I am hungrrrrrry

I feel very poor thing coz I haven't eaten the whole day!! And there is nothing at home to eat except Maggi Mee, which, believe it or not, I feel too lazy too cook. HAHAHA!

Maybe Momo will buy some things back.

Speaking of Momo, that day, she brought didi (Chinese for younger brother - I shall no longer call him Smelly here anymore because you people keep calling him that and I only I CAN CALL HIM THAT!) and I to eat at some restaurant at Ginza.

My brother went to the toilet, and he said that he was behind walking behind this man who also wanted to use the loo.

The man stopped at the handicapped toilet instead of the normal male toilet, because well...

1) it is nearer afterall
2) maybe he shares my love for handicapped toilets because they are so freaking spacious and usually has your own mirror and wash basin! Coolness!

He was really damn fucking suay coz he pulled open the toilet door, and, believe it or not, there was really a handicapped person inside.

A male handicapped person, who was using the toilet.

I don't know what the fuck is this person's problem, but he shouted at the innocent man who opened his door:

"You come inside here for what, you are not even handicapped!" and etc scoldings.

Woah, woah! HOLD ON DUDE. You mean only handicapped people can use handicapped toilets?

Didi was smiling away and telling his story as if it is very funny (which it is lar, if your point is to laugh at that suay man), but I was really quite pissed off because this is the second time I heard a story about handicapped people scolding others for using their toilets.

Another one was my friend who was using a cineleisure handicapped toilet... When he walked out, he was severely lectured by a man who was wheel-chair bound, the latter chiding him for making him (latter) wait.

I don't know if it is the same grumpy, crazy person who did these two scoldings, but if it is not, then it seems a little too much of a coincidence.

When I expressed that this siao-eh (as an individual) was ridiculously unreasonable, my brother said, "No, the man shouldn't have used the handicapped toilet what, it says on the door that it is for the handicapped."

How come people have this notion that only the disabled can use facilities for the disabled?

*Roll eyes*

So tell me ... our government spent millions of taxpayers' money to build so many facilities for the physically disabled, and only they are allowed to use it?

Oh, excuse me for going down the slope instead of the stairs, will you? I shouldn't have. MRT lifts - don't use it, cannot use it. Use the escalator instead.

WTF is this?

Sure, if I SEE that you are physically disabled, and you need to use the handicapped toilet, then yes, obviously I will let you use it and go use a normal toilet.

But the man my brother saw didn't even know there was a person inside! And if you didn't lock your own bloody door, it's your problem and stop scolding others for your freaking mistake!

As far as I am concerned, you have a physical disability - and that is where you have a disadvantage. Your bladder is working fine isn't it? So you wait, just like normal people do, when there is a queue for the toilet. The rest of us queue up to use a toilet - I don't see why the disabled should be any different.

Don't even go near the issue of handicapped parking lots. That is different, because waiting for a parking lot is not a matter of 2 minutes.

Pissed with unreasonable people. What pisses me off more is when the society at large condones bad behavior when it comes from supposedly piteous people. So what, handicapped have the rights to be unreasonable meh? If I ever break my leg (choy!) I think I shall use my crutch to anyhow whack anyone who comes near my MRT lift.

When some person says I am being violent, I cry and say he is bullying a cripple, then everyone will automatically be on my side.

So speaking of public transport ah... (got mood to blog coz the weather very nice, haha!)

Yesterday I had a most traumatizing experience. I was trapped in a taxi with a freaking cockroach!!!!!!!!!!!

IMAGINE THAT!

I was just happily cruising along, then I realised something scurrying along beside me... BLOODY COCKROACH!!! COMING MY WAY!

Wah lau!!! It was not a nymph, but not an adult one either - just right smack middle-sized, so it was not as bad as an adult one. It was a repulsive shade of shiny light brown, and running towards me in what it obviously thought was a cute manner.

FUCK OFF, YOU UGLY, UGLY THING!!!

I really shudder to think if it could fly, omg.

I made a sudden movement to move away from it (taxi driver got shocked), and guess what I did?

By instinct, I grabbed the bottle of milk tea I bought from 7/11, and SWEPT IT AWAY!!

*palm forehead*

WHY I ALWAYS SO STUPID?! I could have killed it if I just smacked it with the bottle (which I can toss out of the window later), but no, I swept it away!

Naturally, the cockroach went missing, and there I was, balling myself up into the tiniest bit possible, so that the cockroach has a lesser chance of crawling onto me.

I swear, it was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes I ever endured.

Once I reached Orchard, I immediately got off and walked a good 15 minutes to my destination.

Claustrophobia is not very eerie. It is being trapped inside an enclosed place with something scary that is far worse!!

Now I'll never fall asleep in a cab, ever again.

Anyway, photos photos!!

When I met Kel, Vyasa, Tim and Russell... The boys wanted to play pool.


Recently I keep trying to take photos with a depth of field.
Isn't it so cool, my bracelet sharp, and the guys playing pool blur?


I had a super good hair day!!!


So I took many photos~!


Yay! I bought grey contacts. :)


I think Kel looks very good when he has only one eye.


What do you mean it's obvious I am pretending? Nonsense.


I look stupid in this photo, but I'm putting it up coz my hair looks TERRIFIC!


Vyasa is trying to call me coz my hair looks so fantabulous.


Tim's sexy butt


Yeah I know the lashes are very messy. Oh well.


Lovely blood coloured toes! The colour is "Little Red Dot" from Voxy. :D


Still shooting photos of myself... Sigh, I'm hopeless.


Russell is very angry coz he says he looks like he has a bald spot, when he actually does not!
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GRRRR!


KTV at Weili's country club!!!


Trying to act stylo...


Very boh liao!


Shuyin says she loves you.

Then we started to go a bit crazy... Weili's mom (we were singing with his kind parents who invited us to "test the new karaoke system" in the club) say we were very terrible coz other people were singing then we keep laughing and taking boh liao pictures...

Shuyin is siao. She likes to smell people...


She likes my hair coz she says it reminds her of sunflowers.


But Weili's armpit is really pungent... Ke lian...


Weili flashed at me!!!!!!!!!!!


"Why so pointy one?!?!"

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Shuyin flash better than Weili... I like!


Introducing the flashers.



Smelling people again!!!!




Got dimple so what? I also have...







*SQUEEZE*










BOH LEH...



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HAOLIAN!! I drive home then you know...





















hahaha!





Ok, end of blog entry!!!

p/s: Because this entry contains controversial material, I will moderate comments. I don't want people to distort my words, nor baselessly go on attacking handicapped people and have me take the blame for instigating it. Take note that I wasn't criticising the disabled - I was only talking about those two people, as individuals. For all I know, they may have just broken a leg and are not permenantly disabled.

You can yak about how Xiaxue does not allow bad comments etc, but I think you are just being dense.

Let me give you an analogy: If you come to my face and say "You are a whore!" should I just smile and let you continue saying it? NO. I'll possibly slap you. The same reason applies - I don't see why I should allow pointless comments just insulting me to be written here on my blog for others to see it. Just doesn't make sense to me.

If you have constructive criticism though, go ahead and write it, I promise to publish it.

And yes, from today onwards I will occasionally turn off and on the moderating. I won't say when, because basically it won't affect good-willed people, and it will deter trolls and spammers. Good day!

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A Xiaxue Timeline

There you go.

This is possibly the most beautiful blog in the WORLD.

Isn't the graphic fantastic? Aren't the gently quivering wings just lovely? Doesn't my head emit the most exquisite of snowflakes?

Credits, of course to my designer Alan, of shearnation.

Speaking of him ah, I owe him like a thousand meals, because he is supposed to just do the flash and graphics, but he ended up doing half the layout for me. :)

I've not seen a designer so dedicated to perfecting his work before. Even for just the graphic itself (the full size I will show u guys in a bit), he changed like 3 or 4 versions until he was satisfied. At one point he even added in a raccoon. -_- ("Why you go put the raccoon?" "Make it look more nature mah...")

Have you seen my raccoon?!

The raccoon looks like it doesn't know why it is behind my head.

So anyway, I must mention Oonteng also, who did the nice menu buttons for me, and Chester, who helped me a lot when I was pulling my hair out, doing up the layout for the site.

Thanks so much you guys!!!!!

Here's a timeline of what xiaxue.blogspot.com looked like through the years.

In April 2003, when the blog just started, it was the default blue blogger design (which obviously is not available now).

I learnt a bit of html, and changed the background to a bright, terrible pink that could eat your eyes whole.

And then I decided....




That's right. This blog used to have that photo as a background, so... get this: My nude-looking photo will be there, permanently in the bottom right corner, as you read my blog. The tables moved. The background didn't.

And yes, it was blue. Can't find a damn pink snowflake, can I?

And then I decided I might as well put my face on top.

I download my first blogskin from blogskins.com, and starting playing around with it.

The site was then changed to red:



According to the way-back machine, this was how the site looked like, then.

Don't ask me about that freaking photo. I've forgotten that it exists! Wah lau, it's really trying hard to act sexy! I had a good hair day that day.



The photo was then changed to this one, where my legs are ridiculously skinny and I look like you ate my dog up.

This layout also sparked the first ever flame war my blog had, because someone (he is insignificant now) commented on how much the red background looks like menstrual blood.

Eh, I don't know about his menstrual blood, but my menstrual blood is a baby pink colour, tinged with light gold glitter. Glows iridescent in the toilet light sometimes! :D

Do not, at any point in time, forget how superior I am. You emit dandruff off your head. When my head wants to emit things, it emits snowflakes.

In february 2004, I had enough of the "stumpy arms" tease and changed the layout again. This time, it was pink.



By June, I got sick of that shu nu picture, and changed to this slightly cross-eyed photo:



Half a year later, my newly-previous template is formed:


Goodbye...

That will be the past. Behold the newer, better, Xiaxue. :)

I slept at like 8am for the past 5 days or so, doing up the sidebar and stuff. You like it? I love the words at the top right corner, haha... :D

Spread the joy! I did four new link buttons, so feel free to use them on your website. My hosting plan has unlimited bandwidth now!










Here's the wallpaper, if you want to download it, and let me know which is your favourite part of the site, and also if some browsers screw it up!

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Fina-freaking-lly!!!

You have to come back tomorrow. All that's left of the new template is that my designer adds in his own credits.

And it is so beautiful, it will blow your mind off.

That's right, it's 740am now, and I have JUST FINISHED DOING IT.

It is perfect. You'll love it. I DO!!! :D

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If I were a guy

I would make the whole point of my life just shagging as many girls as possible.

Isn't that why we are born in the first place? To copulate, and make sure our race goes on?

I guess then I have no choice by to follow my innate nudgings, which is to have as much p***y as possible.

When people ask me why I am so swallow, I'll just look at them, frown, then cum on their faces in answer. They will be startled, not by the wetness, but by the massive size of my manhood. I think if I were a guy I'll be a respectable size, because I heard penises match egos. I will then proceed to fondle my chest hair and smirk while swaggering away in my G-star jeans.

Nice men don't realise this, or refuse to acknowledge it, but it is the bad guys who get laid all the time. The bad guys receive more TLC, the bad guys get blowjobs where the girls even swallow.

Crap about how the girls play around with the bad guys, but finally the nice guys get the chick to marry him? Sure, but that's because bad guys don't want to get married.

Who needs all that shit about bills and having to remember anniversaries? You get sexually satisfied, she even pays for her own phone bills, and she doesn't even attempt to ask you to stay faithful because you stated from the start you can't. (and in the usual case where the chick is hot, it is actually alright to stay faithful, but who cares, just make her feel more insecure)

Like Tucker Max. Hell, if I ever went to Chicago, I'll screw him. Ok maybe not *cough aids cough*... But you know, because he has screwed like a gazillion girls, and if he says I am good, then I AM GOOD.

About the age-old theory of why girls like bad boys.

Because everyone wants to feel that they are special. And superior.

I like jerks. I love them. Magically drawn to them like Cloudy to food. Plenty of nice guys like me... But I just want to be friends with them. Because I presume that they will still be around waiting in the case where I change my mind.

Let me tell you about this guy I used to like.

In the beginning, I didn't like him (not in that sense anyway), because he was not very good-looking anyway... But he was very confident of himself, and he is constantly talking about how many girls like him, and well, I was a teen then, he sang really well, and things like that mattered. *Shrugs*

So yes. My interest was baited, because I wanted him to like me. Not because I liked him, but because so many girls like him (or so he claimed), and I want to score better than any of them.

He is not a jerk per se, but he most certainly was not very nice. Whenever I am with him, he keeps a delicate balance of things. He occasionally, manipulatively, throws in actions or words to show that he is interested in me. BUT NOT ENOUGH.

Not enough to start a relationship with me. But sure, he does like me. But he is not sure how much, yadda yadda.

Therein lies the magical formula. Pulling, and letting go. At the correct times.

The cheapest of tricks, but women ALWAYS fall for it: Talk about this ONE SPECIAL EX YOU HAD.

If you have already succeeded, in the start, to bait the girl's interest, she will want to hear about your ex, because she wants to learn what kind of girls interest you.

Go on, in a slightly misty voice, about how this girl was so special - how well you guys clicked, how much you loved her, and most of all, HOW NICE SHE WAS TO YOU.

He continued by saying that unless he meets someone that special, he won't go into another relationship.

Guaranteed results. By 2 weeks or so, I was doing homework for him, cooking cutesy food, etc etc working hard to be the special girl in his life - ALL WHILE PAYING FOR MY OWN MOVIES!!!

And the thing is, he is not even good looking, rich, or whatever criteria makes guys popular!!!

Amazing or not?

Why I reacted that way? Because I thought I was the person who can change a bad boy. I thought I can make him stay faithful, and I wanted to be the special person that he acknowledges.

But girls don't realise... It is impossible to change a jerk, because the only reason why he scored you is because he is a jerk (that you, and the rest of the female population, think you can change), and he... well... likes the scoring.

Of course, I lost interest in like 4 months or so, but hell, 4 months of a girl who adores you is better than 4 months of a girlfriend, where you have to send her home, lose to her mother in mahjong, blah blah...

Now years have gone by, and of course, I have moved on and saw through this fellow's tactics. He recently broke up with his gf, and messages me very often now, while sounding all forlorn and stuff, coz well, he liked his gf a lot and blah blah ENOUGH, NONE OF MY BUSINESS I DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!! Get over it already!!

So the essential change is this: He is now needy.

I am totally turned off by him now. I cannot see why I used to be attracted to this dump, who, without his gf, became so ... loserish.

MEN MEN MEN!!! If I were a guy, even if I were hurting inside, I will still pretend to indifferent. Because chick digs jerks, and jerks don't get upset over stupid things like chicks!

So yes. If I were male, I'll be a terrible, terrible jerk. I'll be arrogant to the point of extreme cockiness. I'll be self-centred and self-important. Sure, I don't lead a very meaningful existence, but I'll have my beer, my TV remote and best of all, my orgasms.

Don't even start on how there are some chicks who dig SNAGs. Sure there are, but these chicks are just not confident enough of scoring a popular guy. It means they are ugly, so no thanks, why would I want to screw them?

Excuse me while I burp loudly. What, your ears are not handles? Sorry, I push your head if I want to, bitch, and if you don't like it, you can get out of my house now, I have other females waiting in line.

- Sigh... Sometimes I think I am a guy inside, but why am I so short? -

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Gadgeit.com

Advertorial

The boys at Gadgeit.com invited me to review some of their products... I know lar, it looks like gadget spelt wrongly, and they do sell gadgets. Very weak pun right, haha!

So anyway, before we begin on testing their products, Gadgeit.com is Singapore's first gadget and novelty gift shop. Boys should go have a look at the website because they sell the things boys like (I suppose), and girls should visit the website because... (trust me, I'm a girl)

1) The five founders are young, good-looking chaps. *blush*
2) You can buy stuff for your male friends for their birthdays. Very irritating how difficult it is to buy stuff for guys, isn't it? Sports gear, cologne, books... SIAN! Buy gadgets. :D
2) They sell a USB "massager". More about that later. HAHA!!

Let's start with the drinking gadgets they have! I don't drink (I will just slump on the toilet bowl after a cup of Vodka ribena), but I've been to enough parties to get very bored with the same old drinking games... Five ten. Five ten again...

The Strip Shooter!

This is a combination of strip poker and drinking - which means the ladies are in the disadvantage any way it goes, unless you are a raging alcoholic/nymphomaniac. You spin, you either do the punishment (usually taking off a piece, baby!) or drink, in which you will get so drunk you'll strip anyway!!

But good for boys if you can get girls to play!! If not, I suppose you pray your friend choose to drink, else you have to endure the sight of his danglies.


Remove something from the waist down?

My toe-ring can?

Drinking Chess



MAI SIAO SIAO! Atas drinking game ok? Watch the chess game get more and more difficult as you get more drunk!! Hahaha... I was quite surprised at the quality of the glasses. One side's printed in black while the other, white. It is then placed on a square glass piece.

Not only does it function pretty neat, it looks nice too as a coffee table display!

Eh, the placing is not I do one ok, so if it is wrong, it is not me who is uncivilised. *ahem*

The Partyshooter


The thing we are selling here is the blue tube-like object, not the baby grand piano behind.

If you are the siao house-parties sort (like Eileen-the-alcoholic-Tan), this thing is quite perfect! I still do not understand how it works (like I don't know how the TV works, but when people ask me, I pretend and mumble intellectually about the cathode ray gun and it shooting electrons); it apparently is made out of an exterior tubing which you attach to a beer bottle, and a long inner tubing.

When fixed properly, it will tip the entire contents of the bottle into your throat within 20 seconds, and you won't even feel a thing!

Cheers!



Haha!!! Practice makes perfect Arya!

Camera lighter



Quite cool right? Now phone perverts can go up some levels by trying to shoot girls on the MRT with a "lighter" instead of their stupid mobile phones, which is like so freaking obvious when it is done!

Only problem is MRT personnel think that they are trying to set fire to the train, then they get caught MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA ORH BI GOOD I HATE PHONE PERVERTS!!!!

Eh. Sorry for the digression, I mean, the rest of us normal people can use it as a web cam too. :)



Introducing their USB products, for geeks! I'm a geek too coz I don't even watch TV anymore, I watch computer. :(

USB Cafe Pad



One great product for office people! You bring your piping hot coffee into the office and it becomes ice-blended in a bit? Now you can just put it on the cafe pad, plug the USB into your computer, and voila, hot drinks!

And apparently it IS a little too hot to touch.



It worked on my noodles too!! :D

USB Massage Pad

I don't know if the Gadgeit guys are being funny or something, but the massager is put under "Just for girls".

Speaking of massagers, people who have watched Sex in the City would possibly understand the link here. Those who haven't, you can post a comment asking what I am talking about and maybe a kind soul will explain it. Haha!



I mean, can't it be in another shape?



I personally touched it and it vibrates. Really. Well. WHAHAHHAHAHA. Perfect for watching porn with. Did I say that out loud?! I mean, erm, perfect for us who are, you know, all stressed out with work, and, erm, need a massage or something.

Speaking of orgasmic feelings...

The Kama Sutra

I suggest the boys buy this:



Because guys are so boring when it comes to positions. I don't know for sure of course, I'm just saying so that you guys buy it.

So anyway, the "oracle" (or so it terms itself!!) will be good for boring couples! Or bored couples. Give this to your partner for a hint if he is only digging the missionary.

OMG I just realised the 8 o'clock position is very scary-looking.

Last but no least, the Free Talker!!

One of my favourite of gadgeit's imports, this is!

Free talker is a pair of walkie-talkie watches. They are pretty loud and clear, and ranges across 1km or something like that.

Isn't it so cool? When was the last time you lost a friend in Hongkong and had to pay roaming charges while you called like 25 times until you found each other at one of the 17 entrances to Mongkok station? For me was like 8 months ago.

If only I had the free talker then!! Also good for people travelling in separate vehicles, or people who wanna pretend they are detectives.

This is how you can use it...







There! Isn't it so cool? I wanted to buy one for Eekean because she is constantly going missing when we go shopping, and the irritating thing about her is that she doesn't pick up her calls!!! Grrr... Then I remember that she is in Rotterdam. Sigh.

Okok, I'm off to sleep now. You go surf their site ok?

Because I sort of, erm, delayed writing this entry a bit, then I feel very paiseh. You go tell them they are very handsome lar, and maybe they will give you the massager... Massage is good ... ZZZZZzzzzzzzz.. ... .. ..... . ..

p/s: In case stupid people really thought Mark was watching porn, he wasn't lar, it was my idea, and just part of the storyline. :D

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PAISEH!!!

Sorry lar, I have been very very super super busy, there was my cousin Frankie's wedding, then Abbie's birthday chalet (which involved painting a bigass banner which took one whole day), then now it's Howard's birthday I have to attend to...

And most importantly of all, I just formatted my computer, and somehow, the computer can't read my photoshop cd so I can't edit my pictures.

Oh, that, and I have been using excess time to do up my new website, of course. Some of you already know it's uploaded somewhere, the template... You sneaky poppets! (I learnt this word from a rewatch of Pirates of the Caribbean) I'm not saying yet, and if you know, please keep it to yourself, ok? I want you people to see it only when it is perfect! :D

Since so many people asking me to blog, I shall just show some photos of my cousin Frankie's wedding. There few pictures are only from the night before and the afternoon.

The wedding dinner itself will come later. Truckloads of pictures!













Sorry lar, I know it is very little... Machiam let you smell KFC but cannot eat. I promise, promise, upon my divine perfection, to blog more tonight. If I can get the photoshop CD.

:)

Kua kua, I wasn't hacked into la... People just have times when they are overwhelmed with stuff, you know.

God I have SO MANY THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT. Tata!! :D

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Sorry for the lack in updates...

Being very busy lately... I've got someone special to meet up with now, and so many other things to do, including being the emcee for my cousin Frankie's wedding tomorrow.

We cousins are staying over tonight and tomorrow we all doll up together! So fun! I'm gonna bring my cousins over to Voxy in a bit to do our nails!

Speaking of endorsements, and Momo, I've decided to stop using *so much* vulgarities from now on, because it is not lady-like. *giggles* Momo doesn't like it, and although I also don't like her to read my blog, I also cannot stop her from reading it since the whole world is, and she said something along the lines of kicking me out of the house if I don't "stop using those hokkien vulgarities".

You don't see her like so auntie like that, her legs are very strong ok! I want my ass intact because I wearing gown tomorrow mah!

But I shall assume she is still ok with the F word.

So yup. I shall try to blog tonight if I can. Meanwhile, I'm gonna meet my designers for hopefully the freaking last time... Sigh, my female previous designer dua-ed me coz she had so much work to do at her own company! So work on the site is delayed.

Also - two announcements. For those of you who read my friends' blogs, Weili's blog has been hacked into, and Eileen's blog has been deleted by herself.

Weili also doesn't know what happened, but it was his laptop that was hacked into, not his blog. Some people are just so malicious. I really saddens me to know that there are such cretins around!!!! URGH!

I curse you, may your asshole grow a thousand little white ulcurs after you had a particularly heavy dinner, you sick bastard!

As for Eileen-thealcoholic-Tan, she said, I quote her, "I don't even update often and I find it pretty pointless so I delete it lor..."

Some fast bugger saw it deleted and was like, Damn, it is linked to XIAXUE'S BLOG!! I shall quickly take that blog address!

And drawing his hand out of his pants he did - now the address officially says "Amateur Webcam Girls.

WTF. And I don't even see amateur (why nobody likes the experts leh?) webcam girls around! I only see some faggot story about the author's grandma and his 16 year old cat. DUH! I don't wanna read about some porn star's gramps!

Don't worry or have fat hopes, Eileen didn't turn into a porn star overnight. I wish she did though... *wrings hands* OMG DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?! I, erm, don't mean it...

Anyway I am blogging and I cannot stop again! I'm super late!

Kelvin says that cherubs are actually arch-angels... meaning they are the highest-ranking angels around. What rubbish! (Edit: Kelvin says he said that cherubs are actually CLOSER TO GOD than arch angels are, so he is vastly misquoted.)

Then may I know who is the crazy-assed person who keeps drawing them as fat babies peeing?

Cherubs are obviously pudgy children shooting arrows at people and playing the mini-harp!

I told Kel that fat babies cannot be archangels coz no one will respect them, and he was very angry with me so he started flapping his arms around while his BM steered dangerously on its own accord. He bellowed that "They do not look like fat babies ok? NOBODY KNOWS HOW THEY LOOK LIKE!!!"

It was fun to irritate him so I was like, "If nobody knows how they look like, then how can you be sure they don't look like fat babies?"

"I don't know for sure!" he grunted begrudgingly. "They MAY, for all you know."

Then we went into some pointless argument about lucifer being a cherub (pity, I thought he was tall, lean, and handsome. Oh and blonde. With grey eyes.) and angels being created to sing praises for god... Which I obviously will lose out in since I have only read like 15 pages of the bible.

LOL...

What a pointless blog entry.

And you there! You really should stop gurgling your own vomit. It is a really disgusting habit. Yes, I know you enjoy the bubbling sound and all, but well... what? You particularly like green vomit? Oh, you are sick.

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