Pretty nails = Sure sign of a slut
I'm sure some of you have seen THIS article. It sort of picked up on my iPhone review and the issue of how people with long nails can't use the iphone, and and... it was featured on the front page of Yahoo.com today! I was even quoted! Madness. Now I HAVE to buy the t-shirt with my awesome quote on it. I didn't know I am such a genius at creating quotable quotes! When I die, I'd be like Woody Allen with tons of websites just there for the sole purpose of passing on my nuggets of wisdom. I'm trying to think up one good quote right now but I can't think of any! Hmmm... How about, "People who die doing dangerous activities (such as attempting to climb Mount Everest as a double amputee/motorbike through 5 fire hoops) totally deserve it." Nope... Too long, too obvious. Maybe next time! I know! How about, " Females with long fingernails are whores "? That's like catchy, and totally true, isn't it? It has got to be, because I rea