Do some math.
20 people wants Xiaxue to close down her site.
80 people want her to please go on (within just 10 hours). Hundreds more have not got the news yet.
The answer is obvious.
After reading 80 plus encouraging emails, and reading another thread in the stupid hardware forum place, I'm slapping myself for not realising I really shouldn't give a shit about the retards.
Spare the mushiness, you say. So just one sentence. Thank you so much, readers, really. And for one more thing: I realised people who appreciate my kind of humour, are those who are smart. And I am not saying this to boot-lick anyone.
From all the emails, I gather that my readers are all capable of writing well themselves, and this by itself at least proves that they received good education. In conclusion, people who dislike AND FLAME me so much, are either stupid or really narrow-minded people.
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DUMB PEOPLE. (not me, do you?)
Of course, the smart (aka myself + readers) shouldn't be bothered arguing with the stupid. Its really no point, isn't it?
Somehow, after I saw through all the insults and stuff, I begin to find it really funny.
Heres one real life example from the retards:
EG:
Ewiser (Responding to the retards): "You guys are really fcuking too much."
I think the "fcuking" is an adjective and not a verb.
Ok the above statement is irrelevant but I just thought it is cute how it has the double meaning. Here's the real thing:
huh?: "Do you guys know what does BLOG means? C'mon, she dare to voice her opinions and thoughts about her life. If you don't like it, don't read it.
It's better then young boys who hide behind their nicks and flame folks.
One who dares to do things against convention is better then those many who will only criticise behind the anonymity of a nick but tremble and pee in their pants when they get challenged in real life."
Vinn: "i going to pee liao."
Retard2 (nick is too long, predictably some car's model): "Then u gonna drink it?"
Vinn: "Ok I am back. Washed hands too."
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There you go! A perfect example! LOL... An intelligent being arguing with a retard. He can never win because the retard can't understand reason and logic. No point arguing. I say, just go kick him in the balls. Just in case he has the misfortune of having kids in the future who inherited stupid genes (stupid is a noun not an adjective).
Haha the dumbass forum bengs are so stupid that they thought that the wehatexiaxue.blogspot.com site is someone hating me and they are actually celebrating it, not knowing that it was yours truly who set it up. LOL. PEA BRAIN PEA BRAIN!
Alright enough about spammers.
Lets go on to supporters!
I am so touched
I am. Really. If you are one of those 80 people who emailed me, you are part of the reason why I shall fight till the end and continue to whine and don't give a shit about the spammers.
I am removing the comments links though. Its inevitable. But I would really love to hear comments so feel free to email me. =D
Christmas photos!!! I know its a tad late, people!
Work for Tiger on 23th. Girl beside me is called Cindy. If you know her, please do not tell her I posted her photos. If you really wanna do it, then tell her to save the photo from my site then, coz I am lazy to send it to her.
One of the guys there, called Derrick. No, thats not a halo on his hair. My camera seems to capture a lot of orbs. Orbs are supposed to be ghosts. Ok I'll stop it, girls.
Me, Potty Peiying, Ghim the Giam and Wong the Lawyer went to Coffee Club Express for some drinks. Its really nice and comfortable... Big plush cushions everywhere. However, Ghim's drink tastes like... Oh forget it. Nothing can taste that awful. Its tirumisu heaven or something.
With a sudden urge for some adventure, we set off for a railway bridge at Sunset Way, which Wong brought us to doing secondary school days. However, as a very unpleasant surprise who discovered that plants have grown to overpoplulate the path that we are supposed to walk.
EeKean looks very happy though. I wonder why she is happy. She should be jealous coz I gave Peiying a wonderful christmas present, which is the lime-green vibrator Peiying has stuffed into her pocket. It looks, smells, and works like a candle, but it is actually a vibrator. Isn't it wonderful?
Actually its a candle.
Oh yes we countdown on our way there. Dammit.
See what we found in the secluded park!
Wonder why the hand is grabbing the bird that way? Wonder why the bird looks like it is in esctasy?
It could only mean one thing, conveyed in a very subtle way:
"No masterbating in park."
I went home a happy girl and someone furry and warm greeted me by sitting right outside my elevator's doors.
I took it home as a christmas present to myself but my dad took it by the neck and promptly brought it downstairs again. Damn!
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Today is SLUTTY SHENGRONG's BDAE!!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you slut!
Happy birthday to you!
No point being mushy to Shengrong. You know we all love you, don't you? And we don't even love you because you are bloody loaded and would possible be the capital sponsor to our businesses in future. We love you because you have a big house, and Auntie Betty comes in a package with you.
Good nights all of you! I'm sorry if I shocked some people. Its all true. The site is back, bigger and better.
=D
And a happy happy new year if I have no time to blog tomorrow~!
Wah I really cannot stand stupid people. Someone posted my links on some dumbass forum, and like a million chao ah bengs started to critisize what a fucked up bitch I am, etc etc.
I was vaguely amused by the very heated response I could get, plus the fact that they were actually bo liao enough to copy and post my photos etc. Even those in friendster. Go ahead, dudes. I have nothing to hide. On the other hand, pictures are protected by copyrights, so take it off (just because I don't like my rights being violated), or trust me, I have the money to sue your asses off.
Some people are REALLY dumb huh?
For example, they said that I critisized pregnant ladies in my previous (+3) post.
-_-|| Hello, before you used your pea sized brain to critisize, please read carefully first. The only person I rambled about was the lady with a kid of age 5, and I did not say I would not give the seat to her, I only said that she should be grateful instead of being so demanding.
For another example, they said that I complain about everything. "Insurance agent also wanna complain."
Why indeed?
1) Why can't I complain? Isn't this my PERSONAL website? I do what I like here. No one is forcing you to read it. Don't like the fact that I complain? Then go fuck S.H.E in your dreams and stop coming here. People say I only know how to use this argument, but they don't realise this argument beats them face down. It IS valid.
2) They are not in my shoes. If they get harassed like that every single day too, they will get as pissed.
For another example:
"So many F words. What is she trying to prove?"
Nothing. Because I just write whatever I want. I account to no one and I don't need to. Not happy, sue blogger for giving me this free space. And fucking is a pretty good adjective (not verb). But nah. The bengs don't know the difference bet. verbs and nouns of course.
But why am I wasting my time arguing? its ok of course. No matter now much you explain that the Earth is round, dumb people still believe its square. There is no need to waste time and effort explaining anything. If they wanna think I am a fucked up bitch for gangbanging, go ahead. Guess who will be parking my car in future?
-Like I care about a stupid bunch of guys who likes S.H.E/Ayumi/BOA. God save me.-
I feel too lazy to write, so I shall compensate you guys with some additional reads if you want.
If you are an ardent reader like Jo or June its no new thing. Its written very long ago when I first had spammers... Ah... Those were the days.
Its my very own spoof site!
I would suggest you read archives first if you have not, else you wouldn't understand the jokes there... Also, remember to read from the bottom up. Yes, its all written by me, except the last two posts, which were written by Jo.
I welcome everyone to join in the fun! Just gimme your email address and I will add you. Then you will be able to post stuff there too.
There you go.
Its a long forgotten site of mine. Enjoy. =D
Everyone is expecting a happy X'mas post but I am sorry to disappoint. Coz I am so FUCKING pissed, I absolutely need to bitch!
Okie, lets talk about him. (Edited: Friendster links have been removed because I am feeling kind. But you can still search if you want. *wink*)
Alright, Vincent (or Guangliang for that matter) is a guy I knew from PLAB when I was working for Tiger. He is actually cuter in real life.
So, Mr Guangliang stopped me while I was pouring beer, and invited me to be his date for his unit's anniversary dinner. I love dinners coz I love food and I love dressing up, plus he is quite cute, so I said yes.
Later on, I realized that I got work for Tiger on the 30th, which is coincidentally the date for the dinner. Feeling rather reluctant to cancel on an easy 60 bucks, I asked Vincent whether he is very sure that he would really go on the thing with me. He said reassuringly that he would. All his friends are either attached or busy, he claimed.
I went on with him out for dinner, and on my way, I saw Shuyin's friend Wanyi, whom I know as well... Stopping to chat, Vincent asked me to ask her whether she is free to go on that day too, coz his platoonmates need dates as well. I asked Wanyi, and she said it should be ok with her.
Great, I thought. But too good to be true. I told Vincent I somehow have an ominous foreboding that somehow I will not get to go for the anniversary dinner. He asked me not to worry. I said I better not, coz afterall I cancelled my work!
Today, he fucking msged me:
"Wendy, do you mind if I ask someone else to go to my unit's anniversary dinner with me?"
"Yes. Coz I cancelled on my work and plus I already confirmed with you twice and you said you were very sure. And now I would have to cancel on Wanyi as well."
No reply.
"Guess what? Fuck you. I am not interested to go to your fucking anniversary dinner. You can jolly well go with your new date. I hope that she cancels on you last minute so that you have no date to go with you. I hope that your date stains her white dress. I hope you fall flat on your face on the stage." (he is the emcee.)
"I'm really really really sorry. I hope I can make it up to you one day..."
"Yeah if you are really sorry don't go with her la! Make it up to me? Let me see... How about you stab yourself on the balls a million times? That will make me really happy."
"Wendy please don't be so angry."
"Let me consider... hmmm.... How about... NO."
"Hai... I will talk to you again when you simmer down."
"How about NOT?"
No reply.
"Next time, before you ask someone out, use your brain to THINK. But its too late now. I have cursed that you will never secure another date in your life."
No reply.
At time point of time, I was walking towards Jurong East MRT. I was already boiling mad as it is, coz I fucking keep meeting fucked up guys like Vincent, and I was just wishing that every male in Singapore accidentally (or delibrately) gets their penis chopped off, when I met who I meet every fucking single day.
Surveyors. Insurance agents. Credit card people. Every fucking single day. I cannot get pass to Jurong East MRT without being harassed by them every fucking single day. Can you imagine that?! When you are cursing colon cancer on every man in Singapore and then such a sweet sweet thought gets interrupted by a fucking insurance agent.
"Hello miss. Would you like to do a short three minute survey?"
"NO, NO NO! How many times must I tell you all NO! Can't I walk to the MRT in peace? Huh? For goodness sake ask all your colleagues to PLEASE recognise me and don't even TRY their luck. I am not interested in a credit card coz I am not 21 yet. And my mum is not interested too. And I don't wanna win another fucking contest where you let me win some "rare" prize and I must, to redeem my prizes, attend a fucking exhibition. I don't wanna hear your whiny voice calling me when I am working, to waste my time listening to you, and hear the disappointment in your voice when you hear I am not 21. I am not obligated to be 21 for your fucking sales and I don't give a shit whether you are earning enough commission coz you shouldn't be working such a fucked up job anyway."
Actually I didn't say that. I just said the first sentence. But I promise I will say that big chunk the next time I get asked to do a fucking short 3 min survey. Yes, I will do your survey! Sure, waste my time! Cheat my money! I will do it... But there is a catch. Why don't you go fuck a llama first? Then I will do your survey.
Dammit. I don't mind doing a real survey if there was one. I love doing surveys. But hello? I have been living at Jurong all my life. They think they can cheat me? Survey indeed. Survey leads to sales. DUH.
The worst is this really short "shopping" survey. Its only 5 questions or something, and it is an ill-concealed attempt at getting new databases. The totally useless survey (I'm sure you have done one before) asks about your favourite shopping centre, and suddenly 2 days later, you have won a competition.
WOW! Really? I AM a lucky draw winner?!! A swatch watch totally free? And then you know something is wrong when they ask you to come down to collect the prize. You must attend some MLM talk. KNN. Can somebody who most unfortunately went to one of the talks tell me what its about? Do you really get the prizes?
As if I have not met enough fucked up people for the day.
I worked at Marche today with this girl called Xiaowei (Don't even start on the song. Please.). Xiaowei was pleasant enough, and very chatty.
We had a break and were allowed to eat, so I ordered some Rosti, which costs $4.50, but we were given a 10% discount.
She said she would not like to eat coz she is full.
So I ordered my food, and sat down with her to eat. Out of pure politeness, I asked her whether she would like to TRY some.
She started on the Rosti with relish, and I am very very sure she ate the same amount as I did.
At the end of the day, we were queuing up to pay for the food (I ordered mushroom soup as well, which she did not touch), and she was performing the distracted look when I took out notes to pay.
I was already very very broke, and seeing that she did not make any action to pay, I asked, jokingly:
"Oei, not gonna pay for half the Rosti ah?"
"Huh? But I eat so little..."
FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING HELL.
Got such buay paiseh people or not ah! So fucking damn buay paiseh! Eat little my fucking foot. She eat EXACTLY HALF LOR! KNN! If she think she eat so little then pay 1 quarter la! People already ASKED, still don't wanna pay.
Its not that I am a miser. If she offered some money, then maybe I would say it is my treat. But I just don't like her buay paiseh attitude. URGHHHHHHHHHH!
Wah I cannot stand it. If I had not been so bloody shocked at her response, I would have scolded her on the spot. She needs to learn some manners. Ok maybe I am not exactly the best manners teacher, but I will definitely, in her shoes, offer to pay lor. Hello? I am not her mother lor, fucking hell, why should I spend my mum's hard-earned money on her fucking meal?!
I am very very very angry.
-Everybody is so fucked up.-
(Christmas blogging later, with pictures, when I feel better. Which feels like never. But at least I have chilli crab to eat.)
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Marry X`mas everyone~!! I hope everybody is happy happy happy today!
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Today while on the MRT I was happily playing Bejeweled! on my clie (highest score is 699,900 currently) again and then the elderly uncle beside me stood up to give a seat to a lady with a kid.
She said thank you VERY loudly, and proceeded to announced loudly to no one in particular (in Chinese): "YOUTHS NOWADAYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP SEATS." I blushed crimson.
Hello?! I didn't see her, but thats besides the point. It is true that we should give up seats to the more needy, but she should not take it for granted! We pay the exact same fares, WHY SHOULD I GIVE MY SEAT UP TO HER?
Oh yeah, you have a stupid baby with you. Well, guess what? No one on the MRT asked you to give birth to it. If you think it will be a burden to you while you take the MRT, don't give birth. And if it was an accident, you can jolly well leave the baby at home.
You have given birth and you MUST travel? Too bad your husband doesn't drive then. Maybe you shouldn't have married him, poor little thing, sometimes you have gotta stand on the MRT huh?
I am not saying I should not give up the seats. I would do that if I saw her. But its out of pure kindness that people give up seats to her, and she should not speak as if everyone OWED her a seat. The MRT is shared among everyone who paid, and seriously speaking, too bad that she did not manage to grab a seat. Complain to LTA lor.
As if this is not enough. I commerced with playing Bejeweled again. My world consisted of little coloured jewels falling over each other again. Suddenly, her piercing voice was heard, this time in conversation with an old lady.
Old Lady: "No no, don't need to give up the seat to me... You have a kid..."
Bitch, very loudly: "Yeah lor TEENS NOWADAYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP SEATS ONE LOR..."
Old lady: "Haha its ok la..."
Bitch: "Are they blind or something?"
I had half a mind to smack her head with my DIO bag but thought she was cranky enough as she is.
I took a look at the old lady, and told myself that if she is not old enough there is no way I would stand up. I would tell the old lady that I wanted to give up the seat but because the bitch is so fucked up, I shall sit all the way to Boon Lay. Too bad she talked to the fucked up bitch.
Alas. The old lady is really old. Plus I understand its the bitch's fault and none of hers. So I stood up (to my utmost displeasure) and with the best imitation of a smile gave the seat to her.
That kept the bitch quiet.
But up till now I am still boiling. I don't want her to think she has taught me a moral lesson and made me a better person. It is totally none of her credit. I would have given up the seat without her telling, provided I die in my game, which I usually don't.
I am not finished yet.
Fucking hell why should we give up seats to people with kids who are like 6 or 7? We give up the seat, and the mother sits down, and guess what? The stupid sweaty kid will run around the mrt squealing like a stuck pig, and spinning around the mrt poles, and making a hell lot of noise. If we don't give the mother the seat, she can at least catch them and give the stinky kids a good spanking. Thats what they deserve. Not my nice seat.
Today on my way to Somerset I also saw this uncle dressed really shabbily and holding a broomstick. The flourescent green and red kind. I think he just happened to buy it today.
So anyway, I didn't see what happened at first, but when I arrived I saw that the uncle was shouting at the top of his voice at someone who offended him, who was not in sight.
This is what he said, "Chao Cheebye! Zhen de shi mei you jiao yu ah ni! Nabeh chao cheebye!"
Which translates to: "*cuss* You really have no education at all. *cuss*"
LOL... It is so ironic, I had to snifle a laugh everytime he repeated that. Eventually I died of choking, coz he repeated himself 1,283 times.
I am dead now, so I shall get Blondy the Bimbo to take over my blog from now on. Please give her a chance and continue to support her.
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Yes every1, i m like sooooooo exCitEd c0z it is like. mi first time bloggiNG! AnD f0r so successful site too. 1stly, i would likE t0 say mi name is Bl0ndy. I d0n't tink i m pretty but *giggles* i am working 0n it. bUt thIs is lIke s000OOooo00o cool!
Everyone tinks i sh0uld get bigger b00bs? i tink so. Pe0ple tend to judge mi by mi Hair nowadays. itZ like SOoo00oo! irritating! I wish they would judge mI by something more deep. Like mi b00bies' cleavage. It is deeP! *giggle* Although mi hair is n0t bad t00, juz curlEd it yesterDay! I l0ve it!
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Sorry everyone I am alive again and I killed Blondy coz I cannot stand her.
Please don't tell the police I killed Blondy.
Oh yes you people like to say I am a fucking ah lian/bimbo. I used to say "You think I am a bimbo, you haven't seen Blondy yet."
But now you have seen her. But oh no! Like how! She is like dead. And I am like the most bimbo now!
Never mind. Being the bimbo I am, I would take it as a compliment everytime someone says I am a bimbo. As I mentioned before, to be a bimbo you must fulfil 3 criteria.
1) Pretty
2) Big boobs
3) Stupid
So am I still a bimbo? Or do I just have big boobs? (what boobs? lol)
For those of you who are wondering why the last post is gone, it is because the mentioned person might see it. I gave him my email. Sheesh.
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