Blogger is down again, perhaps because of some new changes they are making to the site.
No mood to blog, although I got plenty of stuff to rant about, because tomorrow is the start of school again and I have to wake up at like what? NINE am??! Thats like in the MORNING! Its UNEARTHLY! Its INHUMANE! Its the WEE hours of the nice 24 hours we have! Who in the right frame of mind would wake up in time to see morning glories bloom? Its mad. 4 am is the correct time to sleep, and 2 pm is the correct time to wake up.
Then u slack around in bed till 3pm, then you rub off all the whatever stuff is on your eyes, then you turn on the computer with your toes.
You check your mail, insult some bengs on IRC, then go bathe (and brush your teeth if you feel like it) and hurray! Its evening time so you can go out without that sun blazing on you. With a sudden flutter you realised you missed lunch! Less calories! Yaaay! Dinner with friends, then MAHJONG till morning!
Thats life man.... But its ending soon.
I am so sad, I shall pluck my leg hair.
I miss Shuyin (I just saw her yesterday, but never mind that.) though. And I miss June (I've been seeing her too). And Clara. Idris. Veggie. And everyone else. And Foodcourt 6's chicken rice.
Last six months of school. And then what do I do with my life?
I think I shall buy and sell Mighty Beanz on eBay.
You go like, "What the?!"
Ok, I have always been a anti-gambling kinda person. Lottery is stupid. If lottery lets everyone earn money, then who is paying the organisers? City Harvest? Nah, don't think so. You pay a little to buy a chance, but in the long run, you lose, cause you spend so much money on buying chances, that even when you win, you can't cover your expenditures.
My point is that I am about to contridict myself.
I am addicted with Mighty Beanz.
For the umpteen times I worked at 7/11 selling Cult, I see silly kids running about begging their mums to buy a bean for them.
What the hell, I thought. I took a look. That thing costs $3.90 per packet, with only 2 beanz in each!!
Welcome to the cheating world of sales, people.
For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what is a Mighty Beanz, it is a toy manufactured by some company in Australia.
I thought they should have a Herpes Bean (1 in 6 Aussies got Herpes) but thats not the point.
So this bean thing, is a bean-like object and you cannot eat nor grow. Its a plastic toy with prints on it, and it can roll around.
Yes. Thats all. There are also many designs to choose from, and there are points allocated for each bean so that some are more powerful (and rarer, may I add) than the rest.
The beans are sold in packets of 2s and 4s, and it is sealed with an opaque cover so you would never know what bean you will be getting. I took a look at all the beans, and decided I want the 
BABY SEAL BEAN.
I don't know how syrup sudden replaced my brain juices, but I bought a packet, opened it up, and I realised I got a sucky Study Bean and another sucky Koala Bean.
Suddenly, having the Baby Seal Bean is the greatest wish in my life. I have absolutely no use for it, but I just desperately need it. I want a freaking Baby Seal BEAN!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!! (hint: I would pay for it.)
So guess what? I bought another two packets.
Now I have spent $11.70 on 6 useless beans which are all ugly (Miss Battleax bean(TWO OF THEM! *TOOT!*), Frankenstein bean and werewolf bean. KNN)
Can somebody slap me please. Can someone whack me with a pink bunny slipper and stuff the two Battleax beans into my nostrils. I need to wake up. I need to stop acting like Santa Claus and giving away my hard-earned money to Mighty Moose (the company) as if dozen of kids aren't already doing that.
But I am so addicted! I got the perfect solution. I shall... I shall buy another Mighty Beanz packet, and wrap it up nicely, and give it to June for a belated Christmas present. I shall force her to open it in front of me, and then no doubt she will get sucky beans and I will not have to keep it and feel pissed whenever I see the sucky beans.
If its nice beans June can sell it on eBay and she will be happy. If she gets a Baby Seal Bean... Nah. She wouldn't. Wahahahaha! Tell you guys tomorrow when she opens it.
Oh shit did I say I will not blog tonight?
Don't believe my bullshit in future.
I got some other miscellaneous stuff to talk about.
1) BLOGDERS
Blog readers = Blogders. So from now on, all of you shall be called my Blogders! Even if you are a Blogger yourself, you can still be a Blogder.
2) Woman: (Cutting some veggies)
Ju-on: (Hiding under table. Touches woman's calf)
Woman: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *scream scream* ARGGGGHH!!! (Runs away)
Ju-on: "I wonder why everyone is so scared of me ever since I fell face down into that big plate of powder."
3) Seemingly after the Asia Blog Awards, I have earned some international readers. Its awful to go into a site and go like "WTF is KNN?"
In fact, I got a Blogder who emailed me telling me that he was reading up my archives when he realised he doesn't know whats a hp strap. He googled for "hp strap" and it returned my page to him. So he clicked on my page, and then realises that it doesn't explain whats a hp strap, and he googles for it and find my page again.
He killed himself in frustration.
I don't like tragedies happening, so I shall do up a Singlish dictionary for all Blogders. Singlish is Singaporean slang for English.
Patience, people. Soon you shall know what is KNN.
4) If you think your day sucks, think again. At least YOU didn't get a repeat Bean.
5) Somebody emailed me asking me if I could sell my underwear to him. He apparently didn't read the entry where I mentioned something about selling massive (used) underwear in yahoo auctions.
The problem with doing that is that I can only wear one underwear a day, any more and my mum will think I am mad.
To solve the problem, I shall make my dog wear my underwear.
It will be well-worn by the time I sell it.
Wankers, are you sure you really wanna put your face in there?
Anyway, in case anyone really wants to buy my underwear (don't worry my dog is given away to my mum's friend coz my maid is gone and no one is taking care of him), it is $500 per piece. I will even sign my name on it if you like.
6) I wanna start a business by selling self-portraits, oil on canvas. I will paint one soon to show you guys. The self portraits will be random pictures that I have posted on my website before. Each picture will be only painted ONCE and it will be exclusive and limited to only 1 in the whole wide world.
Paintings will be coded with serial numbers and will come with a receipt to prove authencity.
Starting bids at $100 per piece.
If this site really gets more famous in future, you will get comments like,
"Wow dude, you have got a Xiaxue at home! (Say "Xiaxue" in the same breath as "Rolex") How much did you buy it for?"
"$100 only!"
"What! You are one of those lucky firstcomers! What year is it painted in?!"
"2004 jan"
"OMG she was only 19! Now she's like 25 already! Why don't you sell this? With Xiao Feng in the picture too! Damn cool. Xiao Feng is like so pretty!"
"If I sell this, what will cover the hole in the wall?"
"Quite correct."
Tell me if you would buy it if my artwork is good.
On December 29, 2003, Cheng Yanyan wrote:
RE: Violation of Copyrights and Libel
Hi,
I am referring to a thread in delphiforums:
http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/message.asp?
webtag=sammyboymod&msg=38907.1
This thread has violated my copyrights as certain parts of my writing
has been copied.
Also, there is an outright libel in the thread as posted by some of
the members.
Examples are:
"Just checked out her bloggie and I can confirmed she's a blarddy
bitch who's bitching around for attention."
"Airhead or not, she sounds pretty horny and seems to have big tits.
Is there a pic on her website?"
Some males also threatened to shove their genitals into my mouth.
All these threads makes delphiforums liable for both libel and
violation of copyrights, since it is the publishing party, whether it is
knowing or unknowing of all these happening.
I do not wish to involve a lawsuit in this.
I demand:
(a) An apology and clarification from Delphiforum for having ruined
my reputation;
(b) A severe warning to the offending members who posted so
insensitively;
(c) Removal of any posts which contains libel or violates my
copyrights.
Yours truly,
Wendy
The reply:
Wendy, we are sorry you had a bad experience on Delphi Forums. The
message you cite was deleted before we could see it, perhaps by the Forum
host.
If you give us a specific link to any remaining copyright violations
and show us what copyrighted material was copied, we will take care of
them. We can only take action if we know what they are. United States law
does not hold us liable for these violations as long as we take prompt
action when informed by the copyright holder of the specific
violations.
We closed several accounts and removed several messages posted in this
thread for obvious reasons.
Walt Howe
Delphi Forums Staff
On December 29, 2003, Cheng Yanyan wrote:
Thank you for your helpful reply, I somehow expected delphiforums to
side its members on this issue.
The first thread was a simple link to my site, and thus leading to
the rest of the discussion, in which the "she" and "her" are generally
referring to me.
Thus, the whole thread consists of a "personal attack" to me, which
is really unfair considering that its mainly untrue and malicious.
The reply:
The thread is gone, and the accounts of the worst posters are closed
and annotated with what they did.
Walt Howe
Delphi Forums Staff
*****
Closed their bloody accounts! =D
More? You bet.
*****
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 5:55 PM
To: forums@hardwarezone.com
Subject: Violation of copyrights and Libel
To Whom It May Concern,
I am mentioned in a thread in Eat-Drink-Man-Woman, called WAH THIS CHARBOR.
The thread consists of numerous pictures of myself, and I am sure you know that pictures have copyrights, and they belong to the subject in the picture, which is me.
I am writing this email with the purpose of avoiding a lawsuit, which could be avoided by both parties by some moderation of the forum threads.
If the pictures are not taken down, hardwareforums would be liable for violation of copyrights as it is the party which published the pictures without permission from its owner.
The whole thread also suggests of libel in its most serious form.
To succeed in an action of defamation (libel), the plaintiff must show that:
(a) There was a statement referring (whether indirectly or directly) to the plaintiff;
(b) Which was published by the defendent (both hardware forums and the members) to a third party;
(c) Which tends to lower the plaintiff in the estimation of right-thinking members of society generally or tends to cause him to be shunned or avoided.
All three criteria are fulfilled in this case and I will most definitely succeed in a case for libel.
On a further note,
The Defamation Act removes the requirement to prove special damages in a few types of slander inculding slander which:
(a) Imputes unchasity or adultery to any woman or girl;
(b) Is calculated to disparage the plaintiff in any office, profession, calling, trade or business held or carried on by him.
Criteria (a) is fulfilled as well.
As a third party publishing the offending statements and pictures, Hardware Forums will be held liable for the violation of copyrights and libel.
I demand:
(a) An apology from Hardwareforums in the forum thread itself for publishing such malicious contents despite knowing that it is against the law;
(b) And removal of all statements in the thread which is a violation of my rights and causes libel.
If the above two requests are fulfilled, there will be no law-suit involved.
Yours truly,
Wendy.
The reply:
Hi Wendy,
We've deleted the thread of concern.
We've issued an official warning statement to the starter of the thread.
However, do note that we do have under clause 11 of our Terms of Service (http://www.hardwarezone.com/corp/tos.shtml) that clearly states that we will not be held responsible for any offending content published by our community
Extract:
11. LIABILITY DISCLAIMER
(Blah blah)
We understand that this may have cause unnecessary inconvenience to you and we offer our sincere apologies.
We hope by removing the thread, we would be able to stop all disturbances to you as an individual.
Thank you for your kind understanding.
Regards,
Administrator @ www.hardwarezone.com
Hardware Zone Pte. Ltd.,
Blk 20, #09-04/05/10, Technopreneur Centre,
Ayer Rajah Crescent, Singapore 139964.
Tel: +65-6872-2725
Fax: +65-6872-2724
*****
Wahahahaha!
Idiotic ah bengs.
Someone said my photos do not have copyrights because I am not a celebrity, not the real sort anyway.
Firstly, what the *toot!* is a REAL celebrity??
And secondly, everyone has copyrights, celebrity or not. What an idiot.
-Special thanks to Miss Phillis Peter-
Gatsby! Gatsby!
If you're happy and you know u clap your hair
*smack smack*
If you're happy and you know u clap your hair
*smack smack*
If you're happy... and... you... know..it... and.. u...really want to showwwww
*smack smack*
Gatsby gatsby!
I am gonna start a mailing list, so people, please give me an email with your email and name, thank you!
And also, I hope readers will add me to their friendster list (using the xiaxue_blog email, not the xia_xue_snow one), coz if I have any news, or say, Blogger fucks up on me again or something, I can just leave you guys a msg there on the Bulletin board.
Please just add me using my email yeah? Don't ask me to add you coz I can't do that without your email anyway. And also, I have an internet account specially for net friends so use the correct mail!
If you are not on friendster yet, what are u waiting for?! Get your *toot!* there now! =D Coz everyone else is there already!
Love,
Wendy
My email is:....
Do some math.
20 people wants Xiaxue to close down her site.
80 people want her to please go on (within just 10 hours). Hundreds more have not got the news yet.
The answer is obvious.
After reading 80 plus encouraging emails, and reading another thread in the stupid hardware forum place, I'm slapping myself for not realising I really shouldn't give a shit about the retards.
Spare the mushiness, you say. So just one sentence. Thank you so much, readers, really. And for one more thing: I realised people who appreciate my kind of humour, are those who are smart. And I am not saying this to boot-lick anyone.
From all the emails, I gather that my readers are all capable of writing well themselves, and this by itself at least proves that they received good education. In conclusion, people who dislike AND FLAME me so much, are either stupid or really narrow-minded people.
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DUMB PEOPLE. (not me, do you?)
Of course, the smart (aka myself + readers) shouldn't be bothered arguing with the stupid. Its really no point, isn't it?
Somehow, after I saw through all the insults and stuff, I begin to find it really funny.
Heres one real life example from the retards:
EG:
Ewiser (Responding to the retards): "You guys are really fcuking too much."
I think the "fcuking" is an adjective and not a verb.
Ok the above statement is irrelevant but I just thought it is cute how it has the double meaning. Here's the real thing:
huh?: "Do you guys know what does BLOG means? C'mon, she dare to voice her opinions and thoughts about her life. If you don't like it, don't read it.
It's better then young boys who hide behind their nicks and flame folks.
One who dares to do things against convention is better then those many who will only criticise behind the anonymity of a nick but tremble and pee in their pants when they get challenged in real life."
Vinn: "i going to pee liao."
Retard2 (nick is too long, predictably some car's model): "Then u gonna drink it?"
Vinn: "Ok I am back. Washed hands too."
*****
There you go! A perfect example! LOL... An intelligent being arguing with a retard. He can never win because the retard can't understand reason and logic. No point arguing. I say, just go kick him in the balls. Just in case he has the misfortune of having kids in the future who inherited stupid genes (stupid is a noun not an adjective).
Haha the dumbass forum bengs are so stupid that they thought that the wehatexiaxue.blogspot.com site is someone hating me and they are actually celebrating it, not knowing that it was yours truly who set it up. LOL. PEA BRAIN PEA BRAIN!
Alright enough about spammers.
Lets go on to supporters!
I am so touched
I am. Really. If you are one of those 80 people who emailed me, you are part of the reason why I shall fight till the end and continue to whine and don't give a shit about the spammers.
I am removing the comments links though. Its inevitable. But I would really love to hear comments so feel free to email me. =D
Christmas photos!!! I know its a tad late, people!
Work for Tiger on 23th. Girl beside me is called Cindy. If you know her, please do not tell her I posted her photos. If you really wanna do it, then tell her to save the photo from my site then, coz I am lazy to send it to her.
One of the guys there, called Derrick. No, thats not a halo on his hair. My camera seems to capture a lot of orbs. Orbs are supposed to be ghosts. Ok I'll stop it, girls.
Me, Potty Peiying, Ghim the Giam and Wong the Lawyer went to Coffee Club Express for some drinks. Its really nice and comfortable... Big plush cushions everywhere. However, Ghim's drink tastes like... Oh forget it. Nothing can taste that awful. Its tirumisu heaven or something.
With a sudden urge for some adventure, we set off for a railway bridge at Sunset Way, which Wong brought us to doing secondary school days. However, as a very unpleasant surprise who discovered that plants have grown to overpoplulate the path that we are supposed to walk.
EeKean looks very happy though. I wonder why she is happy. She should be jealous coz I gave Peiying a wonderful christmas present, which is the lime-green vibrator Peiying has stuffed into her pocket. It looks, smells, and works like a candle, but it is actually a vibrator. Isn't it wonderful?
Actually its a candle.
Oh yes we countdown on our way there. Dammit.
See what we found in the secluded park!
Wonder why the hand is grabbing the bird that way? Wonder why the bird looks like it is in esctasy?
It could only mean one thing, conveyed in a very subtle way:
"No masterbating in park."
I went home a happy girl and someone furry and warm greeted me by sitting right outside my elevator's doors.
I took it home as a christmas present to myself but my dad took it by the neck and promptly brought it downstairs again. Damn!
*****
Today is SLUTTY SHENGRONG's BDAE!!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you slut!
Happy birthday to you!
No point being mushy to Shengrong. You know we all love you, don't you? And we don't even love you because you are bloody loaded and would possible be the capital sponsor to our businesses in future. We love you because you have a big house, and Auntie Betty comes in a package with you.
Good nights all of you! I'm sorry if I shocked some people. Its all true. The site is back, bigger and better.
=D
And a happy happy new year if I have no time to blog tomorrow~!
Wah I really cannot stand stupid people. Someone posted my links on some dumbass forum, and like a million chao ah bengs started to critisize what a fucked up bitch I am, etc etc.
I was vaguely amused by the very heated response I could get, plus the fact that they were actually bo liao enough to copy and post my photos etc. Even those in friendster. Go ahead, dudes. I have nothing to hide. On the other hand, pictures are protected by copyrights, so take it off (just because I don't like my rights being violated), or trust me, I have the money to sue your asses off.
Some people are REALLY dumb huh?
For example, they said that I critisized pregnant ladies in my previous (+3) post.
-_-|| Hello, before you used your pea sized brain to critisize, please read carefully first. The only person I rambled about was the lady with a kid of age 5, and I did not say I would not give the seat to her, I only said that she should be grateful instead of being so demanding.
For another example, they said that I complain about everything. "Insurance agent also wanna complain."
Why indeed?
1) Why can't I complain? Isn't this my PERSONAL website? I do what I like here. No one is forcing you to read it. Don't like the fact that I complain? Then go fuck S.H.E in your dreams and stop coming here. People say I only know how to use this argument, but they don't realise this argument beats them face down. It IS valid.
2) They are not in my shoes. If they get harassed like that every single day too, they will get as pissed.
For another example:
"So many F words. What is she trying to prove?"
Nothing. Because I just write whatever I want. I account to no one and I don't need to. Not happy, sue blogger for giving me this free space. And fucking is a pretty good adjective (not verb). But nah. The bengs don't know the difference bet. verbs and nouns of course.
But why am I wasting my time arguing? its ok of course. No matter now much you explain that the Earth is round, dumb people still believe its square. There is no need to waste time and effort explaining anything. If they wanna think I am a fucked up bitch for gangbanging, go ahead. Guess who will be parking my car in future?
-Like I care about a stupid bunch of guys who likes S.H.E/Ayumi/BOA. God save me.-
I feel too lazy to write, so I shall compensate you guys with some additional reads if you want.
If you are an ardent reader like Jo or June its no new thing. Its written very long ago when I first had spammers... Ah... Those were the days.
Its my very own spoof site!
I would suggest you read archives first if you have not, else you wouldn't understand the jokes there... Also, remember to read from the bottom up. Yes, its all written by me, except the last two posts, which were written by Jo.
I welcome everyone to join in the fun! Just gimme your email address and I will add you. Then you will be able to post stuff there too.
There you go.
Its a long forgotten site of mine. Enjoy. =D
