Have a Merry Indulgz Xmas and a happy new year!

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Once again it's an Indulgz free dinner! Wooo! This time they invited me over for tasting their spanking new festive Xmas and New Year menu.

So in case you are now kiasu-ly making plans for your holiday celebrations already, maybe you can consider dining at Indulgz!

This time I invited Ming (founder of Nuffnang and also a personal friend of mine) and his girlfriend Estee to have a quiet sort of dinner with Mike and I.

The last few times I went to Indulgz it was more like a rowdy party and kinda stressed me out coordinating everyone's timing and bringing props - so today I'm just relaxed, double-dating and happy!

Mike and I arrived first. It seems to rain everytime we go to Indulgz! That sounds like a mood-dampener but I actually felt extra romantic cozying inside the snug restaurant. :)

Beautifully decorated for Xmas. The people here really don't scrimp on making the ambiance right.

I'm dressed in a high neck, bare-back ruffled navy blue dress!

Very Christmasy right?



Mike in his usual boring clothes. I need to bring him shopping.


Us

Ming and Estee arrives!


I asked Mike to help us girls take the traditional photo at Indulgz' entrance.

Bah. Before I know what was going on, Mike already snatched the camera and proceeded to take a picture in double quick time. He then shoved the cam to me, like "Ok done, let's go back in"!!

The pic is totally fail lor! I told him to take another.

Same fail picture! No warning or 1,2,3 or whatever! I asked him to take another and he was like, "You want me to stand in the rain somemore?!"

He was so grouchy that day! I forgive him though coz I think he just can't wait to start on the food.

Third pic still not great but passable.



Ming and Estee.

Today we got to preview the Xmas and New Year menu!

Xmas ones are available on Xmas eve and day - and each meal comes with a Xmas cocktail. You can pick to come at 5.30pm to 8pm, or 8.30pm to 11pm. $89.90 per set!


The New Year menu is available from 31 Dec 2008 to 1st Jan 2009.

Foooooooooooood!



CLEAR CHICKEN CONSOMME (Xmas)

Ming and Estee were impressed by Indulgz's first dish!

This newly created soup tastes just like how I remember my grandma used to boil hearty soups - except even better.

It is savoury and sweet and when you drink it, you immediately know that someone took a damn long time to boil this such that all the ingredients' favours are fully infused into the soup!

Check out the smoke! I should take home some to drink during a cold night while watching an old movie with Mike. :D

And the best part about these clear soups is that you will never get tired of drinking it!

See?



CREAMY HOMEMADE CRAB BISQUE (Xmas)

Yums! I've already gushed about this before but here we go again!

This soup is thick, seafoody and creamy at the same time. I don't know how they do it!

The crab is painstakingly handpicked from cruel shells and served to us lazy eaters.

Our soups.

Just as we were craving for drinks, our cocktail is served to us.

SPARKLING CHRISTMAS (Xmas of course)

This is included in the Xmas set meal and it's sparkling joy in a glass!

Normally I hate anything alcoholic but Indulgz has mastered the art of making alcohol taste like any other sweet drink - yet it's pretty strong.

This is made of sweet white wine and something else... Some of us guessed plum, some guessed ginger beer, and I think it tastes like apple! It's actually passionfruit.

Maybe you can be a better guesser than all of us.

Cheers!



Ming and Estee said they look ugly in this pic so I chopped off their heads.


After Cocktail fun

Mike and I tied knots with cherry stems while Ming and Estee looked on, laughing.

Ming asked why people bother to do that and I said it's for girls to prove that their tongues are super strong and will do great in blowjobs and kisses.

Honestly though, it's not that hard to tie a knot so I doubt it proves anything! I think the double knot one is probably really hard. Know anyone who can do that?

Soup finished.



Nice pic! I'm thinking of framing it.



Yippee! Free candy cane!



Next we are served more soups:



WHOLESOME CLAM CHOWDER (NY)



Creamy and delicious! Very tasty and chockful of whole baby clams!

Loves! Normally clam chowders are a litle too thick for my liking. I like that Indulgz's is slightly less thick, but still very creamy and tasty.

There's corn, carrot and celery bits in it. Eeww to the celeries. But I didn't taste them at all coz they are all cooked till real soft.

Major Yums:



CREAMY TOMATOP AND SCALLOP SOUP (NY)

Does this make your mouth water or what?!

Indulgz makes this soup from scratch with real tomatoes that are pureed till they are reduced to this state!

The final result is very tasty tomato soup that's more sweet than it is sour - yet very creamy.

It's like tomatos full blast without the sour and raw part of it. :)

Did I neglect to mention that thing in the middle?

That's right, fresh jumbo scallop!

Needless to say how nice and fresh this is.



I do the cutting to prevent fights.



Proof that we loved it.



Time to cleanse our palette!


We had an intermission of...







STRAWBERRY COINTREAU SORBET (Xmas)

I love sorbets! This one is lovingly homemade and tastes like strawberries margarita. Cointreau is used so it's not too strong (but still quite strong as in alcoholic amount, not taste).

It is very refreshing and totally does its job of cleansing your palette for the main courses.

MAINS:




ROASTED PORK LOIN with
HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS STUFFINGS (Xmas)

This is cooked using the most tender cut of loin, and roasted for hours and hours to retain its juices!

Comes with sweet mashed potatoes and festive Xmas stuffings - and not to mention a dash of red wine sauce to go with the pork.

The stuffings are sweet and immediately reminds me of the joy of Xmas!

Made of walnuts, apples, raisins - among other things.

Ming keeps praising this dish and saying how difficult it is to make a meat so dense so juicy and soft.

One mystery though!

HOW DID THE CHEF CUT THE HOLE FOR THE STUFFINGS???????

The loin is in one whole piece and they said "no meat is wasted". We guessed they drilled a hole in the pork but it is not the right method.

Any guesses? Please tell me coz I am dying of curiosity! The chef won't share his secret. :(

BAKED SEABASS w CAVIAR SAUCE (Xmas)

Baby seabass - marinated and grilled. Served with white wine caviar sauce and fine beans. Drenched with a generous amount of almond flakes.

I love this!

The fish is exceedingly fresh and every bite is full of zest as the fish is done just right with really crispy skin!

The flavour is magically brought out with seasonings on the fish (peppery and salty) as well as, interestingly enough, the almonds.

Pork Loin and Seabass gone! I actually finished the fine beans and mashed potatoes after that.

I know. I'm so gluttony!

Grumpy Mike is happier now!

More courses await us....





GRILLED RIBEYE w Mushroom ragout,
Sauteed spinach and red wine sauce (NY)

I thought that Indulgz's beef can never get any better, but they prove me wrong time and again.

Their beef is well-marbled, and kept fresh by promising never to freeze but to chill.

Ribeye is the second most expensive cut of beef following tenderloin, and...

every bite is really like some taste explosion!

It's very juicy and more juices flow out with every chew. *goes soft thinking about it*

And what makes it even more perfect now is the combination of a few of my favourite things: Namely sauteed spinach and creamy mushrooms!

Omg!!

Omg again!

So fucking nice.

I know you are salivating.

But enough gushing about the beef. Next!!

PAN-ROASTED RED SNAPPER
w Carrot Butter Sauce (NY)

Fresh red snapper... Comes with creamy carrot sauce and asparagus.

Bonus: Also comes with 2 deep-fried oysters!

Soft, meaty and just divine on the inside, with a crispy skin on top of it.

The carrot cream sauce is innovative yet well made. The initial taste is cream and the aftertaste is a subtle taste of carrots.

Mike is overjoyed at the sight of this coz Red Snapper is his favourite fish.

We play with the candy canes.

Force-feeding Mike. "EAT THIS!"






Estee thinks of a better thing to do with the candy cane:



Haha! Looks good on you, Ming!

One more dish awaits us! This is the Special for this week. There will be at least one special dish every week to entice your tastebuds. If you would like to find out what is the specials of the week, just give Indulgz a call at 6238 7032.


We got...

CREAMY SEAFOOD and
ANGEL HAIR PASTA

for our special!

Filled with mussels, squid and salmon chunks... Soft angel's hair pasta... Covered in creamy sauce.

Generous portions.

We tuck in!



Check out the piping hot goodness.

I thought I was goddamn full by this point but I still ate it! Coz it's damn nice!

Normally I like my pasta al dente, but since angel's hair is so fine, it can never be semi-cooked like normal pasta can.

Nonetheless, it more than makes up for it because being so fine, the pasta soaks up more sauce than it normally will. It's something different, yet nice for a change!

The pasta is soft but not mushy, and goes great with the cream sauce!

DESSERT TIME!!!!!!!




Can anyone guess that this is?

We guess banana cake, chocolate, and other rubbish (after tasting it mind you) and we were all wrong!

STICKY DATE and WALNUT PUDDING (Xmas)

Interesting isn't it!?

I'm very impressed because usually interesting stuff are not very yummy but this is great!

It is generously sided with Indulgz's homemade caramel sauce. The inside is nutty, sticky, and sweet with an edge to it.

The slightly burnt aftertaste of the caramel also goes really well with the dense cake.

On top of it is something also surprising: SOUR CREAM!

And remarkably enough it goes great with the cake! It's like magic! Just like parma ham goes with melon! Or Mike goes with me! Hahaha

Estee likes it.


Last but not least, we have our Chocolate Mousse!



MILK CHOCOLATE MOUSSE w
White Chocolate Shavings (NY)

Chocolate mousse is relatively common but getting it absolutely right is not easy!

This one is perfect:

It tastes like soft chocolate ice-cream that's extra creamy and melts in your mouth. Love!

Chef Lawrence comes out to greet us!

I told him that this photo is very boring so I told him to give a cuter pose.

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Now he looks like a happy chef!



Happy meal thanks to him!

Wonder if he feels a lot of job satisfaction? Coz we love his food!



Proof.

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Mike and I just did something that makes me snigger in happiness everytime I think about it.

See, we had a pest problem.

Our door, our dear vulnerable wooden door, is attacked by what is called "woodborers".

Everyday an irritating amount of round hard wooden... shavings? pellets? fall out from under the door!

Day after day we keep stepping on these wood bits and after literally a year of procrastination, I decided to call the pest exterminators to come over to see what the hell is the problem with my stupid door.

The people from Ridokill (is this how to spell it?) were really nice and two guys came over wearing lethal-looking masks and looked like they were about to stop all my problems and give the culprits a good spanking at the same time.

The guys felt underneath the door and declared that there are indeed beetles living inside the door, because they could feel the little holes.

Apparently, these bastards eat the wood and multiply... AND GUESS WHAT?

THEY SHIT TRUCKLOADS.

That's right.

Those little wooden pellets that we thought we were stepping on is actually their GODDAMN FECES!

I've been stepping on them and going on my bed and sleeping literally with beetle shit!

CCB!

So anyway, the guys sprayed something that the beetles won't like into the holes.

"M'dm," he declared. "I cannot guarantee that this will kill all the beetles because the holes might be very deep and maybe the spray cannot reach them. But if they go to the area with the spray, they will die."

"Take how long to die?" I asked, imagining a beetle struggling for life futilely on its back and smiling to myself.

"Immediately." My smile widened.

I paid him $120.

Before he left he also assured me that their corpses will remain inside the door and not drop out of it, inconveniencing me. I know, right? How sweet of the beetles to die in a considerate way.

So weeks later...







Still the fuckers are alive and shitting!

I fucking had enough!


One day, Mike took clear duct tape and taped up the bottom portion of the door where their housing entrance is!!!


I imagine this is what will happen to them.

Day 1:

Young beetle:

Ma... I can't get out of the house for a bit for fresh air.



Mom beetle, looks up from eating my door and shitting at the same time:

Good. Come eat some more of this wood.



Young beetle:

Mommmmmmm........ I am sick of eating the same shit everyday! I want to eat something else! And I want to have a life!



Mom beetle:

Om nom nom.

Day 23:

Beetle:

Why is it so smelly?

Day 40:

Beetle:

ARGH! My humongous amount of shit is catching up with me! I am literally suffocating with the shit that's threatening to engulf me! Help! I have no space to manoeuvre! Oh dear what should I do what should I do?

If I don't eat I won't shit anymore but I will die of hunger. If I eat I get more space to move but I also will shit! Arghhhhhhhhhhhh! My life is a meaningless tragedy!

Oh but delicious wood! Om nom nom.

Day 50:

Beetles are dead and squished up in their own shit pellets - which they used to torment me and Mike for a year. It's almost like poetic justice or something.

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p/s: Ten years ago when I was 14 and Prince William was 16, all I thought of was marrying the cutest prince ever (that was before Harry usurped his position) and becoming a princess. Now, in year 2008, I got to see his penis. It's like... inconceivable. I am this much closer to my dream.

What does this tell us, girls? That's right... Anything is possible.


p/p/s: I demand that I am also shown Jerry Yan's appendage!!!!!

Just joking. I only love Mike and penises frighten me.


p/p/p/s: Don't know if you have seen this, but it's really funny.

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Woohoo!

Are you waking up to the same day as I am (although admittedly I have not slept)? Coz today is awesome!

I just went to check my email and I screamed... coz final-fucking-ly, GMAIL INSTALLED THEMES!!!!!!


Themes meaning we can now choose PINK for the outlook of our email webpage if we want to!

I've waited ages for this, Google assholes! But now you have done it, so you all are no longer assholes! *blows air kisses*


And thanks for keeping us juvenile girls in mind and giving us a "candy" theme!

How my Gmail looks like now.


CHIO!

Now I no longer have to look at that disgusting blue page tens of times everyday.

I know. I seem to be making a mountain out of a molehill.

Hey, people just have different priorities, OK! Yours is remembering to take your syphilis medicine and surviving the day using no more than 2 adult diapers, while mine is to make everything prettier.

That's fine, I won't judge you so don't judge me!

Ok toodles! I'll update soon - I'm blogging for Indulgz's Xmas menu now!

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I am not blogging because...

1) I am irritated by the stupidity of so many of my blog readers. Read this. Thanks.

2) People are asking me to stick to blogging about girly stuff and I refuse to adhere to the opinions of idiots. I might blog about rocket science and deep-sea marine life food chains though, just to prove I can blog about whatever I want as long as I have an opinion on it, regardless of whether I am qualified/thoroughly informed about that topic. Suck on that!

3) I am truly busy. I just finished shooting pictures for the blog banner. This is the first step towards a new blog skin!

4) Shaking head in disgust at how 1 day everyone loves me and the next everyone wants my blood. Weird. The worst thing is that I never actually said anything bad about Obama. Shrugs. I don't really care because I am used to people disliking me, but it's still a tad unsettling.

5) See point 1.

6) Oh god, the severity of point 1.

7) Simply don't feel like it. I'd rather watch Project Runway 4 on Tudou.com... Or...

8) Ok fine, actually I still love some of you coz I am working on a smashing blog entry! It's a bit mean though, so I don't know if I should post it.


Oh well!



p/s: Was called a Philistine because of blog entry. Just found that interesting.


p/p/s:

Names hurled at me:

Ignorant: 43 times.

When will people realise it is a logical fallacy to call someone ignorant because of his OPINION? You will never know if the person came to his conclusion because he has less or perhaps even more knowledge than you.

Stupid: 26 times

Dumb: 9 times

Racist: 5 times

Shallow: 18 times

Materialistic: 2 times

Whore: 3 times

Slut: 2 times

Bitch 26 times

Aries Bitch: 1 time. Hello??? I'm a Taurus! But thanks for knowing my birthday.

Ugly: 14 times (Including one which specified that Obama is much better-looking than me)

Black pussy: 1 time. WTF? Don't anyhow say hor! It's solid-gold and encrusted with diamonds and precious stones.

Blonde: 8 times

Shitty: 5 times

Pessimistic: 2 times

Bimbo: 15 times

Ironic: 5 times

Immature: 5 times

Smelly/stinky: 3 times. How is my smell relevant?

Fake: 5 times

Retard/retarded: 4 times




One word back at you all: INTOLERANT.


Comments disabled! By disabled I mean you can still post since comments are moderated, they won't go through. They will be deleted before they ever will appear. And I won't read them. So don't bother.

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Zzzzz

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, O-bama
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
and I need you today. O-bama!

Bleah. I just finished watching the ep of South Park on the US elections. Everywhere I turn, every blog I see, is harping on how AWESOME Obama is.

It pisses me off, because he is not even President yet! So far, he has done NOTHING, and yet people say statements like:


Obama is going to bring CHANGE... Well, he is a different human being from Bush, so I guess there will be change no matter what, right?

Obama is going to bring HOPE to America. Eh, ok... Don't know exactly how but guess he can create HOPE out of a well-rehearsed speech.

Obama is going to eradicate or at least reduce racism by mere merit of the fact that he is (half) black.

Obama is going to repair the tattered reputation of America. I suppose sending out fruit baskets to every other country in the world will be a good start.

Obama is WORLD PEACE! He will shine his god-like beams upon this world!!!111



Whatever man.


In case you are rolling your sleeves up angrily and shouting at your monitor now: "Are you a McCain supporter? You support War and Bloodshed?! You are ignorant!"


Well let me clarify now: I am neither an Obama or McCain supporter.

I am 100% apathetic about who wins.

The sad thing is this: Now I cannot even have the freedom to be apathetic without people calling me names like DUMB, or NAIVE, or IGNORANT!

People tell me that the US economy will affect the WORLD, including Singapore. Ok yes, it will. So?

I cannot vote for the US president, can I?

And truth be told, I do not give a shit about whether or not Iraq is going to continue being invaded.

That's right. I am selfish, vain, and disgustingly self-centered. All I care about is that today I managed to buy some Waffle Crisps after looking for them for a damn long time.

SO WHAT if I infuse myself with interest about the elections and shove my unwelcome opinions upon others?

The only American I can possibly influence is going to vote for whoever he wants to.

(And I know what you are thinking. Mike is a Texan, and therefore he must be a war-mongering hardcore Republican who voted for McCain. Wrong. He voted for someone else other than Obama or McCain. If someone makes a right guess in the comments I shall confirm it. :D)

So yeah, back to my interest in the elections. So what if I care? I know I have a blog and maybe it can sway some Americans' opinions on who to vote for, but I do not pretend to be smart enough or informed enough to tell others what to do!


But enough of that.

The thing is, I just don't fucking GET IT!

Why is everyone so bloody smitten by Obama?

Don't people remember that Politicians are liars and campaign promises often turn out to be complete bullshit?

I get it that McCain is dumb to admit that he wants to continue a war (as if anybody will immediately think that war is good) and that Obama said he won't.

I get it that Obama is suave and smart and speaks really well... while McCain is very wheezy.

I get it that the democratic-biased media protrays McCain as the next George Bush, except worse. (Guess the poor fellow won't have a chance to prove himself) I get it that people are sick of Bush and want someone different.


But Obama is still just another human and we still don't know how he will perform!


HOWEVER, the media has pushed him on such a pedestal that I think he now being put on par with Apple products and religion.

It is true!

Nowadays, all the smart and cool people support Obama. It is hip to be liberal and it is cool to steal money from the rich to give to the poor.

Anyone who supports McCain must be a racist little redneck from the South or like some inbred family from Arkansas.

No discussion is needed.

If you don't support Obama, you are immediately deemed as bloody retarded: Just like how the retards from the states with lower IQs voted for Bush the second time. Remember that one?

I didn't support Bush then (although for what reason, I don't know, except the media protrayed him as extremely retarded).

When I saw this data, I was one of those people who gave myself a hearty pat on my back because I thought: Hey! This means I have a high IQ because I don't like Bush either!

Turns out, this is a complete hoax. I guess I was a moron for thinking I was a genius.


It annoys me so bad when these arrogant pricks call others names just because people have a different opinion from them.

Just like RELIGION.

If I don't believe in your religion, it means I am IGNORNANT?

It means that I don't know enough of it and that's why I don't believe in it?

It can't be that I, in fact, know MORE about it than you do and made an informed choice not to believe in it??

It can't be that I choose not to believe because I am completely indifferent to it? And can't I choose to not CARE and not be subjected to you telling me all about your religion?



Let me see what else: Yes... Race.

I get it, he is the first Black president. I can understand if the African Americans in USA are proud of him, but why is it such a big deal to everyone else??????!

Obama did not ask to be black. He didn't work hard to be black. He is not black because he is talented. He is not talented because he is black. Neither does he represent all other black people.

My point is this: There are always many firsts in the world. Let's just imagine for a moment that McCain became the President and he is the oldest President America every got.

Whoopie! This is freedom for all old people! All old people throw confetti in the air! Now, this means that old people finally got the liberation they worked so hard for and it proves to everyone that old people can become presidents!

It doesn't mean that lor... It means that it just so happened that a talented person who won an election is old.

Kua kua... No doubt some of you are calling me racist at this point. I am not racist. I am racially indifferent.

I do not care what race Obama is as long as he is a good president.

You, on the other hand, are the racist one, because if you think "This shows that black people are as valued in USA as the whites" it just goes to show that you do see the difference in colour.



The reason why I am not a fervent supporter of Obama is:

1) I refuse to be an all-knowing fanboy like these people and

2) he gives me a vague feeling of discomfort. Scott Adams talks about this too.

However, my vague feeling of discomfort is justified in that I find it scary that Obama is so charming that he can make everyone in the world believe he is a demi-god without even doing anything... yet.

If anyone else around you yells out, "I will change the world for the better if I were president!" you will probably glare at the person and tell him to fucking prove himself - and not join a facebook group to support him.

If such a person is suddenly put in such a powerful position, imagine what could happen?

Well, Hitler's a good example. He gave such good propaganda speechs that people were convinced that a good idea to kill fellow humans.

Of course in all likelihood Obama won't be able to get away with that now, and neither will he do that. But I'm just telling you why I think it's scary to put someone so beguiling... as the President of the most powerful country.

And my 3rd reason for not fervently supporting him is that I just don't care enough.


But enough of this heavy stuff!!

Everywhere people are talking about how handsome Obama is! He is cute, but guess who's also cute?

JOHN MCCAIN!

I know, right? Such a surprise! Hello... It's not that I have old-people-fetish ok! It's just that he used to be really cute when he was young!!!

(This does not mean I support him ok so please don't start lambasting me and trying to convince me that Obama is much better)

SHUAI!


Not bad hor!



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I think Obama would have been cuter if not for that weird outfit.

So you think McCain has been going like, "Goddamn it, Cindy! I was damn hot too! Why don't they talk about how handsome I was?!" everytime he hears people saying Obama is handsome?

*cue childish giggles*

Must be frustrating having to talk about serious stuff all the time.

Also, his daughter is hot!

p/s: I don't give a shit about how dumb Sarah Palin is, ok! Didn't I just say I am apathetic?! I only am blogging about this because I don't like how people blindly idolise Obama!

p/p/s: Mike insists I clarify that my political views are not swayed by him because he says everyone will immediately presume he is a redneck if I don't support Obama.


UPDATE: I love all the comments! Keep them coming and thanks for proving me right, you fucktards! I can't disagree with you now and it makes you "disappointed"? If you think I'm just a moron then why does a moron's opinion bother you?

p/p/p/s: I am talking about Singaporeans in this entry. I don't give a shit about how Americans are behaving because I don't know about them.

p/p/p/p/s: I didn't say ALL Obama-supporters are ill-informed retards. But a lot of them are. Goggle-eyed retards with blind faith and expecting everyone to see the same as them.

p/p/p/p/p/s: It especially makes me laugh when people call me ignorant. It's like a magic word or something.

p/p/p/p/p/p/s: My favourite comment is the one where someone compared their faith in Obama to my love (and faith) for Juicy Couture (and my belief that Juicy's next product will also be awesome - not true, but even if it is, it is because they had a line of history for me to compare to).

And also, the one where someone said Obama is smarter than me?!?!?! Why am I being compared to him now? I am honoured.

AND also the one who said I should say goodbye to my ratings! What ratings?!

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Long ranting post

I feel like complaining endlessly today. Aren't you in luck!

I HATE INCONSIDERATE SMOKERS.

I am tempted to say I hate all smokers, but there are really some smokers who do not disturb me at all, so those - you are let of the hook.

What I really, really dislike are smokers who presume that people around them should accept their nasty habit just because they are "addicted", or that "please, it's just a bit of smoke".

Which part of LUNG CANCER and FUCKING SMELLY do they not understand???

Case in point 1:

For the longest time I've been wondering why the fuck Mike smells so horrible whenever he comes back from work.

Whenever I mention this, he always says he was in an aircon room the whole day. As it turns out, I found out after two years of washing stinky clothes that his co-workers all smoke inside the office. THE AIR-CONDITIONED OFFICE.

Can you BELIEVE THEIR INCONSIDERATION?

Mike doesn't smoke, and neither do some of the other workers in their company, but because majority do (and so does the boss, I presume), everybody else has to breathe in their second-hand smoke.

If Mike gets lung cancer, are these smokers going to be responsible? Why should he (and I, since I also smell it) bear the consequences of something that someone else did to make himself feel good?

Analogy: Is it ok if some guy wanks and blows his load all over your face? No right? Same as cigerattes what! Why is it ok to impose this inconvenience and rudeness to others?

Oh God I am so fucking pissed of.

Case in point 2:

This is not really about inconsiderate smokers but just a rant about smokers in general.

Shuyin used to work at this company where almost everyone smokes.

So, every 1,2 hours or so, her co-workers take a 10 minute long smoke break.

During this time, all the smokers will vacate the office and go to the back alley area to smoke. They happily chat with each other and mingle, then they go back to the office.

HOW IS THIS FAIR TO NON-SMOKERS???????

1) Why should these fuckers be entitled to a 10 minute break every hour? Why? Just because they have an addiction problem? Because if they don't smoke, they will be sluggish and tired? Fuck that!

People who do not smoke get the same fucking pay as smokers do, so why should smokers get more time off?

2) If I have an addiction to eating every hour, do you think my boss will allow me to take a food break every hour? Huh? Is it ok if I go downstairs to buy a doughnut?

Why is it that only smokers get this privilege? Is it because it is a common enough problem? Should I take up smoking also????

3) If the boss comes into the empty office so coincidentally during a smoke break, and there is a shit job to be done, who gets to do it?

That's right: Poor Shuyin who can either stay in the office and get arrowed for more work, OR choose to stand among the smokers and make her hair fucking smelly.

4) People socialize and chat when they smoke. While this is not their fault, people who do not smoke are often pressurized to also either socially smoke (dumbass bootlickers) or stand like an idiot coughing in the smoke cloud (also dumbass bootlickers).

So I say, non-smokers... Stand strong. Don't be a fucking retard. You don't HAVE to be part of that smoking group. You can gossip also with the other non-smokers. In fact, hype it up such that the smokers are the ones missing out, geddit?

Which brings me to my next point...

Case In Point 3:

Waiting for smokers.

Throughout my life, I cannot begin to count the amount of time wasted waiting for smokers.

After dinner, I wait for them to finish their sticks. After a movie, I wait. In between Mahjong, I wait.

While I might not be doing something fulfilling every minute either, it is still infuriating that people will consciously choose to pick up this habit, and cause everyone around them to waste time.

Once, Mike and I were at Cineleisure's open air carpark. It was a weekend, and naturally there wasn't any space to park.

We saw this young Indian couple walking towards their car, so we just stopped near to their lot and waited for them to exit.

Predictably... they begin to smoke.

The man finished his cigarette first, and SOMEHOW, the woman must have been smoking a magical never-ending cigarette or something, because 10 minutes later, she was still not done yet.

The man, after she was about 3/4 done, decided he is bored waiting for her snail-paced puffs, and decided to light up again.

Meanwhile, other cars were taking up other lots, but we missed out on those because we were parked in a corner waiting for them.

The moment I saw the man light up another cigarette, I swear I wished instant lung cancer upon him.

The little fuckers COULD SEE US CLEARLY waiting for their lot, yet they just stood right in front of other car, smoking away and laughing happily! For more than 15 minutes!

I swear I was so full of rage that if I were the driver, I would have knocked them over like little smoky bowling pins.

CHAO CHEEBYE! Because of those little fuckers we missed the beginning of our movie!

Smoke smoke smoke! Since you two smoke, why can't you just smoke inside your bloody car?! Oh, I geddit. It's not OK to harm your precious leather seats, but it's ok to harm other people or make other people wait ages for you, right?

Fucktards. So ugly already still want to smoke... Confirm turn uglier right???

Case in Point 5:

Parents who smoke.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE????

I can understand if you do not care about the health of random people walking behind you on a sidewalk, BUT YOUR OWN CHILDREN???

Your own children!

A few weeks back, Mike and I were at one of our favourite restaurants. It is a semi-fine-dining place with an excellent view.

Unfortunately though, the part with the excellent view is also open-air - which means that smokers are welcome to smoke there if they wanted to.

I didn't know this or I would not have chosen to sit outside.

Anyway, after we were almost done with our meal, a family came in.

In fact, it was just this dad with his daughter and his maid. The dad was asking the waitress what nice food there is today, and I thought to myself, "What a nice father, bringing his family out for a nice meal."

Bam. Wrong.

The daughter, about 7, was seated next to her father.

He begin to smoke and talk on his cellphone.

His daughter coughed, but of course he doesn't care. Then, his wife and other kids came in.

The daughter nudged her mother and said, "Mummy... You sit here, I don't want to sit next to Daddy, very smelly."

She stood up and gave that seat to her mom.

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Her mom was carrying a baby.

The dad was completely oblivious and continued to smoke.

What a little self-centred, selfish muthafucking prick.



There is a little bicycle shop that's famous in Thomson. The shop keeper is an avid HATER of smokers, and along his shops are signs that go like "Smokers do not get a discount", "If you smoke in my shop I will kill your entire family clan", etc... Ok lah maybe not the second one, but you get my drift.

Someone told me that if people smoke even outside his store, he will angrily come and chase them away. I am quite sure I heard he uses a broomstick to do so. Or maybe not.

That's a little extreme, and yes, he is incredibly rude, but I imagine that he must have had some sort of relative who died from second-hand smoke or something to cause this sort of wrath.

Smokers everywhere are complaining about him being very prejudiced**, but there is apparently nothing in the law that states you cannot reject a smoker from coming into your premises.


**This from a Newpaper article published about this shop. Fuck you, smokers! Feeling victimized? What about the amount of people YOU victimized?!

I personally think more shops should be like this so that it will give smokers more reasons to quit.


I am glad our government is playing an active role in making non-smokers suffer a little less.

Now smoking is banned in clubs, which means that no more innocent people will get stubbed by a fucking scalding 700 DEGREE CELSIUS (I googled this) cigarette butt that's flung carelessly around by some cheebye drunkard.

I cannot fully describe the degree of revenge I wish to inflict upon these mindless fucktards. But I think... How about this?

We take a lighted cigarette, and we poke it through their cheek. All the way until it burns through and leaves a cigarette-sized hole.

So you see, next time these fucktards decide to do something as retarded as smoke in a fucking crowded place while intoxicated, they can simply rest their ciggies in the cheek hole, you see.

The cigarette can therefore be permanently put there, like an ashtray. Not only will it not stain their fingers, they will also automatically be reminded when the cigarette is finished: It will burn them to alert them. Good, huh?

Can talk and kiss while smoking too!

Now smokers can't smoke in coffee shops, queues, planes, schools, buses etc. I think it's awesome!

I also think they should be banned on escalators (wtf the person standing behind you HAS to smell your lovely scent) and sidewalks and... restaurants with awesome views.

Where CAN they smoke then? Good question. I suggest little smoke boxes where it is enclosed and some sort of filter will filter the smoke out. That way, when smokers smoke they are the only ones who have to bear the consequences of their actions!

I hope and wish that eventually smoking will be completely banned and eradicated. WTF man. What good does it do to anyone????

p/s: I REALLY cannot understand why women smoke. Don't you care about your breath, teeth, complexion and hair's smell at all???????????? If you can quit while being pregnant, why not now? (And if you can't, then you might as well stab your baby to death right now - you have as much self-control as an ape)


p/p/s: As for the inconsiderate fucktards who have asked me if you can smoke in my house, the answer will always be NO.

When will you people ever realise that your habit is irritating and destructive to others, and learn to be properly ashamed whenever you bother the people around you?

I HATE BLOGSHOPS

For the last fucking time, I do not want to advertise for your freaking blogshop.

I am increasingly annoyed by the sudden boom of these dumbass blogshops with dumbass names like Flight of Goddess or Morning Glory or Rainbows and Hearts or My Glamour Place or WHATEVER!

Who cares about these fancy names when the clothes are...

Wait for it...


Wait for it...

ALL THE FUCKING SAME!

They are all extremely bland and poorly made.

It's these stupid little dresses made of cheap satin or some unstretchy cotton or some no-personality off-shoulder shit that's obviously OL clothes.

I can seriously roll my eyes to the back of my head. I love online shopping, but seriously, can you girls not order from the same fucking distributor????

And then, these blogshops all have the same sort of girl model with the same either

1) A bit longer than shoulder length rebonded brown/black hair or

2) long and permed black hair with

3) the same skinniness and same smile and same pose.... ADVERTISING THE SAME CLOTHES!

And then... as if the sameness is not enough...

All of them then approach the same girl bloggers who all blog the same shit about the same products!

Omg barf to the max!

If you sell stupid hand-made jewellery that's boring and not bling at all, don't approach me.

If you sell stupid boring shoes that have heels anything less than 4 inches, I am not interested.

If you sell GEO lens, I am also not interested in advertising your black-rim lens because I still find Freshkon the best.

Why would anyone owe a shop that has completely no personality? Even This Fashion has personality: It is cheap and garish.

Topshop is vintage. F21 is hip and slightly bohemian. Giordano is casual and steadfast.

What are these blogshops' specialties? Is it called Blogshops Typical? That could be a new fashion style soon man.

I am not saying all these blogshops are gross. I've on many occasions bought stuff from them before, but that was before MORE AND MORE OF THESE SHOPS ARE POPPING UP.

And as they increase in quantity, they have a serious drip in uniqueness.

I HATE MORONS

I hate morons who keep asking me questions I've already answered many times.

How much are your crystals? What glue do you use? Where exactly in arab street did you get them? How do you stick fake eyelashes? Where did you buy your sidekick? How did you unlock it? blah blah blah blah blah...


If these answers can be found in either a blog entry or a Guide to Life video, I will not answer you.


If you really want to know so badly, I suggest you google my archives. THEN, you check clicknetwork's website and see if a video how-to has been posted before. When you are sure the answer has not been answered before, you can then shoot me an email.

If you wish to take the easy route out by emailing me before even trying to find out, then I'm sorry, I can also take the easy route out by completely ignoring you.

I hate Morons who try to make use of my blog.

Today, a guy went on a long unparagraphed monologue about how his girlfriend is thinking of leaving him, and he asked me if I can blog something about him and her since the girlfriend loves my blog.

Ridiculous. Why don't you ask Jay Chou to also compose a love song about your girlfriend and serenade her with it?

Ay, just because I am obviously less famous than Jay Chou doesn't mean I am a fucking charity organisation, ok!

Why the fuck would I write about this fucker and his girlfriend? Who the fuck is interested in his story?!

And isn't it MY blog? About MY life?

Suddenly it's like everyone is badgering me to write about their shit here. Sure... I will do it: If you pay me money lor! Must be fair right?

Grrr... It makes me very annoyed when these fuckers are so buay paiseh.

I hate the moron manager guy at Phin's Steakhouse in Tampines Mall.

The little fucker pissed me off so bad today.

Mike ordered a Sirloin steak and it composed of... I swear...

40% fats.



Let me draw a picture for you:

I swear this was the composition. When I saw the lumps of saturated yellow cow fats that Mike cut out from his steak, I almost puked.

Who the fuck would eat that?

Mike didn't complain about this until he was 1/4 into his steak, but when I saw it, I told him to change the steak.

The worst thing is that the other uncut half of his steak also has loads of fats on it!

The manager refused to change it for me, saying that the steak is already half eaten, when it is not.

Ok... EVEN if it is half eaten and the other half is full of fats, isn't it logical for you to cook me half a steak then to replace your ridiculous serving????

He also said that sirloins are always full of fats - which is not true because my steak didn't have any.

So I asked him, "If sirloins are full of fats, why don't you serve me a plate of fats and call it a day?"

He then adamantly said he will give us free coffee or tea instead of changing the steak. I told him I don't want his coffee or tea. I came here to eat steak and I want steak.

He then said he will give us a 10% discount.

I said I don't want the discount. And you know what the rude fucker did?

He interrupted me and went like,

"LISTEN. I will give you the discount and coffee and tea - is that ok with you sir?"

Knowing that I was the more aggressive one, he tried to target Mike to get him to agree with his stupid coffee offer - which is probably 30c in cost price.

I was damn angry at this point and I told him I don't want his discount or coffee, I want my goddamn steak!

As my hissy fit grew louder and louder, he took up Mike's plate and I yelled at him, "No, put that down. If you don't want to change it, I want to take a picture of it."

He then said he will ask the chef and took the plate and left. Cheebye! I am damn angry that I didn't take a picture lah! WTF MAN! We paid $60 for that meal and still must fight for a decent portion of steak ah!

If I wanna eat fats I will go eat Bak Chor Mee and ask for more pork lard ok!

Little prick of a manager. Just his luck lao niang today damn angry.

Just in case you are someone who can fire him, he is the Singaporean Chinese guy who looks like he has a short dick.

If he owns the place, then just don't go there at all, everyone!

It's Phin's Steakhouse in Tampines Mall hor.




Wooooooohhh! I feel so good after complaining.

I don't care if you say "I have been a loyal reader of your blog but I now hate you after this entry and I won't come back".

I don't care if you are an offended smoker. If you are not an INCONSIDERATE smoker, I am not talking about you. If you are, then go fuck yourself.

Hiyah basically I don't care what you think lah. You know the old saying! It's my blog and I blog whatever I want!

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