Sorry for the lag! I've been quite busy lately, and I need some time to edit all my photos, then I will post them up.
Did one bigass one though, hehe...
Can someone please update my wikipedia page for me? (I have no idea how to do it, looks damn tough)
It's obviously written a long long time ago by some morally presumptous fucker who hates me.
And also can't be bothered to upload a chio photo of me despite me splattering them all over the place.
Racist and xenophobic! If I am racist and xenophobic how come my boyfriend is not Singaporean or Chinese you tell me! Such rubbish, am obviously not famous for being bloody racist.
You kind wikipedian who decided to do this task can involve "first blogger in Singapore to get involved with TV" or something like that MUAHAHAHAHA GIRLS OUT LOUD!
Go watch tonight, in case by 10pm I have yet blogged to urge you again.
Alright already, I am blogging!
Exciting!
IS TONIGHT!!!!
WATCH!!!
10 PM! Channel 5!!
Postnote, Tues 12.43am:
About the height jokes. Firstly, I wasn't really offended, I just thought it wasn't very polite, not for someone I am not on close terms with. My friends make height jokes all the time, and I am fine with that.
Secondly, just because I TEASE MYSELF don't mean I can't take offence at people teasing me. If some fat friend of yours says that she is fat, does it mean you can also call her fat the rest of the day?
You can say your mom's being a bitch, but is it ok for someone you are not even close with to call your mom a bitch too?
If you don't get it, just don't write your nitwit opinion, coz you are stupid. Maybe you should consider not tainting the internet with your worthlessness anymore. Maybe suicide? Just an option. *shrugs*
I don't really care about my being short, I've been like shortest in class since Sec 1, and have long been accustomed to it. So yeah, I really don't see the point of you guys all telling me I am short, because I know it already! And you should know about it too, I blogged about that so many times! Where were you, in Cuba?!
Otherwise, how's the show? Fabulous? I KNOW! Tell me what you think!!!
p/s: Please do not give stupid advice, ie "dun show your teeth so much!!!111" because the show have long been filmed and nothing can be changed now. Read The Full Article
Pixel grabs
After the screening of my show (which is on Monday) Mike the capitalist said I should double the pixel ad prices (which, as you can see, I haven't bothered to change because I am that sort of procrastinator), and so he will do...
If you wanna buy any cheap ads I suppose you can do it right now, while the price of 1 small square over in the grid is still $50 SGD.
And that lasts six months too and will link to the website of your choice with the aid of a saucy tagline, unless, of course, the said website is like animal porn or something.
You know, actually, it depends on which animal, coz I might approve some of them. No, horses and dogs are out (what's wrong with you??! Did your uncle love you too much as a kid?), but personally I think if you can find exotic animals such as like white tigers or such... well... I suppose I won't judge you.
Well then, you can pay by paypal. Or bank transfer. Or delivering a pink vertu to me. I'm breezy.
p/s: I think that I am not cutesy enough, so I am gonna add like a girly icon right here:
Doesn't that just increase my sex appeal? Oh yes baby, it does.
p/p/s: I miss my Mike, he smells so nice. =( Read The Full Article
3 days till Girls Out Loud!
My tv show is starting on this Monday (4th), 10pm, on Channel 5!!!
First episode is Fame, so to tempt you to watch it, here are some production stills taken by our very pregnant (now give birth already) producer Joan Leong.
Rozz and I at Geoff Ang's studio, waiting to get our pictures taken by Geoff the Famous Photographer himself!!
You know how much his photography costs? Like $15,000 a day can!
Check out his profile here, got Rebecca Tan's (I don't like her much) nipples. Ha! Didn't expect them to be so ... brown.
Of course there's also Zoe Tay, Fann Wong, Maggie Q etc etc people, very nice photos!
Me getting hair curled
I felt so bad about it, until Rozz took my prop out of a plastic bag.... a freaking smelly DEAD SQUID.
I was told that a squid was gonna be used, but I really thought it was this kind...
Like red and curly sort, you know...
But.....
It is sooooooo cold and dead and super smelly!!!!!!
I couldn't stop strieking, and Rozz had to arrange the tentacles still Geoff was pleased, and she tried to put the slimy bastard's head on my head, and mind you the head is damn ugly, then Geoff said, "Yeah let's not show the head, I'm not very big on it..."
A tentacle brushed against my lip! Eww gross!
To see how the photos turned out you have to watch the show!
As a start to the show Rozz and I sat on the super expensive Maybach. I'll update how much it costs when I get a chance to ask Gillian or Rozz... (That's 1.5 mil)
Pronounced as "my-bark"
It's super nice! Limos aren't allowed in Singapore (right? That's what I heard), so I guess this is the closest u can get to a limo.
There's two separate tv screens at the back, and the two back seats come with adjustable velvet leg rests and remote controls and headsets and a lot of things lar!
The only thing I don't like about it is that it is blue. If it is in pink, it will be perfect as my "Maybach Princess Transport".
While Rozz went off to be a dream therapist in After Hours (see previous blog entries), I tried out singing!
Well, I sucked at it pretty much, so please don't watch the show with food in your mouth.
We also had lessons with Kumar, who taught us how to be fabulous...
He kept making jokes about my height, which I thought wasn't very polite since I only knew him for like 5 mins. =( But well, everyone else said he is a really nice guy off-screen. Shrugs.
Mike was there with us during filming (he was here to visit me), and he whispered to me, "Baby, aren't those lady's shoes?" Hahaha... He needs to be introduced to the Singapore entertainment industry.
And Rozz's expressions are always so funny.
We attend a Fornarina party!
Can see Ericia Lee blurred in the background...
Forced to be the hosts of the night, and I was seriously freaked out.
So yeah remember to tune in ah!
You know I love you all...
p/s: It fucking snowed like a half metre worth of snow TWO DAYS AFTER I CAME BACK! I saw none of it! And my nickname is Xiaxue and I never saw snow before! WTF! What's wrong with America???! It hates me. Singapore hates me too, once my plane touched down there was a heavy roll of thunder and lightning struck really close.
ZOUK SUCKS!!
Kenneth now you know how good I am to you, better be nicer to me!
About to reach home in 6 hours
Writing this in the bloody LAX airport while I wait 5 hours without internet connection for my next flight to Taipei, which is a leg-cramping 13.30hrs!!!!!!!!!
The things people do for love!
Bloody hell.
A chain series of events just happened to piss me off. First, I dropped my carry-on luggage onto my foot. It hurts.
After that, I had to pay USD$3 for a trolley. A BAGGAGE TROLLEY! It's all free in Singapore! Bloody capitalists.
My fucking 46 kg hugeass luggage then arrived (ain't it amazing? It is actually heavier than me), and in an understandable anxiousness to try to get it (after the fucker got lost the previous time. Though that might not be its fault), I blindly asked the man next to me to help me heave it out of the carousel -
Without noticing he is about 100 years old.
He, out of kindness, obliged, and almost died trying. He was pulled several metres along with the fucking samsonite, while I looked on wide-eyed and horrified.
He was thoroughly embarrassed and apologized profusely, while a stout Mexican daddy helped me with it. I feel so bad!
After that, some irresponsible cleaners decided that engineers work hard to design a wide airport toilet entrance clearly the size of $3 trolleys for their sake, and parked their STUPID cleaning trolley right smack where I would have to bump into it.
My carry-on delightedly fell on my foot again. It hurts.
I was so pissed I pissed and didn't wash my hands. I thought about going in again to wash them, I really did, but there the cleaning trolley was, menacingly blocking my way. Yes, so now, I am typing with filthy hands. I think I might develop a trauma of sorts.
Perhaps just to lure me into a false sense of security, something good finally happened. I found a plug outlet for the laptop!
About 10 wireless connections here, but none are free.
But ah! I thought to myself. I have some Lost DVDS I can watch for hours!!!!!! Hooray!
And tadah! I brought the external CD drive but not the wire to connect it to the laptop!
-_-
Very unhappy with a hurt foot.
Also bored.
I attempted to photoshop the photos that we took (which are minimal to say the least. You try to get Mike to try photos! That boy really doesn't know how to pose at all! If he were born a Japanese chick he would be ostrasized by all his Japanese chick neoprint-taking friends), but it just made me cry so I am not going to try again until I get back to Singapore and have more stuff to distract me.
Bah!
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In Taipei Airport now with internet! Bless the Taiwanese!
Reaching home in a bit, see u guys. =)
57 Degrees Fahrenheit
Is 12 degree celcius!!! Today is not too bad, the day before was freezing subzero lor...
In Texas right now and blogging while Mike is showering.
The journey here was one of the worst 30 hours ever.
I flew from Singapore to Taipei (5 hours), Taipei to LA (10.5 hours), and LA to Vegas (1.5 hours) and Vegas to Dallas (2.5 hours), and from Dallas to this small town (1.5 hours) Mike is studying in - with like 3 hours of waiting in between each flight.
To add to that, I was sick AGAIN!
Remember those Ferrari party photos?! Well that night was pretty cold for Singapore standards, and all I wore was Shuyin's satin halter-neck dress and serves me right to get flu the next day. -_-
So anyway, one of my biggest phobias ever is to not get my luggage, and it happened!!!!!!!!
I was standing at the baggage retrival area waiting, and everyone was just taking theirs off, and it's such a small airport, can't be long till my luggage comes now... and the bloody machine stopped!!
And American Airlines lost my luggage for a whole 2 days before it was found!!!!!
Super pissed off.
When it was delivered here, one milo sachet was burst open (Eekean: "Never underestimate the power of hot milo in winter") and everything was in brown dust.
Wonderful.
But other than that, my holiday's not too bad... I wore some covered-toe shoes with socks the first day, and I was still freezing my ass off, so Mike whizzed me to Walmart, where I bought some fur-lined ugly ugg-like boots for $19!
Bloody angmohs chicks here are wearing short skirts!!! ARE THEY NOT HUMAN OR SOMETHING??
Mike brought me to Red Lobster just now, some seafood place. They served crab, but apparently in America they only serve the LEGS!
How weird is that?
Back in Singapore, I throw the legs away!
What do they do to the yummy body and claw meat? That would be the one question I will ask God when I die.
Ok, blog again when I have more pictures or something.
