Ok I'm sorry. The long post will have to be another day, because I've got 4 assignments at hand now and I'm damn stressed up.

Ex American Idol finalist will be calling me (9.30am! *gasp*), and then there is Jay Chou's girlfriend, and then 13 Shaolin monks, and one more phoner with two Chinese singers. I am going to die.

SO NO BLOGGING.

OH FUCK IT! I can't stand it, here's a short one:

I was on my way home on bus 51 after watching The Punisher (3 stars coz there was a boob scene and the male lead can't seem to keep his shirt on), and it was late, like 11 plus.

The upper deck had only me and this uncle - sitted like this:



As shown, the uncle is the blue spot, while I'm the (make a wild guess!) pink spot.

So, THIS UNCLE STARTED TO TALK TO HIMSELF LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

Except...







He doesn't look like he's talking to himself. He was gesturing, and nodding his head in agreement sometimes, and even laughed.

He looked exactly like he was chatting animatedly with a person sitting on the grey-red spot. And that someone must be an excellent conversationalist too.




Except there was nobody there.


Of course, I passed off his mumblings as him being a siao hallucinater. Middle aged uncles often go crazy and talk to themselves, right? It is normal to talk to yourself, right?

So, he continued spouting Hokkien (which I don't understand) for another 10 minutes, and then he suddenly stopped.

"Thank god," I thought.


He looked up, and started turning his head clockwise slowly.

Towards me.

OMFG. I almost jumped out of my skin. Outside was pitch darkness, and it was only me and him on the bus...


He stopped short of looking directly at me, and his line of vision rested at.. yes, you guessed correctly, at the seat directly in front of me, where the grey spot is.






And he started talking to that empty spot again!!!!!!!!!!!! Was there something there that he could see and I couldn't?


I fled. That must have been one of the scariest moments of my life. *shivers*

This is so fucked up. Now I'm scared to off the lights.

Comments

WAH...

It's not even the 7th month yet...

???!!!

I shall never look at old uncles who talk to themselves the same way ever again...

Hai~Ren
http://chasmosaurine.blogspot.com/
aerithes said…
erm.. i think it is "seated", and not "sitted". =)
Hmm... apparently Blogger comments don't allow Chinese characters, regardless of the encoding used.

Anyway, the ???!!! was supposed to be jian(4) gui(3) le(4)!

Hai~Ren
http://chasmosaurine.blogspot.com/
Popagandhi said…
maybe he was.. using a hands-free set? they like their phones and their hands-free sets small, these days ;) many times i've been freaked out by ah-peks talking to lamp posts and fire hydrants, until i spotted those little things..
Neo said…
thank Good tt uncle did not take advantage of yr fear & ask u for money..
Cherry_Panda said…
I think this uncle has the *third eye*. He is talking to *good brother*.
Apple said…
chey. no lah. dun think so much. it's not ghosts lah.
maybe i should try talking to 'someone' on a public bus next time! scare the freaking hell out of everyone! yay!
Xiaxue said…
He wasn't using earpiece lor!! Anyway he use earpiece he turn and look at the seat in front of me for what!?
Xiaxue said…
He wasn't using earpiece lor!! Anyway he use earpiece he turn and look at the seat in front of me for what!?
Clatzz said…
luckily the uncle didnt turn to the seat infront of u and say: ooi, u change seats for what?? that would b damn scary...
Gerard Tay said…
scary.. some stuff just not worth knowing man..
Aileen Leong said…
Hey girl have you ever considered the possibility that the poor old uncle has a sort of squint, such that when he stares at the space in front of u, he is actually looking at you. and when he is staring and tlaking animately at the space in front of him, he is actually staring in front?! in short, he is just siao lah.
onimusha said…
dont be afraid!! sometimes their mind is not right ...always see it ah-peks talking to themselves but it pretty scary ....worse is that they may just scream at you for nothing!!! i got this experience where this nutcase just ask me for cigarette once i pass him 1 stick he just shout at me for scolding him!!! which i didnt of course ....so people may not be in their right mind!!! since it so late why not take a cab?
Zen|th said…
Now that is freaky. If that happened to me I'd probably change seats. Better be careful, I heard they say spirits sometimes follow people home. :P
genevieve//* said…
hey.. im longing for a long blog from you. looking forward to tonight's post. jia you!
Jonus Doggie said…
That wasn't scary, that was punishment...
Xiaxue said…
Jonus: Oh shut up! Ha ha ha ha
onimusha said…
still cant get over the trauma? so how was jolin?
`nic.ethan said…
bus 51 sux. load`s of "extra" commuters. try the SBS hotline. might help if you tell them that those guys [read-G.H.O.S.T] don`t have their own form of transport.

anyway, hi! first time commentin here. been readin and faithfully following yr blog too.
fartyclown said…
is it fact or fiction?
sh said…
my god.. may your bus rides be erm. smoother.

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