Pink Kinkiness

There�s this new thing at Mos Burger that is possibly the next best thing since tampons.



Frozen strawberries! Beautiful fingernails courtesy of Shuyin.

Lookie what�s inside!



So yummy! The strawberry, succulent and fresh, is half-coated with creamy white chocolate, and the interior of the strawberry is filled with condensed milk � smooth and wet! I like! Oh yeah the ugly nail belongs to me.

And of course, the best thing is that IT IS FUCKING CHEAP!!!!!!!!!! Like, ridiculously cheap! It's selling at three for $1!!! Any cheaper, and it would be Annabelle Chong!

What can you buy for $1? Take a smelly bus ride? Eat half a packet of chicken rice? Go to the Far East toilet five times?

I say, 3 Mos strawberries are more worth your money.


Shuyin takes a bite�



BRAINFREEZE!! What a spectacular Kodak moment.


*****

If anyone has noticed, Miss Selfridge is no longer available in Singapore! Which is good, considering I think Miss Selfridge sucks because the size 6s are forever unavailable (Cmon on, this is SINGAPORE and Asians are more petite. Who the hell would buy so many size 14s?) and it is too expensive anyway.

Replacing Miss Selfridge at the basement of Taka is this shop called Fox, which is pretty good!

Wong the Lawyer says that we should not buy clothes from there because it's from the Middle East, and the only good thing about Middle East is their camels. Actually she didn't say that but that's not the point. She just thinks Middle East stuff is cheap.

So anyway, nobody cared about what she said I bought a nice top from there! $20.

Lookie! It's so Mean Girls - if only I had the blonde hair and big boobs.



That's a pair of shorts, in case you are wondering. And yes, the belly's pierced.



Me with a screwed up face. Duh.



Erm, the pose is a tad too provocative, you think?

Comments

Daniel said…
That last pic gave me a boner instantaneously!well done!
Xiaxue said…
Yuck!! That wasn't the point!
Gerard Tay said…
super provocative.. :)
Marla S said…
Woo. I bet I will have a hard-on too. but then, I don't have what Chua has. Thats an incredibly HUUUUUUUUUUT pic. You sure you had shorts on? *wink*
L i a n i e* said…
evrytime i look at yr new posted pics..i just cant help but to say that u're indeed very gorgeous & beautiful..=D

*tt was realli a chic tee~*
angela said…
i just only read your blog and i think you should go audition for star search or something. you are a seriously interesting read and colourful personality! and your level of self-confidence is amazing, i wish i had it. really. (p.s. am not gushing psycho.)
lotise said…
*gasp*. FHM needs you.
doubleUei said…
any photoshop to these photos? =x
Teekay said…
oh wow! congratulations... you have gone onto the next level of controversy...
greymouse said…
haha the shirt should have an 's' behind the 'football'. =X jk
Gaylord said…
*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap*

(It's my nature, sorry!)
greymouse said…
xiaxue! i know ur secret!!!!!! the origin of the gmail accts! lol. ok.. nth to be amazed bout
Jonus Doggie said…
Judging from the response you got from the 'photo', i think that if you put that photo up when you asked for luck, you would have got a lot more encouragement from your peeps.

You do look nice if i might say so myself.
monster said…
the shorts look more delicious!
Jungle Folk said…
The thighs could do with a bit more editing.

nway ur on bookofjoe. is that a sign of international fame? but since its a porn site as u say so urself, u could very well be on ur way to becoming a porn star?

j'k lah. no offence.
I love u xiaxue! U just made me lesbian! *muacks*
Naughty Girl said…
oh my, ure gonna hav sick guys jerking off to that last pic of yurs sweetie =P
mimosa said…
try the strawberry at sushi tei or from selected cheers outlets. it's not so fattening like mos's. minus the white chocolate n concentrated milk. it's filled with sorbert ! but mind the pricing abit.. though they're the first in singapore with the product (at least i noe they're like a year ahead of mos)
nemesis said…
Haha...

I think you are pretty provocative - pretty and provocative. Photoshop'ed it?

To: The girl who went for jaw surgery.

Oh, what happened to you? Why did you go for jaw surgery? Hope you are getting well. =)
Zen|th said…
Hmm.. I must say, you look hot in those pictures! :P Put that pic in friendster and you'll get 1000000 messages a day. Hahaha..
FeO said…
hullo XX! whoa, didnt check yr blog for a few days and i'm treated to multiple entries! *claps hands in glee* anyways, the pics of u in that football tee & shorts are really nice! wish i was half as gorgeous as you man.. *wistful look* keep them coming! :)
A Goat said…
You should give a 'come hither' face in the last shot... That'll instantly make those who had boners to 'pop'. Heh heh.

Anyway, those cream filled strawberries can be found in Cheers too. Should be the same thing. Think they are selling it in 3s and also by the basketfuls.
Stephanie said…
Can i ask you how you manage to snap your photos from far? By yourself, timer or someone shoot it for you?
Ice Ang said…
was surfing around... very neat and pinky blog you have here... do keep it up with the pinkish stuff and have fun looking for a new job...
Psycho Diva said…
Hey that's a really nice picture! You might wanna put that as your main photo? The best one i've seen so far *winks* Oh and those that are selling at Cheers are different, not to add damn gross, so i say stick to the Mos Burger ones :)
`nic.ethan said…
aaaaah. *covers eyes*

*steals a peek*

woah. xiaxue -.-" the last pose is really nice. [in a non-sexual way]

and that pinkish thingy u`re seated on, it`s satin right? [i`m a cloth idiot.]
silvermyst said…
Strawberries with chocolate fondue and cream. MMMMMMM.

I'd hardly compare to tampons! tampons are just shoved up you and act like a giant PLUG. Everytime I use one I just sit there and think- I'm a fucking kitchen sink.
calkenApe said…
Wow! Last pic should go to sammyboy. Looks like 50% of all your friend's bunk mates will know your site by now. Haha!
Blast said…
aiyoh....so porn~

I also got 3 gmail invites to give away
whoever can convince me that i am handsome gets it~
nemesis said…
OH.. come to think of it, I think the screwed-up face looks quite nice too. Haha.. :P

Actually, if you are pretty, you will look good in almost everything and anything.

Blast: Hmm... we dun even know how u look like.. how to convince u? :P
Xiaxue said…
MADNESS!!! Did anyone forget that I'm the photoshop queen?! The pictures ARE photoshopped, I'm sorry to disappoint!!!!!!!!!!!! No so pretty la, ha ha.

Angela: If Starsearch allows photoshop, I'd win it! Ha ha!

Magdalia: I already took away a lot of fats from the thighs! Any thinner, and it would be totally non-realistic. Anyway, I NEVER said that bookofjoe is porn. I said the PICTURES are porn.

AND No, I'm never gonna be a porn star.

Stephanie: I shot those with a self timer.

`nic: Satin, yes.

Its not porn!!! I didn't even show my boobs or anything! Why is it porn! I don't understand!

I think I should take off the photos. :(
nemesis said…
Hi XX:

Oh.. it's not porn. But it's as good as it can get... Hehe... :P
Xiaxue said…
Heh. I took of the photo already.
Zen|th said…
Aww.. That's too bad for those who haven't seen it! Hahaha.. :P
angela said…
oh ya, can be a plastic surgeon also!
Rachel said…
hey i just realised you look like an actress.. see pic below..

http://tvcity.tvb.com/drama/3d/scene/img/ori/angels_popup_12.jpg

btw.. your blog rocks! witty and humourous.. i can't keep away from it~

cheers!
Mr_BuRns said…
wah lao send me the foto leh XX...i can put it to good use!!!
TheDoll said…
Xiaxue, your complexion seems always squeaky pink and rosy in the photos. Is this achieved using airbrush? Pinky blog pinky photos pinky clothes pinky you. Yummy!
monster said…
The last pic is removed? shucks.. I havent downloaded it yet
Xiaxue said…
I've decided to put it back. On second thoughts, it's really ok what! Urgh.
dreign said…
as good as porn?

lol..
RENEying said…
heyx.. i think its realli nice.. ;)
ic3snow said…
wat abt the wrapps place @ b2 of PS? 3 desserts for $5!!! brownie!! n something else. it's like, buy 2 desserts get 1 free!!
n oh. ur blog is juz so darn funny..=p
go on n write abt those funny sex stuff!!! wahahah..think s'poreans r juz 2 fucking holed up..
monster said…
Thanks for putting it back.. its not just ok, its SWEE
Xiaxue said…
I thought I would like to say that you girls are great - of course the guys wouldn't have any problems with sexy pixs, but girls .. well, lets just say a lot of us are vindictive and jealous?

It shocked me to see girls agreeing that the photos are nice. I would have expected no less than "What a slut, trying to get attention".

I'm glad that SG has people broadminded people like you guys, who respect my decision to post up my photos, even though they look like a slut. ;)

This reminds me not to judge others too, and the world would be a nice place, right?

Love,
Xiaxue

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