You won't believe it.

I'm going to the press conference of one of the top 15 shaggable men in my top 15 shaggable men list.





















It's not Beckham.



























It's not Legolas.
It's not Peter Pan.





















It's Fei Yu-Ching.




I can't contain my pheromones, they are going wild. (Yes I know a scent can't really go wild but who cares?)

Can't wait. BLEAH. (BTW, I do not REALLY think he is shaggable. It's a joke, get it?)

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Yes people, don't worry. I am fine, I am fine. *grouchs* PMS la.

On a side note, I hate it when people post up those stupid trashy forwarded mails on their blogs, ie of Words of an abortioned baby (Utter fucking trash) or When God created woman he breathed life in her... (STFU)

I feel extremely disgusted with those long usually mushy passages and I take a fine load of pleasure sniggering to myself while I click DELETE (yaaay!) before I even finish reading it (to the part where they say you must forward it or ur love life will suck FOREVER).

Now that those words are on the blogs, I CAN'T DELETE IT! I can click away the page, but it doesn't feel as good!!! Urrrgh.

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On another side note, I was talking to Eileen.

Me: Hey, the only words which has B and J in them are blowjob and brinjal, right? Got others not?

Eileen: Benjamin!

Me: Oh yeah ah!!!

Eileen: Bo jio! Ha ha ha (Continues to churn out more irrelevant Hokkien words while laughing hysterically)

Me: Shut up.

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On the last side note: Stop asking me what shu nu means. Go check out xiaxue-dictionary.blogspot.com. I have not done it up properly yet and there are many words missing, but it will do for the moment. AND NO! "Shu nus" (plural of shu nu) does not have anything to do with a certain local university.

*****

Note to self: Use the word "dingbat" to describe stupid people in future.

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I was supposed to go to a massage cum spa thing with Eileen today. It's ridiculously cheap coz it's on some offer - $30 for a 30 minutes massage and 20 mins spa (and you can use their sauna and bathrooms as well, complete with fluffy white towels).

Not bad huh? Too bad it's fully-booked. Knn.

So, I stayed at home the whole day. Which is not really so bad since I slept till 4pm. Yikes.

I re-watched Shrek (in preparation for Shrek 2) and re-watched My Best Friend's Wedding.

I realised that My Best Friend's Wedding has possibly the BEST script in the entire world (Troy's not bad as well, may I add. Priam's speech had me in tears). The movie has so many fabulous quotes that I don't know where to start from.

For those who have watched the movie, there's one memorable one where Julia Roberts (Julianne) was talking to Dermot Mulroney (Michael) on a boat and he said that if you love someone, you say it.

Or, the moment just... passes you by.

And so coincidentally we see Julianne with a pained expression as she so wants to say she loves Michael but the moment passes her by, symbolised by a shadow over them as the boat goes under a bridge.

And then there's the other one I like to tell myself all the time, whenever I am in deep shit:

"This too, shall pass."

Correct! How many times have you thought you are in some fucking shit and in the end it just blows over anyway?

Watching it the second time struck me with one new revelation.

Cameron Diaz (the love rival): "You are not up for anything conventional, or anything that's assumed to be a female priority. Including marriage, romance, or even..."

Julia Roberts: "Love?"

Cameron Diaz:

*nod* "I thought I was like you, and PROUD to be.

Until I met rumpled, smelly, old Michael.

Then I found out I was just a sentimential schmuck like those flighty nitwits I've always pitied."

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Alright.

I can totally understand what she's talking about.

Yes, I know I'm this foul-mouthed, loud obnoxious bitch - on this website.

But, I'm not like that all the time (some of the time is bad enough actually)! I know I sound contradicting because I often mention that I'm the true me here. But but... being in a relationship would mellow me down I guess.

No no, not like change me totally. But I do have my feminine side as well? I know, I know. It's quite yikes to see me perhaps write something like this:

yay dar agreed to bring me to Sentosa after my attachment! i wanna explore the island all over again! and i wanna go to the zoo and see the polar bears and penguins! i can't wait! whee~!

i have an inner child of a 6-year-old.

Quoted from Xiangru's blog with no offence whatsoever ok? =)

But, but. I'm not so bad, really! I erm, I can be all sweet and nice too! Stop thinking that I'll speak like "FUCK THE FUCKERS" whenever I open my mouth coz I don't! I'd remember anniversaries too! I can bake cookies as well! I do give back massages! What's wrong, why do I always portray the image that I am only capable of slaying people?

I just want a boyfriend whom I can cuddle while watching TV. too. just like all the other girls. =(

Haiz. I'm suddenly feeling pretty upset. I think I'll never be able to get a man who loves me and vice versa. Because everyone thinks I'm a bitch. Because everyone thinks I'd never be marriage, or even girlfriend, material.

Why do so many guys tell me things like: "If I'm with you I'm scared you write on ur website that I have a puny dick".

I AM NOT SO LOW-BLOW OK??! I'm not like that! I would not write such stuff! URGGH!

I shall do a character revamp.

Because you know what? Gentle, sweet, irritatingly perfect "creme brulee" Cameron Diaz got the man instead of arrogent, confident "jell-o" Julia Roberts. And no matter what Roberts says about how her character is unique, distinct and true, she can jolly well fuck herself because the guy making love to Diaz (thats right, its the flighty nitwits), not her.

If I remain like this, I would be like Roberts: Attending my love's wedding - as the best friend.

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From now on I shall stop acting like a bitch. I shall smile more, talk less and stop being so ****ing confident. "WHATS WITH THE ASTERISKS!" you exclaim. That's right, I shall stop using vulgarities as well.

Janice shall be my role model. I mean seriously. If I were a guy, I'd choose her over me! It's a simple logic, ok?

BTW: I have realised that guys like girls who are nursing their wounds from an old relationship with a horrible ex-bf, so I shall act like that as well.

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Dear Diary,

I just wish that Shaun would come back. I wake up thinking of him, and I sleep dreaming of him. Every single minute pains me, as I feel his existence in my room, my soul, my every orifice. I wish he would just impale me again. To think that he is kissing another is just so hurting.

It has been 3 weeks and 14 days now. That would make it 5 weeks. (Author's note: Shit, I can't even write this without mocking it. *slaps self* NO SAYING SHIT.)

I need someone to hug and love. I so wish to be in his embrace again, even if it's for one minute.

Could I ever accept anyone else? I don't think so. Shaun is the love of my life. I shall delibrately not pick myself up from this sweet sorrow till he comes back, although I know I'm being stupid by torturing myself and thinking he would change. I mean, some necrophiles might stop being necrophiles, otherwise, the saying would be "A necrophile would never change its spots", no?

Everything besides leopards will change its spots.

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WHY DOES EVERY FUCKER IN THE WORLD LIKE SHU NUS, WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!!!!!!!!




I

AM

SO

TRAUMATIZED!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody loves me!!!!!! =(

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Leave me alone while I wallow in self-pity. Stop telling me that some guy would like me some day, I'll just have to wait. YOU BIG FAT LIAR YOU ARE EITHER A SHU NU IN LOVE OR A SHU NU LOVER LOVING A SHU NU SO STFU COZ YOU ARE SO IN LOVE OF COURSE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHETHER I AM LOVED OR NOT! May I add that I'm gonna be jobless soon too.

I don't need pity! I just need a job. Get me a job.

And then I will hire a toyboy who will be commanded to say "I love you because you are not like the rest of the flighty nitwits" every morning when I wake up, and shower me with kisses and hugs while I ruffle his hair and tell him that I love him too.

Signing off,
Xiaxue (who can be all sweet and gentle too, if you rub me the right way)

Updated (2 mins after posting this up):

Just as I was getting very emotional about this post (because I spoke to a certain someone on MSN), look what awaited me on irc?

[WaveS] hey
[WaveS] jackson here
[WaveS] i need a favour of u
[Xiaxue] what
[WaveS] aiyah
[WaveS] help me post something on ur blog
[WaveS] for my girlfriend can
[WaveS] she reads it
[WaveS] juz wnna do something sweet for her.
[WaveS] i lost all ur numbers le. then cannt find u.
[WaveS] i'll buy u a pair of jeans lah can
[Xiaxue] FUCK YOU
[Xiaxue] no
[Xiaxue] do I look like a fucking matchmaker to you?
[WaveS] u look like a nice bullettin
[WaveS] she loves ur blog though i seldom read it.
[WaveS] itz juz meant as a surprise for her
[WaveS] would u help pls?
[Xiaxue] no. FUCK OFF

That made me burst into tears. Why does nobody do such nice stuff for me? WHY IS IT ALWAYS FOR THE OTHER GIRLS? And on my fucking website now? FUCK OFF. Idiot. Not that i would ever like this WaveS person of course, but that's not the point. URGH.

Yeah yeah blame me for being rude when I am feeling so pissed, will you? Send me hate mail, and make me feel worse. Maybe I would just go commit suicide and stop bothering you because this website must have made your life much worse.

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I was bored. I updated mydreamd8.

In any case, if you are too lazy to click there, here's what I wrote.

AND did you ever think I was totally bullshitting when I said that my photoshop is FUCKING GOOD? I mean it. I'm a total goddess. Still sceptical? Don't be. Scroll down.

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Out of the kindness of my heart, I decided to help Singtel save some face by enhancing the photos of our dear deserving winners.

For christ's sake, Posh. Stop using your bloody webcam to take photos when you have a $1,000 camera.

There you go, Posh and Ed.



And then, tadah!



Reduced a bit of yellow, and made the crown look a little less cheapskate. Some blogder told me that Singtel put the crown on them. I ALMOST LAUGHED MY LIVER ROTTEN. How can Singtel do such shoddy work! Why, M1 not enough market share ah??!

Anyways, I tried to reduce the downturned faggoty smile, but failed. Did some botox as well. I couldn't resist.

NOW FOR POSH



You will not believe it. My photoshop skills are like DARN GOOD. I can't believe I made her so chio in 5 minutes.



Alrighty here's what I did. Jack up the brightness, reduced yellow.

Made the eyes a little less scary, and added a bit of pink to the cheeks. Reduced the dark-brownish lip colour with more red tones.

I tried to remove the, erm, moustache like patch but only semi-succeeded.

Made the nose smaller and jawline smaller as well.

I can't believe it. Am I good or what? I think they should use my photos man!

Anything to say about this? Or you got a photoshop job for me? Email me: xiaxue@gmail.com.

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I thought about it. I should write freelance and go into photo enhancing. Heard from Ben enhancing a advertisement photo would cost around $800. That's a bloody lot of money!

ANYWAYS. If you have a photo you want me to enhance it, plus take away all your flaws, pay me $30 (those big big makeover photos la, not like Posh's) and I will do it for you. Ha ha ha. Small pics $10. Come, lelong lelong...!

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As much as TROY rules, I insist that there should be some changes in the script. Here's the amended one for your viewing pleasure.

STARRING......

PAMELA ANDERSON as HELEN
JACK NEO as MENELAUS, King of Sparta
MARILYN MANSON as AGAMEMNON, Brother to Menelaus, King of some place. Think it's Greece
The Gandalf guy as PRIAM, King of Troy
BRAD PITT as ACHILLES
EDDIE MURPHY as ACHILLES' HEEL
ERIC BANA as HECTOR, heir to kingdom of Troy, elder son of Priam
JACK BLACK as PARIS, Younger son of Priam

- start script -

ONCE upon a time some 3,200 years ago, there were six cities in the world before earthquakes split them into what they are now.

The cities were A, B, C, Sparta, Greece, and Troy.

Menelaus (JACK NEO), an old, fat ugly faggoty looking guy, has a beautiful wife. Her name is Helen (PAM ANDERSON). Now, it is a common myth that Helen of utmost beauty. She is so beautiful, and all men wanted her for themselves.

It is said that Helen herself was the daughter of Zeus, thus she was half a goddess, and that's why men everywhere are so mesmerized by her.

That's BULLSHIT.

Men don�t realize it 3,200 years ago, but Helen is so beautiful merely because of her big boobs. That�s right; nothing fantastic, just boobs.

This is proven true because 3,100 years later some scientists did experiments of Helen's corpse to find that her features are nothing spectacular. But her boobs? Ah... Beautiful and big they are. The biggest in Greek history anyway.

In fact, Menelaus has never seen her face before. Helen, frustrated that Menelaus never speaks to her face, tries to ask him to look up a little, but Menelaus never heard her. It's difficult to hear when all the blood's at his dick (surprisingly not enough for it to stand properly)

Helen is frustrated with Menelaus' marriage. She feels like walking herself into an ocean everyday spent with him. (actual line)

Now indeed this Menelau�s jokes are not funny, PLUS he is ugly AND he speaks to her boobs, but hello?? He is a KING!



But Helen is not one for deep thoughts. She seeks...love.

*

Meanwhile, far away in the city of Troy, Priam, a foggy type of king, reigns.

He has two sons.

The chivalrous Hector (ERIC BANA), and the casanova Paris (JACK BLACK).

Priam, wanting an alliance with Menelaus, sends his two sons over to Sparta to try to make peace.

Paris sees Helen. Paris stares at boobies. Paris is in love.

Paris, to Helen: "Oh my Zeus those, I mean, you, are beautiful."

Helen: "Shit, not another."

Paris: "Wo ke yi jio ni ma?"

Helen: "WTF are you talking about?!"

Paris: "I was trying to speak in Chinese, it�s cool."

Helen weeps. "Oh, I am so unhappy in my marriage with Menelaus! I seek love!"

Paris: "Why beautiful one! But you must be loved by so many!"

AT this point of time, Hector stepped on a nail, which pierced through his foot. Being the gallant warrior he is, he merely had time to give out a loud shriek and decidedly pulled the nail outta his foot as if it is but a nail through a foot.

His shout attracted Paris' attention, and he looked over Helen's shoulder at his brother.

Helen: "Oh you looked at my face! You must be the love of my life, oh courageous, lovely one! No one has ever done that."

Paris: "What say you we have sex now?" (BTW his eyes are back to the boobs, and he is muttering 'beautiful indeed, beautiful...' to himself)

Helen: "Oh my love!"

They proceed to have hot steamy sex on a viney bed with satin and velvet cushions in (make a guess) plush red.



Paris: "Oh that was good! What say you, my queen, that we have sex again?"



And they have sex again. Even Paris is surprised that such an, erm, ugly face can get Helen, but he doesn't know it's coz he looked at her.

*

Soon after 'true love', Paris and Hector are ready to go back to Troy.

In case you are wondering why Hector is not interested in Helen, it is because Paris has herpes and he is scared. Condoms weren't invented.

Paris packs Helen into a small aircon shell.

(3,200 years later this was used as an NKF stunt by Sharon Au)

Helen has difficulties because of the boobs but managed to get in.

Paris, to Hector: "Would you fight for me, brother?" (actual line)

Hector: "Why leh?"

Paris: "I stole Helen of Sparta and packed her on this ship with us."

Hector slaps Paris. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING, YOU SELF-CENTRED BASTARD??! NOW SPARTA WILL DECLARE WAR ON US!"

Paris: "But... but I love her!"

Hector: "Oh no you don�t! You don�t know anything about love!"

Paris: "I do too!"

Hector: "How about love for father and for your country? Forgot it. Let�s bring her back, since she is... so very beautiful."

*

-In Troy-

Priam: "My sons! Welcome back! Hey wait. Helen of Sparta?!!!! Why is she here, Paris? You fucking around again? WANT TO DIE AH?!"

Paris: "Very beautiful, don't you think?"

Priam, Paris and Hector: "Very�."

Helen: *rolls eyes *

Prism: "Let's see you cook us some Sparta dishes, woman. Frying pan in the cupboard there."

*

-Meanwhile in Sparta-

Menelaus, thundering: "Where the Helen!"

Maids: "I dunno mam, I dunno! Don't send me bach mum... Please mum."

Menelaus: "She gone to Paris? I mean, with Paris?! WHY, JUST BECAUSE I AM OLD AND FUGLY?!"

Menelaus: "I DECLARE WAR ON TROY!"

Agamemnon (MARILYN MANSON), who fought cities A, B and C such that they became Greece. : "Don't worry bro. I've got Achilles. He will help you fight the war. TROY SHALL BE MINE, AND HELEN YOURS!"



Menelaus and Aga: Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!


*

-Achilles walking on a beach-

Achilles (BRAD PITT) is checking out his muscles in a pool of water.



Ach: "Man I should be a model. Look at me, I'm sure I'd be the sexiest man alive should I be born 3,200 years later, ha ha ha."

Ach: "Plus, I'm indestructible! HOW COOL IS THAT?"

Ach: "Except I got this problem of talking to myself. Man, I'm sexy. So darn sexy, baby! Woohoo!"

Ach: "I don't understand ah. Since young, all the mosquitoes which sting me get their needles broken. I'm indestructible ha ha ha ha ha! All but my heel! Weird."

Ach's man: "Lord. Agamemnon says we shall have war on Troy! Let's go!"

Ach: "Wah lau sian."

*

-Troy-

Big war.

Troy wins.

Agamemnon: "Shit la we lost. Let's send a big horse into Troy."

Author's note: I'm a bit tired by now.

Menelaus: "For fuck?!"

Aga: "I don't know. Let's send in a lot of our ugliest men to rape all the womenfolk there so that in future all the Trojans are actually big fat Greeks! How cool is that?!"

Priam's voice: "You can dream on about your big fat Greek weddings, Agamemnon!"

Aga: "AH FREAKY! Where are you, traitor Priam? Why are you hiding at thy area?!"

Priam's voice: "Ha ha scared you didn't I? I'm Achilles' heel (EDDIE MURPHY) and I can impersonate people!"

Aga: "A heel can talk?!"

Achilles� heel: "Yes."

Aga: * gasp *

Paris comes into the picture: "I shall kill Achilles! Where is he?"

Aga: "Dunno, dunno, dunno, dunno�"

Paris: "SHUT UP~! Where is he! Speak!"

Achilles, coming into the picture too: "Where's that fucking heel of mine? Anyone saw it? Was hopping away from me just now, the filthy thing."

Paris: "Ah there you are, Achilles!"

Achilles: "You have shown courage, Paris." (actual line)

Paris: "I came to take your head back to Troy to replace the head you took off Apollo' statue!!"

Achilles: "You show courage, Paris."

Paris: "And moreover, I'm fucking Helen! She is gorgeous. Who are you fucking?"

Achilles: "You show courage, Paris." (Achilles said this line like 3 times)

Paris, blowing up: "FUCK LA DUDE HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANNA SAY THAT IS THAT THE ONLY LINE YOU EVER SAY?"

Achilles: "You show courage, Paris, you show courage, Paris, you show.."

Paris, raising arrows and getting ready to shoot: "STFU!!!!"

Paris aims, but shoots so badly, it hits Achilles' heel, which, surprisingly, at this point of time is playing Cluedo with Agamemnon.

Achilles' heel: "Oh fucker you hit me!!!"



Achilles: "Paris!!! No!!! Don't shoot! (actual line, not by Ach)"

Paris: "Siao liao, what did I shoot!"

Achilles, looking highly orgasmic for a person dying: "I am so in pain and dying!"

(I'm tired let's wrap this up)

Agamemnon gets a heart attack and dies. Menelaus dies of grief of loss of sibling. Priam dies of herpes (I think you know why). Paris dies of herpes. Helen of Troy dies of herpes.

Sole survivor is Hector.

*

-3,200 years later-

Descendent of Hector: I must make sure people will remember Troy forever! For Strength, On-ner, and glow-ry!

Thus the computer Trojan is invented.

*****

I'm damn bo liao, don't you think?

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Just came home from watching ********* (embargoed till later in this entry). In case you are thinking, why does Xiaxue get to watch it so damn early?

;)

It's because my gorgeous and totally sugar-sweet colleague (Elisa Chia, look out for her articles) passed me some tickets.

Me: Hey Shu Chiang, got movie reviews I wanna go!!!!! (Movies beat reporter)
Shu Chiang: No, even if got also don't give you.
Me: Don't like that la!
SC: Given all out already. *smirks and cracks his fingers in a menacing manner to warn all interns to stop pestering him for movie tickets*
Me: *Sobs*

- Half an hour later -

Elisa: Hey Wendy you want this?

- Hands me two movie tickets, looking seemingly lido-like -

Me, thinking: Shu Chiang says no more tics, must be trashy show.
Me: Oh okie (I'll give it a chance.)
Elisa: *smile*



Me: OH MY GOODNESS IT'S TROY IT'S TROY IT'S TROY I LOVE YOU ELISA!!!
Elisa: *Smiles in a bestowing god-like manner*

Me: *hyperventilates*

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I got tons to watch about the movie (no spoilers, I promise. As if you did not already know the story anyway), but I am not going to.

Why? It's not done just to spite you. It's...

Because this taxi driver pissed me off.

I sincerely think some of you like it when people piss me off. Look, I can imagine you there, smiling like a maniac because someone pissed me off. "Oh goody, Xiaxue is mad again!! Yaay! The world's all good, coz Xiaxue is pissed!" you shout at the top of your voice. You are still smiling aren't you, sadonic pig? I get emails like "You are so funny when you are pissed off, please get pissed more often".

Er, no thanks, fuck you.

And I shall stop being pissed and be cordial and nice just because I don't feel like making you happy. Nah. Too much an effort.

Back to the driver, with me being boiling pissed.

See, I don't understand men. I don't understand! Men only skim the surface of problems and they think they have solved it.

As the chinese term it, it's Zhi4 biao1 bu3 zhi4 ben3. Meaning, it gets to the leaves but not the root of the problem (or something to that).

For EXAMPLE:

Girl and Guy walk into cafe.

They dine.

Rude waitress comes and spoils the day. Waitress took wrong orders, refuses to change it for free, and is extremely insolent.

Girl is angry.

Girl scolds waitress.

Guy (tries to) calm Girl down.

Girl refuses, because they did not pay so much money to have their meal spoilt by a fucking waitress, PLUS, they are paying for her service, and she should BEHAVE.

Guy pays the bill and told waitress to settle it.

Waitress smirks at Girl, but settles bill.

Guy tells Girl: "Never mind lor, next time just don't come back here."

Girl says, "THATS NOT THE POINT!"

*

See, men don't get it. The money IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT! It's not the point! The point is that the waitress is rude, why should you pay her even a cent?

It's the principle behind the whole fucking thing! Men are ALWAYS like that. I don't understand why they cannot get it.

For example, if a girl says "you don't seem as loving as before" you do not just give her a good fuck and go back to watching soccer. THAT WILL NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM!

Enough digression. I think you girls totally understand what I mean.

For example today.

I was on my way home on a cab at 1150pm. My place has an ATM machine near, and I did not have enough cash on me.

At 1210am, the cab reached the atm machine. The charge is $9.40, plus midnight charges, which I didn't manage to see how much.

Me, clearly to driver at beginning of journey: "Later you can drop me at the ATM machine at Teban, I stay very near there, so can stop there."

Driver: *Silence*

Me, at the atm later: "You can drop me here. I will stop here."

Driver: *nods but does not move fingers*

Me: "I will stop here, can stop *points at meter* already."

Driver: Same actions

Me: "I will be alighting here, wait for me for a short while k, I'll be fast."

*

I went to withdraw money. When I came back, it was $9.60.

Driver: "$9.60 plus $3.50, pay me $13.00 can already."

HE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO ACT MAGNANIMOUS.

Me: "Uncle I told you to stop just now already what! Why now it's $9.60?"

Driver: "Its $13.10 what, not $9.60"

Me: "Yeah I know but just now when I told you to stop its $9.40!"

D: "Yeah but got midnight charge what."

Me: "No!!! What I mean is I asked you four times to stop the meter what."

D, act blur: "Oh, you dropping here ah?"

Me: "I told you so many times!"

D: "That's why I charge you $13 what, it should be $13.10."

Me: "No, just now was $9.40 what! So it shouldn't even hit $13."

D: "HIYAH. A few cents only I give you la! So young, and you are so calculative already!"

HELLO??! It's not about the fucking few cents, it's the bloody principal that he tried to act blur and cheat more money by not stopping the bloody meter! Wah lau. Middleage old man who think that they are always right. I hate them.

Me: "Uncle it's not about the money lor! It's the principle behind it! Why didn't you stop when I told you so many times to?"

Uncle, waving for me to shut up condescendingly: "THEN YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH U WANT TO PAY?!"
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE PATRONISING ME.

Me: *flustered look* I don't know la, coz the midnight charge didn't start when I boarded. (After some thinking I realised it should be $12.80)

Uncle: "I give you $12.50 la ok??! So young, and so calculative!" (One more fucking thing I hate about middle-aged obstinate old men is that they like to repeat their points like they MUST be right a million times.)

- hand me the money and refused to look at me -

Me: *closes door and leaves a 30 cents richer*

****

It's not the money. You guys must be thinking I am mad. But as I said, it's not about the money at all.

It's about principles. If he has said, "sorry, I didn't understand that you were alighting here" instead of pretending that I never said anything like that when I said it 4 times, I would not be angry at all. In fact, I'll write to comfort telling them they have a spectacular driver. But no.

May I repeat, its not about the money.
If you don't get it, you will grow old and stupid like that uncle. And in the future, teens like me will all be like, "FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" when they leave your cab.

A little more about tml:

*Troy VS mydreamd8
*A little story about the Greeks and the Trojans
*A little more about the movie.
*Getting myself a boyfriend - must I REALLY become a shu nu?

Email me on what you think man, my gmail is still relatively empty. And why isn't anyone complaining about mydreamd8? Tell me your opinions, I wanna hear them. =D

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Congrats to Janice!!!



Righto.

One thing we know: Singtel is honest at least.

Whatever it is, I think the public has eyes to see who should be the rightful winner. She may have won $5,000, but lost all integrity.

Judging from the size of the photos, I think we know who Singtel thinks is the winner huh? ;) *hugs Jan*

I'm feeling pretty pissed though. Whatever makes Singtel think Janice has the most number of fans? It's true that Janice has the most number of fans at the finals, but how would they know that she has the most amount of fans if ALL the contestants were still competing? Some were kicked out even before the "number of voters" thing was implemented.

It's over Wendy, its over. Sheesh already.

On a last note:

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