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Holidays!

Dear blogders, I'd be off for a holiday to Bintan till Tuesday! Updates when I come back. =)
One of the trademark things about Singapore is her swelteringly hot weather, and I constantly whine about it. Having waist-long hair doesn't help, and neither does whining, but it makes me happy that others are irritated together with me. But I get irritated right back: because Singaporeans are so fond of saying the Chinese saying "If the heart is calm it will naturally be cool(ing)". Whenever someone says that I get fits and start foaming at the mouth. Stop it already; that sentence doesn't make sense! My prompt reply is always, "Oh yeah? Let's put you into a microwave and see if it is still cool!" Most people wilt under my malevolent glare and scurry away, with the exception of my friend's ex who replied, "You find me a microwave big enough first!" — which is obviously not the point, so let's not talk about him. The thing is, if it is hot it is hot . Whether your heart is icy or not, your skin is programmed to feel the temperature
Nice site: Phamous69 , gotten from Petes. ;) As the title suggests, it is strictly for the mature audience only. The site is beautiful! Very nice right, I want my site to be like all diamond-ly also... Any web designer would like to do my site for me? I'd advertise for you, haha... Anyway, my absolute favourite is "Charity" under images. She moves! Have fun. =)

Fucking stupid people all around

Why are some people so dumb? I wrote about the 'marriage proposal' because I thought Kenny's blog is hilarious and I wanted to introduce my readers to him. Simple as that. And for a laugh. What he wrote back, I thoroughly enjoyed reading. I do not see the "blog war", nor the offence. Hell, if I can take a photo of myself looking like Yoda, I don't see why I should be angry if Kenny photoshops my photos (well done too!!), and Kenny knows that. Well, for the bulk of you who have a sense of humour, I hope you liked both our entries. =) Meanwhile, I've been generating, once again, a frenzy of hate posts with the recent media exposure. I get annoyed when, once again, I see some obscure blogger bash me, AND READERS SAY, LET'S REJOICE, FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS UP AGAINST XIAXUE ! Finally? Finally? Yes, rejoice my hairy ass. Almost every other day someone writes something bad about me - what's the big fucking deal? These dumbass readers go like, "

Please scold me...

It is time to update the media center - I've got 3 new TV interviews, two new cover pages of dailies and many small small articles but I AM SO FUCKING LAZY and unmotivated. Please nag me, scold me and abuse me to it NOW and stop procrastinating! LIKE NOW! Don't want lah. I think I go sleep. Or maybe play some game.

It took me...

21 years to realise that Bras Basah Road has the word bras in it.
Hello, stranger.

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I also want to be rich leh. I want to live in a big house with a piano-shaped swimming pool (carpet grass and palm trees!), then I can invite all my friends over to swim, and we can ask the inhouse bartender to make us some lychee martinis, and I can even ask my driver to go to their houses and fetch them here. I want to have my wealthy gramps tellings me that he'd sponsor my room's decorations, and I'd make my toilet so big my girlfriends can have a jacuzzi together (since shuyin dun like tanning), with a series of Crabtree's bubble baths to choose from and my carpet will be Bailey's-cream coloured, and my room decked in gold and pink, just the way I like it. I'd plaster a larger-than-life sized painting of myself on the high-ceilinged wall. I'd have a loris. That is not endangered enough. I'd have a baby white tiger pawing his way around. Hell, my room would have two floors (I have a friend's friend who really has such a ludicrous thing and I

I am a Chinese genius at heart

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I had this dream. I dreamt that there were two Indian mamashop owners who were cannibals. They wanted to eat up my RV friends (who are, since RV is a Chinese school, all Chinese). Somehow, we ended up in a desert, and they ate somebody up. I was damn scared I was to be next. However, they seemed to be full with one RV student, and were quite friendly to the rest of us after that. We sat down in a circle (with like 7 or 8 other students) and the two cannibals started to demand that we all say [that's Chinese proverbs, or idioms, I don't know], one by one. Although they wouldn't understand, it would be entertaining to hear. One by one my RV schoolmates came up with ridiculously difficult proverbs/idioms that I cannot recite for my life. But I knew the idioms were correct because I've heard them before la, but you know, you cannot just recall all at one time like that. We got through like 6 idioms, and everybody applauded when someone said something difficult. I was a

Wherefore art thou cute?

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Hui Fen told me the other day about her ex and how they got to know each other. Apparently, he put a cigarette packet on each shoulder, marched up to her, and said, "I heard you like broad shoulders!" That is just spectacularly cute!! I think it can make almost every girl laugh, and the pick-up line is almost guaranteed to work if the guy is not ugly. (Men thinking of using this, I'd just like to warn you that a lot of girls read my blog and if you copy, you are a loser.) This got me thinking ... There are some things, that when a guy does, are almost guaranteed to make a girl go, " So cute !" Or " So sweet !" whatever, and drop down on their knees, immediately becoming slaves to the men. I have one more example from Hui Fen, where her guy friend says "What's up, (a kind of food)" in a groggy (read: sexy) voice to her whenever she gives him a morning call, but she says this is private and would like to keep it that way. So yes, very

shTruckload of Photos!

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Just pics, lots and lots of my pics, to celebrate my new-found camera!! The LAST... Of my fair-skinned and long-eyelashed photos... My lashes are REAL! Stop accusing me. Nice right my Ikea lights? Look like thoughts coming out of my head! I love my M.A.C lipstick and Prescriptives lipgloss! Spot of acrylic paint on skirt. Tsk. Nice? Hui Fen helped me buy from US! Only $105, and we are selling in SG at $180! Very bling bling! I LOVE IT ! Suddenly, I decided I am very sick of how I look and decided to go for drastic changes! First, a hair dye. Yikes, the black! Still, a good hair day. =) Kimage - $26 by students. Tadah! Still look very boring ... I SHALL GO TAN!!! And highlight my hair blonde! Unfortunately, I also went to perm my eyelashes, and it got depressingly frayed at the ends, so I cut them off. =( Yay!!! I look different! Blogder Ginger bought me a birthday present to be collected from the M.A.C counter! Shuyin holds it for me. Bronzer! S