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XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE Guide to Emergency Household tips!! My very own special method of hiding period stains on your skirt!! LOL!! Guide to photoshop part II!! Many of you have requested for this... More ways to lie and cheat your way to internet chioness! CHICK VS DICK Kaykay and Paul are forced to phone their parents and blabber the most vulgar words! Watch to find out why! THE SHAN AND ROZZ SHOW Shan and Rozz interviews Ris Low, who turns out to be a bit ding dong! This episode even made it to The Newpaper (2 pages can?) and she even strips down to her bikini... You just HAVE to watch it! NUMBNUTS Poor boys... Numbnuts indeed - forced to sit naked on ice cubes... Loser gets pepper sprayed in the face! Really, you should watch it just coz they suffer so much... The boys get into a cage fight. LOSER EATS A FUCKING BALUT!! That fucking thing is how muthafucking gross! I gagged like five times watching this. p/s: You guys need to chill

NSFW Today I was just thinking to myself... Why the hell is it that all these male, "amatuer" photographers all like to photograph these "models" in lingerie or bikini?? If they are so interested in photography, then why don't they shoot other things such as... family portraits, close-up shots of a fly's eyes, a droplet of water dropping into a pool of water etc etc other artsy fartsy nonsense? WHY GIRLS?? And the most puzzling of all... Why do they like to shoot FLAWED girls?? Ok I know. Firstly, they would of course want to shoot flawless girls if possible, but flawless girls are unlikely to want to be shot by amatuer lechers, plus they are of limited stock. Secondly, I know even people like Megan Fox have their flaws, but I don't mean like a clubbed thumb... I mean like... They are trying so hard to ooze sexuality and then it's like they are hideous. I know I sound fucking elitist or something, but it just seems to me that it's tot

Sorry about the lack of blog entries.... Been really busy lately! And tonight is the Nuffnang Asia pacific blog Awards!! Right now I'm in Mosche (hyatt 5th floor, 67355443) doing my hair for tonight - and blogging on my blackberry!! Muahahaha Someone asked me what I'm doing on the 24th and I said.... Masturbating with my trophies!!! Ahahahahah!!! Ok that's a JOKE. Firstly, don't even know if I'll get ONE trophy moreover trophieS. Secondly, I don't do obscene things like said previous action! I'm all zen and beyond that!! Hehe But anyway thanks for voting, those who did! Those who didn't, or voted others... Fuck u! What's wrong with u?? Quite excited indeed! Remember to follow my twitter or keep coming back here tonight as I'd be live blogging with the berry!! Tata!!

Advertorial Everyone knows I'm a big fan of Twitter ... However, Twitter does have its limitations, and everyone knows what it is: It's only limited to words, links, and these all have to be within 140 characters - the same length as an sms! As Twitter grew in popularity, people have been trying to work around its flaws, like using URL shorteners or other sites to post photos on Twitter... Singaporean users can't even use SMS for Twitter because it's a USA number! So, to fill up this void for the more avid Twitter users, here comes MOBJET.com !! What IS mobjet.com? Think of it as a mixture of Twitter + whatever blog engine you are using. Twitter without a word limit, and you can post ANYTHING on it! I'm really impressed. When they say anything, they REALLY mean anything! You know how people nowadays are really into using their mobile phones right? Yup. So you take a video of, say, a colourful butterfly that you saw while waiting for the bus. It's go

XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE The ultimate guide to cooking muthafucking awesome risotto!!!! CHICK VS DICK The yummy chocolate challenge! Arcade challenge: Who's better at arcade games? NUMBNUTS Crazy new show!!! The guys see who can get more slaps from strangers on Orchard Road, and the winner gets to create a design for a REAL TATTOO anywhere on the loser's body! Fuck man that sucks but it really happened! Watch!!

Since many of you have requested that I blog about our most recent Miss Singapore World, I thought I'd go one step further and ask her if she'd like to guest blog her opinion on this whole crazy saga! So here's what she replied: It is like an overnight stardom. From nothing to something. Firstly I would like to tell everyone that I had no intentions of getting my credit card fraud leaked out (but thanks to you-know-who), it became a secret that everybody knew. I got free publicity so thank you to people who hate me. I don’t care! Before that was my bad English. How many people can speak good and perfect queen’s English if you are a first timer in front of a camera? Not many people can speak well in front of public crowds much less in front of a microphone. Go ahead – laugh. See how much you’ll be enjoying when I pop out of nowhere and start to shove a microphone down your throat. Oh, I forgot, by then you can’t speak as you’ll be too busy handling the black tube. C

So. Everyone else nominated for the Nuffnang Regional Blog Awards have already done their blog entries, and I was getting a bit panicky. So panicky, that in fact, I even asked my fat hammie, Nanolove, for help. (On an irrelevant side note, Nanolove is proof that being Vegetarian does not make you skinny or healthy) This is the exchange that happened between us: I wondered how she's going to help me... There she is, toppling a Pringles can of chips... Oh no Nano you greedy puff, you are not helping by just eating! But soon .... Nano reduced the chips from the above... to the following: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That's a lot of biting for a small hammie! "Hand me a pencil!" she yelled at me, full of artistic zeal. So I gave her one... Doodled... Me: "Ahh... That's very sweet and all, but what has this got to do with Pringles?" Wow! After several hours, which are equal of decades in hammie yea