You think every single day of your life is filled with exciting police car chases ending with precarious cliffs and then sailing your pirate boat over turbulent choppy waters is it??
LIFE GOT BORING DAYS THEN BLOG ALSO WILL HAVE BORING DAYS LA!!
I'd blog again when I got something interesting to write about.
Would also appreciate it if people who know where to buy garden swings let me know, wanna get one for the new place.
I WANT IT WHITE AND ENTWINED WITH GREEN VINES!!!
AH! I thought of something interesting to write about!!!
INSULTS THAT DON'T WORK!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??
Wanna throw insults at me to break me down? Perhaps, also stop me from blogging so that I can't lead the perfect life I am leading right now? To throw in a bonus, maybe also kill myself in the process?
NO, NOT GONNA WORK.
Besides the usual no-thinker insults like,
- I am fat
- I am boring
- I am ugly
recently there are also some new interesting insults I have received:
1) I stay in a HDB flat.
Errrrrrr....... And so I stay in a 3-room hdb flat cos my family is not rich. SO WHAT?
Honestly, if you think about it, so rich for WHAT? People will keep trying to borrow money from me lor!
I then don't want that sort of burden. I think it's way better to act poor. =D
LOL... It's so funny that people would tell me stuff like they stay in some shittyass private house and I am inferior to them.
Trying to justify your life now aren't you?
Why I wonder? Is it because you are ugly and lead a damn sad life? I won't trade a beautiful house for that. =)
2) Mike will dump me soon
Yes, he will definitely listen to you guys and dump me.
That is why he had forsaken everything that is familiar to him in the US, got a mass reduction in his expected US salary, and come to Singapore to live in our terrible weather.
3) My neh nehs are very small.
NABEH NEH SMALL ALSO KENA!
BIG say I look like slut, SMALL then say I airport - I can never win lor.
Whatever, you guys. Comments disallowed, don't bother leaving any, they won't be approved.