It's 4.06am, and I need a boyfriend. =(

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Simon Cool said…
u dun need a bf, u need to sleep
Ah Beng Wannabe said…
It's 532 am and I need a gf.
What else is new?

It's 5.34 a.m. and I too need a girlfriend.

Maybe we blogders should set up a Lonely Hearts Club or something like that... *rolls eyes*

Hai~Ren
Nich said…
i reckon you should have enough sleep before you start searching for a bf or you might be looking like a panda and scare any potential guy off. good luck in your bf search!
ChillyBeer said…
how abt a bf walk-in -interview??? ;'p
A Goat said…
How about starting with just a male friend? ;)
Anonymous said…
U don't need a bf, U need a Prince Charming to blow your heart away.
Han said…
lol, I think its more likely she'll blow her Prince Charming away. Xiaxue is quite incredible that way... ;D
wtfuw said…
or mebbe she'll just blow him?
MissCow said…
It's the next day..... and I don't think I need a bf.
You can have mine.
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- said…
i also need a gf.. and sleep too!
Gerard Tay said…
i need a job.. :(
Xiaxue said…
I need tender loving care!!! Boohoohoo
gatecrash said…
xiaxue... i love you
Lisa said…
i think its not abt a BF....you need a life....
when we gals feel bored & empty we think we need a bf....which in return gives us more problems.. =P
Shaocong said…
i have a gf but i want a bf too :(
Justin said…
You Don't Need Love, You Need Hate
nemesis said…
But if you don't know what love is, you probably won't know what hate is all about.
Swalky said…
Everybody need somebody at times
Psycho Diva said…
It's just one of those days huh?
Ah well, curl up with a good copy of CLEO/ Her World, read other people's sob stories of abusive bf, drink a hot cup of Cocoa/ Milo, binge on chocolates and hopefully the feeling will pass! Of cos the next day you must still doll up your best and hopefully catch the eye of that rich prince!
Good luck and hugs!
isis said…
Do I have the honour of being your resident bf? At least on week nights...

Cheer up k? Foie gras and creme brulee when I get my pay?
fartyclown said…
Fengjie! Dun horny lah... I'll buy you a big dildo. Its called the lonely "tai tai" 1000.
Why the unnecessary stress?
Dylan09 said…
You just feel lonely
C said…
eeeks. who needs guys! definitely, NOT us modern and independent women. and let me just comment a little on TROY though outdated as it is: the war between troy and whoever, took place NOT because of Helen, but because Paris was a horny jerk. ppurrrleese, stop putting the blame on girls?
fartyclown said…
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fartyclown said…
Corrine... Its just a MYTHOLOGY hello? In case you haven't noticed that's how the world works. The male species are horny cause WE, like every living creature in this planet. We seek to pass our genes on to the other sex. Thats what we do. And please..women are just as horny too but do i condemn them all? Its not wrong. Just because you've had f**k up relationships in the past doenst mean all men are bad. I noticed you've placed emphasis on the word, NOT twice. Are you ignored very often? U need attention? Of course i'm talking crap here but an advice to you. Get a grip on life and move on...
weezard said…
my my... the number of comments for this blog (it's just one sentence by the way) is more than any other blogs on this page????? AMAZING! haha
Marla S said…
I have one. Yet, I need someone. Whoever, whatever. I don't even know what I want. Haha! I need affection, maybe. *laughs pathetically*

It's obvious. I am lonely.
ChillyBeer said…
loneliness is just like an empty bottle...
u can either fill it up with interesting decorations
or just leave it empty...
BigRabbit said…
I will give you tender loving care and ensure you never be lonely. BUT!

But you must marry me,
cook for me and bear me children,
wear giant sized snoopy tshirt-pyjamas 24x7
with whole head of hairrolls,
change diapers,
send kids to school ....

I bet you instantly feel better now
Corporal Greg said…
Is my eyes playing trick? Xiaxue declared she needs a boyfriend, ok let's analyse why she needs a boyfriend at 4.06am.

Because...
A) She was drunk after coming back from clubbing.
B) She feels horny during that wee hour, and she need someone to help her relieve.
C) She was sleep-walking at that time, she on her computer and typed that.
D) She was just typing out for fun, trying to hook on those guys and making a fool out of themselves.

What do you think might be the possible answer?
tre said…
This blog have a whole lot of pathetic no life sheeps commenting. Another portion who try and speak like the blogger without much success.welcome to singapore.
A Goat said…
Tre> I see it includes you too then.
Neo said…
as the XX knows how statistical I am, I think the sudden surge in comments might contain hidden meanings..; ____ XX!
Alvin K said…
What you didn't specify is the age of your bf. It should be like 3-4 yrs old, you train him up to be your dream guy and 20 yrs later, you'll marry him. Then again, you risk him looking for younger versions of you. Hehe!
BigRabbit said…
Hidden meanings? Interesting
"Its 4.06am" <- she is back from late night partying too hyper, decided to blog before bed

", and I need a boyfriend. =(" <- reveals the inner most hidden desire in her heart underneath her feistiness, she is lonely and needs to be love.
aerithes said…
Xiaxue!!! thanks a million and zillion~~ love u soooo much for that revelation!!! ahhahaha. thanks! muackzzz!!!
YaP said…
no rush xiaxue,
because you are unique and special,
you just need to hang in there a bit longer for that special "special someone" to come along.
meanwhile, you can enjoy your freedom, and appreciate more of what you have now!!
Dizic said…
I've just read your blog. Very entertaining. You're such a talented writer. You'll be big one day.
C said…
for a clown who farts a lot, you sure spout a lot of crap too. oh yes..i've absolutey fallen into the abyss where i can find no true love *sob sob* [pls note sacarsm]
[ - 雯'§ - ] said…
i hve a bf .. but he ignores mi ..

so even i do hve a bf , i am in no better situation than u are
doubleUei said…
xia xue, u still have the tender loving care from ur blogders.. (= *hugs* a nice gal like u will find ur true love one day! and try to sleep early next time ! x)
Hey C'mon Whu needs a BF when U're one New Age Woman?
fartyclown said…
Corrine: Oh yea...pick on names BOOHOO. Wonder who started the crap huh? Hmm...
You need therapy wait wait... i tink all you need is REAL sex so dump your dildo, wax your pubs and go get a man! Amen!
fartyclown said…
Corrine: 1 more thing please ditch those bunch of neoprint collecting lesbian friends of yours. Ain't nuthin like the real thing. Savvy?
fartyclown said…
Sorry Xiaxue this should be about you. But she started it first so...i love you fengjie!
Fish Tank said…
Look at this guy and you will not feel like having a bf

http://www.anzwers.org/trade/sghunk1976/sghunkweb.html
Jonus Doggie said…
at 0406 hrs in the friggin' morning you should be thinking of getting some sleep. One day 'your' price will come. For now be content with dreaming.
G said…
You don't need a bf now, just wait patiently for the right one to come by =)
Ah~Dum said…
OMG is 1st of june 12:42pm & u wanted a bf until u din blog on 31st of may....hm....or r u still dreaming wif prince charming in ur dream??? (or izzit SHREK) kakaka
Moof said…
hey relax. think on this ur single and young so wats the big deal. though many a time we all need that special some one to be there for us. But until that special some one appear, just enjoy life and be happy with wat u have!

Take care:P
Cheers!
onimusha said…
you need a bf? dont you have one? thought you are going steady with some guy of your dream? with your looks shouldnt be a problem or is it your attitude.... wat abt your guy friends? there must be someone good ... you should look out for guys around you....yeah?
NaiveGuy said…
I need a life....
Vahn said…
Is the audit for xiaxue's boyfriend still ongoing? Raises hand :P

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