Recently I keep doing stupid things with MSN... That day, I was chatting with Kenny and decided to give webcamming a shot...
To my horror!!!
I present to you, Kenny Sia "without make-up": (Click to enlarge)
So ugly can! Not that I look very pretty myself but at least my webcam sucks so the images are really blur. Haha no hair gel!
Then I was talking to Alan...
I suddenly thought of an amazing business gimmick!
If I had the money, I'll go manufacture contact lenses the same colour as Sayuri's!
According to Memoirs of a Geisha, she has blue-grey eyes...
Very nice right?
As far as I know, there are no contact lenses in Singapore which has this colour... Well blue is blue and grey is grey... No blue-grey.
If I manufacture the lenses, I will then have a collaboration with warner brothers or whoever did the movie, then I will erm... I don't know, sell the lenses with free popcorn or something!
"Get Sayuri's eyes!" I will holler at the entrance of cineleisure, waving my lenses around in a mad fashion, until they get beefy security guards to chase me away. With batons! Muahaha!
But too late! I will be fucking rich by then!!
Sorry, sorry, change of situation. Now these security guards will not chase me away, coz you know WHY?
BECAUSE MY EYES ARE TRULY GEISHA! Yes! I will learn to blink them in such a way that the guards will all melt into a meek puddle on the floor. I will then smile in a smug self-satisfied manner and step over the water to continue hollering.
Then after that, I will proceed to use the money I earned to make pink lenses. Now the next batch of lenses will be sold to people who likes Silas in Da Vinci Code, which will be out soon!
With my money, I will set up an MLM company coz stupid people are so easy to exploit.
That would be GREAT!
But well the dream is not gonna come true coz I don't have the capital.
Damn. Bye, blue grey eyes.
Standards dropping, getting boring, generalisation, Pes C people unhappy, RJ people unhappy, NUS people unhappy. PLEASE LAR, GROW UP and stop behaving like a CHILD.
I don't mean, in my last entry, for a boyfriend to have to beat up a molester - or even rapist. I just want him to be geared up enough to... Oh FORGET IT. People who understand will, and people who don't, won't.
I don't see why people would get so angry over the last entry... Unless you are a wimp, or you have a wimp as a boyfriend and is ashamed of him. If you do not think you/his wimpish actions are wimpish, then that is YOUR fucking perogative and I have all rights to think the way I do. I still want my man to be able to protect me.
You say I am stupid, I'm naive, juvenile, etc ... Guess what, do you get angry with a child for saying something childish? Yes, so if I am so dumb in your opinion, please choose to dismiss my views with a wave of your hand, and stop visiting this dumbass's blog like you love it so much.
For the last time, if you don't like my blog, DO NOT read it. I have plenty of friends from RJ/RI/NUS/Pes C (no friends who are mascots though) and they know I'm joking. Joking doesn't mean it's funny. Joking means I'm not being serious. If you cannot take words with a pinch of salt, then please stop reading this blog.
No really, go away.
Do not ask me to watch my words, be more sensitive. You are the one reading a blog with a history of rudeness. Use less of the word "fuck"? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Do you go to a porn site and ask the porn stars to wear clothes? You people are so (prepare for it!) fucking ridiculous.
Do not demand I change my writing for you - it will never happen, because you are insignificant.
And also because, you are not a freaking paying customer. So don't ask for customer service.
Good day.
p/s: To the serious, self-righteous people (only to them!), since you don't like my blog, why don't you go play Where's Wally instead? This game has no awful, hurting, *roll eyes* and "racist" jokes in it. Asswipes.
Remember that night, on NYE, Shuyin Junne and I saw a bunch of bengs who were sorta "protecting" us from molestation and being sprayed?
Well, I was thinking about it, and I told Junne, I wish Kelvin were here, coz Kelvin, Russ, and Tim are totally the sort who will protect their female friends and kick these molesters' ass should they touch me.
And Junne, as usual with her, nodded and said yeah lor.
I chewed on the thought a bit, and told her, "Not all guys are like that."
This time she said, "No, most guys will beat the molester up! Cmon, your girlfriend get touched you not angry meh?"
I told her no. So many guys are not like that... I don't know what is it that they lack, or have extra, but they just don't have this primal instinct to protect the weak, or protect their loved ones.
Maybe it is self-centeredness? Or a lack of male ego?
Think about it girls... Will YOUR BOYFRIEND BEAT UP YOUR MOLESTER?
Those who will, will fly into a rage and at the minimum, scold the person who outraged your modesty.
Those who won't, will pat you on the shoulder, try to calm you down, and say fucking useless things like, "Never mind, next time just be more careful, ok?"...
Or "Shit, we should go to the police. Are you ok? (of course not you chao wimp!) Let's go have dinner and cheer you up."
WIMPS.
FAGGOTS.
I have an appointment at 2pm tomorrow, and it is 530m now, so I'm just gonna post up some photos from Cowboy's wedding!
I tell you, I had so much fun at JB! Everything is big, spacious, and cheap! SHIOK.
After driving around in Makanguru's car for like hours (thanks for driving us handsome!), we finally arrived at Austin Hills Resort.
I tell you, (suaku) Singaporeans cannot even start imagine how big the place is! SUPER BIG CAN??!
The ceilings are 5 stories high up, but splattered with bird shit! Haha
The wedding reception area:
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