (which no one could), mumbled to himself: "What nonsense."
He proceeded to lie down again like an indolent courtesan.
After this we whispered to Bixian to ask her to tell us what she meant. We all burst out laughing.
They insisted on lying down for the rest of the movie. I suppose something must be really wrong with their brains and spines. They have enough of looking at our backs, so they ended up leaving in the middle of Two Towers.
We moved our mat into the empty space now behind us. We have space to stretch our legs to lie down comfortably, and also we are further from the ppl in front so we can talk as much as we want.
See? Everyone is happy. They shld have left long ago. 6pm till 1am is a long enough time to stay.
What do u mean the world doesn't revolve around me? It does too.
*****
Bdae girl!
In case u are wondering, yes, we did buy the Pucca hairband and make EK wear it.
Lets start with the usual crap, which nobody is interested in.
I got good hair day today!
You tear ur hair and and scream: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GOOD HAIR DAY! TELL ME ABOUT SEX! (or weather in the case of Eccentric Eddy.)
Please understand to me the good hair day records are very important. In future, I intend do a research on the percentage of good hair day in my permed hair life. I have also found a trend. Good hair days always come when u dun need them. Eg today, the good hair day was not fully appreciated at all by any males I intend to attract.
Not that males can tell the difference between a good and bad hair day anyway.
But thats not the point. The point is, PY and Xf have all seen me thru my RV years when I looked hideous. They dun give a hoot about how I look like. I still look like shit to them anyway. Ek says the initial image cannot be washed away.
Now I met up with James yesterday and I had a bad hair day. Whats worse is, I met one of his friends too, Darren. He reads my blog (I think.) So he saw me with Filipino quality hair. Wonderful. Now he possibly thinks I photoshop my hair to be curly in my pics.
Okie I shut up. About today:
I met up with PY and XF and Yvonne and Geok Ling to shop. (Yvonne and GL are both our primary school friends.)
We planned to go to Orchard at first. But we got excited at the absolutely new North East line! So we alighted and went to Habourfront.
It is nothing interesting.
Me and PY wore furry hairbands! XF refuses to wear one.
Anyway, Enormous EK the Expensive lawyer wanted to meet us to go as well. But we refused to let her come. The reason? We were shopping for her bdae prezzie.
Thats right, today is her bdae!
(to the rest of the blog readers: you all will not be able to understand the following chunk.)
I can't bring myself to say mushy things to u, EK! But I guess throughout these 6 yrs, you have been a really wonderful friend.
No, I'm not patronising you.
I think I totally disliked u the first time I noticed you. Ahem, standing beside me during assembly in the next class with the crew cut. Always talking so loud, hahaha. Trying to attract attention of course.
I think you totally disliked me the first time u noticed me too. Short girl trying to act ah lian with the furry scrunchie on the wrist, and talking loudly as well. Trying to attract attention too, just using a different method.
It didn't occur to us then that we shld talk loudly to EACH OTHER, to irritate everyone else huh? Wahahha.. Alright, so we landed up in the same class two years later.
Remember when Liye was still around? As in around in S'pore, not that she is dead or something. There was this time when I made XF and Liye angry, and they kicked me outta the gang? Ahhh... I remember Liye was terribly cruel. There was this project grouping list on the noticeboard, and she took a red pen to cancel my name out.
No group to join.
The Ah Lian group in class expelled me. Suddenly I am a class outcast. XF refuses to speak to me.
Thank you, to u and SR and the rest, for allowing me into your clique when I most needed friends for support. I totally enjoyed the very different kinda company. You guys made me laugh at the absurdity of the situation, even joked about Liye and her childish vindictive behaviour then.
I can totally picture the last table in the canteen with the malay store and us sitting there!
When XF and Liye decided they shld forgive me, a clique dilemma happened. Although it is my fault in making XF and Liye angry, shld I lower myself after the hurt and insults Liye did to me and go back to her gang? Isn't it very hypocritical of me to just make use of u, sr and the rest to be there for me when they abandon me, and leave you guys when they want me back?
The solution is to merge the two cliques of course. Secondary schools days never got better, agreed? =)
It takes alot to bring 2 very different ppl like us together. I dunno what it is too. I shall take it that our common intelligence, ahem.
Although you have never been a friend whom I would call to cry to unlike XF, I think it is good enough that u have always been there during the good times to make it so much more enjoyable with all your corniness.
We have never thanked you for the good tempers you constantly had these 6 years. (Unlike Giordano gal, last time a bit only angry. LOL. Now she is better, thanks to Leonard training.) We have never thanked you for the constant smiles. You have never taken us for granted, while we abused your friendship; being late, being grouchy and all.
Thank you for being there all this while. I know you will be there loyally if I need you. Although that might be because you got nowhere to go anyway. But still thank you for having nowhere to go then.
Thank you for happening to dislike everyone I dislike. Like Rongshan, Hui fen, Qingyue, Shi hua etc etc, except Evelyn Tan.
Thank you for all the macdonald coupons.
Whatever it is, it is all stable. I do believe that the friendship will be here to stay, for life. It better stay, for me to make full use of a lawyer friend! I like the idea that ur mum cannot do anything about it that I have became ur lifelong friend, heehee.
I have watched you grow from a RV student playing the Bassoon with a uniform too long for you, to an RJ student getting 4 As, to now, a future lawyer. Judging from the pattern, you will totally succeed in life! Just intro the successful cute guys to me!
Alright enough mush already. Happy birthday! WE LOVE YOU, EE KEAN, despite us being so jealous of ur big assets!
I shall publish ur act cool pic again to make u happy.
Happy happy birthday celebration with us today! We will rot under the stars watching LOTRs.
Oh no I didn't have time to blog yesterday. Lets start now.
Yesterday:
I got a shock when I reached Jurong east mrt.
Have u seen a more successful basker? Or are ppl at Jurong really so damn bo liao?
Recently I keep getting traumatized by ex boyfriends. You know June and I, we have alot of lesbian photos.
But I have never expected anyone to actually believe that she and I are lesbian partners. Well, stupidity is the only thing on earth that is really limitless.
I saw one of my exs quite some time ago at a Levi's store. The only thing I could remember about him is that he studied at Bedok ITE. And that I got together with him coz he stays very near my old house at Queenstown. He broke off with me coz he said that I was a little too ugly for him.
Aha. He is no hunk either. Oh yeah I forgot. Lets laugh at his cheesy name together. Shui Xiang. If ur name happens to be Shui Xiang too, I suggest u laugh at urself too, coz it is really funny. Anyway, he saw me at the Levi's store like 3 years after our adolescent affair.
My hair is longer, my pimples are gone, my double eyelids are miraculously there suddenly, I am taller coz I am wearing heels, and most importantly, I got make up on.
He took a look at me. I tried to siam. He took a second look and called out my name uncertainly. And then he started to look real excited and asked me for my number. He was not one to mince words. He said, "You got boyfriend now?"
I said I am attached. He asked me who my bf is. I said inside, changing.
June was trying the Levi's Type One jeans in the fitting room.
He said, "Oh..." and walked off a little, talking to his friend.
I sms-ed June to tell her to pretend to be lesbians with me. She sashayed outta the fitting room and gave me a hug, asking me "Dear, nice not?"
I smiled sweetly and said yes.
He looked so damn shocked. LOLz... Afterwards, he kept sms-ing me to ask me to patch with him but I told him not to sms me coz my gf is angry liao. Wahhahahaha! And he believed me!
Yesterday I saw him again when I board the mrt at Jurong east. I semi-freaked out, but he discovered me first, so there was no hiding. He started sweet talk and suddenly, he talked about our past. I totally freaked out. I told him that my friend was meeting me at the next mrt stop, Buona Vista, so I have to get off, see him again.
And I got off. Where got ppl so stupid one? Lesbians and both look like total females? Possible, but very rare. And 'lesbianic' when 3 years ago I was a normal girl liking guys?
After this I proceeded to watch The Hulk with James. OMG, please DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW! Heed my advice, u wun regret it. I'm gonna talk about it. I dun care if I will spoil it for you, coz it can't be worse than it already is.
It is bad enough that the fella is a disgusting green. He looks like an over-ripe pistachio nut. I would like to mention that I personally call that nut Pikachu nut. Ain't i cute? LOL. Oh yeah where was I? Oh the movie is bad enough.
What is worse? THERE WERE ABSOLUTELY NO SEX SCENES! Can u believe the atrocious-ness of it! Ppl would tend to compare Hulk with the last Single Marvel hero show I guess. Thats Spiderman. No sex scenes! No Kristen Durst in transparent white tee shirt kissing, oh wait, a hulk?
The female is relatively ugly. I have this thing against Angmohs with black hair. I tink they look very evil. And she has this big mole on her chin. I dun like big moles on chins. And her boobs aren't 1/37359 as nice as Kristen's. WTF.
The lead guy has a flabby jawline, and bad complexion. He shld become the Hulk all the time. Suddenly complexion become so good.
Whats worse about the lead guy is that he wears very big purple underwear. The Hulk knows he is gonna become a giant and that his clothes will split, leaving him with only his underwear. Why HE STILL WEAR PURPLE!! Doesn't he knooooooooow that purple and green dun go together???! No wonder there were no sex scenes! It is such a turn off! But then again what kinda colours can go with green? Thank goodness we are not green.
13/15 of the show featured the scientific part of the how the Hulk became the Hulk. Which is BORING! Who cares about Nanomeds (what nanomeds?!) and gamma rays? There were no sex scenes! (Is sex all that u care about?! Yes.)
1/15 of the show featured the Hulk hopping around. This is actually quite funny if u imagine him to be a giant pikachu nut hopping around excitedly.
1/15 of the show showed slightly exciting stuff, eg fighting. Yawnz.
I was falling asleep as Dr Banner started to boil (yawn, whats new?) some evil concoction. Suddenly my phone vibrated. I took it out, and my sudden movement startled the angmoh siting next to me who was falling asleep as well. I dunno why I am telling u that. But I found it quite funny.
Anyway.
The sms read: "Can I woo you back?"
Eddy. Eddy. Eddy. Eddy. Eddy, I prayed. Oh wait, Eddy wun say cheesy stuff like that.
Sent by: Shui Xiang hp
I almost died on my seat. He had to freak me out with I was most vulnerable from watching a totally sucky show.
The show lasted for 2.5 hours, and by the time I took the last train to Jurong East, there was no bus to take home.
I decided the weather is nice. I walked. Its a 45 minute walking affair, if u are interested to know. Are u interested to know? But nvm, I already said it.
In the process, around 20 taxis who drove by stopped and asked if I wanted a ride.
Can't anyone take a scroll nowadays?!
Then this Indian guy, around 40 yrs old, asked me to get up his bike. Ignored him. He drove on.
And then this truck driver (Malay with a Bangala sitting beside him) wound down his window and whistled. I was talking on the phone to James, so I ignored them.
He stopped the truck a few metres in front of me. I HAD to walk pass his truck later if I wanted to go home. I was quite freaked out at that thought. And the road is very deserted.
Can't anyone take a scroll nowadays?!
I was forced to take a cab from there, so that I wun have to walk pass that freaky truck. The cab fare was $2.90, plus midnight charges. -_- Fucking horny men. I hope they all die.
Anyway, I bought another fake branded bag!
It is supposed to be LV's latest collection, Cherry Blossom, and the imitations can't be found in S'pore. I bought it from Yahoo Auctions at $150.
Today when I went to Orchard to shop, I realised that ALOT of ppl have fake branded bags. I guess I have suddenly reached the age where I start to fall in love with branded stuff all over again (read: since ah lian days) and since I can't afford the real thing (note my bag costs $1,600 I think), get the exact replica then.
I know the reason why so many females buy fake branded stuff. (I'm talking about those late twenties kinda women. And yes, their bags might be real, but I just refuse to believe it.)
Coz when I wear my (fake) LV bag, I feel like her:
When I wear my fake Gucci bag, I feel like her:
Ah, nice pubes. Dun stop me now. NOOooooOOoo! Dun stop me! Hand me the shaver! I am gonna shave my pubes into a LV logo!
Eddy, wanna see? LOL... Eddy nose bleed liao.
Anyway, I really like the bag alot. So far everyone who has seen it said it is ugly, except James, who was being polite of course. Why would men even give a hoot about ladies' bags?
I like it coz it is pink.
I like it coz it has happy flowers on it.
I like it coz it has this lock thingy that comes with a key! So cute!
Xf said my bag looks like a malay drum. She is just jealous. Hmpf.
Lets talk about wealth today.
Its sickening isn't it? Singapore is supposed to be democratic, so it means that everyone has a fair chance to be rich. Thats a whole truckload of bullshit.
Lets see what happens when u are poor, and not smart enough to be a doctor or lawyer etc. How do u get rich?
1) Start ur own business and see if it manages to succeed. Alright. So u start to import a kind of wondeful shampoo to Singapore. It is so wonderful, that it can totally make ur hair be shiny, smooth and soft. It is a tad more expensive coz it is imported though.
Its properties are claimed by YOU. Who would believe u? Who will even HEAR what u have to say about ur product? Ahhh.. Advertisements. Would ppl do your ads for free? No. You have no money. And to get ur product into guardian u already spent the loan from the bank. So no ads.
You can only pray for word of mouth.
Now, in the market for established goods, we can hardly find any where it is the perfect competition model (for those who dun take biz, it means the market share being split into relatively equal bits for alot of sellers). Mostly, there will be this very big MNC who will be barbaricly taking more and more of the market share.
How? Alright. Say in the market for shampoo, we have different needs dun we? Some want shiny. Pantene. Some want saloon style. Vidal Sassoon. Some dun want their dandruff. Head and shoulders. Some want shiny asian hair. Ascend. Some want a mild shampoo which wun hurt eyes. Rejoice.
So Pantene, Vidal Sassoon, H & S, Ascend and Rejoice all have a fair share of the market for their different target audience? Yeah right. They all belong to this disgustingly big company called Procter and Gamble. P & G. I know coz I once worked for them as a shampoo promoter. The building is so disgustingly big, and they are earning so much, that they can afford big plush cushions everywhere and a few playstations laying around for its employees to relax. Relax of course... Money is rolling in, why bother?
P & G not only semi-monopolises the shampoo market. Whisper and Pringles belong to them too. Among other household items.
Alright so attacking into an established market is out. Coz you would only get kicked out in a short while by the giants.
The solution?
2) Invent and sell something new.
The market for the new product is all yours! But problem is, what are the chances that you invent something unique? Actually it is not that difficult. Ppl have just put mushrooms, cheese or bananas on Roti Prata and got famous. I suggest u try putting yummy chicken on Roti Prata. Oh wait, thats murtabuk (dunno how to spell).
Alright. You invent a new product. It sells very well. AHA! Then comes the patenting part. You wun want ppl to copy ur business idea, would u? But patenting is very expensive. So u pray no one will copy you.
U wish. Look at bubble tea stores. All the copycats make them all fail.
In this case, u might want to choose to be the one copying instead. At least u dun need to go and think about inventing something.
3) Work hard ur whole life and hope u can get a senior position in big companies in P & G. Nobody is interested in doing this. It is relatively impossible unless u have had a very good education or is the boss' mistress.
4) Set up a multi layer marketing company. Please note I said SET UP. Not join.
Alright, for the rare few who has not been approached before, lets explain how the system works. It is fairly interesting.
Take note that we are now changing a perspective. Usually MLM is explained using the employee perspective. Now lets look at what the company earns. They always make it sounds as if the company is not earning anything, and wealth is shared among the employees. Hmmm... Lets see.
The company comes out with a cheesy health product, maybe oxygenated water or magnetic beds. Lets just take it that the profit earned from selling the bed is $1000.
The company urges u to join as the $1000 profit will not be split to advertisers, or middlemen, but to YOU. Sounds pretty good. Say outta the $1000 u sell, the company keeps 40% of it. It needs to buy new products and pay rent, it says. Fair enough.
$600 left. This amount of money would be shared among the A to B as stated in the picture.
Most MLMs have 5 layers, like in the picture. Lets call the bottommost layer A (thats the lousiest) to E (the guy who earns the most).
The system works this way. First, when u are just recruited, u are in A. When you help to sell a product by introducing maybe ur auntie to buy a magnetic bed, you earn eg 10 sales points. Your 10 sales points will help u go to level B.
From level B to C, maybe u need 30 sales points. But now, when u are at B, things are getting better! U can actually RECRUIT ppl, and ask them to help u sell! The ppl u recruit will be level A. Say u recruit THREE ppl, and they all manage to sell a bed. Thats 30 sales points ain't it? You can now officially move to C. Sounds easy!
Ppl want to move from A to E coz the commission would be more as u move up, amongst other reasons which u would understand when u read on.
Alright. What happens if u manage to recruit THREE people, but only TWO manage to sell beds? You get 20 sales points. Thats not enough to push u to C. But how about the two level A people whom u recruited and managed to sell 1 bed each? They move up to level B. Thats the same level as you!
If the two fellows u recruited now sell 14 beds each?? Aint that terrific news for you? Nope. Coz they are level B now. They are of the same level as you. So whatever they earn is theirs, since they are no longer under u.
You know only have 1 recruit left, and he does not seem to be able to sell anything. U realise that the system is flawed. You might choose to leave now, or sell 1 more bed urself, and go to level C. But ur 1st two recruits sold 14 beds already, so they are all the way up, no longer under you. U will choose to have more recruits again.
From C to D, u need 100 sales points. So most ppl are stuck somewhere here. Everybody is at level B.
Why is that good for the company?
U see, when someone sells a bed at level B and he is under no one, he earns a commission of say 11% of the profit. The 89% goes to the company. Thats $890 out the $1000 profit for a bed, instead of what the company promises at $400. MLM company owners are filthy rich, coz they got a lot of silly ppl working under them, helping them to sell.
When the level E ppl urge u to join, they always say that the company is very new, so theres plenty of chances for u to go to level E. They dun realise they are slapping themselves. Say a level E guy recruited a guy. He is very capable. He recruited alot of able ppl to work under him, maybe 50 ppl. They all are earning money (which is highly impossible but just a hypothesis), thus effectively pushing him to level D. As the level E guy who recruited this able man, u are very happy coz whatever he earns goes to u as well. Whatever whoever under him sells as well, goes to u. Every bed he sells, u get 14% of the profits.
AHA! The able guy now goes to level E! U lost the link coz he is the same level as you! Now whatever he or his recruits earn, does not belong to u at all. U can jolly well slap urself coz it was u who urged the able guy to sell more at first.
My point is, set up an MLM company. It is a cool invention to suck ppl of their money.
However to set up an MLM company all ur friends will leave u coz they are scared u sell things to them. They will come back when u are rich, of course. But to set up a reputable MLM, u need to have capital first. U dun have money, remember?
5) Marry a rich husband/wife.
Now u know why I work towards that goal. It seems like the easiest way to get rich. See ah, u marry a rich guy/gal, then u try to convince him/her to give u the money to set up an MLM company. And then u get filthy rich urself. If u dun love the guy/gal, u can leave him/her now. He/she is used to ppl making use of his/her money anyway.
After u get filthy rich from the MLM company, u can use ur wealth to buy another Ikea franchise! Ain't it cool that u can get staff discount to buy the furniture to decorate your Ikea outlet! Since the queenstown one is always jammed with ppl, I would suggest opening one at the east. Surely alot of ppl would come. Be sure to make the restaurant bigger though, we all love the meatballs.
Ah, in fact, if a whole Ikea is too expensive, just open a few Ikea restaurants would do too.
Please take note that even if u are the proud owner of an Ikea franchise, it does NOT give u the rights to go around asking ppl "Dong xi zai na li?"
The difficult thing here is, why would the rich guy (from now on it shall be guy coz I lazy to type for the female too) want to marry you?
Which explains why I am so vain.
Digessing a little, I would like to say that the world is very unfair. Eg u are a very rich guy. Would u marry a mediocre (is this how to spell?) gal? No way. There are plenty of gals who will like you. This is not beacuse of the money. It is because of the security you can give to the future family.
Out of the pool of gals, who would u choose to marry? Surely the prettiest and the smartest. Some argue that the 2 cannot exist together.
*points at self.*
*points at Xiao Feng*
There are plenty of smart gals who are pretty as well. And thats sickening.
So the rich guy marries the smart and pretty gal. Together, they form rich, smart and good looking kids.
So if u are a rich, smart and good looking kid, who would u marry?
The vicious cycle goes on. The rich, smart and good looking boys go to ACS, the rich, smart and good looking gals goes to MGS. They cross the love bridge and get together. Oh wait the love bridge is for St Joseph issit? Or what school? Nvm. Some blog readers are a tad too old to understand, heehee.
The smart and good looking boys and gals go to RVHS. They dun get married coz they are friends or classmates for too long.
Anyway my point is that the rich will keep all the good genes in the future. It is not fair! But I want to marry the rich too. Who doesnt? I want to wad in the good gene pool.
In conclusion, the whole chunk of words above suggests that the world will slowly get split up into 2. The rich, and the poor. The rich will remain richer coz they keep marrying the smart and good looking, and the poor will continue being poor unless they somehow turn out good looking. And smart.
I suggest communism before it is too late.
Woah how come the visitors to my blog today seem to be increasing ah... Its at least a 100 today liao.
Anyway, I had a good hair day today!
How great! A happy day always begins with a good hair day. But what good can a good hair day do if no one sees it? Everyone seems to be so busy today. Eddy is busy. June is sleepy. EK is swimming with sis. Xf is lazy to go out. PY is teaching tuition. James has (oh wait, it sounds wrong. James have? James plural? Urghhh...) a dinner date with someone else.
Only one person would be free after selling char siew. Thats coz his bike is under repair, and he would not travel without the bike. Thats right, its Bernard! I refuse to let the day go by without letting anyone see my good hair day. So I paid Bernard a visit.
I had a chance to ride on the bus 42 at Kembangan. I dunno why, but I felt magical when I boarded the bus. For those of u who have read Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, you would know why! 42 is supposed to the magical answer to the question of life. LOLz
I got very amused by Bernard's mum's slippers coz these are the smallest Tat Sing slippers I have ever seen. Have you worn a Tat Sing slipper before? Tat Sing slippers seem to be taken over by trail slippers nowadays. Imagine the future aunties and uncles wearing Trail slippers, crossed coloured, one blue and one pink! OMG! Anyway, I have never knew they made Tat Sing slippers so small. Bernard says I am mad to go around taking pictures of bo liao things. But I really think it looks very cute, hor?
I dun feel like writing liao coz I think I wrote too much on the spoof. Maybe I will blog more tml. Actually I got some stuff I feel like writing.
Anyway why isn't anyone interested to be part of the spoof? Can just use it as a forum lor. Just tell me ur email add will do. See the little bouncy icon to the right? Click on it to email me, ppl!
I have done the spoof page liao!!! Its address is http://wehatexiaxue.blogspot.com
Can go see see!!
Anyone who wants access to it, notify me! U can take part in the spoofing! If u are interested in that, that it.
I'm too busy with it to write my blog, lol. June dua-ed me. She is supposed to go shopping with me but she is still sleeping or something like that. And I thought I was the ultimate pig. Nvm lar, I will go shopping MYSELF! Hmpf!
Later, everyone!
I have decided to spoof myself. I guess that would be fun. For everyone who likes to read my words but think I am hideous, think the page load too long etc etc, can visit the spoof page from now one. I will be working on it after I finish this blog entry, and this blog entry would be short. I think. I can never be sure.
As mentioned, today I was supposed to meet Eddy the Engineer. Eddy is pretty efficient as well. That makes him effectively Eddy the Efficient Engineer. However, Eddy's boss is not as efficient. He made Eddy stay back till 1030pm when Eddy was supposed to end work at 6 plus.
How wonderful. Who knows, maybe Eddy has decided on today, the 17th of June, to ask me to be his gf coz 17th of June only happens once in a year. It is a special day. However, coz of the bloody guy who asked Eddy to stay back, I have decided it is too late to meet and I didn't meet Eddy, thus also losing the chance of Eddy asking me to be his gf. Heck, maybe even wife!
It is all the guy's fault. I hate him. Anyway, at around 10 plus, my mum called to ask us if we wanted to go to JB with her friend and her friend's family.
We were supposed to go there to eat. My dad said it would be seafood. I decided seafood was worth sacrificing meeting Eddy, who is gay anyway. Actually he is not but he did not do anything so far to prove he isn't. I have never even caught him oogling at females before. This could prove 4 things.
1) He is gay.
2) His eyes are all over me.
3) He is far sighted.
4) He is in love with llamas/objects/dead people/flower pots etc instead of humans.
1 cannot be true coz I didn't catch him looking at men either. I dun think he is far sighted. So theres our conclusion. Either he is in love with me, or llamas. I put my bet on the llama. Gosh I feel like a flop.
Anyway, my mum's friend has a 4 yr old daugther called Samantha. She is ABSOLUTELY CUTE! And she keeps laughing and laughing. Me and my bro had a great time making her laugh.
Heres her pic.
Thats my mum at the background.
Anyway, Sam is really damn adorable. We were on the car (her daddy drives a BMW) and everyone was shag so she just kept talking to herself and smiling at everyone. She moved to show her mummy something, and when she moved, she knocked her knee on the thing in between the front seats.
She said, "Its okie, its okie!" chirpily to everyone.
Everyone looked at her. No one actually saw her knock her knee. Her mum started to laugh and said no one asked her if she is okie in the first place. Everyone laughed and suddenly Samantha gave her mummy a big kiss on her face! So absolutely sweet!
Alright. I will try to get Eddy to go out with me tml coz 18th of June only happens once a year too, perhaps tml will be the big day. But then again I asked June out for shopping. Alright, time to spoof!
