Peter Coffin is a loser

I think today's blog post is gonna be interesting!!

It's all about this guy called Peter Coffin:

A little background. He is an American douchebag dude doing Youtube videos and the videos are like mostly lame parodies or something (I don't know, I can't finish watching even one). Link here. Warning, douchebaggery ahead.

Anyway, I wouldn't give two fucks about this dude if not for the fact that he consistently undermines me and insults me on twitter.

He seems to have a problem with girls who photoshop their pics, put on make up, had plastic surgery (his views on Kim Kardashian) or are just vain in general. I mean I understand most, if not all men, prefer natural beauty, but it's not like I'm freaking pushing my face into his view, am I? I'm so far away from him physically, why can't he just unfollow me instead of attacking me all the time??

He actually reminds me of those crazy homophobes who like have an abnormal hatred for girly boys and have to beat them up - except he does that with vapid females. I'm guessing he has been picked on by them in high school.

I couldn't find his older hate comments on me but here's the latest, after I announced I had a nose job revision:

So I replied:

Speechless, here's what he tweeted:

What in fuckery's sake is this rubbish? Don't pretend you give a shit about me being a role model. Really? If you cared so much about being the perfect role model, then why are your own tweets and videos so vulgar?

And since my nose job is sponsored, it is not relevant me buying yachts (??) at all.

I do find it however pretty revealing that he mentioned being not good enough. See above High School theory.


OKOK I'm long-winded but I swear I haven't got to the interesting parts yet.


So I blocked that moron, and guess what?

Along comes a chick called "Kimi Kobayashi" who also starts insulting me.

She is Peter's girlfriend, and she looks like this:

Like super pretty!

She is Japanese. Also, her twitter had 17k followers so she's actually pretty popular.

So I tweeted some nasty reply to her and blocked her. So annoying that she's so hot wtf.


And things started getting suspicious...



2 days later, Kimi not only locked up her twitter and stopped tweeting, she deleted her Tumblr too.


I started thinking something isn't right so I went to see Peter's twitter:

So apparently Kimi was sick of being a Twitter comedian!

That is weird, because ALL SHE DID WAS TO BE A TWITTER COMEDIAN:

 

Some of her tweets cached

No personal tweets. No talking about girly issues like hair or shopping or boyfriends. And girls who look like Kimi (and snaps photos of themselves to post online) will NEVER be so other-centered, ok?

Just crude, lame jokes.

The jokes sound familiar? YES. THEY SOUND LIKE PETER.

I suppose you can guess where I'm heading to... So to further confirm my suspicions, I looked at Kimi's twitpic stream (Worth a click!), and here are some of the pictures:

This one really got me... 

Would ANY girl take a photo with her friends and write a nasty caption like that???

A penis? That is realistic how?

Kimi is made up to be a nubile 18 year old girl (who doesn't wear make up, according to the captions), and she is JAPANESE living in New York.

How come there are Korean words on the pictures then?


And more importantly, where is PETER in all these photos???


So I asked on twitter - Does anyone recognise the girl in the photos??

Two of my awesome readers helped me check it out and guess what???


SHE IS A KOREAN ULZZANG!!

Her name is Lee Na Young. She is not Japanese, probably not 18, not Kimi Kobayashi, and most definitely not dating Peter Coffin!

Her pics, available here and here, were stolen from her website by a complete loser and used as a pawn for his own validation and popularity!!!!!!!!

(In other words Peter stole her photos and created a fake profile to be his girlfriend!!)

So here begs the question... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM???


I printscreened some of the funnier stuff:

HAHAHAHA! Can you imagine that fucker flirting to and fro with himself and thinking he found his soulmate??

It's so ridiculous that people would believe that that's two different people tweeting each other. The writing style is exact the same.

LOL... I'm sorry but even if Kimi is real, which she isn't, the term "power couple" are reserved strictly for good-looking or famous people. You are fugly and not famous. And she doesn't exist, so neither of you qualify.

Aww so sweet

Think someone was feeling unloved...

I wish Mike was so passionate...

I'm glad she likes the carbs idea coz it's crap. It doesn't symbolize the love for bread at all coz many other things are "carbs". Like pasta. Or rice. Or potatoes. But that's me being "endlessly contemplative" isn't it? LOL

Vomit.(More about the racism thing later)

Are you wondering why Peter wrote this?

It is because he also created a "Kimi" youtube account to....... COMMENT ON HIS OWN VIDEOS!

IS THIS FUCKING FUNNY OR WHAT?

I can't believe he wrote about the loser who can't find a REAL woman part... With the REAL in caps! Is he trying to hint to us the obvious??

Anyway there are a lot of more of these, you can see 'em HERE!! Only one friend in her youtube account. Guess who? LOL


Besides tweeting, youtube trolling, twitpic-ing, would you believe "Kimi" also blogs?

Gotta love Peter for his creativity... Randomly finding some Korean kids and wondering if they are ok in the Japanese disaster, all to boost his righteousness.

I think they are coz they are in KOREA!

WE ASIANS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE, FUCK YOU.

And I love how he is like psycho enough to come up with all these crazy details about "Kimi", like she really exists!!

MAD OR WHAT?????

Also gotta love how he slanders Lee Na Young's name with his childish commentary.

And cleavage is funny because...?

Anyway... After looking through "Kimi's" stuff, I realised that Peter loves to use her to talk about the Asian race A LOT. It's like he is fucking obsessed with Asians or something!!

Here are some (Text in black are captions by Peter):

Mocking the way Asians take photos

Coz we only eat rice

Is it really?

I don't usually play the race card. I don't give a shit whatever insults people hurl at my race. Call me a chink it's fine. But there is something just really cringe-worthy about a NON-ASIAN making all these Asian jokes!!

And seriously, he seems to be only capable of making racist jokes!

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Here's his twitter page if you feel like insulting someone today.

p/s: He was in a relationship with himself for 8 whole months. How tragic.

Really gotta love it when I find out these dark secrets about my haters. You picked on the wrong bitch, motherfucker. ;)

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Improve your Aura

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I was invited to the grand opening of the first Aura Jewellers store here in Singapore!!

What IS Aura Jewelry?

They are a new brand in town that focuses on wellness jewellery; the market leader in precious gemstones that are said to promote a healthy mind and body when you wear them!

We've all heard before the powers of different crystals and how they affect you. I don't know that much about gemstones but if you wish to read up more on them you can click HERE. I know a lot of people believe in them!

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Here's the store with rows upon rows of colourful sparkly things.

One of the diamond necklaces for sale there... I just had to try it on!

HIGH CLASS NOT??

Closer shot... Too bad not for my keeping!

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While you are there you can consult her and customise your own jewellery! Nobody will have the same design as you! (Unless you somehow customise a very common design wtf -_-)

In-store designer Karen hard at work!

Her creations!

AND GUESS WHAT??

SHE'S CUSTOMISING A PIECE FOR ME!!!

A picture with fellow blogger Beatrice while the designing goes on...

Jewellery designer's tools

Excited!

Tadah!!

Here it is with colour!!

I'm gonna be getting a ring with a main pink sapphire gemstone and two diamonds!

Simple and classic design that can go with any outfit. So excited coz I've been wanting a pink sapphire ring for some time now.

Soon to be mine!

Ready to see it?

Pretty!

Here's my other attempt at photographing the ring. It's actually very difficult to do justice to the sparkle and charity of the gems!

New bling... So of course must camwhore!!

Here I am trying to go for the boho look. It's totally the trend now and it matches wellness jewellery! :D


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There is a video of me on the website so go have a look!

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Psyche of A Plastic

Ok I'm gonna write a wordy rambling post!!! Brain filled with random thoughts that I need to unload.

Today's topic is plastic surgery - I know, again. But it's not about like woo I just did my eyes love it max blah blah... I'm gonna unload on you guys the psyche of a person who actually does multiple plastic surgeries, and go on a little about why people hate us so much.

I think it's cool and totally rare for a post like this coz most people who did plastic surgery are either too stupid to really put their thoughts into words or are unwilling to talk about their surgery. HAHAHA!!

SO... Why people hate us.

Actually, you'd think that with so many who have undergone plastic surgery (hereby known as PS) before, society would be very accepting of it. Well... Yes and no.

I was thinking really hard that day. Why is it that someone doing corrective surgery on a cleft lip or doing braces is ok but a girl cutting her eyes bigger... not so ok? Both are improving looks, no?

But then I realised... It's all about greed.

Nobody gives a shit about ugly people fixing their teeth. Or a girl with absolutely no breasts getting a modest A cup implants to feel more feminine. Or a dude with one droopy eye fixing that eyelid. In fact, those stories are even a tad heart warming.

And nobody would call these people plastic because after surgery they don't look like perfect shiny plastic. They went from ugly to normal!

But a pretty girl with B cup boobs getting a boob job to make them DD?? OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!

What a slut! What she want such big boobs for? FUCKING GREEDY!!

And so it is...


If you were originally already good-looking, people hate you for wanting more.

And secondly, if you are very pretty but cheated your way up there with PS, people get angry coz it's UNFAIR. 

If you think about it logically, it is actually fairer that somebody used hard-earned money to buy beauty. What's so fair about someone being born super gorgeous?

Song Hyo Kyo as a kid and teen

Young Vivian Hsu

 

Disgusting. Where got people so hot as freaking kids one??

PLEASE LEH........ FUCKING NATURAL BEAUTY... THAT'S UNFAIR!!

People should respect fake beauties and say, "At least you went through pain and cash to get here instead of the natural bitches who had to do nothing." LOL!! CORRECT OR CORRECT!

(Only applicable to people who admit to their PS - lying is another issue altogether!!)

But the fact is... Most people who do PS ARE girls who are already not bad-looking to begin with. Greedy girls trying to inch slowly closer to perfection. I mean, why bother to give Notradamus a new nose? What a waste of time.


The word "plastic" or "fake" is probably the most common "insult" (In inverted commas coz I don't think it's an insult) I get nowadays. It's as easy as calling a girly dude a fag or calling a fat chick a pig.

It is as if my entire being consists only of my looks and calling my looks a facade will crush my ego to no end.

LOOK AT HER SO PRETTY BUT IT'S ALL FAKE.

(or more commonly version 2: PS already still so ugly.)

Eh news to haters - I don't care. And I believe I speak for all my fellow PS-ed (whether plastic or photoshopped) beauties. We all don't give a fuck. It's the end result that counts, not your opinion on whether I cheated my way there.


Plastic/fake is not the only insult I get linked to plastic surgery.

People draw other conclusions too. Oh, she must be so insecure. Oh, she must really hate herself. She hates her race! She must be very inconfident and sad all the time. I might not look as good but at least I am comfortable in my own skin. Blah blah blah.

Maybe these are true for other people. I wouldn't know. But I believe I not crazy and my self accessment should be pretty accurate.

I've always been a very confident person, long before I've got any work done to my face. In school, I've never been the prettiest but I've always been popular (thick-skinned much?), whether with the boys or with the girls.

I hated my nose, true, but I did my best to distract people from it by enhancing my eyes with make up, and honestly, although I knew since age 15 that I'd eventually get a nose job, the hatred for my nose never really made me unhappy or insecure.

Well I guess nobody teased me about it coz I was so damn fierce.

I hung out with all the pretty girls in school! Guess I was Plastic before I was really Plastic hahaha. (Mean Girls reference)

Before I've had any work done I've always considered myself attractive. Not crazily so, but ok lah. Above average. I always made an effort to dress up what, which is more than most of the other 16 yr old girls can say.


So no, I don't believe that people who do PS are automatically insecure, inconfident and unhappy!!

Superficial? Yes. Shallow? Definitely. But what's wrong with that?

Most of us find a strength we've got and we try our best to improve on it. For some people it is, say, an interest in flying a fighter jet. Or being a good pianist.

For some of us... we are talented in beautifying things... and what's a better canvas than your own face?

(Ok obviously sculptors, architects, designers and hair stylists beg to differ)

An ah beng modifies his GTR. A writer improves his vocab. And I touch up my face with make up and photoshop. Parts I can't do, I get professional help from a surgeon. It's just an interest and I'm good at it - the hell I should get judged for it!

You might argue it's an incredibly self-absorbed interest that benefits no one. Rubbish. I've helped many people photoshop their pictures and put on make up before. And I give excellect PS advice!

BUT WHY? Why can't I accept my face the way it was born looking? Why do something so drastic? Do I hate it that much?

The same reason you'd hang a painting in your house... Coz I think it looks better with enhancements! You don't HATE your bare unfurnished house right? You just think it looks boring and could be improved.

Most people won't do plastic surgery coz they are scared of the pain. Scared of the risk of becoming even uglier. Scared of the irreversibility. Scared of the social ramifications. Don't think it's worth the money.

But if you take away ALL of these consequences, most people would change at least something! Be it whiter teeth or uninverting their nipples or smoother hands. Confirm!!

So someone who does multiple surgeries, well, just don't give a shit about all the above! I'm not scared of pain. I don't need to pay. I absolutely trust my surgeon*** and his skills. And I am already known for being plastic so what's one more surgery?

(***referring to Dr Martin Huang not JB surgeon fml that was a mistake)


When does it stop? When am I good-looking enough to not mess with my face again?

I can't answer that. I know I've promised Mike to not do anything else so I guess nothing in the near future? However, I'm still aging lah so goodness knows what else when I hit 40 or something? Yes yes I know you all fear for me looking like a freakozoid but don't worry lah ok!! I've got nothing planned so far!!

And the best thing is.... No matter how I look I'm still an awesome blogger!! Can't take that away!! LOL!

Eh btw Mike says that he prefers second nose job over first nose job (revised coz it was slanted, more about that in another entry) and original nose. WIN!!

If you guys wanna ask any other deep questions about PS go ahead I'd try to answer them. Not the nitty gritty stupid sort like "How much does a nose job cost" but the good sort like "Would you allow your daughter to do her whole face?"

(Ans: No, only areas I agree need drastic improvement like for example if she had my old nose.)


p/s: My post is not representative of the crazies who lie about their heritage or seem to have sincerely deluded themselves into thinking they only had 1 surgery when they had countless, ok? So no, not applicable to Plasticzilla.

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