What celebrity where?!!



*giggles*

Hello everyone! As some of you might have already known, I've recently been appointed (important voice) as LocalBrand's AMBASSADOR! Wah! Zhun boh?

So what's this LocalBrand thingy? LocalBrand is a local brand for t-shirts with some, eh, daringly different messages. =) I like! Its handsome founder, Turodrique Fuad (his forehead here - doesn't look too handsome though.), was apparently around the shop when I was looking at his tees and declared himself a blog reader.

Things got on from there and I am now 3 months pregnant. Ha! Kidding. KIDDING! So anyway, we decided that I'd be the perfect endorsement board, as, according to him, I'm controversial and pretty like his tees. =)

I asked Turodrique (pronounced To-raw-drick) what happens if LocalBrand goes overseas and he said something like it will maintain its name. *shrugs, mumbles, no longer local what ...* Anyway that's not the point! Lookie at the pink wholesome sluts tee on top! That's LocalBrand! If you wanna see more, feel free to look at the site I guess. And if you like them, drop Turodrique an email. He'll squeal in joy! Even better, buy the tees. If you don't like the messages, i.e you have something against all the three teated women or wholesome sluts in the world, YOU CAN ALSO BURN HIS TEES AND DROP HIM A HATEMAIL!! Yay!

Might as well answer some FAQs here:

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Is this the first time bloggers are getting paid for endorsement deals ala celebrities?

In Asia at least, I'm pretty sure it is the first. And I am honoured I am part of it. ;)

What do you think this symbolises?

I guess it is interesting to know that it is no longer just the models, actresses, or singers who are actually earning money from their fame. I foresee that more such deals are coming for the bloggers because not only do the bloggers have constant explosure without having to vie for airtime, they also have full editorial control as well as a certain credibility among its readers which the other stars might not have.

Are you gonna become this disgusting money-making bitch who is gonna bombard us with advertisements? Are you not going to be as truthful as you used to be?

No! I've had some other endorsement offers before this which I turned down because the brand is not ME. I'd never endorse anything which is not me. Editorial content will be exactly like before. I wouldn't force you guys to buy anything. If you like it, go ahead. If you don't ... well take it as a normal tee that I'm just wearing!

How much is this Turodrique guy paying you? Who is he anyway? Why is his name like that?

He is paying me 2 peanuts everytime I wear the tees. Ha! Nah... Industrial SECRET. FUCK DO I FEEL HAPPY! I remember the umpteen times I have to ask the stupid stars when I was working for Today how much the companies are paying to endorse them and they give me the smug face and say how sorry they are but they cannot reveal the amount. NOW MY TURN! Ask me again leh!

Ok, how much is he paying you, again?

Eh, I'm sorry but I cannot tell you. I can safely say it is an ambiguous 7 digit figure. Non Sg currency, that is.

And Turodrique ... Well his name is very weird coz he is Indonesian Chinese (*sniggers* their names are all very funny one lar) and all I know is that he quit a high paying design firm (his own, that is) to start the brand. The name is actually Rodrique but his grandpa or dad, cannot remember which, insisted on the Tu in front as that's the surname or something (then what is Fuad? Apparently I wasn't listening). His brother is called Turonny. Like very Tyranny. Heng no brother is called Bao Zi.

Are you exploiting us?!!!

... HOW?

Sheesh, are you gonna keep wearing tee shirts? But I wanna see more boob!

I'd remember to tell Turodrique to cut two holes in the boob area for his next tee.

I suppose you are darn full of yourself right now? *disgusted smirk*

Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge. la la la...


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Still too hot! I'd try to blog tmr afternoon. Loads and loads to write about. Love ya all!

Comments about the pics!! =)

Comments

RootBeerBottle said…
It is 4plus and you are blogging?! Bet you are must be too happy/too hot to sleep. Haha anyway congrats!!
sHa said…
u look great siaaa!
UltraVinz said…
Honest, Red & Pink are all you, Black's cool too, try to stay away from Green.
Ah Teoh said…
Honestly speaking: your arm look so fat. Did you offer free service to 'photoshop' the photos first? You definately deserve better presentation!
Gum said…
I have already write in to them to print one of Xiaxue's series.

Sure that all the Blogders will go and grab them when they come out!

;-)
x|a0 ZhU said…
heya~ looks good. except that the shirts are rather not suitable for you as it doesnt really go well with your figure. heh.. but still, nice design there.
R2D2 said…
Too bad for Ian I guess. *mumbles lucky bitch*
Dan Knighty said…
ahh.. you looks pretty good with the tees.. especially with the pink, black and red too ba.. good luck and have fun being their ambasadoor;)
Unknown said…
Holy schmoly, Xiaxue is an overnight celebrity. Oh am af gee.

Autograph my next LocalBrand shirt plzkthx. ^__^
Rishabh Kaul said…
seven digit???? man thats like a million. damn!
Daphne Maia said…
you want me to comment about the pictures? okay!

*pukes*
stupid dum dum said…
hi gorgeous girl. you rawk my world. i cannot go to sleep without you. i think you are soo damn pretty.





MY FOOOOOT! ergh.
the seven-digit figure is definitely in rupee. and that guy who chose you is definitely BLIND. yes i agree with what daphne said. so A C B C. delete the comment? nvm. whateVER.
Pheng said…
i used ta think tat local brand is just some quiet label. when i bot their shirts bout few months back was like ok loh. something different. but the miss lim's shirt really attract loads of attention. evryone keep asking what is the shirt all about.

but nw u said so much.

i know they rocks.!
Unknown said…
Well Well Well, does this mean that you will buy ur own condominium and laptop and not need to borrow mine now?
Damn!
No really! congratats...and way to go go!
Unknown said…
Congatulations!
TriplePeriod said…
Fug...you are so hot! Look at the picture, I wanna *censored censored censored censored censored censored* to you. Will you date me? :p
Rajar & Prata said…
haha! YOU'RE FUNNY MAN!
Monkey said…
Man....You is looking sibeh sexy in red-tee and sunglasses! Dunno if it's me , but when you wearing the red one you look way more tua liap then the other colors. Also loved that pose when you stuck your tongue out cheekily...I think I will definately *sleep* well tonight :P

But seriously, congrats on new sponsorship deal and I is hoping they will bring you a special edition "Xiaxue's Biatch" T-shirt for all your fans so we is can declaring our undying love and support! Of coz, if they is giving you a cut of the special shirt it will be even better!!!! Wooooo hooo!!!
Anonymous said…
I would love to wear t-shirts you endorse, but people will call me gay. Wah lau....
calm one said…
i can't wait for your lingerie endorsements =)
R2D2 said…
For Mr. Turodrique : Please produce a "Fuck Racism" shirt. My team mate was given one in the past. It was cool.
cherry said…
Congrats girll! Happy for ya! ya getting more famous yeah! :)
Kazuya said…
wow, you look real hot even when there is no photoshop! especially in the red t-shirt. congrats for the endorsement!
Joelle said…
Fwaaaaaaaah~~~~

*claps claps*
sanny said…
think seven digit is in rupiah hehehe...anyway you look good in the red ones, can join Singapore's Next Top Model! =P
Claris said…
God, you look like model. Make up really does wonders.

So good, write blog also can get endorsement. Maybe a beauty saloon one should approach you. And you need not shrink your waist with girdle or complain about being fat and all.

You look great in teeshirts. Voluptuous.
bochup said…
actually... what is the ms lim shirt about? =P
and congrats on yr endorsement deal!
MunKit said…
the belt looks great!

btw i like the ms lim tshirt best :)
Watch the World said…
"i can't wait for your lingerie endorsements =)"

rofl i liked that commment.

yea.. gr8 post XX i feel ya coming BACK!

congrates on that cool stuff ya got. seriously those pics are like the leet. you pwn.

*SMALLBONK PWNS!!!*
starkops said…
haha. hope he produces a "xiaxue" brand tee-shirt soon. ;)
Watch the World said…
ah fu*ck <-- rofl

gorgonash down = surfing time. hi wendy!
zekai said…
Totally fabulous. Great model, great product, great photography, great location and great make up... Congrats and cheers!
rhea said…
ehh i thot tt the localbrand thing was fake..cos like the title of the site is LOCALBRAND AMBASSADOR...and y wld a brand put the website title as AMBASSADOR..
phreako said…
Hey, in all seriousness and honesty withou biasness , is it just me that Xiaxue in that picture looks a bit like a Down Syndromee/ William Hung? With all due respects to them, i simply couldnt help thinking this way honestly. Maybe it's the fat double chin ..

Haha.
Evelyn said…
You look great in black. Great contrast with your good skin!

Congrats beautiful.
Indian Stallion said…
The t-shirt should be way tighter imo, but other than that you look really cute and so does your cock (on the t-shirt).
MTsix said…
I wish t-shirts weren't invented. Instead, everyone should walk around naked XD.

I've always wondered, how are t-shirts made? Are they measured? On who? If people demand a certain type of t-shirt, would that be made? blahblah.
Ivy said…
looking great xiaxue!
Anonymous said…
you look great and I like your blog. But I have something to say, that is, Indonesian Chinese do not have funny names. Singaporean names are funnier, okay? What with all the Tans, Lims, Pecks...

Lau Kar Ho for Liu Jia He. Doesn't sound funny meh?

Yan Yan is also funny.

Whatever.

The point is, Singaporean names are funnier than Indonesian names.
dawnsquirl said…
ooh LOVE the one with the shades and the blue bus.
the green one looks fat :(
the red ones all look terrific, other than the one that looked like you had no neck.
anyhow, congratulations! haha
Perineum Speaks said…
This Xiaxue ..... she looks so cute!

Would love to pinch her cheeks and go....soooo cuuute....
nadnut said…
looking great! :)
Anonymous said…
Hmm, first time here. Wow, you have an immensely popular blog.

About the picture, you look great in anything.
The shirt sucks but you made it great.
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sparklezz said…
hey xiaxue,
i drop by your blog once in a while. interesting and cool posts you've got. i like your frankness. and also you've got very cool dressing sense :) congras to ya for being local brand's ambassador!! will check out the outlets in SG soon. btw are they custom-made? limited editions?

i like the "Awesome Sluts" tee you wore.

PS: dun get too affected by the negative comments written by some shallow and dumb bloggers. they are probably just jealous of ya huh? i mean personally, i get targetted too when i write stuffs which i aint supposed to write on my blog. but hey, the blog was registered under our name yeah? we dun have to answer to anyone or hear their criticisms because its OURS. the internet is a place of freedom. whatevers we wanna post and say, its up to our own freewill. and to you fugly bloggers out there who enjoy spiling and writing mean comments on peoples' blog. GO REFLECT ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE COMMENTING OTHERS.
thats all i wanna say.

cheers :)
sparklezz said…
hey xiaxue,
i drop by your blog once in a while. interesting and cool posts you've got. i like your frankness. and also you've got very cool dressing sense :) congras to ya for being local brand's ambassador!! will check out the outlets in SG soon. btw are they custom-made? limited editions?

i like the "Awesome Sluts" tee you wore.

PS: dun get too affected by the negative comments written by some shallow and dumb bloggers. they are probably just jealous of ya huh? i mean personally, i get targetted too when i write stuffs which i aint supposed to write on my blog. but hey, the blog was registered under our name yeah? we dun have to answer to anyone or hear their criticisms because its OURS. the internet is a place of freedom. whatevers we wanna post and say, its up to our own freewill. and to you fugly bloggers out there who enjoy spiling and writing mean comments on peoples' blog. GO REFLECT ABOUT YOURSELF BEFORE COMMENTING OTHERS.
thats all i wanna say.

cheers :)
Very very good idea. I am impressed.... you have found a good item that your bloggers would like. I am still waiting for Wendy's line of t-shirts... how about an official shirt of the blog??? Or StarHub SimCards with Wendy's name and pink colour :)

Good luck with this!!!
Onotheo said…
Congrats for the endorsement. Keep up the good job.
Tony said…
Hello, X... I don't care what the others say, you would look good in anything or nothing I am sure. As one writer to another... hang in there and keep going the world is waiting for you.
Tony
u lookin great... can u send me some of ur photos.. wud love to keep them as my desktop wallpapers.. Plz dont say no.. my id is gokul_sampathkumar@yahoo.co.in
tt said…
Hey! Its the first time i m on your site. I think its very well done, NO! Its excellent really... People!! A lot of heart and soul has been put into this shit... Xiaxue youre doing an amazing job keep it up!! Take care girl... btw has people been asking for your autograph if they see you on the street? lol
richard vale said…
I'm 72, and you are even more of a fox. Make me your PR person, huh?
wendy sucks said…
U suck big time.....stop being so full of yrself...u know what,i think ppl are printing yr pics and masturbating on them...well u know what i think?? i think ure just a slut whore...go suck balls...i think u shud just shoot yrself for thinking u look very pretty...u look like a hooker in the pics...i think u shud think of becoming one...ure lower than me because u can never be compared to anyone but a whore...in fact i seriously don't know y im writing this comment...its just a way to express to u how much i HATE YOU...BITCH. Your whole blog is stained with cheap vanity...Hell will be paid one day...get a life....stupid bitch
Unknown said…
big bitch, fun to love with.. nasty one. have fun
Unknown said…
hi! I loved saw your blog, wow, I love! you are very beautiful :)
well, I'm doing a work of the school, and I need to talk with any foreign person, I'm from Brazil. If you can help me, I will be very grateful.
excuse by bad english, I do not talk much, I think most of you understand a little ;) HAHAHA
kisses, bye :*
t-shirts said…
Your blog post is awesome siaa. thr t-shirts you are wearing is so cute. you have shared something especial with us i regard you for that.

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