Yesterday I was a very happy girl.
(Thats the result of food leftover at cafe cartel which I went to with Shuyin and Idris yesterday, who, I would like to mention, kindly accompanied me while I had to wait for the MP3 seller to be free. Oh btw, nobody likes glazed cherries. They should have remained in their original form.)
In fact, there were a few reasons why I did not blog yesterday at all.
Firstly, I was so filled to the brim with joy, I'm afraid that if my fingertips touched the keyboard I would just burst. If I burst, I would imagine several people to be very upset, including my maid who would have to clean up the mess.
Secondly, it would be the reason why I am so happy, and thats because (if you were in my irc channel you would have known) I talked to Jeremy for around 3 hours on the phone. The end result is that by the time we finished, it was 2:30 and a tad too late to blog. Besides, I was in this misty mood so I doubt I can manage to string object, subject and noun together to form a proper sentence.
The reason why I managed to pucker up my courage to call him, is thanks to this idiot.
Someone tried to act as if he was Jeremy on my tagboard, claiming that Jeremy (lets call him Jem for short) had just seen my site. Horrified, I took up a nervous finger and dialed his number wrong twice.
When I finally got through, I accused, "You saw my site ah!"
Jem went "Huh?"
I sighed with relief and we just continued talking, till he told me he would call me on his house phone and we continued yakking for 3 hours.
Very sadly, I have no impression of what we talked about at all. I have Dory memory! Or perhaps it has to do with the fact that I was orgasmic half the time.
I realised something very good, which is that I have always thought Jem was considered, by universal standards, cute. But that does not seem to be the case.
After proudly showing his pic to everyone I can show, my mum commented that Jem looks like a 95.8 DJ, Billy, who is a disgusting faggot.
Shuyin said that in several angles Jem resembles, most unfortunately, a monkey.
Plus a whole lot of people said he looks gay (which equates to cute actually since most gays are darn cute) and some say he looks like an Ah beng.
In my opinion, this is wonderful. If only every girl thinks he is gay/monkey-like/bengish, I would have far less competition and Jem would not think that he is damn cute so he would not mind his gf being less cute, or short for that matter.
I still insist that Jem has good genes. Afterall, he is tall (around 1.8 is my guess), rather fit, smart (Cat high, SIM), has a beauty queen as a sister (yes she won both Miss SP and some other competition and is now a famous model), and is flawless to the point that he even has perfect eyesight.
Lets see. I'm short, rather flabby, smarter than average, has an artist for a dad, and I have perfect eyesight too.
Wonderful. Together, our kids will be average height, average flabbiness, relatively smart and corny, would be glamourous and artistic, have perfect eyesight, and look like Ann Poh and Billy mixed (how fucking horrid)
Anyway. I'm sure everyone is so freaking sick of Jeremy and more Jeremy.
Just one more point.
So. I bought my MP3 player yesterday too!!!
This is a Nomad II mg, and I was supposed to buy it from an auction fellow at $200. Yes yes, I like it cos it is pink. Anyway, I told the fellow that I would not have the cash until 2 weeks later, which is yesterday.
So yesterday he messaged me, and I told him I dun have the money.
He angrily said I played him out, after making him wait for 2 weeks.
"I only have 150 with me, not that I wanna play you out..."
"okok I sell you at final price of 160. Meet you tomorrow can?"
So, I got it at $40 cheaper!! Muahahahha!!
Oh yeah a happy belated birthday Singapore!
If you hate Singapore, I got a good deal for you.
Now you can officially step on Singapore everyday with filthy feet, and the insult is complete with the deformed stars too.
After one fine day of dwelling on nothing but Jeremy, I think I am going mad.
True enough, I had found the guy who gave me enough chemistry to make me think he is THE ONE (Pun about Jay Chou's concert not intended).
Whats the catch?
That he doesnt like me of course.
And with good reasons too.
(I'm really sorry you people have to listen to this mush.)
1) I am so goddam bloody short. Despite my plenty of self-assurance (more like deceive) that height is not important at all, it IS. I can blame society for its narrowminded weird qualms, but I can't change facts.
Personally, I would like to marry a tall guy so that the tall genes will spread to my kids and my kids would not be laughed at in school like me.
Very unfortunately, tall guys would like to marry tall girls so that not only will they look impressive and scary, their kids could grow up to be supermodels who are sluts who fuck around to get the said job. But thats not the point.
Jeremy is tall.
Or perhaps everyone looks tall during my work hours.
This is because I am FORCED TO WEAR SPORT SHOES. Mitsubishi wants to portray a "sporty" kinda image for its phone. Pui! I hate the sporty image. I know alot of people would disagree, but I still will say this. SPORTY SUCKS.
Sports apparels are made for sports. I cannot imagine why anyone would want to wear a pair of shoes $100 plus, which is so expensive because it is made for running, to go shopping.
I say keep the sport apparel in the courts/stadiums and wear normal clothes please.
Women wear heels because it will make their butts look perky and legs longer and more toned. People wear sport shoes just because it is trendy, and not because of the reason it is made for. (if you cite comfort as a reason, I would like to say that ballet shoes are comfortable as well (cheaper too), why arent you donning them on?)
Haiz... I guess it is the kinda image Nike has made. Healthy is beautiful. I suppose if you look sickly and pale the best you can do to deceive people that u are actually full of life is to put on a pair of sport shoes. Instantly, you will look like the average JC girl glowing from their work out.
I had like so many guys telling me they love JC girls. Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with intelligence at all. They just think the sporty image is attractive.
"See that girl over there?", they would say when the typical bunch chats on the MRT. "She looks so sporty... So innocent...I like sporty girls. I would like her as my girlfriend man..."
I took a look at the said girl, and replied, "She looks smelly and sweaty."
The guys said indignantly, "THEY GOT BATHE ONE LAR, YOU THINK WHAT?"
"How you know?"
"Got one la..."
"She looks like she just finish playing netball and came to the MRT to spread the germs from her sweat to everyone."
They couldnt be bothered to talk to me. Forgive me, will you, JC girls? I guess I dun see the attractiveness because I am a girl. But I suppose if I am in JC I would adopt that image too. If thats what the typical JC person thinks is sexy, so be it. *shrugs*
So. I digressed. My point is, Mitsubishi made me wear sport shoes so Jeremy is one of the rare few who saw me wear flat shoes (anything less than 5 cm is flat).
In fact, the previous time I wore flat shoes was 3 years ago in secondary school. Beside the occasional exam period when I would be spotted in slippers, my soles would be at least 7 cm from the ground.
Usually when I date guys, I would (naturally) be in heels. They, being guys (guys dun look at details), would be convinced that I am not short, but just petite.
Only when I step into their homes would they discover the truth. Of course, by the time I visit their houses, it would be too damn late to dump me. Bwahahhahahah! Aint I a genius.
But no. Jeremy knows the truth. And it is all MITSUBISHI'S BLOODY FAULT! Why can't they portray, say, a classy image for their phones?
The good thing is, Jeremy may be one of those who likes the stupid "sporty" image, so perhaps he likes my dressing?
2) What if he likes shu nus?????!
3) What if I am not attractive enough for him? I think I am not. Afterall he is so cute, girls must be queuing up. When my turn reaches in the queue, Jeremy would look straight ahead thinking why the next girl left such a big gap.
The next girl would pout, and point downwards, at the midget which is me. Jeremy and her would have a good laugh while I sob away, and they would marry and live happily ever after. 60 years down the road, they would still be cracking "short" jokes. ("Still remember that dwarf who you didnt manage to see in the queue coz u looked eye level?" "Yeah man! Bwahahhaha!")
4) What if he likes the stupid type of girls as girlfriends?
Today, I watched Holland Village again. I got so pissed by Mo Jing jing and the big fuss guys are making over her.
There was this part, where this auntie selling chicken rice wanted her badly as a daughter-in-law. She told MJJ to marry her son, and MJJ said, "Don't want! I very stupid and very blur one! I will give you alot of trouble! You ask my sis lor I always make she angry!"
The auntie said, "Like that then good! Smart people are very cunning (ask your son to marry a stupid woman so that she would listen to you, see who is cunning?)! They will complain that selling chicken rice is degrading, that car too small, that the mother-in-law is difficult to get along with!"
In other words, she just said, "I like you coz you are stupid.
Selling chicken rice may not be a glamourous job, but because you are goddamn idiotic, I think you cannot find a better-paying job anyway, so you would stupidly help me sell my chicken rice for free. I am so selfish that I dun care if you work another job you may get more money for the family. I just want to get free labour from you.
Smart people might not complain that cars are small. I am so selfish I dun realise that smart people may happen to be easily satistfied too. But never mind, stupid people will not complain about anything coz it takes them so much effort to string up a sentence, so just be stupid yeah?
I am difficult to get along with. Thats me. I have not wondered why smart people find me difficult to get along with, nor made an effort to change it. Never mind that! Just stupidly serve me like a maid! Like a dog! I like!
And lastly, if you are smart I find you a threat. I will not be able to get along with you coz I think I am just an uneducated chicken rice auntie. Uni grads? No thanks! I cannot communicate with them. I wouldnt give them any chances to try, coz I know it wouldnt work out."
MJJ actually smiled at the praise. Naturally. Stupid people dun get hidden messages.
At the end of the auntie's talk, I said loudly, "BLOODY HELL THEN GO GET YOURSELF A DOG! A DOG ALSO CAN DO ALL YOU WANT. A DOG IS STUPID! A WIFE SHOULDN'T BE!"
My family looked at me... Cheery self in me had suddenly disappeared to be replaced with a very irritated look. They know better than to say anything at all.
I really wonder what what the stupid gf will think when this happens:
"Dear dear, why you like me?"
"Frankly?"
"Yes please. Please wait for a while while I help you wipe your shoes, there is a speck of dust."
"heehee.. Thats what I like about you. You are stupid."
"What?"
"You said I should tell you the truth."
"No no... I mean, can you dun speak more than 3 words per min? I didnt get what u said!"
"You..... are.... stupid... thats....why....I... like... you..."
"I dun understand."
"Precisely!"
I certainly hope Jeremy doesnt like the stupid kind. In other words, I hope he is not a bloody MCP.
*****
I realised the possibilties are quite endless. Perhaps he doesnt like girls with moles under their left eyes. Perhaps he personally hates girls from SP, all of them. Perhaps he thinks I have bad breath.
I shall write down a list (if it manages to form a list) of stuff that shows he displays a liking to me.
1) He did say that he is happy that I am working with him. But then again he said he liked the Singtel people too.
2) He kept talking to me. But he may be bored.
3) He asked me to send to him the photo we took. May be polite.
4) He did not reject the movie idea, despite having to work the next day. May be polite.
5) He talked alot about himself including personal stuff. But he may be trying to make conversation.
6) He laughs at my jokes. But guys do not like humourous girls as gfs. They like humourous girls are just platonic friends.
7) I personally feel we get along quite well. But then again he is really easy to get along with.
8) He sent me to the bus stop after the show. Does it show anything at all? Perhaps he was just being polite. But I shall convince myself that he wants to spend maximum time with me without paying $30 bucks for it (taxi fare if he sent me home).
9) We took a pic with his phone and when I deleted it because I looked ugly, he "Oei, why you delete?". I suppose that means he wants to keep the picture.
Thats it. There are alot of buts too.
1) He did not enquire much about me. I asked for his number, I asked him for the movie, I asked him to have lunch with me, I asked him whats his name first. He doesnt not even know whether I am attached or not!
2) He did not initiate any messages or calls till now.
3) His friend came to visit him during work and the said friend overheard our movie plans. Jeremy suggested watching the movie with them. Half of me is convinced that he doesnt want to make the movie a date kinda thing by having just two of us. The other half shouts that he is being polite to the friend coz the friend came to find him afterall, it would be rude to bo chup him.
In the end the friend said he couldnt make it.
4) His smses are quite short and not very promising. Very very normal. But he bothers to reply.
5) We actually wanted to watch LXG but it was not out yet. And also, because I forgot to bring money out that day, he paid for the tickets first. So I told him I would give him a treat when LXG is out. Yet, in an sms, he said, "See you next sat."
I suppose that means that he doesnt want to meet up with me again that week? Or am I over suspicious?
I think I am ridiculous. Unless he, like me, suddenly had spasms of love, it is unlikely that love-at-first-sight happened for him too. Perhaps he is slightly interested, but it will be miraculous if he displays so much interest in me in 2 days.
Time is what I need to give the fellow. Yet, I already miss him so much, I feel like mms-ing him a big thumping heart gif file to tell him I like him and ask him if he would just, like he said, tell me straight that he doesnt like me and spare me the agony of guessing.
Well. Since the good list surpasses the bad list by 4 points, I guess things are still going ok.
But do you guys think? Especially guys, tell me whether you like the girl if you behaved exactly like that?
Leave comments k?
-Jeremidium is a disease here to stay-
I just realised that the previous entry got cut off half way. To those who did not manage to catch it before it was gone, the gist is that Jeremy is a motorola promoter also working at my store.
This is his pic anyway.
I'm so freaking pissed that stupid blogger deleted my previous entry. It was one of the few rare attempts to write erotia. Perhaps thats the reasons it is gone. WTF. Anyway, gonna sleep now. Nights all!
I'm gonna blog this all out before I forget anything.
This is like totally the first time I am feeling this way.
Jeremy worked with me today again, and I like him so much, that if he asks me to marry him right away, I would proceed to the church straight. Afterall my veil and dress is already on me, waiting for this day to come.
I have never felt like that about a guy before.
The first time I saw him, I was like "Oh my god dream guy material." And he is in a black turtleneck with stupid sequins on too. It says alot. Didnt have this kinda strong feelings for even Eddy.
And then I spoke to him.
"You look gay!"
"Yeah man stupid sequins! I look damn gay lar!" He looked at me seriously. "But I'm not gay." He did not know that I sent a silent prayer to god for that statement.
"Haha, I had this classmate who turned gay right before my eyes." And then I told him all about Androgenous Aaron, who is a convenient gay topic. We both forgot that we are supposed to be rivals.
From then onwards, it is continual monkey faces to me as customers look at his phone and ask him stupid questions.
He really makes me laugh.
During our little conversations between sales speechs, I got realy infatuated with him. He is so cute, and so smart! And mature as well, for a change.
I got more and more miserable with the thought that someone else is shagging him.
During lunch break, I asked him if he had a pic of his gf in his phone.
He said, "Currently got no girlfriend."
"WHAT??! You said you have what." Please imagine my face was broken into a very wide smile and at the same time looked surprised. So freaking obvious right.
"When did I say that?"
"When I asked you, 'What does you gf think about you looking so gay', you said 'ok'!"
"Oh, I thought you talking about just friends!"
"Oh!". I broke into merry laughter.
He looked at me quizzically.
"Oh! I'm so glad you are not attached!", I burst out stupidly.
"Oh, why leh?" Coz I am so in love with you, idiot!
"Oh, erm, so that I dun need to be scared she angry when I msg you all these la..."
"Oh, haha..."
I was so glad to have the sudden shock that he is single, that I felt totally nauseous (nauseous with happiness, can you imagine?!) and stopped eating my Hokkien mee.
"I dun wanna eat liao. You know what, Jeremy? I was just thinking... After knowing you are two days, I think that you are generally flawless. That cannot be the case, coz god is fair. So admit it, are you dying of a deadly disease soon, or do you have a very short dick?"
He laughed, paused for a while, and finally pointed at his cigarette box. He said simply, "I smoke."
Thats like a silly crippled ant in a big mirage. In other words, he is still quite flawless.
=) =) =) =) =)
Today one customer came along. A family of four, consisting of a boy who looked 17, an elder sis, and parents. The boy walked over and I approached him. He listened while I rambled on with my sales talk.
He kept quiet while his parents grunted in agreement when I say yet another good feature.
Finally, when his parents said, "Not bad ah boy. How, u like it?"
Please say yes and I will help you pray that u get 9 A1s for your Os.
The boy turned to me and asked, "Erm, can this phone receive all those nokia picture messages?"
"You mean the ones with the brackets that form into bears and stuff?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, I think it will be a little disrupted but can see la.. But nvm mah coz very soon everyone will be using colour phone where u can see a full screen lor."
The boy turned his mouth downwards and mumbled something.
"Huh?", I asked.
His mum said, "Oh, alot of his friends use nokia phones so this is very important to him."
"Oh but you see there are many other features mah."
"Nvm we will look around."
With that she whisked off her son (who seemingly had no opinion about any phone his parents buy him as look as it can see bear bear msgs), who presently got stopped by God Jeremy of course.
He showed the family a dimple (I thought I saw the mum smiling a little slyly, or is it my imagination?) and he gave them his phone. Presently, he was asked the same question as I was. Fortunately for him, he was eavesdropping on my sales speech so he knew the importance of bracket bear msgs.
He asked the boy to try to send a pic msg to the phone to see if it can receive properly.
While the family meddled with a bracket msg to forward, Jeremy looked over to me and groaned. We both found the particular criteria for choosing a phone very funny, and we burst out into a small laughter together. (friend of boy:"Wow your phone can WAP, MMS and can take picture!" Boy:"See my new forwarded cheesy msg? Cute ah?")
The bear msgs arrived.
And it was successful, bless the bracket bear.
Without further hesitation, the dad decided to buy a $528 camera phone with 65,000 colours for his son, when his son's only wish is to see cute bracket bears on the phone.
So they walked away to sit down at the Singtel counter to discuss the line to sign.
Jeremy stared at them for sometime while they sat there for quite long, still not buying the phone yet.
He turned to me, grimaced, and said dramatically, "Wah lau I tell you ah heng the bear bear turn out okie. If distorted ah, I tell you I will just *he did the finger cut throat action*."
"I see the bear?"
"Good night, cute cute, so cute....!"
Jeremy read out the silly bear msg in an act cute voice while I laughed heartily.
A few minutes later the family was still hesitating about the phone.
Jeremy turned to me and said, "Wah lau I cannot stand it already lar. Wait they come back, then tell me they want 2100 how?"
He pointed at the 2100 looking up at us innocently, when was below his shelf.
He looked at the family again, and got more nervous, and said, "Ah forget it la just buy the 2100 and save me the agony."
He proceeded to prance around while I laughed so much, I had to hide into the store room coz I looked like an idiot.
During the dinner break I pluckered up all my courage (and body temperature) to ask him to watch a movie with me after our work. And he agreed!
1.5 hours alone in the dark. Nothing happened of course.
I asked him if he is gonna get placed at Bugis again. He replied that it should be, and certainly he would hope that thats the case.
He mumbled a little about how he thinks the people here are nice, and then he looked at me shyly, smiled, and said, "And of course got you also la..."
I blushed a deep crimson (I didnt blush but I thought it is time for a cliche), heng Jeremy was looking determinedly straight ahead.
He made my day. And week. And century.
But I think I shall act a little hard to get from now on. Thats the way guys like it right? They dun like girls to do the chasing? Please gimme opinions!! I need male advice! Is 3 days not msging him sufficient? What should I do? Wait for him to msg me? But he is really shy... Urgh... I wish I could bloody control myself. Been smiling all the way from work to home and some ti co pek thought I smiled at him and sounded his horn loudly as I walked.
-I am so Jeremesmerised, I am dying soon.-
It is pissing ah, that I cannot blog for the last two days and I forgot whatever I wanted to blog about. I realised, however, that I have the memory span of a goldfish, which is 3 seconds. What did I just say?
So anyway, I shall blog about whatever I am reminded of to blog from the pics I took.
Yesterday in the lecture hall, June, no doubt being very very bored, decided to read our sub-standard school magazine, Attitude. We can see that she is very bored coz she read a magazine with such a cheesy name.
Suddenly she gave a large gasp and pointed out an article to me.
"What can be worthy of my attention in that magazine?" I thought to myself. This is what I saw what made June so wide-eyed.
Unless I am very much mistaken, the person Miss Diana Neo (the author and my lecture mate) wrote about is me.
Having the foggy memory I have, I do not remember whether I have been "chided" for using a derogatory term for blacks by Miss Neo (lets call her Nosy Neo) herself, but I clearly remember that someone did comment before that the word I used, which is "Negro", is very rude.
Must have been that incident then, except that in my memory it was Androgenous Aaron who scolded me and not Nosy Neo.
Well, I personally think that the person who claimed that "Negro" is derogatory is raving mad. I took Literature in sec school see, and I had plenty of books done on racism (Walkabout, To Kill a Mocking Bird etc). My Literature teacher, a person very much against racism, told us that it is rude to use the word "nigger" to describe blacks, but "negro" is perfectly fine.
If only people would stop acting so sensitive over such things just because it is a "sensitive" issue. It is thoroughly silly to scold ur schoolmate for:
1) A term she used which has no special meaning.
2) A term she used which has no special meaning, which the imagined insulted person did not hear at all.
3) A term she used which has no special meaning, no harm done, and nothing to do with you at all.
The word "negro" by itself done not contain any connotations in it except for the fact that it is discribing a certain race. If anyone feels that it means something rude, well, it is the person's own perception of the word, and thus, it is only the person who is being racist, not me.
So anyway, I confronted the Nosy Neo today after school to ask her if she was writing about me. She replied that she wasn't talking about me, but when I asked her who was she talking about, she clammed up and could not answer.
Furthermore, there was indeed a person leaving a comment to tell me what a bitch I am, blah blah, and ended the sentence with "I'll see you in school tml!". Must have been Nosy Neo I guess.
June and 3 other coursemates agreed that she sounded totally phoney when she denied that she was writing about me.
As if the whole article wasn't already written in a vindictive tone, Nosy Neo had to complete it with the above picture's words. (Think she has something against bloggers).
1) What the fuck is a bear world?
2) As I have mentioned before, naturally I have a life, coz MY BLOG IS ABOUT MY LIFE, and if I dun have a life, how am I gonna write the blog?
3) Just because I only live it once is not any reason for me not to waste it. I waste it in anyway I want, and it is none of your business, Nosy Neo!
Well, I'm quite pissed with Nosy Neo. Firstly, she came to spam my comments board with childish comments. Then she has a problem with my opinions, which does not concern her in the least bit. 3rdly, she is just plain disgusting when she told the big lie about the article being about another person. How cowardy.
It seems that Nosy Neo herself is not so popular! A few of her classmates I interviewed said she is v much disliked, and some mentioned that she has a problem with everybody.
Yup, I certainly agree with that.
Perhaps, Miss Nosy Neo as you read this, you would like to consider how interesting your life is before teaching others how to live theirs? Also, just because some people blog, it doesnt mean that they do not have a life. Blogging may take up some of my time, but no, I do not sprint home everyday just to blog. You are heavily deluded.
Clara's bf, Ivan, said that Nosy Neo is angry with me coz I am taller than her. I told Ivan patiently that almost everyone is taller than Nosy Neo. In fact, I think she is the shortest in our course. Ivan said that Neo is angry because if I had been a wee bit shorter, Neo would not have to be the shortest in the course.
Makes perfect sense to me! Perhaps thats what Miss Neo is so pissed about (since I have never spoke a word to her) to make her hate my blog so much.
While Ivan was laughing his head off I noticed something.
Ivan has HAIR ON HIS EARS!! To my surprise, the hair actually is grained upwards instead of downwards, which is what I expected.
He is not the only weirdo among my coursemates.
Idris' skin is highly stretchable! Thats Shuyin's fingers of course. The first picture a little disturbing ah... Sorry, I couldnt resist posting up the nipple pulling.
Today I was waiting in chamelon (accessories shop) with June while she chose rings to buy. Getting a little impatient, I started to bring all the red scrunchies in the shop to show her coz I told her she must buy one to match our Mitsubishi red uniform.
This is June's favourite red scrunchie, the furry one at the left:
June loves furry red scrunchies!!! Buy her one today! I accept PayPal!
-Nosy Neo the Nincompoo narrates numbskull nasty narrations-
I wanna blog about quite some stuff but no time; I go to go sleep soon, recently I'm very very deprived of it...
So I shall just write about what happened recently... As briefly as possible!
I hate squat toilets. ( I know this sentence does not link with the previous paragraph but what the.) The toilet at my house is a squat one, and I hated it so much that I forced my mum to install a fake toilet bowl over it, despite her mumbled grumbles about how when she was my age she was not so fussy.
There are many reasons why seat toilets rule.
1) Because your nose is further away from the shit.
2) Because urine will no longer spray on the floor and have you step on it unwittingly. Sure, males still spray urine on the seat, but since females wun, it is 50% less.
3) Because you can now sit on it to read while shitting, which is, I personally think, one of the biggest enjoyments in life.
4) Because sitting will relax your muscles while squatting makes you cramp up.
5) Because no longer will you wet your pants legs as seat toilets are usually drier.
6) Your hp is less likely to drop into the toilet if you keep it in ur back pocket.
7) Since your butt covers the hole in the toilet bowl, it would not be that smelly.
8) Because I say so.
Anyway, the fake toilet bowl I have at home predictably, feels fake. Unlike the strong ceremic feel most toilet bowls give, my toilet bowl can actually move around and it feels rather weird.
Thats why I like to use all the seat toilets I want outside of home.
Today at school, I entered the toilet with a slight stomachache. Plenty of time before next class, I thought.. Just nice for a good long shit.
But the problem is, the whole toilet has 3 squat toilets and only 1 seat toilet.
So I waited. And waited. After a good 25 minutes of my life wasted, I was beginning to feel pissed. I looked under the toilet door half expecting to find a couple shagging inside or something. Nope.. It was just a pair of normal shoes.
At the precise moment I decided I shall shout at her, she opened the door and came out. I scowled at her but she did not notice.
I finally got to sit on my toilet bowl!!! And being the typical Singaporean, I thought to myself: Well! I bloody waited for so long to use this toilet! I shall use it as long as I want too, to make the next person wait!
So I whistled and settle myself down with my palmtop and reread Goblet of Fire.
Just as Harry Potter got entered into the Triwizard Competition and things got exciting, an auntie knocked on my world rudely, bringing me back to the rather smelly muggle world I am in.
"Girl!", she shrilled, "Inside got toilet paper?"
"No.", I answered sullenly, ruffled that I got interrupted by such a silly question.
A few seconds later when Vikter Krum was scowling at Harry, the auntie asked me what I am doing inside, taking so long.
Now, thats the point of my whole toilet story. I THINK THAT PEOPLE SHLD NOT ASK WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING INSIDE TOILETS AS IT IS A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION.
I did not feel like I was obligned to answer such an embarrassing question at all, and contemplated a little about telling her it is none of her business what people do inside toilets. I thought the better of it and factually told her "Shitting.", since she did ask in a polite voice afterall.
Shitting is fine. But what if I had been changing my menstrual pad? What if I was plucking my armpit hair? Should I have told her the truth?
Of course not. But yet, people dun see the point and they still keeping asking that question to people using the toilet. IT IS ULTIMATELY RUDE! Well, cubicle doors are there for a REASON.
The next time someone asks me what I am doing in a toilet, I would reply, "I am testing to see if I stayed here long enough you would ask me such a rude question."
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Today June and I went to collect our uniforms and phones for our new job promoting Mitsubishi hps...
Red adidas dress.
I can't believe I am supposed to wear sport shoes with them! It must have been years since I last wore flat shoes. The embarrassment of height is the sole (weak pun!) reason why I am not gonna say which Hello! shop I will be attached to.
Ah well... At least I got a free colour phone to use!
Yeah okie the wallpaper was just a test, dun gimme the revolted look.
It is not nice nia.. Looks like a peanut. I dun think I am supposed to show this to anyone (all 400 of you) since it is not officially launched yet but hack it lar...
So yeah, good night peeps! I will blog more after thursday, because I have to hand in a project but the said day and I will be so ultra busy.
Quite often I get comments like this:
Xiaxue you think you are very pretty meh? Please lar, look at urself in the mirror! What do you see? A PIG! Imagine a world without Revlon, without L`oreal! You will look like shit and you know it! Your pretty face currently is just a facade!
Well, to this I really got to argue it out.
To everyone with this view:
See, I dun deny that I was born ugly.
You dun usually discriminate ugly people because they are ugly, right? You dun look at someone on the streets, and say "FUCK IT! She is freaking ugly! Thats a crime!"
Coz it is plain unfair that you do that. Well, I am relatively ugly without make-up, I admit it.
Then we come to the make-up part.
Please understand. What if you are born ugly, BUT, you are blessed with a skill? A skill so valuable... And together with the skill are tools that are economically priced. With the two, you can make yourself look better in a jiffy. With the two, you can feel more confident of yourself, and make others view you in a better light as well. Miraculously, you can have the opposite sex's attention, without even doing plastic surgery on urself.
You are telling me you wun do it? I dun think so.
Most girls do not put make-up because they find it a hassle. Not only that, they do not have (or have not mastered) the skill to apply make-up properly, such that the end result is a much more beautiful self.
Well, I dun see what is wrong with being pretty only with make up? It is phoney, you exclaim. WRONG. Because you can SEE that I am having make-up on. Who am I cheating?
So according to the stupid logic about "being natural is being beautiful", should I keep my ugly face (when I have the absolute power to make it much better) and just be ugly, not doing anything about it?
Having a choice between being all natural but ugly, and made-up but beautiful, I choose the latter. There is nothing wrong with my decision at all. If you are feeling pissed that some people did not manage to see through the make-up and decided that I am a natural beauty, well, its their stupidity and there is nothing you can do about it.
I'm sure you urself have cheated people about ur looks in some way. Rebonding? Tooth whitening toothpaste? All these products make your looks phoney. You are actually much uglier, right?
I really feel like slapping guys when they say they prefer girls without make-up. IT IS A FREAKING STUPID THING TO SAY.
When is a woman most beautiful? On her wedding day my dears, and it is ALWAYS with make up.
You want your bride without make-up? Fine, let her strut around with that big pimple on her chin. Let other people see your wife looking tired and pale from all the preparations! No make-up! No phoney-ness! All natural!
Here we are, the gals, making an effort to make ourselves look prettier so that you men can bask in glory as you walk around with us holding your arm. And you men are complaining that we put too much make up. You all have the nerve to complain that we shld look beautiful without make-up, and not only look pretty when we have it on. So how if we just cannot manage to look good without make-up? Break with us lor, go find someone who looks good without make-up.
Bet she is with someone else who looks good without hair gel or whatever products you men use to beautify yourself. And he is, unfortunately for you, likely to have a dick size of 8 inches.
I understand, of coz, the dilemma of men. Some women just CMI with make up, coz they apply it wrongly. Perhaps too much, or perhaps it makes them look like they are going for a wayang show. In these situations, the men can complain about make-up, of course. I am not that unreasonable.
I just cannot stand the stupid comment about "natural is beauty". To stand true to your theory, do not brush your teeth from now on. Do not shave, or colour your hair. Do not even delibrately train your muscles. For girls, do not pluck your eyebrows or armpit hair. There you go, all natural, like you just stepped outta blue lagoon. It is my guess, however, that you wun look the least bit like Blooke Shields.
All natural? I wonder if we would still like our celebrities if they looked like this:
Ha!
Well, came as a horrible shock right? Our own Wong lilin... One day, I was in irc chatting with some male friends. I happened to ask them which Singaporean actress is prettiest, and a lot said Wong Lilin. I went to Yahoo to search for her pic, and a stupid fan or hers (I suppose he is deluded) captioned the photos I found as "Very very pretty!".
What can I say? Different people have different tastes. Plastic surgery on the eyelids anyway, in case you men didnt notice.
Alright I am not a celebrity but still...
In conclusion, I am not pretty naturally without make-up. The latter has aided me in my looks. So? I dun deny it, and I am not cheating anyone. And so what if I am ugly??
Theres nothing wrong with being ugly at all, so scold me all you want. You just sound superficial and idiotic.
(In case you are thinking: If you said there is nothing wrong with being ugly, then why are you bothering to put on make-up to look better? Well, my answer is that I feel more confident about myself when I look better, and things go smoother. There is no fault to being ugly, but it is undeniable that there are advantages to being good-looking, which is why everyone is trying to look better, except Tibetian monks.)
-It is not a crime to prance around pretty with make up. It is a crime to let urself remain ugly when u can make yourself look better.-
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Speaking of the type of guys who say "Natural is beautiful", we have come to a similar type of guys. Yes, it is the type that says "Simplicity is beauty".
In my opinion, both speakers deserve a good tight slap.
See, I once heard a guy friend of mine tell me: "The kinda girl I like right, is pretty, and look sweet. She must look like she is stupid stupid like that, but actually she is very smart."
I almost exploded. I screamed: WHY MUST SHE LOOK STUPID? WHY CANNOT LOOK CLEVER?
He was dumbfounded.
Men! Seriously. I have no idea why why why on earth they want their gfs to look dumb. There is only one reason of course, which is to feed their own bloody ego. They are scared that the gf looks superior standing next to them. Well, if they cannot accept the fact that their gf has something close to a brain and look like they can recite the alphabet, they can jolly well date a date (the red kind we boil soup with).
It is a fact. Females are equal to males brains-wise, and instead of being ashamed of a gf smarter than they are, guys should learn to feel proud that such smart girls chose to be with them. What century liao, for goodness sake.
Which is, I guess, why shu nus are so damn popular. Because they are dumb.
Someone told me that he thinks that he wouldn't mind having Mo Jing Jing as a gf. For those of you who dun watch Holland Village on Channel 8, Mo Jingjing is a semi retarded girl.
I almost died. She speaks 3 words a minute. The said fren claimed that she is good what, very pure and innocent, unlike many girls in our society now, so slutty and bitchy. (Somehow I suspect this is how paedophiles think too.) The above sentence makes sense as well... But should be girls succumb to these guys expectations and from now on be quiet and unopinionated too?
No.
I won't change myself just to fit these selfish guys. They can jolly well date semi-retards and have the time of their lifes talking about nothing deeper than the weather to these females. I dun mind. I will wait for a truely intelligent guy who can appreciate females with some opinions of their own, and is not threatened by my achievements, but supportive.
There was this other time another guy friend shrieked when he saw Jaime Teo on TV.
He practically worshipped the telly for having flashed her face for 2 seconds.
I frowned, told myself to calm down, and said quietly, "She pretty meh?"
He said, still dreamy-eyed, "Yes, very very pretty. The best of Mediacorp so far."
I was stunned. I couldn't help myself as indignant words came out of my mouth.
"SIAO! She look so normal! So common! NUS girl face, go to NUS can find a few hundred like her face liao, whats so special? Normal eyes, normal nose, normal lips... Nothing what! She look so common and simple!"
He stared at me (giving me the exsperated face so many guys like to give me when I insult Jolin/Wong lilin/etc), and asked slowly,
"Thats where you are wrong, yanyan. The beauty of her, lies in her simplicity."
"Oh really?", I told him.
"Go date an amoeba then. Can't get simplier than that."
-We girls solemnly swear to get rid of stupid MCPs one fine day.- Read The Full Article
