Blame Mike

I know I have not been blogging for a long time, and you guys are moving away to younger, more hard-working, and prettier bloggers, but sorry la, blame the angmoh, coz when he is here I feel very bad to leave him alone and go blogging...

But just to compensate, here's like a deluge of photos... May not be very substantial but I think at least quite interesting and got a few eye candies :D

Very random!

With Rozz









With Rozz again! This time with the fabulous food we had in Secret Garden. Yummy! Just got my hair dyed at Kimage too! Ash blonde. Love it!






Mike, staying at my place this time. :D






Rozz and boyfriend Joey brought the angmoh to eat at JB!

So nice right the food? The drunken prawns was especially fabulous lor! It's at some god-forsaken kelong though, super far in and damn scary.


Chio! Cropped Mike away so I get all the attention.



Made this myself! Been playing a lot of mahjong so I better start keeping track who I lose my money to!

And I know I drew the bird very ugly lar ok, it's supposedly beside the fa and the jiu shuo, which are also pretty unrecognisable. Bah!


Hehe this is how yi shuo should look like!

I bought it to hang on my emergency pouch coz it is my lucky 3-time 13 yao winning card! I love puffs, I put them everywhere! Fluffy and soft....


And inside the pouch!

Pantyliner wrapping a tampon and tied in a pink ribbon, eyelashes holder, Blink eyedrops, perfume, and also a rubber band for tying hair! I love my pouch! :)



Bought this at Taka! Isn't it cute? Can put whatever photo you want inside, and got diamond somemore! Only $6.90.


Why do people keep asking me what the B is for? Not obvious meh, BOMBSHELL LAR!


Mike is amazed by Sakae Sushi's conveyor belt thingy.


He likes Mos too!

Brought him to Sentosa!


Underwater World touchpool


With fishies


Sea Angels!

They are really stupid, keep getting tumbled and blown around the tank by some wind at the bottom! Hahaha! But they are really cute, they flap their fins like wings!


Hello, this is a damn skinny crab lor!


Waiting for the Dolphin show to begin...


I can see myself in the sunnies!

The baby eating Ramen at Ajisen...







Yummy!

Mont Blanc 100th Anniversary Party

Rozz invited me to this, and it is the most glam party I have ever been to! Look who was there!








With Rozz


Tanya Chua!


May and Choy, with Eliza and Rozz!
I don't know who is the girl in white actually...


Pulled poor Mike into the picture...


With Janice - model! Damn these tall people! My fake Juicy bag from JB! Super fluffy and cute. :D


Howie


Debbie and Shan

Party was at Civic Plaza, and Mont Blanc booked two huge tents and a stage!


Show's starting...



FIREWORKS! They really generous ah, these Mont Blanc people... Confirm super expensive party...

Plus they had like loads of Mediacorp artistes who came to attend the party, and what I heard is that these artistes don't come to any party unless you pay them a fee!


Fashion show, which is utterly useless for their pens and watches... I think.


Took a photo with the very pretty Michelle Chia...

And most exciting of all....

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Stefanie Sun!

I was asking her manager if I could take a photo with her, and when she saw me, she said, "Hey, you are that blogger right?"

Oh MY GOD STEFANIE SUN READS MY BLOG! Or at least heard of it lar! I am SO FAMOUS LAR! Think I will die happy now. :D

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Happy birthday Singapore!

Just watched the National day parade with my mom's family, and lost $2.50 in mahjong to my grandpa.

God, Ah gong is seriously old! He is 88!!!!! GOOD GRACIOUS ME. He can still pee on his own and play mahjong, though he doesn't know how to play with tais.

He managed to win money from Momo, my auntie (if you remember, the one who calls her bunny "girl-girl" although the bunny is male. My cousin added in, "Yeah lor, the kuku bird very big somemore!") and me!

How the hell he did it I don't know, especially when he xiao xiang gong-ed twice. -_-

I teared a bit when they showed the late president guy who wrote the pledge. He looks so kindly and nice!! I think I am a bit too emotional for my own good lor, I don't even know who he was until he died and yet I can manage to cry over a few sentences.

Nair mind! I saw Lao Lee also got tear a bit, I think he is happy to see Singapore from lousy cheap fireworks can become like today, all laser and dunno what sai.

I know I should blog more, but I am realllllly not kidding when I say I am very busy lor! I really am! I especially came home early from Ah gong's house to chat in Stomp, and tomorrow got to wake up early for work at 9am.

Joyous of joyous occasion though!

MIKE IS COMING TOMORROW!!!!!!

:D

For 17 days only but I am so happy. He shaved off all his blonde hair too, so now he looks like a cute army boy. Oh, joy!

I waxed off all my leg hair yesterday. I am rubbing it now as I type, and man does it look and feel good with my new glorious tan! MUAHAHA

Now if you excuse me, I am gonna sleep one last lonely night, and tomorrow I am gonna be filled with endorphines, if you know what I mean, ah huh ah huh...

Pretty photo:



Yeah I know, the tee says "Top Model". Ironic isn't it? Yes precisely. Coz I can never be a top model.

I promise to blog more. Promise! I'll try!

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Sorry la!

Been very busy lately, with something that I think you all will like, but I cannot say now. :D

In any case hor, stomp is updated.

I'll put up some self-whoring photos soon too, muahahaha

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Would you like to know Shar?

Post removed. She claims it's not her who sent the email but a hacker.

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So pretty!

Finally! Look what I downloaded... Isn't it shamelessly gaudy and pink? I LOVE IT!

A PINK THEME!

For years Mozilla only gave us stupid blue boyish themes that for some reason all made my pc look like a mac. FOR WHAT?! I like my pc!

This is so nice! :D

Here, for you girlies. Don't say I never share hor!

By the way, anyone knows how to edit a downloaded Mozilla theme? I actually went to read up on it and I can't find the appropriate .jar file. Man, I am such a geek sometimes. Frightens myself.

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In defence of plastic surgery

I was moderating the comments for the post with Dawn's and my photo, and the more I read, the more pissed I feel.

It is pretty apparent by now and she and I are friends, so I don't see why it is necessary for stupid readers to compare her and me. If you think she is pretty and I am ugly, then just compliment her la, why must you put me down while complimenting her?

Vice versa of course.

And the plastic surgery issue is so long ago over. People are still asking me if she did surgery.

By now the answer still not obvious meh? So she did (I am presuming from old photos), so what man?

It's her face what, you her mother ah? She wanna do anything to it also can.

I cannot understand people who talk so much about natural beauty. You know what I think? FUCK NATURAL BEAUTY. Don't brush your teeth lor! Cannot put braces! CANNOT DYE YOUR HAIR!

Coz if you do any of that, it's not natural beauty anymore!

Please don't say things like "Xiaxue has natural beauty, Dawn doesn't".

Firstly, I already announced very loudly many times that I edit my photos, and I cannot reveal my secrets la, but it has to do with making my nose smaller and my jawline firmer *blush*. Damn I just revealed it.

So I am no natural beauty on this blog.

Even if you saw me in real life and think I'm pretty, what's so authentic about foundation, fake eyelashes, and loads of mascara?

FACE IT LA. Everyone is fucking fake. Who can be all natural? I know who... Ugly people.

You say these girls, plastic or made up, are cheating the world with their looks.

But I ask this: What's stopping you from doing the same? Lack of talent in putting make up? Or lack of money to do surgery?

If you had loads of money and your surgery is RISK-FREE to confirm make you more beautiful, you don't want meh?

My point is... It is fair competition! If you are a girl and not happy with the boys thinking Dawn is so hot, then fucking go do surgery yourself.

Defending your own ugliness by defending the lameass "natural beauty" just reeks of your jealousy.

So you are ugly but filled with natural beauty (ha, ironic). WHO CARES? Who goes on magazine covers and fucks the hot models? NOT YOU, NATURAL BEAUTY AMBASSADOR.

In one disappointing movement, I am hereby announcing that if I ever had the chance to, I WILL GET A NOSE JOB!

Of course, I will honestly tell everyone I did surgery la. Ha! At least a bit authentically fake.

As for the photoshop, I just did my usual nose-adjusting and a bit of jaw pushing, that's it. Why should I photoshop for Dawn too? I think she looks fine. Plus, I am not close to her and have no idea whether she likes people tinkering with her photos.

It was ME to asked Dawn to take a photo with me, and she does not deserve getting so much flak in my blog's comments for that.

My blog reader Cedric helps me moderate comments too, so it's not like I can screen all the comments myself.

Just be nice la, ok?

*Don't see what's the difference between mascara and an implant*

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I demand interesting advertising!!!

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Jack in the Box is one of America's largest fast food chains, and it has SUPERB advertising!!!!

The copy is so freaking funny!!

I liked it so much that I actually folded it, put it in my bag, and flew it 22 hours back here! I wet it a bit at the edge though... Hehe...

I wish we have this kinda interesting advertising in Singapore. You think Singaporeans will like a sense of humour in our ads?

Sometimes I think Singaporeans are too freaking uptight (I.e. Stomp readers throwing a big fuss over vulgarities), but it seems like many of us appreciate humour too!

Anyway, this is not another bout of Singapore-bashing just because I went to US. I'm just complaining about everything under the sun as usual, and I still love Singapore, just that I hate all of the fucking anal people staying in here.

And maybe also hate the Advertising people coz they mostly suck. Remember the nice Prudential ad a long time ago? The boy growing up one? That was nice! Wonder what happened to these talented people... Wonder how that bespectacled handsome model looks like now?! Anyone knows him?!!

MAN I HATE PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR! Anyway, Jack in the Box. Funny. Uptight Swiss people! HAHAHA.

p/s:

I'm conducting a dating experiment for a new project I'm working on right now, and I'm looking for volunteers interested in being my date for the sake of science. Ok not really science but it's for a good cause lah.

If interested, please email me with "Dating Experiment" in the subject line, your contact info and a short intro about yourself. If you have a picture, all the better. It will be fun! Email me ok!

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