Woah!

Don't scare me leh, so many of you wanna go extend hair too?! Cannot lar, I cannot let so many people go extend, very spoil market one leh! If everyone also have the same thing, then I pay $200 for what?!

(Had 100 strands put in, $2 each)

Anyway, here are the pictures as promised:

Is way longer than it looks coz it is already curled up... Wanna know where my real hair ends? Armpit length, yes.

One more shot, acting pretty again... Yawn.

I'm very amazed by these people lar! They managed to find hair the EXACT SAME SHADE AS MY OWN, and even added in blonde highlights for me just like my real hair!

Nice right? Super bombshell!

Anyway, the price is $2 for one strand, and they told me that the hair they used is REAL HUMAN HAIR. The thing is, it really does feel like real hair, but if it is real hair, how can it be so cheap?

The only possibility is...
















IT IS SOME DEAD CHICK'S HAIR!

Must be lar! Morbid right, immediately die then shave off her hair, maybe wash it (or not...!) and dye it and pack into plastic bag to sell.

I call my dead chick Alicia, so yeah, this Alicia really has good hair quality! It is soft and silky, but I don't really dare to go smell it.

Kelvin conveniently told me the story of Korean movie The Wig, where a girl gets possessed by the wig of a dead chick whenever she wears it. I'm not possessed yet, but if I ever do, I think it will be great material for this blog! MUAHAHA!

Also told Mike to be careful not to sniff the hair, "Alicia" might be a guy! Hehe...

Anyway, I have stopped blogging for Stomp (I quit myself, you fools, not that I was kicked off), and replacing me is Jaymee Ong.

I hope she is interesting.

Actually, I don't see why Stomp needs their female bloggers to be so good looking. FOR WHAT? Also never upload pictures, if do, also irrelevant to the topic - best is get one ugly but damn funny chick (yeah la, can feel the typical boring insults going "That's why they got you!" but try harder la, your insult barely registers), pretty or not doesn't really break or make a blogger.

See Mrbrown, very handsome meh? Now is slim lar, but when he was chubby also everyone likes him mah, coz he funny!

Speaking of funny, my last blog entry there got erased!! Muahaha... Apparently, there are lots of prudes who read Stomp, and they demanded that I teach their kids bad stuff and therefore my entry must be taken down.

Wooo, cry me a river Singaporeans, you think if your kids have free access to the internet they don't have other bad stuff they can see? *roll eyes*

Besides, all I said was that once you have hit the legal age and you think you have 1) taken all protection necessary and 2) think you can handle it, then go ahead and have MORE SEX! (vs waiting till they are 18 and above or married)

Everyone pretends like they think sex is not great, but if that is true, where they all come from, drop from cranes ah?

Really cannot stand it when people give such typical advice to younger people. Study hard lar, don't smoke lar, don't drink lar, don't have sex lar, don't go into a relationship too young lar...

IF EVERYONE FOLLOWED THESE ADVICE THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A FUCKING BORING PLACE CAN!

If Bill Gates studied hard maybe he won't be what he is today. Was Edison not even allowed to go to school or something? That's why he sold newspapers and burned down a train? (I remember from Primary school Chinese textbook!)

*roll eyes*

Ewww. Man, serious serious people really make me cringe so bad. Hate prudes.

Don't have sex before 18! Yeah, at 17 you cannot handle it, and miraculously, one day later after your birthday you can. Wow!

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Back to blogging

Sorry lah guys, by tomorrow, the project I am currently working on will be finished, and so, I will be free to blog again!!!

That day, I went to dye my hair, and the guy kinda put on a stronger than usual dye - which totally fried my already dry hair... In a hissy fit, I snipped the crumply ends all off with a pair of damn scissors.

It was so depressingly short...... so I did hair extensions!!

Qihua was the one who found out about it first, and it LOOKS SO GOOD I TELL YOU!

Her hair used to be small curls and dark brown (a bit reddish too) and till her shoulder blades, now it is to her waist and totally looks damn Shakira k!

Good gracious me!

She told me to touch her hair, and it is REAL HAIR LAR! Real hair in the exact same colour, texture, and feel as her own!

Best of all: $280!

Affordable!!!!!!

I can't believe for the past 6 fucking years I have been GROWING AND GROWING my hair till it reaches my ass, and bloody hairstylists keep trimming the ends off coz of split ends. After 6 muthafucking years, it is only to my waist!

WHY BOTHER WITH GROWING HAIR, JUST EXTEND LAR!

Want hair like that? Just pay up! (Which I also suspect she did)

Now we mortals don't have to keep complaining about how even if we grew our hair it won't be as thick and as nice! Coz of hair extensions! Hurray!

Man, I keep finding more and more ways to make myself more fakely pretty.


Pictures tomorrow. It is super nice, like a princess. Which I am, of course. Totally. A bombshell princess.

SOMEBODY PASS ME THAT TIARA!

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Blame Mike

I know I have not been blogging for a long time, and you guys are moving away to younger, more hard-working, and prettier bloggers, but sorry la, blame the angmoh, coz when he is here I feel very bad to leave him alone and go blogging...

But just to compensate, here's like a deluge of photos... May not be very substantial but I think at least quite interesting and got a few eye candies :D

Very random!

With Rozz









With Rozz again! This time with the fabulous food we had in Secret Garden. Yummy! Just got my hair dyed at Kimage too! Ash blonde. Love it!






Mike, staying at my place this time. :D






Rozz and boyfriend Joey brought the angmoh to eat at JB!

So nice right the food? The drunken prawns was especially fabulous lor! It's at some god-forsaken kelong though, super far in and damn scary.


Chio! Cropped Mike away so I get all the attention.



Made this myself! Been playing a lot of mahjong so I better start keeping track who I lose my money to!

And I know I drew the bird very ugly lar ok, it's supposedly beside the fa and the jiu shuo, which are also pretty unrecognisable. Bah!


Hehe this is how yi shuo should look like!

I bought it to hang on my emergency pouch coz it is my lucky 3-time 13 yao winning card! I love puffs, I put them everywhere! Fluffy and soft....


And inside the pouch!

Pantyliner wrapping a tampon and tied in a pink ribbon, eyelashes holder, Blink eyedrops, perfume, and also a rubber band for tying hair! I love my pouch! :)



Bought this at Taka! Isn't it cute? Can put whatever photo you want inside, and got diamond somemore! Only $6.90.


Why do people keep asking me what the B is for? Not obvious meh, BOMBSHELL LAR!


Mike is amazed by Sakae Sushi's conveyor belt thingy.


He likes Mos too!

Brought him to Sentosa!


Underwater World touchpool


With fishies


Sea Angels!

They are really stupid, keep getting tumbled and blown around the tank by some wind at the bottom! Hahaha! But they are really cute, they flap their fins like wings!


Hello, this is a damn skinny crab lor!


Waiting for the Dolphin show to begin...


I can see myself in the sunnies!

The baby eating Ramen at Ajisen...







Yummy!

Mont Blanc 100th Anniversary Party

Rozz invited me to this, and it is the most glam party I have ever been to! Look who was there!








With Rozz


Tanya Chua!


May and Choy, with Eliza and Rozz!
I don't know who is the girl in white actually...


Pulled poor Mike into the picture...


With Janice - model! Damn these tall people! My fake Juicy bag from JB! Super fluffy and cute. :D


Howie


Debbie and Shan

Party was at Civic Plaza, and Mont Blanc booked two huge tents and a stage!


Show's starting...



FIREWORKS! They really generous ah, these Mont Blanc people... Confirm super expensive party...

Plus they had like loads of Mediacorp artistes who came to attend the party, and what I heard is that these artistes don't come to any party unless you pay them a fee!


Fashion show, which is utterly useless for their pens and watches... I think.


Took a photo with the very pretty Michelle Chia...

And most exciting of all....

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Stefanie Sun!

I was asking her manager if I could take a photo with her, and when she saw me, she said, "Hey, you are that blogger right?"

Oh MY GOD STEFANIE SUN READS MY BLOG! Or at least heard of it lar! I am SO FAMOUS LAR! Think I will die happy now. :D

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Happy birthday Singapore!

Just watched the National day parade with my mom's family, and lost $2.50 in mahjong to my grandpa.

God, Ah gong is seriously old! He is 88!!!!! GOOD GRACIOUS ME. He can still pee on his own and play mahjong, though he doesn't know how to play with tais.

He managed to win money from Momo, my auntie (if you remember, the one who calls her bunny "girl-girl" although the bunny is male. My cousin added in, "Yeah lor, the kuku bird very big somemore!") and me!

How the hell he did it I don't know, especially when he xiao xiang gong-ed twice. -_-

I teared a bit when they showed the late president guy who wrote the pledge. He looks so kindly and nice!! I think I am a bit too emotional for my own good lor, I don't even know who he was until he died and yet I can manage to cry over a few sentences.

Nair mind! I saw Lao Lee also got tear a bit, I think he is happy to see Singapore from lousy cheap fireworks can become like today, all laser and dunno what sai.

I know I should blog more, but I am realllllly not kidding when I say I am very busy lor! I really am! I especially came home early from Ah gong's house to chat in Stomp, and tomorrow got to wake up early for work at 9am.

Joyous of joyous occasion though!

MIKE IS COMING TOMORROW!!!!!!

:D

For 17 days only but I am so happy. He shaved off all his blonde hair too, so now he looks like a cute army boy. Oh, joy!

I waxed off all my leg hair yesterday. I am rubbing it now as I type, and man does it look and feel good with my new glorious tan! MUAHAHA

Now if you excuse me, I am gonna sleep one last lonely night, and tomorrow I am gonna be filled with endorphines, if you know what I mean, ah huh ah huh...

Pretty photo:



Yeah I know, the tee says "Top Model". Ironic isn't it? Yes precisely. Coz I can never be a top model.

I promise to blog more. Promise! I'll try!

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