We are so ugly

Shuyin and I are sick of people saying we are ugly. Once and for all, we do know we are indeed drop-dead gorgeous, but we shall pretend we don't know that and show everyone how ugly we can be.

In order to properly convince you, the mission starts, at my place. (Pictures taken the same day Weili's face got REALLY oily)


Isn't she beautiful? HA! Soon she wouldn't be!!

A pink crayon eyeshadow later...



And the artist adds colour:



The results:
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GAH!!!



Please don't tell her how she looks like...






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GAH!!!



If you noticed carefully, my nostrils have a black lining, and one eyebrow points up and the other points down.

And the mouth: You wouldn't believe who drew it. Shuyin wanted to give me normal lips, but my mom came into the room, looked at Shuyin drawing my lips, snatched the lipliner over and TOOK OVER!

She happily drew the mouth WAY out of line. -_- Got this kinda of mom or not you tell me?!?!??! Like that sabo her own daughter!

Wait, I see Cloudy...






Teeheehee....!


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Gah!!

Meanwhile, Shuyin is not happy...




(Yes I see my girdle at the back. So?)



Hmmmm....



WE ARE SO UGLY!!!!

Comments

Unknown said…
you had me laughing really hard!
kaiwei said…
SO ugly...(but funny too)
reenz said…
lolz...really funny! and ugly too. =.='

no way we'd c u like that in public rite..lol
Fenix said…
Aiya... Ok la... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. Hoohoohoo...
Anonymous said…
FUNNY! :D
Anonymous said…
talk about overkill on the "am i pretty?" and "am i ugly?" topics

what happened to some substance in your writing?

i'm out
Sarah said…
Hahaha. That was funny.

Boo to those people who say you two are ugly.

Anyways, it sure takes some skill to be able to make yourselves up like that. Haha.
Cold Lion said…
Initially I thought that was photoshop editing.

Great artwork :p
sabrina said…
it looks rather nice actually. = )
Ergheiz said…
xiaxue.. you look like Ru Hua!!! but these photos only.. dun worry.. haha =]
Kyels said…
Xiaxue...

So ugly man.. Hahahaha. Am just kidding. Darn funny!!!

Cheers!!!
dqea said…
its amazing. two more women on the list (with Pat Mok on it too) who dont mind putting their faces down. had a good laugh and roll about!
jaz27 said…
HAHA cute sia !!
Unknown said…
Haha. so cute!! =P
MirAgE said…
i take my hat off u two.. u two are so brave! which gal will be brave enough to put on this makeup and post on the blog!?
Nice one!
Coach Lokey said…
poor cloudy.... ;P
Ken said…
u look like ruhua...hahaha..
Jazzal said…
kinda reminds me of ru hua .. but with more creativity ... LOL
youdabomb said…
hey xiaxue where did you get your girdle?
Jessica said…
Goodness, 2 Ru Hua(s). Great job! Well, I like the lips your mom has drawn for you.

Good job hor, auntie!

=D
kgalgal said…
haha! it is so funny. hey xiaxue, saw ur air stewardass pic in MAxim...
VeraciA Kex said…
ruhua wanna be? hahahahaa!
sleepless said…
this is da best!! cant stop laughing woman!!!!

keep it up!!

entertainment index 100%!!

buahaha!!!
snow said…
omg
why do ur wana look like ruhua??~~~ :SSSS
i.e.p said…
好大的牺牲~~
wooo lol
MissyKitty said…
hahaha, you really look like ru hua!! *wo de yi ge xin muOk muOk!*
Scarletr0se said…
Lol. This post is so funny and original. Thumbs up. :D Nice make up skills by the way ^^
kennysia said…
Note to self: Don't fall asleep when Yanyan, Shuyin and their makeup kit are in the vicinity.
nin said…
you are not ugly but CRAZY....
Wanderer said…
was reading your previous entry.

if u need words of encouragement, here i am.

*jia you*

u inspire me.
chinesetycoon said…
somehow I feel shuyin's "after" pic more chio, than the "before" pic.

maybe she should consider makeup this way in future ~_~
chinesetycoon said…
I refer to that one which she ask "I pretty not?" & the one she looking at the mirror. look more cute than usual rite?
minimalistz said…
Hahahas. SooOooooo funny... Tot of Ruhua when i saw ur photos.. BUT u both prettier than her lahh~ Btw, u both dun lOok ugly lehh~~ hAHahs.
Dexter Huang said…
FUGLY FUNNY!!!! HAHAHA!
kennysia said…
That flower on your head in the last pic is the true definition of the phrase "Xian(1) Hua(1) Zhang(3) Zai(4) Niu(2) Fen(4) Shang(4)"
Neo said…
the pictures are not ugly but funny. especially on the eyebrows.
blah~ said…
Okie... This a great success... Both of you looked uglier than "Ru Hua"...
Jaschocolate said…
You must have got your drawing skill from your mom.. She's great.. Haha
LionHeart said…
Wah.. a bunch of sickos... Too free! But nevertheless, see a side of both of you... so funny. Got me and my colleagues laughing like mad....This must be the most funniest blog you did so far..
sharon said…
wahahhaha!! X)) ur ugly pic dun look ugly but it's super funny.. omg.. with that out-of-line, BIG THICK lips..
*claps claps*
Ivan said…
Wah lau eh... both of you damn free is it?
BLUEDARLING said…
you guys look like crap.
but it was really funny and creative! WAHAHAHA!
tiramisuboy said…
Both you 2 look clownish..but it sure brightens up my day..hahah..thanks lor!
Tingshan said…
HEY XIAXUE!
wow. it made me laugh! haha. you know, actually i came to your site to try my luck one lah (i've been your faithful blogder for oh so long liao!) cos i didnt think you would like, update within a day la. but i was REALLY satisfied with your consistency in Blogging. YAY! <3YOUALWAYS. and that post was great. oh and the pic of yours without makeup was realle nice la, haha. you look nice (:
Akimme Khoo said…
u r great! way cool!
Unknown said…
Your mother is a genius! :D

I mean, those way outta lined lips are perfectly funny and completes the ru hua look! XD
todaealas said…
Those lips you and Shuyin has are really sensuous.
*unbreakable* said…
hahah. very very funny. very entertained with your pics(:
jyh said…
pro make up skills.
selena said…
hahahaha, really very funny. your mum is damn happening la! hahahaha. =)
deja said…
cute, brave, ugly/pretty, daring, 'which girl would dare to do that' *gasp i'm so impressed by your candor blah blah. Give us some substance please.

Yes yes... if i don't like it why do i come here. It's called entertainment, yet this doesn't quite cut it, almost like watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s out of the need to follow in the footsteps of top ten america.

Please, show us your substance :)
Zhe Bin said…
haha. that's 2 Ru Huas!
bUttsH4k3r said…
you're both so pretty.
~*~wAItInG~*~ said…
so cute n funny lo!hahaha..love it alot..whoever said that u're ugly man?
Dim Sum Mei Mei said…
hi check wit u... did u use photoshop to make all tis editing and put in e words. Which version?? thks
kahswee said…
hahahaha funny
p)syche said…
Absolutely brilliant! *hats off to you both* Also want to remind you that this blogspot is your own personal space - blog whatever you like substance or not - who's to judge? You are doing great! Most importantly - have fun :)
stephy said…
Your bitchy attitude makes you very entertaining.
Mode said…
brilliant! thanks for bringing some laughter to my otherwise slow and uneventful day.
Raymond said…
hahahahaha!!! WAHLAU!!!!! U SI BEH FUNNY LA.... hehehehehe....
壁虎 said…
maybe you can add some.. erm.. olive, orange, brown, purple color to complete those monster look!

hahahha!
clarisse said…
hii! I LOVE YOUR SHIRT. i think it's really really cool-- would you mind telling me where you got it from? :)
Milani said…
Wow! Way to go. I like that people dare to make fun of themselves and not take themselves too seriously. I think this post is brilliant!
Chew Lian said…
both of your make-up skills ain't bad... =P
enter my head said…
you 2 are so cute. you made me wanna just get out and have silly girl fun.
priceless!!
i'm luvin it!
priceless!!
i'm luvin it!
Wow。That was a really entertaining post.
ic3snow said…
lurve ur previous post on mediacorp n their casting of dimwits!! its utterly ridiculous they like 2 put those super kind until unrealistic n hence seem very stupid pple in each n every channel 8 show. kudos 2 u!!
hahaha omg that is some funny shit. Oh amazing how you cracked me up.
manchi said…
OH MY GOD CLOUDY IS SOOO CUTEEE!!!!! HAHAHAA
Fu Xiao Wen said…
LOL ! you two damn funny lahs !
sweet said…
i just started reading your blog and i love it !!! usually i only read celeb gossip blogs 'cause i get bored easily with normal human lives ;p

you guys still look pretty with that hideous makeup on ^.~

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