It is my 21st birthday!!!

I am very sian to write this out coz Shuyin is at my place then I feel obligated to entertain her by swallowing that sword in the cupboard and blowing some fire and juggling things, but yeah, I understand that some friends are lost and don't know what to get for me, and my birthday is this coming Thursday (though party on Friday) and if I don't wanna receive shitty gifts (Wong: Pink toilet roll holder with a picture of a cat) I'd better make disclaimers nowwwwww!

Ok here goes!~! My wishlist!


1) AIRCON!


An aircon! I've been complaining since goodness knows when. Whenever my friends come stay over or when the occasional filming takes place, people burn. My mom has an aircon in her room, why can't I get one?

If you are thinking that it is improbable that you bring an aircon to my chalet to give it to me ... You can always ask people to contribute to an aircon fund and pass it to me in an angpow, or you can always pass me some sanyo vouchers.

Yes, I want the removable/window kind.

2) ESPADRILLES!



Or rather, shoes with straw-like heels and strings to tie around the ankles. If you can find any decent espadrilles with at least a 4 inch heel (yes I am that short), please let me know, or better yet, buy for me! Yay!



Haiz, so nice ... It cannot be found in Singapore, I have no idea why! This sucks. A simple pair of shoes ...

Topshop has a pair of green and white ones which I quite like, but it is sold at an exorbitant price of $95 and well, it is quite ridiculous to pay so much for something to wear on your feet ...

I'm a size 4 or 5.

3) A diamond encrusted XIAXUE necklace!



Shuyin says she will go buy diamantes and stick on for me, so yeah, this is booked. Bah!

4) A slow loris!!



Wah! This photo is super old-school! I cannot stand it! How come my eyebrows look like that? Anyway, I'm not the star of the photo, it is that creature!

Very cute right? It is a slow loris (no fast jokes please)! Please get a baby loris for me please please please! I promise I wouldn't let Cloudy eat it up.

Kelvin said the loris is very ugly and he wouldn't buy it for me. He said he'd rather get me a bat, since the loris looks like a bat, and I can have the option of breaking off the wings if I don't want him with wings.

SO MEAN!!

5) Sex with an elf



Only one person can grant me this, and you know who you are, Mr Bloom.

6) A silver-pink SLK


Pardon the bad photoshop

No other colour if you want to buy me this! Perferably, you can wrap the sweetie up in giant gold satin ribbons and surprise me (I know I will not longer be surprised, but shut up) by swinging the keys with a cheeky grin and I'd hop onto you and rush to the car with a crazy degree of happiness.

Never mind the fact that I can't drive. One can dream, can't she?!

7) A doctor stripper for my bdae



Oooooh Oh my gosh! I love doctors. Intellectual men are fucking sexy! I get damn aroused by men spelling and pronouncing difficult words! Gimme medical terms! Hebephrenic! Onomatopoeia! Phlegm! Wah, I like!

No, I would not like Steven Lim at my party, because he looks way too vapid to pass off as a smart doctor.

Perferably with penis veins!

Ok about penis veins. What are they, exactly? See the scrolling marquee?

Fine, it is rather annoying and no one looks at it. But this!



The last picture? That's penis veins, courtesy of Mr Justin Timberlake. So fucking sexy ay? :D

I cannot think of anything else I really want at the moment, except maybe a sponsored package to permanent full body hair removal, my enemies assasinated, full extermination of stupid people, etc.

If you are thinking of buying something else, then here's what NOT to buy:

1) Perlini's Silver.



I hate nondescript, boring jewellery. I also hate mindless gifts - which is what Perlini's is the epitome of. No perlini's. If you want to get jewellery, my favourite is from Forever 21, and buy Gold instead of silver.

Chunky ones. =)

2) Anything Blue



Yes I know you know what blue is like, but to emphasize... I HATE THAT COLOUR. I hate it to a vengence. Anything blue, I wouldn't wear. Well ok, maybe except Levi's ... Which in this case is length 30, waist 25... And low rise.

3) Too flat shoes

I don't wear flat shoes.

4) Cutesy stuff



Oh, so cute! *Slaps bear off the table*

NO! No stuff toys! I am no longer 20!

5) Perfume.

I have already!


***********

Ok I think that's about it. I like pink, bags, make up (from Mac!), books (funny green ones), gadgets (I need a new camera/palm/handphonnnnnne - 8910 went bust) and clothes (size S) and money and sex and food and WAH A LOT OF THINGS!!

If you just want to give me the ultimate gift that can buy everything else, you can transfer money to 175-22104-2 POSB savings, or .... Email me if you want to send anything by post and I'd give you my dad's office address!

I suppose if you want to be really funny you can buy for me Localbrand t-shirts, or a copy of Maxim. (Note: it is not really very funny)

I've got to go, I'd put the details of the chalet in a bit.

Comments

Aaron said…
Yay! First for the first time.... =P Happy Birthday!
loveriot said…
I can't believe you would want to have sex with Orlando Bloom!!! He's MINE!!! No lah .. kidding only. Anyway, Happy birthday!!!
Wan Qing said…
Haha, the slow loris is cute what...

Even though its only the 26th, happy b-day in advance!
aaaapril said…
Happy bday!!! =)
Oh man.. i'm so happy to find another person to hates blue as much as me. *grins!!*
J Schnorng said…
I tell you lah, miss, your party will be flooded! FLOODED, I tell you!

With people, I mean. Especially if you open it to all your fans. Craziness!
Holden said…
Happy Birthday!!!

Yeah..I wanna see somebody drive a pink SLK.... that has style.... (if you're a girl of course)


Dancing With Tears In My Eyes

Matt
LeFire said…
Happy birthday in advanced!

And I see that you're a headstrong, determined Taurus, like myself (just turned 24 two days ago).
Tingshan said…
Hiyee Xiaxue. Happy Birthday in advance! All the best to your adulthood, etc. Haha. You may think tht you are already an adult cos you're no longer 18, blahh.. but, still, all the best. =DD
UltraVinz said…
May your wishes come true & Welcome to Adulthood!

"full extermination of stupid people"!? Cheerz to that!!!
L I J I said…
What a bhb girl .. put her wishlist out and ask ppl to buy this and that ..
Some of the wishlists are so ridiculous .. =X
- Viana
dun tell u said…
i like it when u get flamed by people. i like it when u get into a fight or quarrel. i like it when theres conflict. so satisfying.

happy birthday anyway.
dun tell u said…
oh ya dun forget to offer joss sticks to your cockroach on ur birthday.
Xuan said…
21 years like that. Regrets?
IZZY said…
HELLO. HAPPY ADVANCED BIRTHDAY. espadrilles are THE shit. so fucken gorgeous! be sure to announce to the whole world when those shoes hit our shores. i wanted sex with Mr Legolas Greenleaf for my birthday too LOL. ahh GMTA. great minds think alike. =D i'm loving your entries.
fyi, onomatopoeia is not a medical term. just trying to help.
chanel said…
its nice to be the birthday girl. happy birthday!
devilinme said…
Well... this certainly helps to shorten the list of what-not-to-get
for your birthday.

Happy Birthday Girl!
rain said…
yanyan, i've read somewhere that wedges are not suitable for people who're short.. (Dun be insulted, i'm short too!! :x) Heels will be a better choice.. just a suggestion!!

Happy birthday! :)
ELFeN said…
HAPPy 21st bIRTHDAY GER!!

may u get what u wishs and erm more blogs to come in da coming years yo!!

have Fun!!!
ps: slow loris is illegal in spore rite?
AVA might be checkin out on ya.

hahaha.
PMS said…
I got you something that is not listed leh.. but I'm sure you'll like it! You'd better..
xiaxue sucks said…
i think the best gift for u is a kick on the ass!!!
hahaha!!!

and also, a birthday cake made out of SHIT!!!
+avec amour:: said…
happy birthday in advance~ i think marc jacobs has some gorgeous espadrilles. :)
xiaxue_sux said…
wart a retarded ger. pls lar. stop being self centered. the world does not revolved arnd urself onli. there are still got humans in the world except U. arghh. i m sadden by ppl like u.
havuk said…
wow, very interesting FANS you got here. my 1st time here so i dun know anything, well anyway Happy Birthday!
ken said…
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ken said…
happy birthday lady! (cannot address as girl liao since grown up)

ooh and the slk photoshop probably just needs a bit of touchup at the front tyre that's all... no need to be fussy ba. XD

and btw not sure if you noticed but your friendster's been suspended? oopsie...
Blain said…
Yeah onomatopoeia is a lit term, but I assume you were just acting ignorant.
shuddupfirst said…
HAPPY 21ST BDAY ANG KOO KWEH!!!
Okay I'm assuming that you didn't absolutely LOVE the powder blue Charlize Theron Oscar dress, no?
bUttsH4k3r said…
if you leave me an address, and i dont care if its your dad's.. i can sort you out with a pictures-que fan-like thingamajig. well, more like a postcard-lah.

and then you can use that to fan yourself. won't work as well as your air-cond.. but hell, i'm betting no one's gonna get you one of those big boys anyways. see, i help.
bUttsH4k3r said…
did i wish you? fucks sake, dont think i did.

my bad.

happy birthday.
jamie said…
oh my god. i wonder which insane person is actually going to transfer money into your bank.
MTsix said…
Happy birthday wendy!

Damn if i were your friend i must be rich O.o.
ronald said…
Happy Birthday!! (:
MightyBV said…
Congratulations, you're one year closer to death.

Prostitutes, porn, foreigners ... get them while you can.
. said…
lol, onomatopoeia.
Anonymous said…
Happy Birthday!!
Happy 21st Birthday!
Cris said…
21! U can get... married without ur parents' consent. Or even have sex with Orlando Bloom without him worrying abt jail and canes..(But i think elfs f*** trees) Hah~! Enjoy! (before u turn 22!)
Rem said…
You are the best! Hope your 21st b'day will be the most memorable one and may all things in your wishlist come true.. hehe.. but you think would there really be people transfering $$ to your account? if there is, i would put in $10 too as angpow.. thats the most i can afford.. paiseh..
anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~~~
Mode said…
happy birthday.

how old are the youngest doctors in singapore? Here in the US, they're either 28, or 32...
XiAoIc0n said…
mmm.. happi birthday.. yer birthday 28 april ?.. same as mi :P
kai li said…
heh. hmm.. happy birthday in advance. This is your funniest post yet since a very very long time ago.
I can help you with the window air-con. It's like $160 second hand Tiara. Already purchased 2. Works ok. if you want the contact, just let me know.
Brad said…
No blue? What about blue eyes?
I think that elf had blue eyes in the movie.
Stefanie said…
wow. You're very materialistic, aye? For someone of your calibre, I would have known better. HAHA. Besides, I wouldn't go about publicising my birthday wishlist even if I had the power to. Your neck looks rather thick (and white) in the third picture. And that's sad.
joer said…
hey.. anyway there are shops in singapore that do sell espadrilles.. in fact.. haha it's my mum's shop. lol.. if you would like to check out, it's dynasty shoes at parkway. Maybe not as colourful as you would like them to be, but still, classic leather espadrilles shoes lar. :)
Cynthia said…
try this. i saw a pair of interesting nose wedge. size 5. *beams*

http://www.livejournal.com/community/sgselltrade/499190.html#cutid1
Jane said…
happy birthday! =) stay cheerful!
twinkle said…
happy b day in adv.

i think u re a gurl with an attitude. very edgy, but heck i think u re really cool
u blog watever shit u feel like blogging n u dont give a fcuk bout wat others say. thats de way to go~
i really do admire that =)
u rawked~
Seri said…
happy birthday!! love ur blog! love espadrilles too but mine is not open-toe *sigh*
LuKe said…
Happy birthday Wendy!

I'll continue to support your blog!

.LuKe.
Peter said…
ahhh... Happy Birthday xiaxue... :)

hey, what is wrong with a wishlist? I think there must be something wrong with certain ppls here having some problem with wishlist... Wishes are meant to be exaggerate... who would want to wish for a 2B pencil as a birthday gift? maybe miguel will... and xiaxue_sux would wish for a laosai cake then... crazy ppls, totally bias... and definately not open minded enough to view this blog. tag them as cheapskate and laosai if they attend your birthday party eh...
Moon said…
I think u need a pink skipping rope.
jllt said…
Hey! Saw some espadrilles at VNC but din really catch the height. :D
LionHeart said…
I do think you are rather thick skin to ask for gifts ... and post it up.
chanel said…
nothing wrong what....
its her blog.
and what she wants.
not like you have to get her what she wants when you don't even know her.
don't tell me all you people who think wishlists are ridiculous don't have your own wishes.
tsk.
Happy birthday!

Perhaps you can contribute to a conservation fund protects lorises, rather than contribute to the pet trade which threatens their numbers. Some species of loris are already extremely endangered.

Lorises are also the only venomous mammals; they can give a nasty bite and can be very aggressive once they reach maturity. Cute but not great pets beyond a certain age. many are abandoned in singapore for this reason.

Anyway, here's a site for more info. do your research if you are serious. many die of malnutrition because owners don't have a clue what they eat (if they don't die in the transit to sale) or owners realise that they aren't cuddly and 'friendly' anymore.

http://www.szgdocent.org/resource/pp/p-loris2.htm

Else, great site and i hope your pink chalet party was a success.

A long time closet XX fan
Sarah Tan said…
happy birthday =)
Marcelly said…
Happy Birthday Girl!
Taureans just rock!

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