To my Blogders, thank you for all the fantastic emails you guys have sent me. I may not have replied, but I assure you I read all of them.
Here are some of best mails which contributes a big load to my internet existence till now. You know who you are... =) If you don't like it published, please tell me, I will take it off yeah?
1)
Hey wendy,
I am an avid reader of your blog and have been for the past 7 to 9 months. I like your style of writing and how frank you are with your opinions. In such times, people like you are rare. In fact, your blog was and has always been one of the few blogs I look forward to reading everytime I log on. I started reading your blog when I was starting to get into the deepest depression of my life. Somehow, even how unrelated your life and my depression might be, be honoured to know that your dailiy accounts of people you met, fell in love with, quarrelled with, fought with have never failed to lift my spirits up. So, in a really weird way, I must thank you.
Thank you for being a "distraction" all these months. And i hope i get to read your blog again soon.
Take Care and Happy New Year!
Cheers!
Raiken
My response:
You are welcome, Raiken. Afterall all I did was to write out my life. The pleasure is all mine. =)
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2)
hey there. this is probably the thousandth mail that you're reading. anyway, i only stumbled upon your blog yesterday and imagine my shock when i read today that you were closing the blog down. guess i can understand your reasons. anyone who doesn't have half your strength of character would have left long ago and turn into some depressed whim but i can't see you being like that, gathering from what i read. true, i didn't agree with some things that you wrote and for a generally conservative person,i was quite shocked but darn, reading those entries really brought a smile. =) what really was compelling about you was your raw honesty. guess it worked in the negative for this, eh? then again, what matters most is that you stay true to yourself and the people you cherish most in your life. anyway, i'll end off with two great quotes.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-Albert Einstein
Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
-Joshua J. Marine
have a nice day. here's wishing you all the best. stay cheerie kiex.
-syj.
I love the quotes. Thanks you so much. =)
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3)MY FAVOURITE!
Dear Xiaxue,
I am just a passerby who have recently discovered the world of livejournals. I chanced upon your site the last few days and found it very interesting. It gave me an insight into the young women of today and the window you opened for me is a very refreshing one. I don't see a shrinking violet or someone who is perpetually in a damsel-in-distress mode. Instead, I see a plucky and spunky individual with strong opinions. Mind you, I may not agree with everything you said but I prefer someone with a strong mind than those wishy-washy giggly "shunu" as you called them. There are far too many of them populating the earth. The worse thing is, there are many more idiots who fall for the cutsie acts.
And yes sweetheart, some men will always like "shunu", no matter how young or old. That is because anyone with opinions will be far too challenging for their ego. They do marry shunu but have affairs with someone like you [but you are too smart to grant them their fantasies] as shunus are at the end of the day - very sad and boring. I advise you to give up on those men.
The good thing is, there are many men out there who like intelligent, feisty chicks like you. You just have to look in the right place. I'm afraid, given what you have written, 'methinks' you have been shopping in the wrong department. I won't comment on those 'himbos' you have posted :-). I only have this to say - you deserve 10 times better - those guys are losers. Listen to your own blog and give men with 'brain' a bit more time.
I admit I do find you a bit "Ah lian" [now please spare me the expletives!! :-)] but that is precisely why you are so special. You may look a wee bit showy, your ideas and spirit is anything but "ah lian". You are in a class of your own - don't let anyone knock you down! [I should add that even if the pictures you posted are 80% true, you are still are an attractive sprite by any standards.] You are like a young wine, a bit rough at the edges but full of flavour and with the temperance of time - full of promise. See, I am a friend - so, don't go digging for my IP address and posting it all over your journal :-).
So - what's all this talk about closing down the blog just because an idiot has been giving you a hard time. You are just falling into his plan - as this is the result he wants to achieve sweetie. Now, recover your usual pluckiness - get back out there - do your usual two finger salute to these scum and *ignore* them.
You know full well that people come to your blog because they hear a fresh voice. The counter number speaks for itself. The hate mails could be motivated by pure jealousy - don't let these asses hound you out of town. This is not a matter of contest but a matter of you, xiaxue, standing up for yourself.
Don't be bullied - this is not your style. Get back your "Xena" spirit and banish those thugs from your kingdom.
Chin up and soldier on and continue to churn out your insane but entertaining blogs.
from a well-wisher,
fignationofyourimagiment
ps - this is the first time I've responded to a blog - see how effective you are?
I already wrote you my reply, but here it is again: Thank you. =))))
Here are some issues about men again.
Recently, while I have been working for Tiger Beer, I have met some really really irritating guys.
For example, there was this once I was working with this girl called June (she has huge boobs so lets call her Bigbreast June) and the usual June (Mediocre-sized but nice boobs) as well.
Then there was this big bunch of young guys sitting at the bar counter area. All three of us were speaking to the guys, when normal June left to serve other customers, leaving me and BB June to entertain them.
I was behaving in my normal chatty self and acting as if I knew them for a hundred years as usual. The guys said they wanted to got to Dbl O that night, and asked if the three of us would like to join them.
BP June said she would go if I go. I said I would go if June goes. June doesn't want to go.
So we are not going.
At the end of the night, the three of us finished changing and I was standing in between the two Junes when the group of guys approached us.
The apparent "leader" of them approached me first naturally, since he doesn't know the other two so well because he talked to me for a longer period of time. He tried to persuade me to go, and I told him there was no way I would go if June doesn't. I told him to convince June himself.
So he strided over to June... And asked for her number.
"Not fucking again," I thought. But its ok! Coz I have BB June standing right next to me without anyone getting her number either.
Precisely at this point of time someone asked for her number.
I stood stuck at the middle, with guys surrounding the females of both sides of me and playing with handphones, and I just wanted to kick everyone's balls.
Its not that I am interested in the guys. I am not jealous either. They are quite ugly. But its just really humiliating isn't it? Why are men so insensitive? What am I supposed to do standing there? I don't know what is the correct etiquette to practice here, coz certainly the guy would not ask for everyone's number right? *shrugs*
Similarly, if a guy wants to ask a girl for her number, and she is with a friend, isn't it really rude to totally ignore the friend while talking to the prettier girl (in most cases she is)? What is the friend supposed to do? Walk away? Why SHOULD she walk away for the guy's benefit? The correct thing to do here would be to give attention to both girls, right? Thats the smart thing to do, coz when the guy leaves, the (non selected) girl will go like, "Wow. He is so polite... He seems sincere in friendship and not just getting into your pants!"
Conversely, if a guy asks for my number while totally ignoring my friend who is with me, I am sorry. NO CHANCE. It shows untactfulness if not anything else.
When I was working at PLAB for Tiger beer with some other girls, there was this fellow whom I tried to pour beer for.
There I was, with perfectly good intentions of making his beer a nice, full cold one. He stopped me, and said, "I don't want you to pour. I want Jacqueline to pour for me. Only Jacqueline pours nice beers."
OH YEAH? What about I pour some sulfuric acid on your balls? THEN I get Jacqueline to pour it for you, asshole.
Its so totally INSENSITIVE isn't it? Of course it is perfectly natural to have perferences, but it is plain rude to say it out like this, no? Bloody arsehole. The next time I see him, I will ask Jac not to pour for him as well. He can jolly well order beer himself.
Today an old man infuriated me as well.
I was working at Chong Pang camp, with June. Usually its June and this other girl called Kim who works there, so the people there, although some remember me, are more accustomed to June and Kim.
The bloody ticopehs (chinese horny uncles) there always ask for June's and Kim's numbers, and when June and Kim are not interested (they can be old enough to be their fathers!), they would do a very nice thing. They would give them Bobby's number.
Now Bobby is our Tiger Beer boss, and he is a lao beng. He is loud and crass, but also really cute and funny, to us girls only of course. I will post his photo soon if I can.
Imagine the surprise of the men when they happily called, and heard Bobby's loud voice. Bobby's favourite sentence is "Don't be a kan ni na!". We tried to explain to him that "kan ni na" is a verb not a noun, but he told us not to be a kan ni na and shut up.
Today, there was this old guy who was sitting beside Bobby (I keep spelling Booby), and he was talking about the Tiger girls. I was standing inside the bar listening to them talk.
The old guy asked how come Kim didn't come today. Bobby said Kim is busy or something, and the fellow suddenly sounded quite pissed and smacked the table.
"Don't talk about Kim already la! I very angry with her!"
Bobby, "Why leh?"
"I asked for her number, and you know what she do?"
"What?"
"She gave me YOUR number!"
I laughed and laughed till my placenta dropped out. Actually I didn't, coz I can't. I muffled a laugh while Bobby said:
"Huh? Why she do that... Aiyoh..."
Whahahaha... Bobby himself told June and Kim to give his number if people bother them, and now he acting blur.
Then Bobby said, "Never mind, here got Wendy what..."
I gave Bobby a very vicious look and kicked him in the balls.
Actually I didn't.
But do you know what the fucked up fellow said??!
"Wendy? I not interested in Wendy."
WHAT THE FUCK HE IS NOT INTERESTED IN ME? LOOK AT HIS FUCKED UP WRINKLED FACE I AM NOT FUCKING INTERESTED IN HIM AS WELL HE HAS AS MANY WRINKLES AS MOTHER TERESA AND THE SEX APPEAL OF A ROTTEN BULL TESTICLE LOR KNN, NOT INTERESTED IN ME SIA! Bloody hell fucked up old man.
I turned purple, and Bobby, sensing danger, said, "Actually Wendy is a very nice girl..."
I said really sascastically, "Nice no use what... Not pretty enough."
The fellow seems to know that he really pissed me off, so he said,
"No la.. Its not I not interested..
(Yeah right, fuck you. hate people who patronise me.)
Its that I got no time...."
I said, "Yeah no time for me coz I not as pretty as Kim mah."
He said, "No la... No time for Kim or for you or for anyone..."
I could have asked him to explain how can he not have time if
1) he actually had time to call.
2) he is just drinking and rotting away here anyway, every single Friday.
3) No time ask her number for what?
4) time for what? Fucking? Starting a relationship when u are 45 with a 19 yr old girl? Oh he has time. Who else wants him?
The argument could have gone on forever, but its useless arguing with a retard coz they also give irrelevant answers.
Sorry, I need to digress a little.
About retards. Why are some people so fucking stupid??! So many people got themselves pissed over the post about giving up seats. I have never mentioned that I am unwilling to give my seat to the elderly or pregnant ladies. I ALWAYS do that. My point is that people who are less abled should NOT take for granted people give them seats, like the fucked up bitch who was openly insulting me for merely not seeing her.
See? Stupid people miss the point, and find another non-existent point, and think they are damn smart. Cannot stand it.
An example is this:
If I said, "Today I didn't wear a bra. I wore a woolly black top which is quite loose. I didn't wear a bra because I have a cut where the bra strap would hit. Instead, I wore 3 singlets inside. I almost scalded to death."
Stupid people's brain process:
Never wear bra --> can see nipples ---> Trying to attract men --> What for? --> Cheat men's money, whats new --> Sleep with them --> Slut! --> Xiaxue is a slut! --> I wonder why I am repeating sec 3 the 3rd time --> But she is still a slut. --> Slut. --> Whore. --> Fucking bitch.
And etc.
No point correcting, or arguing with dumb people.
Back to the point about men. I also hate guys who ask me to ask for my friend's number. Just fucking do it yourself can? WHY should I help??
Ok I am done with the men point.
Lets go on to nice people.
Yesterday, I left my two hps in the toilet. A kind lady went into my cubicle, rushed out, caught me at the washing area, and gave me back two of the phones.
WHAT ON EARTH? I was ultra nice to everyone after that. June wanted to buy a top but it is 49 and too expensive so I sponsored 10 bucks. (But actually June bought me a skirt too) That lady is a god. She is too good to be true.
I told myself that the next time I find phones, I will return it to the owner. UNLESS.. Its a 8910. Coz it might be mine!
I was buying Ramily burger (its really really nice!!!) from a pasar malam when I realised I don't have enough money to pay! I only had $1.20 and the burger is $2.50. Really embarrassed, I told the little Malay boy that he can give the burger to the next customer coz I don't have enough. He insisted I have it, coz I mentioned that I am hungry and I love their burgers. His treat, he said. SO SWEET........!
I was late for meeting June, and I was at the bus stop when I realised I forgot to draw money so I only have 50 cents, not enough for taking a bus to meet her. I had to walk a long way to the atm, only to realise that the atm does not dispense ten dollar notes so I can only draw 50.
Amount exceeds bank account balance.
I walked dejectedly to the bus stop and bo pian (=no choice) had to ask an old lady for 30 cents so I am take a bus, or June will kill me and the bus stop is really far from home...
The auntie gave me a "Fuck off la you cheatabug I have seen many people like you around" look and said curtly she does not have change.
I was thus forced to approach a Malay uncle sitting on the next seat. I think he overheard the conversation (although he possibly cant understand chinese but body language says it all), and without me mentioning anything just took out his wallet and asked me how much I need.
Nice, or what?
I know this guy called Alvin when I was working at Tekong. It started out really normal, asking for my number and smsing. So far, we have been meeting quite often, and we have been to Mount Faber in the dead of the night, and I have even been to his place. But he never once attempted to touch me.
Guys like him are one in a million.
I suppose you would know for sure a guy is REALLY liking you when he behaves like Alvin does. He has been driving me around, and treating me here and there, listening to me complain, have me asked him to go and die a million times, but he is still HERE.
Girls, you know a guy likes you really, when he is so careful with the friendship that he knows that any physical mistake will jeopardise everything. So he would rather just not have you as a gf, then to risk losing such a valuable friendship.
=D Thank you Alvin.
Singaporeans are really not that bad afterall!
Blogger is down again, perhaps because of some new changes they are making to the site.
No mood to blog, although I got plenty of stuff to rant about, because tomorrow is the start of school again and I have to wake up at like what? NINE am??! Thats like in the MORNING! Its UNEARTHLY! Its INHUMANE! Its the WEE hours of the nice 24 hours we have! Who in the right frame of mind would wake up in time to see morning glories bloom? Its mad. 4 am is the correct time to sleep, and 2 pm is the correct time to wake up.
Then u slack around in bed till 3pm, then you rub off all the whatever stuff is on your eyes, then you turn on the computer with your toes.
You check your mail, insult some bengs on IRC, then go bathe (and brush your teeth if you feel like it) and hurray! Its evening time so you can go out without that sun blazing on you. With a sudden flutter you realised you missed lunch! Less calories! Yaaay! Dinner with friends, then MAHJONG till morning!
Thats life man.... But its ending soon.
I am so sad, I shall pluck my leg hair.
I miss Shuyin (I just saw her yesterday, but never mind that.) though. And I miss June (I've been seeing her too). And Clara. Idris. Veggie. And everyone else. And Foodcourt 6's chicken rice.
Last six months of school. And then what do I do with my life?
I think I shall buy and sell Mighty Beanz on eBay.
You go like, "What the?!"
Ok, I have always been a anti-gambling kinda person. Lottery is stupid. If lottery lets everyone earn money, then who is paying the organisers? City Harvest? Nah, don't think so. You pay a little to buy a chance, but in the long run, you lose, cause you spend so much money on buying chances, that even when you win, you can't cover your expenditures.
My point is that I am about to contridict myself.
I am addicted with Mighty Beanz.
For the umpteen times I worked at 7/11 selling Cult, I see silly kids running about begging their mums to buy a bean for them.
What the hell, I thought. I took a look. That thing costs $3.90 per packet, with only 2 beanz in each!!
Welcome to the cheating world of sales, people.
For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what is a Mighty Beanz, it is a toy manufactured by some company in Australia.
I thought they should have a Herpes Bean (1 in 6 Aussies got Herpes) but thats not the point.
So this bean thing, is a bean-like object and you cannot eat nor grow. Its a plastic toy with prints on it, and it can roll around.
Yes. Thats all. There are also many designs to choose from, and there are points allocated for each bean so that some are more powerful (and rarer, may I add) than the rest.
The beans are sold in packets of 2s and 4s, and it is sealed with an opaque cover so you would never know what bean you will be getting. I took a look at all the beans, and decided I want the 
BABY SEAL BEAN.
I don't know how syrup sudden replaced my brain juices, but I bought a packet, opened it up, and I realised I got a sucky Study Bean and another sucky Koala Bean.
Suddenly, having the Baby Seal Bean is the greatest wish in my life. I have absolutely no use for it, but I just desperately need it. I want a freaking Baby Seal BEAN!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!! (hint: I would pay for it.)
So guess what? I bought another two packets.
Now I have spent $11.70 on 6 useless beans which are all ugly (Miss Battleax bean(TWO OF THEM! *TOOT!*), Frankenstein bean and werewolf bean. KNN)
Can somebody slap me please. Can someone whack me with a pink bunny slipper and stuff the two Battleax beans into my nostrils. I need to wake up. I need to stop acting like Santa Claus and giving away my hard-earned money to Mighty Moose (the company) as if dozen of kids aren't already doing that.
But I am so addicted! I got the perfect solution. I shall... I shall buy another Mighty Beanz packet, and wrap it up nicely, and give it to June for a belated Christmas present. I shall force her to open it in front of me, and then no doubt she will get sucky beans and I will not have to keep it and feel pissed whenever I see the sucky beans.
If its nice beans June can sell it on eBay and she will be happy. If she gets a Baby Seal Bean... Nah. She wouldn't. Wahahahaha! Tell you guys tomorrow when she opens it.
Oh shit did I say I will not blog tonight?
Don't believe my bullshit in future.
I got some other miscellaneous stuff to talk about.
1) BLOGDERS
Blog readers = Blogders. So from now on, all of you shall be called my Blogders! Even if you are a Blogger yourself, you can still be a Blogder.
2) Woman: (Cutting some veggies)
Ju-on: (Hiding under table. Touches woman's calf)
Woman: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *scream scream* ARGGGGHH!!! (Runs away)
Ju-on: "I wonder why everyone is so scared of me ever since I fell face down into that big plate of powder."
3) Seemingly after the Asia Blog Awards, I have earned some international readers. Its awful to go into a site and go like "WTF is KNN?"
In fact, I got a Blogder who emailed me telling me that he was reading up my archives when he realised he doesn't know whats a hp strap. He googled for "hp strap" and it returned my page to him. So he clicked on my page, and then realises that it doesn't explain whats a hp strap, and he googles for it and find my page again.
He killed himself in frustration.
I don't like tragedies happening, so I shall do up a Singlish dictionary for all Blogders. Singlish is Singaporean slang for English.
Patience, people. Soon you shall know what is KNN.
4) If you think your day sucks, think again. At least YOU didn't get a repeat Bean.
5) Somebody emailed me asking me if I could sell my underwear to him. He apparently didn't read the entry where I mentioned something about selling massive (used) underwear in yahoo auctions.
The problem with doing that is that I can only wear one underwear a day, any more and my mum will think I am mad.
To solve the problem, I shall make my dog wear my underwear.
It will be well-worn by the time I sell it.
Wankers, are you sure you really wanna put your face in there?
Anyway, in case anyone really wants to buy my underwear (don't worry my dog is given away to my mum's friend coz my maid is gone and no one is taking care of him), it is $500 per piece. I will even sign my name on it if you like.
6) I wanna start a business by selling self-portraits, oil on canvas. I will paint one soon to show you guys. The self portraits will be random pictures that I have posted on my website before. Each picture will be only painted ONCE and it will be exclusive and limited to only 1 in the whole wide world.
Paintings will be coded with serial numbers and will come with a receipt to prove authencity.
Starting bids at $100 per piece.
If this site really gets more famous in future, you will get comments like,
"Wow dude, you have got a Xiaxue at home! (Say "Xiaxue" in the same breath as "Rolex") How much did you buy it for?"
"$100 only!"
"What! You are one of those lucky firstcomers! What year is it painted in?!"
"2004 jan"
"OMG she was only 19! Now she's like 25 already! Why don't you sell this? With Xiao Feng in the picture too! Damn cool. Xiao Feng is like so pretty!"
"If I sell this, what will cover the hole in the wall?"
"Quite correct."
Tell me if you would buy it if my artwork is good.
On December 29, 2003, Cheng Yanyan wrote:
RE: Violation of Copyrights and Libel
Hi,
I am referring to a thread in delphiforums:
http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/message.asp?
webtag=sammyboymod&msg=38907.1
This thread has violated my copyrights as certain parts of my writing
has been copied.
Also, there is an outright libel in the thread as posted by some of
the members.
Examples are:
"Just checked out her bloggie and I can confirmed she's a blarddy
bitch who's bitching around for attention."
"Airhead or not, she sounds pretty horny and seems to have big tits.
Is there a pic on her website?"
Some males also threatened to shove their genitals into my mouth.
All these threads makes delphiforums liable for both libel and
violation of copyrights, since it is the publishing party, whether it is
knowing or unknowing of all these happening.
I do not wish to involve a lawsuit in this.
I demand:
(a) An apology and clarification from Delphiforum for having ruined
my reputation;
(b) A severe warning to the offending members who posted so
insensitively;
(c) Removal of any posts which contains libel or violates my
copyrights.
Yours truly,
Wendy
The reply:
Wendy, we are sorry you had a bad experience on Delphi Forums. The
message you cite was deleted before we could see it, perhaps by the Forum
host.
If you give us a specific link to any remaining copyright violations
and show us what copyrighted material was copied, we will take care of
them. We can only take action if we know what they are. United States law
does not hold us liable for these violations as long as we take prompt
action when informed by the copyright holder of the specific
violations.
We closed several accounts and removed several messages posted in this
thread for obvious reasons.
Walt Howe
Delphi Forums Staff
On December 29, 2003, Cheng Yanyan wrote:
Thank you for your helpful reply, I somehow expected delphiforums to
side its members on this issue.
The first thread was a simple link to my site, and thus leading to
the rest of the discussion, in which the "she" and "her" are generally
referring to me.
Thus, the whole thread consists of a "personal attack" to me, which
is really unfair considering that its mainly untrue and malicious.
The reply:
The thread is gone, and the accounts of the worst posters are closed
and annotated with what they did.
Walt Howe
Delphi Forums Staff
*****
Closed their bloody accounts! =D
More? You bet.
*****
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 5:55 PM
To: forums@hardwarezone.com
Subject: Violation of copyrights and Libel
To Whom It May Concern,
I am mentioned in a thread in Eat-Drink-Man-Woman, called WAH THIS CHARBOR.
The thread consists of numerous pictures of myself, and I am sure you know that pictures have copyrights, and they belong to the subject in the picture, which is me.
I am writing this email with the purpose of avoiding a lawsuit, which could be avoided by both parties by some moderation of the forum threads.
If the pictures are not taken down, hardwareforums would be liable for violation of copyrights as it is the party which published the pictures without permission from its owner.
The whole thread also suggests of libel in its most serious form.
To succeed in an action of defamation (libel), the plaintiff must show that:
(a) There was a statement referring (whether indirectly or directly) to the plaintiff;
(b) Which was published by the defendent (both hardware forums and the members) to a third party;
(c) Which tends to lower the plaintiff in the estimation of right-thinking members of society generally or tends to cause him to be shunned or avoided.
All three criteria are fulfilled in this case and I will most definitely succeed in a case for libel.
On a further note,
The Defamation Act removes the requirement to prove special damages in a few types of slander inculding slander which:
(a) Imputes unchasity or adultery to any woman or girl;
(b) Is calculated to disparage the plaintiff in any office, profession, calling, trade or business held or carried on by him.
Criteria (a) is fulfilled as well.
As a third party publishing the offending statements and pictures, Hardware Forums will be held liable for the violation of copyrights and libel.
I demand:
(a) An apology from Hardwareforums in the forum thread itself for publishing such malicious contents despite knowing that it is against the law;
(b) And removal of all statements in the thread which is a violation of my rights and causes libel.
If the above two requests are fulfilled, there will be no law-suit involved.
Yours truly,
Wendy.
The reply:
Hi Wendy,
We've deleted the thread of concern.
We've issued an official warning statement to the starter of the thread.
However, do note that we do have under clause 11 of our Terms of Service (http://www.hardwarezone.com/corp/tos.shtml) that clearly states that we will not be held responsible for any offending content published by our community
Extract:
11. LIABILITY DISCLAIMER
(Blah blah)
We understand that this may have cause unnecessary inconvenience to you and we offer our sincere apologies.
We hope by removing the thread, we would be able to stop all disturbances to you as an individual.
Thank you for your kind understanding.
Regards,
Administrator @ www.hardwarezone.com
Hardware Zone Pte. Ltd.,
Blk 20, #09-04/05/10, Technopreneur Centre,
Ayer Rajah Crescent, Singapore 139964.
Tel: +65-6872-2725
Fax: +65-6872-2724
*****
Wahahahaha!
Idiotic ah bengs.
Someone said my photos do not have copyrights because I am not a celebrity, not the real sort anyway.
Firstly, what the *toot!* is a REAL celebrity??
And secondly, everyone has copyrights, celebrity or not. What an idiot.
-Special thanks to Miss Phillis Peter-
Gatsby! Gatsby!
If you're happy and you know u clap your hair
*smack smack*
If you're happy and you know u clap your hair
*smack smack*
If you're happy... and... you... know..it... and.. u...really want to showwwww
*smack smack*
Gatsby gatsby!
I am gonna start a mailing list, so people, please give me an email with your email and name, thank you!
And also, I hope readers will add me to their friendster list (using the xiaxue_blog email, not the xia_xue_snow one), coz if I have any news, or say, Blogger fucks up on me again or something, I can just leave you guys a msg there on the Bulletin board.
Please just add me using my email yeah? Don't ask me to add you coz I can't do that without your email anyway. And also, I have an internet account specially for net friends so use the correct mail!
If you are not on friendster yet, what are u waiting for?! Get your *toot!* there now! =D Coz everyone else is there already!
Love,
Wendy
My email is:....
Do some math.
20 people wants Xiaxue to close down her site.
80 people want her to please go on (within just 10 hours). Hundreds more have not got the news yet.
The answer is obvious.
After reading 80 plus encouraging emails, and reading another thread in the stupid hardware forum place, I'm slapping myself for not realising I really shouldn't give a shit about the retards.
Spare the mushiness, you say. So just one sentence. Thank you so much, readers, really. And for one more thing: I realised people who appreciate my kind of humour, are those who are smart. And I am not saying this to boot-lick anyone.
From all the emails, I gather that my readers are all capable of writing well themselves, and this by itself at least proves that they received good education. In conclusion, people who dislike AND FLAME me so much, are either stupid or really narrow-minded people.
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DUMB PEOPLE. (not me, do you?)
Of course, the smart (aka myself + readers) shouldn't be bothered arguing with the stupid. Its really no point, isn't it?
Somehow, after I saw through all the insults and stuff, I begin to find it really funny.
Heres one real life example from the retards:
EG:
Ewiser (Responding to the retards): "You guys are really fcuking too much."
I think the "fcuking" is an adjective and not a verb.
Ok the above statement is irrelevant but I just thought it is cute how it has the double meaning. Here's the real thing:
huh?: "Do you guys know what does BLOG means? C'mon, she dare to voice her opinions and thoughts about her life. If you don't like it, don't read it.
It's better then young boys who hide behind their nicks and flame folks.
One who dares to do things against convention is better then those many who will only criticise behind the anonymity of a nick but tremble and pee in their pants when they get challenged in real life."
Vinn: "i going to pee liao."
Retard2 (nick is too long, predictably some car's model): "Then u gonna drink it?"
Vinn: "Ok I am back. Washed hands too."
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There you go! A perfect example! LOL... An intelligent being arguing with a retard. He can never win because the retard can't understand reason and logic. No point arguing. I say, just go kick him in the balls. Just in case he has the misfortune of having kids in the future who inherited stupid genes (stupid is a noun not an adjective).
Haha the dumbass forum bengs are so stupid that they thought that the wehatexiaxue.blogspot.com site is someone hating me and they are actually celebrating it, not knowing that it was yours truly who set it up. LOL. PEA BRAIN PEA BRAIN!
Alright enough about spammers.
Lets go on to supporters!
I am so touched
I am. Really. If you are one of those 80 people who emailed me, you are part of the reason why I shall fight till the end and continue to whine and don't give a shit about the spammers.
I am removing the comments links though. Its inevitable. But I would really love to hear comments so feel free to email me. =D
Christmas photos!!! I know its a tad late, people!
Work for Tiger on 23th. Girl beside me is called Cindy. If you know her, please do not tell her I posted her photos. If you really wanna do it, then tell her to save the photo from my site then, coz I am lazy to send it to her.
One of the guys there, called Derrick. No, thats not a halo on his hair. My camera seems to capture a lot of orbs. Orbs are supposed to be ghosts. Ok I'll stop it, girls.
Me, Potty Peiying, Ghim the Giam and Wong the Lawyer went to Coffee Club Express for some drinks. Its really nice and comfortable... Big plush cushions everywhere. However, Ghim's drink tastes like... Oh forget it. Nothing can taste that awful. Its tirumisu heaven or something.
With a sudden urge for some adventure, we set off for a railway bridge at Sunset Way, which Wong brought us to doing secondary school days. However, as a very unpleasant surprise who discovered that plants have grown to overpoplulate the path that we are supposed to walk.
EeKean looks very happy though. I wonder why she is happy. She should be jealous coz I gave Peiying a wonderful christmas present, which is the lime-green vibrator Peiying has stuffed into her pocket. It looks, smells, and works like a candle, but it is actually a vibrator. Isn't it wonderful?
Actually its a candle.
Oh yes we countdown on our way there. Dammit.
See what we found in the secluded park!
Wonder why the hand is grabbing the bird that way? Wonder why the bird looks like it is in esctasy?
It could only mean one thing, conveyed in a very subtle way:
"No masterbating in park."
I went home a happy girl and someone furry and warm greeted me by sitting right outside my elevator's doors.
I took it home as a christmas present to myself but my dad took it by the neck and promptly brought it downstairs again. Damn!
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Today is SLUTTY SHENGRONG's BDAE!!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you slut!
Happy birthday to you!
No point being mushy to Shengrong. You know we all love you, don't you? And we don't even love you because you are bloody loaded and would possible be the capital sponsor to our businesses in future. We love you because you have a big house, and Auntie Betty comes in a package with you.
Good nights all of you! I'm sorry if I shocked some people. Its all true. The site is back, bigger and better.
=D
And a happy happy new year if I have no time to blog tomorrow~!
